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Zacharias Mulletstein

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Dec 26, 2011, 12:45:34 AM12/26/11
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I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach." Get it right, pop athiests.

--
I am a Fundamentalist Christian Pentecostal Warrior for the One lamb virgin,
Jesus Christ.

Father Haskell

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Dec 26, 2011, 1:01:52 AM12/26/11
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On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach."  Get it right, pop athiests.

Whatever, Zachy.

John Baker

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Dec 26, 2011, 2:52:22 AM12/26/11
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On Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:01:52 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell
<father...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
><zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

<PIGGYBACKING>
>> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach."  Get it right, pop athiests.

It's our turf, Fishmug. If we want to call you Shitstain, that's your
name.

Got that, Loki-boi?




>
>Whatever, Zachy.

Les Hellawell

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Dec 26, 2011, 3:26:11 AM12/26/11
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On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 02:52:22 -0500, John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net>
wrote:

>On Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:01:52 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell
><father...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>><zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
><PIGGYBACKING>
>>> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach."  Get it right, pop athiests.
>
>It's our turf, Fishmug. If we want to call you Shitstain, that's your
>name.

Yer, why don't we call him that?


Atheists are not responsible for the actions of Christianity.


Les Hellawell
Greetings from:
YORKSHIRE - The county of broad Acres

panamfloyd@hotmail.com rade

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Dec 26, 2011, 3:34:52 AM12/26/11
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On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

snip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k

-PF, Atl.
#2015/KoBAAWA!

Doc Smartass

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Dec 26, 2011, 10:50:53 AM12/26/11
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Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:527c6e64-22a6-47f7-
8f04-e03...@i6g2000vbe.googlegroups.com:
Zachy should settle down, relax, enjoy that gay life of his that I've heard
rumors about.

--
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Kooks! http://kookclearinghouse.blogspot.com/

Books! http://jw-bookblog.blogspot.com/

There are several tax-free, government-free places in this world...
They're called "failed states."

L.Roberts

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Dec 26, 2011, 12:46:04 PM12/26/11
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On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
Zachy, the lukewarm, pantywaist, pentacostalist whimpette, for the one
dumb virgina, STFU.

Father Haskell

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Dec 26, 2011, 12:50:20 PM12/26/11
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On Dec 26, 10:50 am, Doc Smartass <FortbrickG...@yahoobrick.com>
wrote:
> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:527c6e64-22a6-47f7-
> 8f04-e03f7dfbb...@i6g2000vbe.googlegroups.com:
>
> > On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> > <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> >> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach."  Get it right, pop athiests.
>
> > Whatever, Zachy.
>
> Zachy should settle down, relax, enjoy that gay life of his that I've heard
> rumors about.

He could trade in his current dog for a gay one.

Paul David Wright

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Dec 26, 2011, 1:10:18 PM12/26/11
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"Zacharias Mulletstein" <zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote
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> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach." Get it right, pop athiests.
>

Yeah, whatever, Zachy.

--
PDW

Check out my blog:
http://corneliusaddaptionproject.blogspot.com/
And my books:
http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/pdwright42

Zacharias Mulletstein

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Dec 26, 2011, 1:46:25 PM12/26/11
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"John Baker" <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote in message
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It's every bit of my turf as it is yours. Usenet is a democracy, not an
athiesocracy.

L.Roberts

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Dec 26, 2011, 5:33:27 PM12/26/11
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Just trying to help you Zachy Shitstain.

Andy W

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Dec 26, 2011, 6:01:23 PM12/26/11
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On Dec 26, 6:46 pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> "John Baker" <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote in message
>
> news:2q9gf7d6gpbuehjgu...@4ax.com...
>
> > On Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:01:52 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell
> > <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >>On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> >><zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
> > <PIGGYBACKING>
> >>> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach."  Get it right, pop athiests.
>
> > It's our turf, Fishmug. If we want to call you Shitstain, that's your
> > name.
>
> > Got that, Loki-boi?
>
> It's every bit of my turf as it is yours.  Usenet is a democracy, not an
> athiesocracy.
>

Oh really? When was the last election? Who did you vote for?

Don Martin

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Dec 26, 2011, 7:34:16 PM12/26/11
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Considering the abuse he gets here, you would think the diminution of his "name"
would be the very least of his worries.

--

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Smiler

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Dec 26, 2011, 9:32:51 PM12/26/11
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His current dog _is_ gay. Why d'ya think he got him?

--
Smiler,

The godless one. a.a.# 2279

All gods are tailored to order. They're made to

exactly fit the prejudices of their believers.

Colanth

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Dec 26, 2011, 11:37:41 PM12/26/11
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On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:46:25 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

>"John Baker" <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote in message
>news:2q9gf7d6gpbuehjgu...@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:01:52 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell
>> <father...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>><zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>>
>> <PIGGYBACKING>
>>>> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach." Get it right, pop athiests.
>>
>> It's our turf, Fishmug. If we want to call you Shitstain, that's your
>> name.
>>
>> Got that, Loki-boi?
>
>It's every bit of my turf as it is yours. Usenet is a democracy

What deluded moron told you that?
--
"The earth is flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist
who deserves to be punished." - Sheik Abdel-Aziz Ibn Baaz, Supreme
religious authority, Saudi Arabia, 1993

Colanth

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Dec 26, 2011, 11:38:14 PM12/26/11
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The current one *IS* gay. He's Zachy's "partner".
--
"To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature,
and it remains premature today." - Isaac Asimov

Zacharias Mulletstein

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"Andy W" <vor...@mailinator.com> wrote in message
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Who did YOU vote for, fox athiest?

Zacharias Mulletstein

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"Smiler" <Youm...@JoeKing.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:50:20 -0800, Father Haskell wrote:
>
>> On Dec 26, 10:50 am, Doc Smartass <FortbrickG...@yahoobrick.com>
>> wrote:
>>> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>> news:527c6e64-22a6-47f7-
>>> 8f04-e03f7dfbb...@i6g2000vbe.googlegroups.com:
>>>
>>> > On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>> > <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>>> >> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach." Get it right, pop athiests.
>>>
>>> > Whatever, Zachy.
>>>
>>> Zachy should settle down, relax, enjoy that gay life of his that I've
>>> heard
>>> rumors about.
>>
>> He could trade in his current dog for a gay one.
>
> His current dog _is_ gay. Why d'ya think he got him?

Pantera is NOT gay. He's always humping girl dogs. He's just a puppy, but
he's already a flaming heterosexual dog. I've never seen him hump a boy dog
and he doesn't hump my leg. Really, he's not gay. And I'm not either.

Zacharias Mulletstein

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"L.Roberts" <ozzca...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Just trying to help you Zachy Shitstain.

Bite me, Lesbian Roberts.

John Locke

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Dec 27, 2011, 1:40:06 PM12/27/11
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On Sun, 25 Dec 2011 23:45:34 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

>I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach." Get it right, pop athiests.
>
..heh, heh..."Tacky Zacky".

Colanth

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Dec 27, 2011, 3:33:45 PM12/27/11
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On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:11:59 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

>Pantera is NOT gay. He's always humping girl dogs.

Humping, sure. But when the nitty gets down to the gritty, just watch
your own ass - he sure is.
--
"I heard somebody say, 'Where's Nelson Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead.
Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." - George W. Bush

Colanth

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Dec 27, 2011, 3:40:09 PM12/27/11
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On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:13:38 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

>"L.Roberts" <ozzca...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:1d4f803f-9839-43cb...@t16g2000vba.googlegroups.com...
>> Just trying to help you Zachy Shitstain.

>Bite me, Lesbian Roberts.

A male lesbian. What will they think of next? I guess he prefers
(horrors) women, huh?

Andy W

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Dec 27, 2011, 4:01:41 PM12/27/11
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On Dec 27, 5:10 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> "Andy W" <vor...@mailinator.com> wrote in message
>
> news:991eee1e-4cac-47ff...@v14g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 26, 6:46 pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> > <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> >> "John Baker" <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote in message
>
> >>news:2q9gf7d6gpbuehjgu...@4ax.com...
>
> >> > On Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:01:52 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell
> >> > <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> >>On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> >> >><zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
> >> > <PIGGYBACKING>
> >> >>> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach."  Get it right, pop athiests.
>
> >> > It's our turf, Fishmug. If we want to call you Shitstain, that's your
> >> > name.
>
> >> > Got that, Loki-boi?
>
> >> It's every bit of my turf as it is yours.  Usenet is a democracy, not an
> >> athiesocracy.
>
> > Oh really? When was the last election? Who did you vote for?
>
> Who did YOU vote for, fox athiest?
>
> --
> I am a Fundamentalist Christian Pentecostal Warrior for the One lamb virgin,
> Jesus Christ.

If you lie on your back with a big pair of powerful binoculars, at
least x70 magnification, and look straight up into the sky, you might,
just might, be able to see the point as it flies far, far over the top
of your silly head.

L.Roberts

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Dec 27, 2011, 5:55:40 PM12/27/11
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On Dec 27, 3:40 pm, Colanth <cola...@pern.invalid> wrote:
> On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:13:38 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>
> <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> >"L.Roberts" <ozzcat2...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >news:1d4f803f-9839-43cb...@t16g2000vba.googlegroups.com...
> >> Just trying to help you Zachy Shitstain.
> >Bite me, Lesbian Roberts.
>
> A male lesbian.  What will they think of next?  I guess he prefers
> (horrors) women, huh?
> --
> "I heard somebody say, 'Where's Nelson Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead.
> Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." - George W. Bush

Soyt'nly, if I was a lady and still looked at men and women the way I
do, well, in short, I could never fault anyone for liking pussy, not
even me if I was a she.

Smiler

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Dec 27, 2011, 7:52:02 PM12/27/11
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You forgot to tell him that he has to be OUTDOORS to even get a chance of
seeing it. With morons like him, you have to be explicit...

Smiler

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Dec 27, 2011, 7:56:23 PM12/27/11
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 15:33:45 -0500, Colanth wrote:

> On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:11:59 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> <zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
>>Pantera is NOT gay. He's always humping girl dogs.
>
> Humping, sure. But when the nitty gets down to the gritty, just watch
> your own ass - he sure is.

Yep. Doggy style is his preferrence.

Smiler

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Dec 27, 2011, 7:59:15 PM12/27/11
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"Kacky Tacky Wacky Zacky"

Mike Painter

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Dec 27, 2011, 8:28:27 PM12/27/11
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On 12/25/2011 9:45 PM, Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach." Get it right, pop athiests.
>
Dear Zachy,
That's nice.
But I wonder if you are honest enough to admit you did not see this coming.

Colanth

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Dec 27, 2011, 9:58:00 PM12/27/11
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:40:06 -0800, John Locke <john...@comcast.net>
wrote:
Wacky Zachy.
--
"We all remember how many religious wars were fought for a religion of
love and gentleness; how many bodies were burned live with the
genuinely kind intention of saving souls from the eternal fire of
hell." - Karl Popper

Colanth

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Dec 27, 2011, 10:31:16 PM12/27/11
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Of course you could be Dana (remember her?) and do a job on Zachy's
head that no amount of bug spray could equal.
--
"My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a
fighter." - Adolf Hitler, in his speech in Munich on 12 April 1922

Christopher A. Lee

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Dec 27, 2011, 10:55:24 PM12/27/11
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 22:31:16 -0500, Colanth <col...@pern.invalid>
wrote:

>On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 14:55:40 -0800 (PST), "L.Roberts"
><ozzca...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>On Dec 27, 3:40 pm, Colanth <cola...@pern.invalid> wrote:
>>> On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:13:38 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>>
>>> <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>>> >"L.Roberts" <ozzcat2...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> >news:1d4f803f-9839-43cb...@t16g2000vba.googlegroups.com...
>>> >> Just trying to help you Zachy Shitstain.
>>> >Bite me, Lesbian Roberts.
>>>
>>> A male lesbian.  What will they think of next?  I guess he prefers
>>> (horrors) women, huh?
>>> --
>>> "I heard somebody say, 'Where's Nelson Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead.
>>> Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." - George W. Bush
>>
>>Soyt'nly, if I was a lady and still looked at men and women the way I
>>do, well, in short, I could never fault anyone for liking pussy, not
>>even me if I was a she.
>
>Of course you could be Dana (remember her?) and do a job on Zachy's
>head that no amount of bug spray could equal.

So Zachy was in church and the fire and brimstone preacher was
preaching against sin.

"You're all sinners. How many of you were a he-ing and a she-ing last
week?

So most of the congregation raise their hands.

"Keep those hands up. How many of you were a he-ing and a he-ing?"

Half the remainder raise their hands.

"Keep those hands up. How many of you were a she-ing and a she-ing?"

All but one of the remainder raise their hands.

"Zachy, I'm pleased to see you're the only one without sin"

"You didn't say anything about a me-ing and a me-ing"

panamfloyd@hotmail.com rade

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On Dec 27, 12:11 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> "Smiler" <Youmus...@JoeKing.com> wrote in message
>
> news:pan.2011.12.27....@JoeKing.com...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:50:20 -0800, Father Haskell wrote:
>
> >> On Dec 26, 10:50 am, Doc Smartass <FortbrickG...@yahoobrick.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> >>> news:527c6e64-22a6-47f7-
> >>> 8f04-e03f7dfbb...@i6g2000vbe.googlegroups.com:
>
> >>> > On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> >>> > <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> >>> >> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach."  Get it right, pop athiests.
>
> >>> > Whatever, Zachy.
>
> >>> Zachy should settle down, relax, enjoy that gay life of his that I've
> >>> heard
> >>> rumors about.
>
> >> He could trade in his current dog for a gay one.
>
> > His current dog _is_ gay. Why d'ya think he got him?
>
> Pantera is NOT gay.  He's always humping girl dogs.

You hideous wanna-be pet owner freak! Get that dog fixed! You are
sentencing the poor wild pups Pantera's bitches spit out to a life of
pain.

http://www.wspa-international.org/wspaswork/dogs/strayanimals/

Damn, boy..didn't you listen to Bob when you were a kid?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTpolOR0kQo

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
(scratches both of my shelter rescue "hounds of hell" behind the ears)

L.Roberts

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Dec 28, 2011, 12:44:56 AM12/28/11
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> fighter." - Adolf Hitler, in his speech in Munich on 12 April 1922- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Dana, no, I don't remember. But, Dana, that is just as much a guy's
name as it is a girl's, ain't it?

Zacharias Mulletstein

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I've never jacked off, pop athiest. If you didn't jack your asshole off
every day, you'd pop.

Zacharias Mulletstein

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Dec 28, 2011, 1:03:35 AM12/28/11
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"Colanth" <col...@pern.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:11:59 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> <zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
>>Pantera is NOT gay. He's always humping girl dogs.
>
> Humping, sure. But when the nitty gets down to the gritty, just watch
> your own ass - he sure is.

How do you know what my dog's sexual preference is? Have you been stalking
me? I have seen a strange vehicle sitting in front of my house lately. Is
that you? Don't you have better things to do than to stalk Fundamentalist
Christians?

Zacharias Mulletstein

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<panam...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 27, 12:11 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>> "Smiler" <Youmus...@JoeKing.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:pan.2011.12.27....@JoeKing.com...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:50:20 -0800, Father Haskell wrote:
>>
>> >> On Dec 26, 10:50 am, Doc Smartass <FortbrickG...@yahoobrick.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>> >>> news:527c6e64-22a6-47f7-
>> >>> 8f04-e03f7dfbb...@i6g2000vbe.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> >>> > On Dec 26, 12:45 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>> >>> > <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>> >>> >> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach." Get it right, pop athiests.
>>
>> >>> > Whatever, Zachy.
>>
>> >>> Zachy should settle down, relax, enjoy that gay life of his that I've
>> >>> heard
>> >>> rumors about.
>>
>> >> He could trade in his current dog for a gay one.
>>
>> > His current dog _is_ gay. Why d'ya think he got him?
>>
>> Pantera is NOT gay. He's always humping girl dogs.
>
> You hideous wanna-be pet owner freak! Get that dog fixed! You are
> sentencing the poor wild pups Pantera's bitches spit out to a life of
> pain.

Why don't you get yourself fixed, pop athiest? Then you wouldn't have any
athiest spawn that you could neglect and be a deadbeat father to.

Colanth

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Dec 28, 2011, 8:28:42 AM12/28/11
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On Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:03:35 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

>"Colanth" <col...@pern.invalid> wrote in message
>news:prakf71avik66kd6e...@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:11:59 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>> <zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Pantera is NOT gay. He's always humping girl dogs.
>>
>> Humping, sure. But when the nitty gets down to the gritty, just watch
>> your own ass - he sure is.
>
>How do you know what my dog's sexual preference is? Have you been stalking
>me? I have seen a strange vehicle sitting in front of my house lately. Is
>that you?

It's probably the Pantycoast police, wanting to know why you use their
name (abuse it, actually).

Colanth

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Dec 28, 2011, 10:22:08 AM12/28/11
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:54:18 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

>I've never jacked off, pop athiest.

Never jacked off and never got laid. That explains a lot.

Colanth

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Dec 28, 2011, 10:23:09 AM12/28/11
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Yep. She's transgendered, married to a woman and prefers women (well,
one woman). Didn't have to change her name either.

John Baker

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Dec 28, 2011, 12:09:50 PM12/28/11
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He not only saw it coming, he was counting on it. After all, he *is* a
troll. <G>


L.Roberts

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Dec 28, 2011, 12:17:38 PM12/28/11
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On Dec 28, 12:09 pm, John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 17:28:27 -0800, Mike Painter
>
> <md.pain...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> >On 12/25/2011 9:45 PM, Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
> >> I go by "Zacharias" or "Zach."  Get it right, pop athiests.
>
> >Dear Zachy,
> >That's nice.
> >But I wonder if you are honest enough to admit you did not see this coming.
>
> He not only saw it coming, he was counting on it. After all, he *is* a
> troll. <G>

If I remember right, I, for one, address him as Zachy at least one
time prior to this thread. I think that's where he got the idea. But,
yes, he had to have known we'd ,Zachy, him superabundantly.

Don Martin

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Dec 28, 2011, 12:58:11 PM12/28/11
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Colanth <col...@pern.invalid> wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:54:18 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> <zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
>> I've never jacked off, pop athiest.
>
> Never jacked off and never got laid. That explains a lot.

He probably lacks the balls for either.

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Smiler

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Dec 28, 2011, 7:28:30 PM12/28/11
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I presume that you're talking about the Israeli Dana (AKA Dana
International) and not the Irish Dana. Both are singers and both appeared
in the Eurovision song contest (in different years).

Colanth

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Dec 29, 2011, 8:27:41 AM12/29/11
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:28:30 +0000, Smiler <Youm...@JoeKing.com>
wrote:
I was talking about a gal who was a regular here a while (well, a long
while) back.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis
has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired
inhomogeneous model.

Father Haskell

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Dec 29, 2011, 6:05:05 PM12/29/11
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On Dec 28, 1:03 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

> How do you know what my dog's sexual preference is?

He admits it.

Smiler

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Dec 29, 2011, 7:35:50 PM12/29/11
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Before my time here.

Zacharias Mulletstein

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Dec 30, 2011, 12:23:49 AM12/30/11
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"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:2696e83a-64c5-44e4...@o14g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...
The only thing gay about Pantera is that he has guys balls in his mouth if
they try to harm me.

Father Haskell

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Dec 30, 2011, 1:27:05 AM12/30/11
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On Dec 30, 12:23 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:2696e83a-64c5-44e4...@o14g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...
>
> > On Dec 28, 1:03 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> > <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
> >> How do you know what my dog's sexual preference is?
>
> > He admits it.
>
> The only thing gay about Pantera is that he has guys balls in his mouth if
> they try to harm me.

That and the pink rhinestone studded collar. Course, you
can't blame Pantera for that, since dogs are colorblind.

Zacharias Mulletstein

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Dec 30, 2011, 1:42:45 AM12/30/11
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"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Pantera wears a black leather studded collar. And he looks totally badass
wearing it. A black pit bull wearing a black collar. I need to get him a
black leather jacket to complete the look.

Father Haskell

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Dec 30, 2011, 1:50:51 AM12/30/11
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On Dec 30, 1:42 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:d734ef36-d120-47fa...@q11g2000vbq.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 30, 12:23 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> > <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> >> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> >>news:2696e83a-64c5-44e4...@o14g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> > On Dec 28, 1:03 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> >> > <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> How do you know what my dog's sexual preference is?
>
> >> > He admits it.
>
> >> The only thing gay about Pantera is that he has guys balls in his mouth
> >> if
> >> they try to harm me.
>
> > That and the pink rhinestone studded collar.  Course, you
> > can't blame Pantera for that, since dogs are colorblind.
>
> Pantera wears a black leather studded collar.  And he looks totally badass
> wearing it.  A black pit bull wearing a black collar.  I need to get him a
> black leather jacket to complete the look.

And chaps. Don't forget the chaps.

Loirbaj

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Dec 30, 2011, 2:24:32 AM12/30/11
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There fell upon the atheists from heaven
a rain of FRYING Burnstone

Jeanne Douglas

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Dec 30, 2011, 3:14:45 AM12/30/11
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In article <jdjmh9$42e$1...@dont-email.me>,
"Zacharias Mulletstein" <zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com>
wrote:
You're making him look like a leather gay.

--
JD

"the lybian lier"

Colanth

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Dec 30, 2011, 1:53:53 PM12/30/11
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 23:23:49 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

>"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:2696e83a-64c5-44e4...@o14g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...
>> On Dec 28, 1:03 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>> <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>>
>>> How do you know what my dog's sexual preference is?
>>
>> He admits it.
>
>The only thing gay about Pantera is that he has guys balls in his mouth if
>they try to harm me.

Lucky for him that he can bend double, or he wouldn't be able to reach
the guy's balls as he butt-fucks him.

mr_antone

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Dec 30, 2011, 2:09:31 PM12/30/11
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On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 13:53:53 -0500, Colanth <col...@pern.invalid>
wrote:

>On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 23:23:49 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
><zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
>>"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:2696e83a-64c5-44e4...@o14g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...
>>> On Dec 28, 1:03 am, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>> <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> How do you know what my dog's sexual preference is?
>>>
>>> He admits it.
>>
>>The only thing gay about Pantera is that he has guys balls in his mouth if
>>they try to harm me.
>
>Lucky for him that he can bend double, or he wouldn't be able to reach
>the guy's balls as he butt-fucks him.

Maybe OT -

Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It
is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal.
Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him
and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this
Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he
has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does,
you're finished!"

The wrestler nodded in agreement. Now, to the match: The American and
the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening.
All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and
wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!

A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer
buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't
watch the ending.

Suddenly there was a horrible scream, and a resounding cheer from the
crowd. The trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian
flying up in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and
the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and
winning the match.

The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler
alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has
ever done it before!"

The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair
of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose,
so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit
those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how fast you can
stand up when you bite your own balls!"


--
mr_antone
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