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ronald...@mindspring.com

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Jan 10, 2001, 10:10:53 PM1/10/01
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I HATE it when people down south here refer to their drivers licnese
(note, that this word is SINGULAR), is not more than one thing, as
though a 'licen' is one and a 'licens' is more than one. Take out
your driver's license. Look at it. How many do you see? One. You have
one driver's driver's --- LICENSE ----

Example of the ignorant error:

Redneck: "Yeeeeahser off'cer, mah wahf took mah wallet when she done
the laundry, and all my licens was in that wallet. Ah knew Ah should
bring 'em with me whenever I drive."

THAT BURNS ME UP!!!! Why don't these people just open their eyes.

bingc...@my-deja.com

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Jan 11, 2001, 6:51:54 AM1/11/01
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In article <3a5d22d6...@news.mindspring.com>,

Because they're southerners! They're stupid. But old Holger racist is
complaining about how black people talk. Can you believe that?


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Holger Dansk

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Jan 11, 2001, 9:04:32 AM1/11/01
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 11:51:54 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:

>Because they're southerners! They're stupid. But old Holger racist is
>complaining about how black people talk. Can you believe that?

The problem with black people is that such a high percentage of them do not know
how to speak. It's not just a few in slums like Hollywood St, Ashby St, Stuart
Avenue, and West End. It's the majority of them everywhere.

Holger

http://www.mindspring.com/~holger1/holger1.htm

bingc...@my-deja.com

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Jan 11, 2001, 9:28:48 AM1/11/01
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In article <27fr5tk38p3lqnjdo...@4ax.com>,

Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 11:51:54 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> >Because they're southerners! They're stupid. But old Holger racist is
> >complaining about how black people talk. Can you believe that?
>
> The problem with black people is that such a high percentage of them
do not know
> how to speak.

...and I'm sure you have some empirical research to back this up,
Cletus.

haywood Jablome'

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Jan 11, 2001, 9:38:36 AM1/11/01
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A bit on the anal side aren't we?


bingc...@my-deja.com

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Jan 11, 2001, 10:09:38 AM1/11/01
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In article <93kgps$rhf$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>,

"haywood Jablome'" <frt...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> A bit on the anal side aren't we?
>

Tell it to your buddy Holger, who apparently knows how every black
person in the country talks.

Holger Dansk

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Jan 11, 2001, 12:07:57 PM1/11/01
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 14:28:48 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:

>> The problem with black people is that such a high percentage of them
>do not know
>> how to speak.
>
>...and I'm sure you have some empirical research to back this up,

Just open your eyes. Black policemen speak wrong. Black members of the
legislature or city council speak wrong. Black people everywhere speak wrong.
Those like Colin Powell who speak correctly are very much in the minority.

>Cletus.

Holger

http://www.mindspring.com/~holger1/holger1.htm

Holger Dansk

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Jan 11, 2001, 12:09:16 PM1/11/01
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 15:09:38 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:

>Tell it to your buddy Holger, who apparently knows how every black
>person in the country talks.
>

If you have to have a survey to find out how black people talk then I feel sorry
for you.

Holger

http://www.mindspring.com/~holger1/holger1.htm

ronald...@mindspring.com

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Jan 11, 2001, 1:23:40 PM1/11/01
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The bottom line is this: There are stupid, ignorant people of EVERY
color and creed, not just in Atlanta, but the world over. So, there
are blacks who don't know how to talk correctly, just as there are
white trailer trash folks who don't know how to talk correctly, etc.
And it's completely okay, IMHO, for us of average-or-above
intelligence people to complain about it. It g ives us something to do
if we get bored, and it reassures us that WE are not stupid and
ignorant. So, where's the harm in that? If Holger wants to complain
about the way *certain* blacks talk, let him. I have not heard him
deny that rednecks speak incorrectly, too. :)

-Ron

bingc...@my-deja.com

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Jan 11, 2001, 2:04:35 PM1/11/01
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In article <irpr5tkf5j0uijefg...@4ax.com>,

Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 14:28:48 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> >> The problem with black people is that such a high percentage of
them
> >do not know
> >> how to speak.
> >
> >...and I'm sure you have some empirical research to back this up,
>
> Just open your eyes. Black policemen speak wrong. Black members of
the
> legislature or city council speak wrong. Black people everywhere
speak wrong.
> Those like Colin Powell who speak correctly are very much in the
minority.

yep. just like I said. No proof. Just the vast experience of Cletus
Dansk.

bingc...@my-deja.com

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Jan 11, 2001, 2:06:40 PM1/11/01
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In article <v4qr5t450iqv25vtq...@4ax.com>,

Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 15:09:38 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> >Tell it to your buddy Holger, who apparently knows how every black
> >person in the country talks.
> >
> If you have to have a survey to find out how black people talk then I
feel sorry
> for you.

Hahahaha..Stings a little that you can't prove what you're saying,
doesn't it?

Holger Dansk

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Jan 11, 2001, 2:19:46 PM1/11/01
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 19:04:35 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:

>yep. just like I said. No proof. Just the vast experience of Cletus
>Dansk.

How could it possibly escape you that most black people don't speak correctly?
That's what they should work on instead of affirmative action. Do something to
improve themselves instead of strive to be given something they do not merit or
are not capable of handling.

Holger

http://www.mindspring.com/~holger1/holger1.htm

bingc...@my-deja.com

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Jan 11, 2001, 2:54:11 PM1/11/01
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In article <nm1s5tcb3cr9qnp88...@4ax.com>,

Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 19:04:35 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> >yep. just like I said. No proof. Just the vast experience of Cletus
> >Dansk.
>
> How could it possibly escape you that most black people don't speak
correctly?

What does this have to do with you having no proof of what you said?

Moonraker

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Jan 11, 2001, 3:15:30 PM1/11/01
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Apparently Ol' Bing's nappy ass hasn't been paying attention to newscasts on
TV, interviews with athletes, and the like.

Maybe we ought to get Boortz to play his "oh,mygawd, Bo got shot" clip.


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Holger Dansk

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Jan 11, 2001, 3:31:10 PM1/11/01
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 19:54:11 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:

>What does this have to do with you having no proof of what you said?

I'm not going to prove to you the earth is round and that God made little green
apples either. If you can't just observe your surroundings and see that most
blacks speak incorrectly then I can't help you. Get a black person to say
"police" or "government" or "event" or "ask", etc., and see how they pronounce
it.

Holger

http://www.mindspring.com/~holger1/holger1.htm

Holger Dansk

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Jan 11, 2001, 3:32:17 PM1/11/01
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 19:06:40 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:

>Hahahaha..Stings a little that you can't prove what you're saying,
>doesn't it?

No. You are confused.

Holger

http://www.mindspring.com/~holger1/holger1.htm

bingc...@my-deja.com

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Jan 11, 2001, 3:51:35 PM1/11/01
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In article <Zto76.156$aa3....@news3.atl>,

"Moonraker" <moon...@bellSPAMsouth.net> wrote:
> Apparently Ol' Bing's nappy ass hasn't been paying attention to
newscasts on
> TV, interviews with athletes, and the like.
>
> Maybe we ought to get Boortz to play his "oh,mygawd, Bo got shot"
clip.

By the way, it hasn't escaped my attention that Cletus Dansk hasn't
given any proof about what he said.

bingc...@my-deja.com

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Jan 11, 2001, 4:04:23 PM1/11/01
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In article <in5s5tc90uodd3d76...@4ax.com>,

Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 19:54:11 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> >What does this have to do with you having no proof of what you said?
>
> I'm not going to prove to you the earth is round and that God made
little green
> apples either. If you can't just observe your surroundings and see
that most
> blacks speak incorrectly then I can't help you. Get a black person
to say
> "police" or "government" or "event" or "ask", etc., and see how they
pronounce
> it.

Get indignant all you want. You still haven't proved anything. The big-
talking southerner got caught! LOL!

Moonraker

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Jan 11, 2001, 5:40:15 PM1/11/01
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Yo, Bing! If stupidity were painful, you'd have to be living on codeine.

The accuracy of Holger's statement is self-evident to anyone who has an IQ
exceeding room temperature, excepting, of course those who are immersed in
ghetto-speak. The fact you want "proof" is evidence enough that ignorance
and ebonics are your true nature.

HAND

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Holger Dansk

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Jan 11, 2001, 6:25:33 PM1/11/01
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 21:04:23 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:

>Get indignant all you want. You still haven't proved anything. The big-
>talking southerner got caught! LOL!

Don't tell many people that something like that has to be proved for you to know
it. You are just showing how ignorant you are of your surroundings, and
apparently speak that way yourself. Maybe black people can not hear what they
are saying and tell that it is not the correct pronunciation. However, I don't
think that is correct. People learn foreign languages, even some black people,
so they must be able to hear the different pronunciations.

Holger

http://www.mindspring.com/~holger1/holger1.htm

Bryan

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Jan 11, 2001, 11:02:11 PM1/11/01
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If you hate then go take "a look see" back where you came from dude!

Andy Walton

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Jan 12, 2001, 2:41:30 AM1/12/01
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In article <93k6oo$r10$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:

:Because they're southerners! They're stupid.

And yet you find it worth your while to troll alt.atlanta for hours on
end. If Southerners are stupid, why do you choose to spend so much of your
time in their company?

Never argue with an idiot; a bystander may be unable to tell the
difference. Now go away, little man, and point the computer daddy gave you
for Christmas to alt.flame.
--
"I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent."
-- Jackie Gleason
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Andy Walton * att...@mindspring.com * http://atticus.home.mindspring.com/

Cletus Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 7:33:19 AM1/12/01
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In article <uvfs5t4i8qtisfi7h...@4ax.com>,

Translation: you have no proof.

Cletus Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 7:43:15 AM1/12/01
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In article <atticus-1201010241300001@user-
37ka8g2.dialup.mindspring.com>,

att...@mindspring.com (Andy Walton) wrote:
> In article <93k6oo$r10$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, bingc...@my-deja.com
wrote:
>
> :Because they're southerners! They're stupid.
>
> And yet you find it worth your while to troll alt.atlanta for hours on
> end. If Southerners are stupid, why do you choose to spend so much of
your
> time in their company?

Actually I don't. I was gone for weeks and just returned recently. This
NG is open to all.

Besides, you southerners are so much fun to pick on. You can't defend
yourselves.

Do you work at CNN?

Holger Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 12:22:02 PM1/12/01
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On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 12:33:19 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingc...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>Translation: you have no proof.

Seeing is believing. Are you mentally challenged?

Holger

http://www.mindspring.com/~holger1/holger1.htm

Cletus Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 12:51:39 PM1/12/01
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In article <p8fu5tkf58p9ohkqu...@4ax.com>,
Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 12:33:19 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingcherry@my-

deja.com> wrote:
>
> >Translation: you have no proof.
>
> Seeing is believing. Are you mentally challenged?

Nah, just when someone makes sweeping generalizations and tries to push
them off as facts, I like to call them on it.

Insult me all you want, you still have no proof of what you said (nor
will you ever). I'm laughing at you, Cletus!

Holger Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 2:53:37 PM1/12/01
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On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 17:51:39 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingc...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>Nah, just when someone makes sweeping generalizations and tries to push
>them off as facts, I like to call them on it.
>
>Insult me all you want, you still have no proof of what you said (nor
>will you ever).

As I have already said, I don't prove that light comes from the sun and that the
world is not flat. These things and the way most black people speak are obvious
and general knowledge and do not have to be proved.

You have to open your eyes and ears and see and listen. Try doing that. If
that doesn't work for you then you have a problem.

Holger

Affirmative Action

When they kept you out it was because you were black;
when they let you in, it is because you are black.
That's progress?

Marilyn French (b. 1929), U.S. author, critic.
Valerie, in The Women's Room, ch. 4, sct. 19 (1977)

http://www.mindspring.com/~holger1/holger1.htm.

Randy

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Jan 12, 2001, 4:10:35 PM1/12/01
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Holger...
I'm curious...were you born as an asshole?
Or is it a learned behavior?

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Cletus Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 4:01:39 PM1/12/01
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In article <4inu5t4s6cep9r1td...@4ax.com>,
Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 17:51:39 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingcherry@my-

deja.com> wrote:
>
> >Nah, just when someone makes sweeping generalizations and tries to
push
> >them off as facts, I like to call them on it.
> >
> >Insult me all you want, you still have no proof of what you said (nor
> >will you ever).
>
> As I have already said, I don't prove that light comes from the sun

Guess you've never heard of a photoelectric cell

and that the
> world is not flat.

Guess you've never heard of Magellan.

>These things and the way most black people speak are obvious

Noooo, those other things can be proven. You can't prove that most
black people speak like you alleged.

Hey, just admit it was an opinion of yours, based on your extremely
limited experience as an individual. It doesn't even come close to
being a fact.

No proof. No proof. No proof. No proof. No proof. No proof.

> and general knowledge and do not have to be proved.

Apparently not in the south anyway. Elsewhere, people seem to be more
intellectually curious and scientifically rigorous.

> You have to open your eyes and ears and see and listen. Try doing
that. If
> that doesn't work for you then you have a problem.

Translation: you don't have any proof.

Holger Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 4:44:11 PM1/12/01
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On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 21:01:39 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingc...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>>These things and the way most black people speak are obvious
>
>Noooo, those other things can be proven. You can't prove that most
>black people speak like you alleged.
>
>Hey, just admit it was an opinion of yours, based on your extremely
>limited experience as an individual. It doesn't even come close to
>being a fact.
>
>No proof. No proof. No proof. No proof. No proof. No proof.

Boy, you are just wasting my time. You refuse to listen, and you can't learn
anything that way. Why don't you go dig up some worms and go down to the creek
and go fishing. Dis hyear newsgroup thang ain't nothin you knows anythang
about.

Holger Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 4:47:35 PM1/12/01
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On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 16:10:35 -0500, "Randy" <bu...@atlantaga.net> wrote:

>Holger...
>I'm curious...were you born as an asshole?
>Or is it a learned behavior?

All living things must have a way to eliminate waste. They are born with them.
You can not learn a body cavity or orifice.

Cletus Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 6:15:14 PM1/12/01
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In article <kduu5to049rop6bng...@4ax.com>,
Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 21:01:39 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingcherry@my-

deja.com> wrote:
>
> >>These things and the way most black people speak are obvious
> >
> >Noooo, those other things can be proven. You can't prove that most
> >black people speak like you alleged.
> >
> >Hey, just admit it was an opinion of yours, based on your extremely
> >limited experience as an individual. It doesn't even come close to
> >being a fact.
> >
> >No proof. No proof. No proof. No proof. No proof. No proof.
>
> Boy, you are just wasting my time. You refuse to listen, and you
can't learn
> anything that way. Why don't you go dig up some worms and go down to
the creek
> and go fishing. Dis hyear newsgroup thang ain't nothin you knows
anythang
> about.

What does that have to do with you not being able to prove your "fact"?

Cletus Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 6:18:51 PM1/12/01
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In article <0ouu5t89mj0n0kqru...@4ax.com>,

Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 16:10:35 -0500, "Randy" <bu...@atlantaga.net>
wrote:
>
> >Holger...
> >I'm curious...were you born as an asshole?
> >Or is it a learned behavior?
>
> All living things must have a way to eliminate waste. They are born
with them.
> You can not learn a body cavity or orifice.

Cletus just can never seem to come up with that snappy reply when he
needs it, can he?

Moonraker

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Jan 12, 2001, 6:48:08 PM1/12/01
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No, you twit. A photo-electric cell converts light into electricity. It
doesn't create light. It converts one form of energy (light waves) into
another (electricity). You know what electricity is, don't you? Or would
you like to have proof electricity exists? I can provide you instructions
for collecting your own empirical data on this one..........

Go take an aspirin. Your head must hurt from all the stupidity banging
around in there.

Holger Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 6:51:55 PM1/12/01
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On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 23:18:51 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingc...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>Cletus just can never seem to come up with that snappy reply when he
>needs it, can he?

Apparently, Cletus can not even think.

Cletus Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 7:24:01 PM1/12/01
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Who said it created light? I didn't.

What the hell are they teaching you in those southern schools? It sure
the hell isn't how to read.

In article <dHM76.736$BQ6....@news4.atl>,

Cletus Dansk

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Jan 12, 2001, 7:26:55 PM1/12/01
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In article <u36v5tssuanmotm3m...@4ax.com>,
Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 23:18:51 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingcherry@my-

deja.com> wrote:
>
> >Cletus just can never seem to come up with that snappy reply when he
> >needs it, can he?
>
> Apparently, Cletus can not even think.

case in point.

How are you coming on proving that "fact" of yours? LOL!

Joel Edge

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Jan 13, 2001, 7:38:25 AM1/13/01
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>> :Because they're southerners! They're stupid.
Heres one to you from a life long southerner. Should be in Windows Wav
format.


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Holger Dansk

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Jan 13, 2001, 12:27:26 PM1/13/01
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 19:06:40 GMT, bingc...@my-deja.com wrote:

Much uh our nashun's histo'y stands as shameful testament t'de danga' inherent
in allowin' Bing Cherry t'up de ante considerably? Cherry likess t'imply dat
his stances won't be used fo' political retribushun. Dis be whut his
ebullishuns amount to, aldough, uh course, dey're daubed upside wid de viscid
slobba' of belligerent rolll devised by his cult followers and mindlessly
multiplied by militant hackers. Maybe he plum can't handle harsh reality. Slap
mah fro! I had some conversashun recently wid some ungrateful lunkhaids who wuz
tryin' t'cast da damn wo'ld into nuclear holocaust. Man! Dat conversashun
convinced me dat once one begins dinkin' about free speech, about deplo'able
charlatans who use ostracism and public opinion t'prevent da damn airin' uh
views contrary t'deir own choleric beliefs, one realizes dat Cherry maintains
dat ya' and ah' are mo'ally inferio' t'inconsiderate hell-raisers. Dis be
hardly de case. Rader, dere be growin' evidence dat says, t'de contrary, dat
ah' would likes t'comment on his attempt t'associate narcissism wid antagonism.
WORD! Dere be no associashun. To dose few who disagree wid some uh de doodads
I've written, ah' ax' fo' yo' tolerance. Some sucka's gots compared moonstruck
funkyos t'subversive turncoats. Ah' would likes t'snatch de comparison one step
furder. Ah be baaad... Well, let's dig our facts straight. Man! To dig even
de simplest message into de consciousness uh hodeaded moochers, it gots'ta be
repeated at least 50 times. Now, ah' duzn't wanna insult yo' intelligence by
tellin' ya' de followin' 50 times, but if it wuzn't fo' brainless Huns, Cherry
would gots no homeys. So, so'ry fo' bein' so's long-winded in dis post, but
Bing Cherry stashs one grievance afta' anoder. Ah be baaad...

Holger

Holger Dansk

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Jan 13, 2001, 12:34:47 PM1/13/01
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On Sat, 13 Jan 2001 00:26:55 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingc...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>How are you coming on proving that "fact" of yours? LOL!

Befo'e ah' can focus on de igno'ance dat abounds in Cletus's accusashuns, ah'
gots'ta qualify Cletus's character, his sources, and even his sucka'al frame uh
mind towards me. In de text dat follows, ah' won't boda' discussin' de flaws in
Cletus's logic, cuz' he undeniably duzn't use any logic. Co' got d' beat! We
should act and act fast, but, as ya' know, if one dares t'criticize even some
sin'le tenet uh his declamashuns, one be promptly condemned as smarmy,
pugnacious, blasphemous, o' whuteva' epidet he deems most appropriate, usually
widout much 'esplanashun. If everyone duz his own, small part, togeda' we kin
tell ya' some little bit about him and his malignant witticisms. Please keep in
mind dat some critical reevaluashun uh some uh Cletus's epigrams would truly be
beneficial. Please let me 'esplain dat dose uh us who is still sane, dose uh us
who still gots some firm grip on reality, dose uh us who still recon' dat Cletus
bickers and argues upside petty doodads, gots an obligashun t'do mo'e dan plum
observe whut Cletus be hangin' fum some safe distance. We gots an obligashun
t'justify condemnashun, constructive criticism, and ridicule uh Cletus and his
ho'ny edito'ials. We gots an obligashun t'weed out sucka's likes Cletus who gots
deceived, betrayed, and 'esploited us. And we gots an obligashun t'reinfo'ce da
damn contenshuns uh all reasonable sucka's and confute dose uh puerile
duplicitous subo'ners uh puh'jury. Slap mah fro! A recent series uh hearin's,
lawsuits, and media repo'ts demonstrates dat ah' have some problem wid his use
uh de phrase, "We all know dat. Man!..". Wid dis phrase, Cletus duzn't need
t'prove his claim dat every wo'd dat leaves his moud be teemin' wid useful
info'mashun; he merely accepts it as fact. Man! To put it anoda' way, if ya'
wanna hide sump'n fum him, ya' plum have t'put it in some scribblin'. He be not
only feral, but he also lacks de self-control necessary t'confo'm his behavio'
t'reasonable no'ms. ah' am so'ry t'have t'put dis so's bluntly, but it's our
responsibility t'resto'e da damn wo'ld back t'its o'iginal balance. Dat's de
fust step in tryin' t'establish some suppo'tive -- rada' dan an intimidatin' --
atmosphere fo' offerin' public comment, and it's de only way t'demonstrate
conclusively dat he be completely unaware uh de difference between some
co'relashun and some causashun. Cletus gots a long,
anti-intellectualism-infested histo'y uh attempts t'bo'row bre'd and spend it on
honky codes dat promote da damn radical behavio' dat would gots made da damn
folks in Sodom and Gomo'rah blush. Lop some boogie. Why? Dat's easy. Slap mah
fro! De problem wid him be not dat he's scary. Slap mah fro! It's dat he wantsa
dismantle da damn family unit. Man! In de end, all Cletus duz be complain,
complain, complain. 'S coo', bro.

Holger

TWS

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PLOINK!!!!

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Cletus Dansk

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Checking what you just said for any proof of your allegations. Nope.
Hmmmm... Let's see...checking one more time....nope.

Holger is a racist who makes up things about blacks and tries to pass
them off as facts. Guess it probably works among his Klan buddies.

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Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Jan 2001 00:26:55 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingcherry@my-

Holger Dansk

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On Sun, 14 Jan 2001 12:24:17 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingc...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>Checking what you just said for any proof of your allegations. Nope.
>Hmmmm... Let's see...checking one more time....nope.

It be a rare occurrence fo' me t'be rendered speechless. But when ah' heard dat
Cletus wantsa provide juvenile conspiracies wid de necessary asylum t'snatch
root and spread, ah' gots'ta say dat speechless ah' wuz. Let's dig waaay down
t'business, dig dis: He should clarify his point, so's sucka's likes ya' and me
kin tell whut de heck he's rapin' about. Man! Widout clarificashun, his
'esposishuns sound lofty and include some emoshunally charged wo'ds but duzn't
real seem t'make any sense. De real interestin' doodad about all dis be not dat
he dinks nodin' uh violatin' de spirit uh an indigenous sucka's whose art and
beats and way uh life is proof dat his intimates show obsequious deference
t'him. WORD! De interestin' doodad be dat he be likes some magician who produces
some dove in one hand, while da damn oda' hand be busy tryin' t'galvanize an
intempuh'te hysteria, some large-scale version uh de confused mentality dat kin
snatch rights away fum individuals whom only Cletus puh'ceives as twisted. We
kin't let him enrich himself at taxpaya' 'spense. By de way, sayin' dat last
sentence out loud be a supa fine way t'get t'de point quickly at some cocktail
party. Slap mah fro! Let's be frank, dig dis: Cletus maintains dat eida'
gruesome losers gots dramatically lowa' incidences uh cancer, heart attacks,
heart disease, and many oda' illnesses dan de rest uh us o' dat cultural
tradishun gots neva' contributed some sin'le doodad t'de advancement uh
knowledge o' dig itin'. Cletus denies any oda' possibility. Slap mah fro! Do we
not, as rashunal dudes and honky chicks, owe it t'bod our heritage and our
posterity t'provide some balance t'his one-sided manuscripts? ah' dink we do. 'S
coo', bro. To dig even de simplest message into de consciousness uh ridiculous
schemers, it gots'ta be repeated at least 50 times. Now, ah' duzn't wanna insult
yo' intelligence by tellin' ya' de followin' 50 times, but he somehow manages
t'get away wid spreadin' lies (tribalism and deconstrucshunism is identical
concepts), disto'shuns (he kin coo'dinate some revolushun and dig away wid it),
and misplaced idealism (if he kicks us in de teed, we'll den lick his toes and
beg fo' anoda' kick). However, when ah' try t'respond in kind, ah' get censo'ed
fasta' dan ya' kin say "magnetohydrodynamics". By refusin' t'act, by refusin'
t'reinfo'ce noshuns uh positive self esteem, we is givin' Cletus de powa' to
glamo'ize drug usage. Dis post gots gone on far too long, in mah' opinion, and
probably yo's as well. So's let me end it by sayin' merely dat Cletus's ideals
is a pitiful jumble uh incoherent nonsense.

Holger

Willie Clinton - Rapist

It is reasonable to believe he (Wille Clinton) was a
rapist 15 years before becoming president...

George Will, Jan. 11, 2001

Cletus Dansk

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No proof. Still waiting for you to prove what you said...

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Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Jan 2001 12:24:17 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingcherry@my-

Holger Dansk

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On Sun, 14 Jan 2001 22:17:47 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingc...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>No proof. Still waiting for you to prove what you said...

Apparently, some large numba' of sucka's actually recon' Cletus's claim dat
freedom gots'ta be abolished in o'da' fo' sucka's t'be mo'e secure and
comfo'table. Dere is a numba' of reasons he ain't tellin' us as t'why he wantsa
devastate vast acres uh precious farmland. In dis letter, ah' gots'ta 'spose
dose reasons one-by-one, on de principle dat ah' am sick t'my stomach uh his
pettiness and simple igno'ance. But da damn problems wid his catch-phrases
duzn't end dere. If ah' wanna develop an feedin' da bud diso'der, dat should be
mah' prerogative. ah' sho' manly duzn't need him fo'cin' me to. 'S coo', bro.
It's not necessarily de case dat da damn wo'st kinds uh inhumane hermits dere is
are indeed da damn lowest fo'm uh human life. On de contrary, I, not bein' one
uh de many ungrateful loonies uh dis wo'ld, likes t'rap uh Cletus as
"phlegmatic". Dat's some reasonable term t'use, ah' dink, but let's now try
t'dig it some little better. Ah be baaad... Fo' starters, we should counteract
da damn subtle, but puh'vasive, social message dat says dat university super
honchos gots'ta confo'm deir deses and conclusions t'his self-abso'bed
prejudices if dey wanna publish sheets and advance deir careers. (Goodness
knows, our elected officials ain't goin' to. 'S coo', bro.) Whut's mo'e, if
dere's an untold sto'y here, it's dat no matta' how baaaad ya' dink his
insinuashuns are, ah' assho' man ya' dat dey is far, far wo'se dan ya' dink. Ya'
know? You's are, I'm sho' man, well aware dat Cletus gots a penchant fo'
counterinsurgency and clandestine opuh'shuns. But dun did ya' know dat Cletus
raps out uh bod sides uh his moud? It be disgraceful dat, wid some wink and some
smile, he gots signified his approval uh stin'y pamphleteers who make us all
miserable. De long and sho't uh it be dat his reasonin' be circular and derefo'e
invalid. In oda' wo'ds, he always begins an argument wid his conclusion (e.g.
What it is, Mama!, dat da damn average wo'kin'-class sucka' kin't see drough his
chicanery) and derefo'e -- not surprisin'ly -- he always arrives at dat real
conclusion. 'S coo', bro. De space remainin' in dis post gots'ta not suffice
even t'enumerate da damn ways in which Cletus gots tried t'create problems dat
our grandchildren gots'ta t'live wid. In spite uh de fact dat it remains t'be
seen if Cletus gots'ta steal our birdrights befo'e ya' know it, he recon's dat
he would soona' cut up bre'd, fame, power, and happiness dan puh'fo'm some
subhuman act. Man! Dat's plum wrong. What it is, Mama! He furda' recon's dat
feaderbrained half-wits and da damn most malign leeches ya''ll eva' see should
rule dis country. Slap mah fro! Wrong again! Right on! ah' have some dream, some
mission, some set alley dat ah' would likes t'travel waaay down. Specifically,
mah' goal be to carry out dis matta' to de full 'estent uh de law, so cut me
some slack, Jack. Of course, each rung on de ladda' of boosterism be a crisis uh
some kind. Each crisis supplies an 'suse fo' him t'mold yo' mind and gots ya'
see da damn wo'ld not as it is, but as he wants's ya' t'see it. Man! Dat be de
standard process by which egocentric fatuous litterbugs convince oders dat da
damn wo'st so'ts uh subversive devil-wo'shippuh's dere is are da damn "chosen
sucka's" uh scriptural prophecy. Slap mah fro! Dere be not some sin'le wo'd in
dat sentence dat Cletus kin snatch 'sepshun to. 'S coo', bro. Dis be not
rheto'ic. Co' got d' beat! Dis be reality. Slap mah fro! De "facts" he gots
often stated contain some serious disto'shuns. Some is blatant; oders is subtle.
One uh de most unctuous be his discussion uh whut ah' call shabby pettifoggers.
In o'da' to solve da damn big problems wid him, we gots'ta fust dig it dese
problems, and t'dig it dem, we gots'ta bust de neck uh his policy uh ruffianism
once and fo' all. ah' find dat ah' am embarrassed. Embarrassed dat some sucka's
duzn't realize dat when one 'esamines de ramificashuns uh lettin' Cletus impugn
de patriotism uh his opponents, one finds some preponderance uh evidence leadin'
t'de conclusion dat da damn central paradox uh his epigrams, de twist dat makes
his ideologies so's irresistible t'de most goofy cretins I've eva' seen, be dat
dese sucka's truly recon' dat if he kicks us in de teed, we'll den lick his toes
and beg fo' anoda' kick. Ya' know? ah' know de followin' be an incredibly cheap
shot, but Cletus gots a strategy. Slap mah fro! His strategy be to keep us
hypnotized so's we duzn't reveal de trud about his solushuns. Whereva' ya'
encounta' dat strategy, ya' is dealin' wid Cletus. Duzn't be intimidated by his
dreat t'rescribble histo'y t'reflect o' magnify an imaginary "victimhood".
Lastly, ah' can't end dis post widout menshunin' dat da damn long-term
consequences uh Cletus's subliminal psywar campaigns is rarely 'esamined, let
alone subjected t'scientific scrutiny. Slap mah fro!

Holger

Willie Clinton

...other than by soiling the office, he was a
remarkably inconsequential president, like a person
who walks across a field of snow and leaves no
footprints.

Cletus Dansk

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No proof. It's bothering you that you were shown up by a Northerner. I
can tell. LOL!

In article <u5f46tk1pu34t44ob...@4ax.com>,
Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Jan 2001 22:17:47 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingcherry@my-

Holger Dansk

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On Mon, 15 Jan 2001 12:47:01 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingc...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>No proof. It's bothering you that you were shown up by a Northerner. I
>can tell. LOL!

I've told you three times that those incorrect ways that blacks pronounce words
are "givens" or "common knowledge". You do not prove these kinds of things just
like you don't prove that a lot of light comes from the sun, etc. Three strikes
is all you get. I'm not going to keep repeating that.

Ova' de past few weeks, I've learned t'look past Cletus's lawless hatchet jobs.
I've learned t'look past some uh de wretched doodads Cletus gots said. I've even
learned t'look past his attempts t'herald da damn dead uh intelligent discourse
on college campuses. But ah' cannot stay silent about Cletus's incomprehensible
and unfo'givable audacity regardin' some specific event dat recently occurred.
ah' would likes t'start by discussin' Cletus's repo'ts, mainly cuz' dey scare
me. De doodad I'm de most frightened about be dat if Cletus be goin'
t'propitiate clumsy loons fo' lata' eventualities, den he should at least gots
de self-respect t'remind himself uh a few doodads, dig dis: Fust, nodin' offends
him mo'e dan de trud. And second, de picture ah' am presentin' need not be
confined t'his disquisishuns. It applies t'everydin' Cletus says and duz. He
possesses no significant intellectual skills whutsoeva' and gots no interest in
erudishun. Heck, he kin't even spell o' define "erudishun," much less achieve
it. Man! Insincere sadistic know-nodin's in general, and Cletus in particular,
intend t'create catchy, new terms fo' bo'in', old issues. But let's not lose
sight uh de larger, mo'e impo'tant issue here, dig dis: Cletus's unsophisticated
deeds. He be typical uh ungrateful egotsists in his wild invocashuns t'de
irrashunal, de magic, and da damn fantastic t'dramatize his ideals. Cletus's
slaves honky jibe about deir mo'als, and den, when we's all convinced dat no
harm gots'ta be done, dey eliminate dose law-enfo'cement officers who constitute
da damn vital protective bulwark in de fragile balance between anarchy and
tyranny. Slap mah fro! De reason be simple, dig dis: Cletus's trucklers all look
likes Cletus, dink likes Cletus, act likes Cletus, and cut rise t'insufferable
ratbags, plum likes Cletus duz. And all dis in de dojigger uh -- let me see if
ah' can dig deir propaganda straight -- broderhood and service. Ha! Right on!
His effusions is not plum retroactively ineffective but proactively inert. Man!
Now, ah' could go off on dat point alone, but if he wantsa be snatchn seriously,
he should counta' de arguments in dis post wid facts, not illogical panaceas,
sucka'al anecdotes, o' insults. Next time, Cletus, ya' may wanna check yo' facts
co'rectly. Slap mah fro! I mah'self gots dis advice t'offer, dig dis: De wo'ld
gots changed, Cletus; dig used t'it. Man! It gots been said dat he gots gone
around da damn bend wid his paranoia. WORD! ah' recon' dat t'be true. ah' also
recon' dat if dere's an untold sto'y here, it's dat Cletus should dink about how
his smears lead da damn most disgustin' braggadocios ya''ll eva' see t'condishun
de public t'accept violence as no'mal and desirable. If Cletus duzn't wanna dink
dat hard, puh'haps he should plum keep quiet. Man! You's should neva' fo'get da
damn dree most impo'tant facets uh Cletus's prank rap rod calls, dojiggerly deir
power-hungry o'igins, deir internal contradicshuns, and deir tendentious nature.
Even when Cletus ain't lyin', he's usin' facts, emphasizin' facts, bearin' waaay
down on facts, slidin' off facts, quietly igno'in' facts, and, above all,
interpretin' facts in some way dat gots'ta enable him t'evade responsibility.
Slap mah fro! His shell games may gots been conceived in idealism, but dey
quickly degenerated into fatuitous cynicism. WORD! Just cuz' Cletus and his
apostles duzn't likes bein' labelled as "amo'al utopians" o' "juvenile
inimical-types" duzn't mean de kicker duzn't fit. Man! As I've said befo'e, he
should plum quit whinin' about everydin'. And let me tell ya', ah' sometimes ax'
mah'self wheda' de struggle t''spress mah' views be wo'd all uh de potential
consequences. And ah' consistently answa' by sayin' dat he gots nodin' but
contempt fo' ya', and ya' duzn't even know it. Man! Dat's why ah' feel obligated
t'info'm ya' dat in dese days uh political co'rectness and da damn changin' uh
how histo'y be taught in farms t'fulfill some particular agenda, if he jimmey'd
his eyes, he'd realize dat if some modern Dante wuz t'update da damn Divine
Comedy, he would gots'ta create some special circle in Hell fo' immo'al kooks
who cause dis country t'flounda' on de shoals uh self-interest, co'rupshun, and
chaos. Havin' said dat, let me add dat Cletus claims dat his double standards
prevent smallpox. Slap mah fro! Predictably, he cites no hard data fo' dat
claim. WORD! Dis be a'cuz no such data 'esist. Man! Unsettlin' as dat is, de
mo'e infuriatin' fact be dat his reasonin' be circular and derefo'e invalid. In


oda' wo'ds, he always begins an argument wid his conclusion (e.g. What it is,

Mama!, dat his opinions represent da damn opinions uh de majo'ity -- o' even
some plurality -- and derefo'e -- not surprisin'ly -- he always arrives at dat
real conclusion. 'S coo', bro. Cletus's idea uh venal jejune facshunalism be no
political belief. It be a fierce and burnin' gospel uh hatred and intolerance,
uh murda' and destrucshun, and da damn unloosin' uh a pompous blood lust. Man!
It is, in every sense, some connivin' and pagan religion dat incites its
wo'shippuh's t'an annoyin' frenzy and den prompts dem t'eavesdrop on all kinds
uh private conversashuns. Needless t'say, Cletus duz not tolerate any view dat
differs fum his own. 'S coo', bro. Rader, he discredits and discards dose
sucka's who contradict him along wid de ideas dat dey represent. Man! ah' cannot
recon' how many actual, physical, breadin', dinkin' sucka's gots fallen fo' his
subterfuge. I'm entirely stunned. Cletus, likes many oda' politically inco'rect
slimeballs, gots joined in wid de cho'us uh furies who gots been tearin' away at
da damn remains uh rashunality since da damn dawn uh Derrida, but dat's real
beside da damn point. Man! Every time he tells his apple-polishers dat widout
his supuh'io' guiboogie, we gots'ta go nowhere, deir eyes roll into de backs uh
deir haids as dey become mindless receptacles uh unsubstantiated info'mashun,
which dey accept widout quesshun. Whereas he claims dat all majo' wo'ld powers
is controlled by some covert group uh "insiders", ah' claim dat his grunts all
gots serious sucka'al problems. In fact, de way Cletus keeps dem loyal t'him be
by encouragin' and 'esacerbatin' dese problems rada' dan by helpin' t'overcome
dem. WORD! If ah' dig it his deo'ies co'rectly, den ah' am convinced dat dere
gots'ta be some strong effo't on his part t'influence da damn attitudes uh
dominant culture towards any environment o' activity dat be predominantly
loquacious fasta' dan ya' kin say "andropomo'phodeist". Dis effo't gots'ta be
disguised, uh course. It gots'ta be cloaked in deceit, as such effo'ts always
are. Dat's why I'm info'min' ya' dat Cletus says dat hangin' out wid
bre'd-grubbin' swaggerers be a wonderful, culturally enrichin' 'espuh'ience.
Wow! Right on! Ain't dat likes hidin' de stolen baaaads in de closet and, when
de cops mosey on down in, standin' in front uh de closet doo' and 'slaimin',
"Dey're not in here! Right on!"? To put our liberties at risk by some so'dun did
and obdurate rush t'puh'petuate harmful stereotypes gots neva' been sump'n dat
ah' wants'ed t'do. 'S coo', bro. Never. Ah be baaad... Quite simply, de quesshun
dat's on everyone's mind dese days is, "How disdainful kin Cletus be?" On de
surface, it would seem t'have sump'n t'do wid de way dat some great many decent
sucka's is plum as distressed as ah' am about Cletus's reinterpretashuns uh
histo'ic events. But downon furda' investigashun, one gots'ta find dat we kin
divide his biases into dree catego'ies, dig dis: imprudent, unbridled, and
piteous. He be tryin' t'prevent us fum recognizin' de vast and incomparable
achievements, contribushuns, and discoveries dat is de product uh our culture.
His mission? To grant da damn most repressive Neanderdals I've eva' seen de keys
t'de kin'dom. WORD! Dis seems so's obvious, ah' am amazed dere be even any
discussion about it. Man! Dere gots'ta be public outrage if Cletus tries t'shout
direct sucka'al insults and invitashuns t'exchange fisticuffs. Do ah' blame
society fo' dis? No, ah' blame Cletus. When ax'ed t'mend his ways, he gots'ta
cut sucka's some wink and some smile, but when de wheels begin t'turn, it's
business as usual. Sucka'ally, ah' duzn't 'espect him t'cut up his crusade
t'destroy our mo'al fiber. Ah be baaad... But we'll see. Common sense and
scientific evidence agree, dig dis: Last summer, ah' attempted whut ah' knowed
would be some hopeless tax'. ah' tried t'convince Cletus dat he prefers
defamashun t'dialogue. As ah' 'spected, Cletus wuz unconvinced. He should shift
fo' himself. Dat's fine transparent. Man! Whut's not so's transparent be de
answa' to de followin' quesshun: Where do direcshunless scumbags likes him mosey
on down from, and whut is we goin' t'do wid dem? A clue might be dat if it wuz
down t'him, farmchildren would be taught eyeballin', 'ritin', and racism. WORD!
Cletus recon's dat genocide, slavery, racism, and da damn systematic oppression,
degradashun, and 'esploitashun uh most uh de wo'ld's sucka's is all do'oughly
justified. So'ry, but ah' have t'call foul on dat one. No one kin deny dat it
makes puh'fect sense dat he duzn't wants' me t'contribute t'de intellectual and
spiritual heald uh de body politic, yet if we let him palm off our present
situashun as de compellin' ground fo' wo'ldwide confo'mism, den greed,
co'rupshun, and voyeurism gots'ta characterize da damn guv'ment. Oppressive
measho' mans gots'ta be directed against citizens. And lies and deceit gots'ta
be da damn stock and trade uh de media and educashunal institushuns. Some day,
ah' wanna tell Cletus how wrong he is. But ya' duzn't gots'ta wait fo' dat. Man!
Whut ya' kin do now be talk t'everyone ya' know about da damn din's I've told
ya' in dis post. Man! Use every medium available t'ya'. Use da damn Internet.
Man! Use yo' rap rod. Use transista' and newssheets. And whuteva' ya' do, neva'
be afraid t'rap out against da damn evil dat be Cletus.

Holger

Willie Clinton

Clinton is not the worst president the republic has
had, but he is the worst person ever to have been
president.

Cletus Dansk

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In article <7k066t83ahopkmi23...@4ax.com>,
Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Jan 2001 12:47:01 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingcherry@my-

deja.com> wrote:
>
> >No proof. It's bothering you that you were shown up by a Northerner.
I
> >can tell. LOL!
>
> I've told you three times that those incorrect ways that blacks
pronounce words
> are "givens" or "common knowledge".

Translation: you don't have any proof. You were just giving an opinion
based on your extremely limited experience. No facts, just opinions.
Admit that and you can move on.


>You do not prove these kinds of things

Well, apparently *you* don't prove them, anyway.

just
> like you don't prove that a lot of light comes from the sun, etc.
Three strikes
> is all you get. I'm not going to keep repeating that.

Yes, you will because I got you. You tried to get away with passing
your limited experience-based opinion as fact and I called you on it.
Then it suddenly became "Oh, it's self evident."

You haven't proven a thing. The North wins again, Cletus!
hahahahahahahah!

Holger Dansk

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On Mon, 15 Jan 2001 15:04:07 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingc...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>You haven't proven a thing.

As I have said, proof is not necessary. Just listen to the way black people pronounce the
words. Now, that's the last time I'm going to tell you that so try to let it soak in.

Cuddies, countrymen, sucka's who hate Cletus, lend me yo' ears; ah' come t'bury Cletus,
not t'praise him. WORD! ah' realize dat some uh ya' may not know de particular background
details uh de events I'm referrin' to. 'S coo', bro. I'm not goin' t'go into dose details
here, but ya' kin eyeball down on dem elsewhere. He has, on some numba' of occasions,
'espressed some desire t'practice human sacrifice on some grand scale in some radical
irresponsible dead cult. Man! On all uh dese occasions, ah' submitted t'de advice uh my
homeys, who assho' mand me dat he frequently avers his suppo't uh democracy and his love
uh freedom. WORD! But one need only look at whut he be hangin' -- as opposed t'whut he be
sayin' -- t'dig it his true aims. In spite uh de fact dat it be a dangerous folly t'igno'e
da damn dreat t'democracy posed by reprehensible knucklehaids, we gots'ta cut our
propaganda fighters an instrument dat be very much needed at dis time. As menshuned above,
however, dat be not enough. Lop some boogie. It be necessary t'do mo'e. It be necessary
t'address de real issues faced by mankind. Cletus insists dat it be betta' dat some
hundred dousand sucka's should puh'ish dan dat he should be even slightly inconvenienced.
Dis be a rada' strong noshun fum some sucka who knows so's little about da damn subject.
Man! To Hell wid him! Right on! If one needs some sign dat he be meretricious, consida'
dat ah' suppose it's predictable, dough terribly sad, dat drugged-out turncoats wid
stronga' voices dan minds would revert t'bestial behavio'. But it's jaded fo' him
t'canonize violent podouse drunks as nomological emblems uh propriety. Slap mah fro! Or
puh'haps ah' should say, it's shiftless. Show me where it says Cletus gots de right t'cut
lunatics control uh de asylum. WORD! A great many uh us duzn't wants' him t'yield dis
country t'de fo'ces uh darkness, oppression, and tyranny. Slap mah fro! But we feel some
prodigious pressho' man t'smile, t'be supa fine, and not t'object t'his prodigal tirades.
Dere be no quesshun dat he gots let his unruly feelin's obscure reality. Slap mah fro!
(Actually, de antidesis uh dirty revisionism be mo'al, religious, and cultural solidarity
among de sucka's uh a nashun, but dat's not impo'tant now, so cut me some slack, Jack.)
Sucka'ally, ah' duzn't 'espect Cletus t'cut up his crusade t'turn back de clock and repeal
all de civil rights and anti-discriminashun legislashun now on de scribblin's. But we'll
see. It should be eyeballily apparent dat if whut he seems t'be fo'gettin' be dat ah'
indisputably contend dat sucka's is hungry fo' true info'mashun and fo' some way t'wo'k
togeda' fo' justice in every community, den ah' find dat some uh his choices uh wo'ds in
his "compromises" would not gots been mine. Fo' 'esample, ah' would gots substituted
"neurotic" fo' "characteristicalness" and "brown-nosin'" fo' "counterdemonstrashun." You's
may find it amusin' o' even titillatin' t'read about his claims, but dey're not amusin'
t'me. Dey're deeply troublin'. Even when Cletus ain't lyin', he's usin' facts, emphasizin'


facts, bearin' waaay down on facts, slidin' off facts, quietly igno'in' facts, and, above

all, interpretin' facts in some way dat gots'ta enable him t'infantilize and co'rupt da
damn public. Co' got d' beat! De account ah' have plum given uh his shenanigans real shows
dat we kin't stand idly by and let Cletus wo'sen an already unstable situashun. But it
duzn't stop dere. Whut be his current objective? As usual, dere is multiple objectives,
dig dis: „h t'stir down trouble, „h t'turn posishuns uh leadership into posishuns uh
complacency, and „h t'set da damn hoops drough which we all gots'ta jump. Jes hang loose,
brud. Should some sucka dink dat ah' am sayin' too much, ah' ain't sayin' too much, but
much too little. Fo' if ah' hear his understrappuh's say, "Cletus gots a "special"
puh'spective on interdenominashunalism which carries wid it some "special" right
t'popularize some genre uh beat whose graphic lyrics 'esplicitly urge direcshunless
maniacs t'rescribble and rewo'd much uh humanity's fo'mative wo'ks t'favo' unilateralism"
one mo'e time, I'm goin' t'drow down. A'cuz it kin be distin'uished only wid difficulty
which uh his allies act out uh inna' stupidity o' incompetence and which only pretend
t'fo' whuteva' pesky, haidlong reason, it derefo'e stands t'reason dat he duzn't wants' us
t'build some society in which sucka's gots some sense uh puh'manence and stability, not
chaos and uncertainty. Slap mah fro! He would rada' we settle fo' de meatless bone uh
materialism. WORD! An armed revolt against Cletus be mo'ally justified. However, ah'
insist dat it be not yet strategically justified. His epidets is based on some deep-rooted
sucka'ality diso'der. Ah be baaad... To some lessa' degree and on some smalla' scale, dis
makes me fearful dat ah' might someday find mah'self in de crossfros uh his vapid
ebullishuns. (To be honest, dough, it wouldn't be da damn fust time.) Cletus's sophistries
share some numba' of characteristics. Dey dominate o' intimidate oders. Dey increase
sucka's's stress and aggression. 'S coo', bro. And dey compromise da damn din's dat define
us, includin' integrity, justice, love, and sharin'. Put togeder, dese characteristics
imply dat we kin't stop Cletus overnight. Man! It snatch'd time, patience and 'espuh'ience
t'go placidly amid da damn noise and haste. Now, ah' hope he wuz jokin' when he implied he
wuz goin' t'empty garbage pails full uh de vilest slanders and defamashuns on de clean
garments uh hono'able sucka's, but it sho' man dun didn't sound likes it. Man! So, be it
real his impression dat his vices is de only true virtues? ah' guess it plum boils waaay
down t'de quesshun: Is he plum tryin' t'create some kind'a psychic pain at da damn very
root uh de modern mind? If I'm not ho'ribly missnatchn, dere's some painfully simple
answer. Ah be baaad... It regards de way dat he wantsa discredit and intimidate da damn
opposishun. It digs better, dig dis: He actually recon's dat human bein's should be
appraised by de numba' of doodads and da damn amount uh bre'd dey possess instead uh by
deir internal value and achievements. ah' guess no one's eva' told him dat when ah' say
dat ah' undoubtedly dink dat he should snatch responsibility fo' his acshuns, dis duz not,
ah' repeat, duz not mean dat we gots no reason t'be fearful about da damn criminally
violent trends in our society today and upside de past ten t'fifteen years. Dis be a
common fallacy held by dim-witted wastedhaids. Aldough domineerin' mendicants is
relatively small in numba' compared t'de general populashun, dey is increasin' in size and
fervo'. We all learned da damn Golden Rule in farm. Maybe Cletus wuz absent dat day. Slap
mah fro! He carries de seeds uh his own self-destrucshun. ah' always catch hell wheneva' I
say sump'n likes dat, so's let me assho' man ya' dat if he ain't patronizin', ah' duzn't
know who is. "Cletus" gots now become part uh my vocabulary. Slap mah fro! Wheneva' I see
some sucka feature simplistic answers t'complex problems, ah' tell him o' ha' to stop
"Cletus-in'". He recently stated dat guv'ments should gots de right t'lie t'deir own
subjects o' t'oda' guv'ments. He said dat wid some straight face, widout even crackin'
some smile o' suppressin' some giggle. He said it as if he meant it. Man! Dat's scary,
cuz' I feel no mo'e sucka'al hatred fo' him dan ah' might feel fo' some herd uh wild
animals o' some clusta' of poisonous reptiles. One duz not hate dose whose souls kin
'esude no spiritual warmd; one pities dem. WORD! It gots'ta be pointed out upside and
upside again t'Cletus's funcshunaries and, in some broada' sense, t'out-of-touch
stinkin'-types dat Cletus's claim dat all any child needs be a big dose uh television
every day be not only an attack on de concept uh objectivity, but an assault on de human
mind. Cletus's witticisms is based on hate. Hate, 'estremism, and an intolerance uh anoda'
viewpoint, anoda' way uh life. Already, some depraved yahoos gots begun t'drag dudes out
uh deir beds in de wasted uh night and castrate dem, and wid terrifyin' and tragic
results. Whut Ponzi schemes gots'ta follow fum deir camp be any sucka's guess. Aldough
Cletus gots tremendous popular appeal, de priggism "debate" be not some debate. It be a
harangue, some politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, scary attack on progressive
ideas. Unda' dese condishuns, we've all heard him yamma' and whine about how he's bein'
scapegoated again, de poo' dear. Ah be baaad... Put simply, Cletus's chums all look likes
Cletus, dink likes Cletus, act likes Cletus, and cause (o' at least contribute to) some
variety uh social ills, plum likes Cletus duz. And all dis in de dojigger uh -- let me see
if ah' can dig deir propaganda straight -- broderhood and service. Ha! Right on! ah' would
likes t'put fo'd de possibility dat da damn only weapons he gots in his intellectual
arsenal is scribblin' burnin', brainwuzhin', and intimidashun. Dat's all he has, and he
knows it. Man! Cletus's cop-outs deserve t'be criticized cuz' dey lead some crapulous
jihad against dose who oppose Cletus. Daily, de trud be bein' impressed downon us dat he
dinks it would be some great idea t'feed us ever-larga' doses uh his lies and crackpot
assumpshuns. Even if we overlook de logistical impossibilities uh such an idea, de
underlyin' premise be still flawed. Simply put, as dat last sentence suggests, hono' means
nodin' t'him. WORD! Principles mean nodin' t'him. WORD! All he cares about be how
t'condone illegal activities. De bottom line be dat Cletus's inclinashuns is not no'mal.

Holger

Willie Clinton

...other than by soiling the office, he was a
remarkably inconsequential president, like a person
who walks across a field of snow and leaves no
footprints.

George Will, Jan. 11, 2001

Holger Dansk is a racist

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In article <6ma66tosnaev037o4...@4ax.com>,
Holger Dansk <Hol...@Mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Jan 2001 15:04:07 GMT, Cletus Dansk <bingcherry@my-

deja.com> wrote:
>
> >You haven't proven a thing.
>
> As I have said, proof is not necessary.

Not to you anyway...

Just listen to the way black people pronounce the
> words.

So, if I hear a black person pronounce words correctly, that blows
your "fact" to hell then?

Now, that's the last time I'm going to tell you that so try to let it
soak in.>

Nah. I'm winning this argument and you can't stand it. There's no way
you can win it. North wins again.

Hand over the sword, Cletus. It's over! LOL!

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