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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 30, 2011, 2:37:00 PM3/30/11
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As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo
sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and
Christians, assuming Christians are a different species.

But you may want to check it out yourself...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBTQGMvEQGw

I mean there's a good chance that there's a physical difference
between believers and nonbelievers. What made the Christians stop the
evolutionary clock, while the rest of us thrived on change and
capitalized on creativity? HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE FOUND AMONG THE
CHRISTIANS?

Bless the wheel that went to work on the Beach Cruiser. This is based
on Einstein's theories:

"Since the ratio of car mass to passenger mass for a single passenger
vehicle is roughly 15 : 1, the overall efficiency of a car system (its
ability to move your carcass down the road) is 0.10 x 1/15, or
somewhat less than one percent. Say 2/3 of 1 percent. Multiply this by
the number of passengers.

So, good rule of thumb, a car is 1% efficient. Incredible, isn't it?"

http://practicalcyclist.blogspot.com/2008/06/einstein-and-bicycles.html

***

This ain't like driving a Toyota and choosing "D" in the automatic
transmission. Sorry. ;)


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Mar 30, 2011, 2:44:08 PM3/30/11
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On Mar 30, 1:37 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

Where did you get this idea that 'Christians dont captilize on
creativity ?!' The very creation we live in is wrought with
creativity in design and engineering ; perhaps its the Atheist that
doesnt want to see such , is forced to take so much for granted as
far as design of our cosmos is concerned, and to try hard to
perpetuate a hopelessness to ones life to help justify going for all
the gusto one can get while time permits (?) Perhaps its necessary to
willfully suppress the knowledge of a personal theistic Creator that
he has left behind because its a fly in the ointment (???) . I
think so. I used to play the game for a good 10 years before i exited
a state of proclaimed atheism.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 30, 2011, 3:02:30 PM3/30/11
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Sorry to say, you don't sound like Einstein...

This occurred to me while riding a bike and doing many, many loops
around the park.

"Brothers and sisters from South Beach. We may be separated by some
deadly roads and grinding sidewalks from 71 ST to 41 ST, but we don't
hate you or envy you. We have our own beautiful parks and trails, just
that we can't share the whole place from one end to the other. The
same thing once separated the East and West Germans, but they are now
one people. They are prosperous too! Just don't let visible or
invisible barriers put you down. Actually, right next to the Alton Rd
bridge, there's a light pole blocking the sidewalk thus making it
impossible to ride a bike or even walk. Worry not, someday we will be
connected."

"I thought of it while riding my bicycle", is reputedly what Albert
Einstein said about his Special Theory of Relativity.

Joebruno

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Mar 30, 2011, 3:33:11 PM3/30/11
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On Mar 30, 11:37 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach

Cruiser Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
> the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo
> sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and
> Christians, assuming Christians are a different species.
>
> But you may want to check it out yourself...
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBTQGMvEQGw
>
> I mean there's a good chance that there's a physical difference
> between believers and nonbelievers. What made the Christians stop the
> evolutionary clock, while the rest of us thrived on change and
> capitalized on creativity? HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE FOUND AMONG THE
> CHRISTIANS?
>
So your brain is bigger than Louis Pasteur's and Leonardo Da Vinci's?
(Both Catholics)

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 30, 2011, 7:10:16 PM3/30/11
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Da Vincis wasted too much time drawing the Last Supper, and some
equestrian statue that never survived.

But hey, I have the benefit of hindsight and we know Da Vinci wouldn't
be a Christian today judging by his creativity.

He even drew the bicycle.

Ferd Farkel

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Mar 30, 2011, 7:57:06 PM3/30/11
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On Mar 30, 2:44 pm, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <ilbeba...@gmail.com> wrote:

You have a long history of chopping peoples' heads
off for it?

(Note that "capitalize" and "decapitate" share the
same Latin root.)

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 30, 2011, 8:26:39 PM3/30/11
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Notice: They find that decapitation is the quickest way to stop a
person from thinking and has an intimidating effect on the general
population. Brainwashing until conversion takes a long time and
doesn't guarantee them results.

Both methods were tried against the Indians with fairly good results,
ie. they surrendered the land.

Ferd Farkel

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Mar 30, 2011, 8:38:00 PM3/30/11
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On Mar 30, 8:26 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

You can't just sew the head back on, either, not with those
rusty old medievel awls that make for leaky sutures. And
sure, people *think* it's comedy when the head is sewn
on backwards, but real life isn't a Don Martin cartoon.

>
> Both methods were tried against the Indians with fairly good results,

> ie. they surrendered the land.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

The Puritans favored blankets. Columbus favored
chopping off kids' feet. They converted in droves.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 30, 2011, 9:07:56 PM3/30/11
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Well, the Puritans sometimes chopped off heads, hanged them and
displayed them for years. Such was the case of Indian "King Philip,"
but I don't know how widespread was beheading.

Spaniards gave a break to those who became slaves and learned European
culture, ie. accepted Jesus and all the trappings. The Mexican Indians
found "Guadalupe" Virgin, and still is the national symbol.

Ferd Farkel

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Mar 30, 2011, 9:14:50 PM3/30/11
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On Mar 30, 9:07 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

PITA, because you have to brush on a new coat of
tar and clean out the wren's nest every year. DAMHIKT.

> Such was the case of Indian "King Philip,"
> but I don't know how widespread was beheading.
>
> Spaniards gave a break to those who became slaves and learned European
> culture, ie. accepted Jesus and all the trappings. The Mexican Indians

> found "Guadalupe" Virgin, and still is the national symbol.- Hide quoted text -


>
> - Show quoted text -

I've seen the holy towel of guadalupe. National cathedral,
Mexico city. You hop onto a conveyor belt and get a 15
second viddy of the world's oldest black velvet painting of
the bvm. Very surreal.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 30, 2011, 11:03:46 PM3/30/11
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On Mar 30, 9:58 pm, Hachiroku ハチロク <Tru...@e86.GTS> wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 11:38:09 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the

>
> Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>
> > As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that the
> > same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo sapiens
> > could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and Christians, assuming
> > Christians are a different species.
>
> I think you've confused "Christian" with "Liberal"

In America Christian means Conservative. They refuse new ideas and
oppose any liberal initiative out there.

They voted en masse for Bush and generally oppose Obama, however timid
his initiatives are. For example, he should promoted the Single Payer
universal healthcare system and end of story. Germany --the pioneer in
universal healthcare-- has a mixed system that also makes sense. Obama
though --in order to compromise-- ended up with an expensive and
complicated system that now the Conservatives are attacking with low
balls such as the "Death Panels"...

Hey, Euthanasia makes a lot of sense but Obama is far from daring to
go that far...

http://pumabydesign001.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/death-panel-obamacare.jpg

Liberal humanist societies don't have a problem with that as they as
they don't have a problem over people smoking marijuana or having
abortion. Of course, nobody is promoting that either, but education is
the best medicine. The Christians, though, have the practice of
wanting the child to be born and then deny him decent healthcare --
such as Bush did. Not a Christian blinked in protest. Hey, they even
reject the First Lady for educating the people to be healthy. They
insist on being fat and dumb.

As I said, smaller brains.

Yap

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Mar 30, 2011, 11:20:21 PM3/30/11
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On Mar 31, 1:37 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
> the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo
> sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and
> Christians, assuming Christians are a different species.

Yes, the Christians are one group that evolved differently from the
normal people.
Their neurons and brain cells are half damaged and they are weak,
susceptible to believe in nonsense.

Perhaps we should refer to them as homo sadpiens, not sapiens.

Buddythunder

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Mar 30, 2011, 11:24:19 PM3/30/11
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For once, I am tempted to agree with this geezer - Christians make
shit up all the time! Very creative.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 31, 2011, 1:10:24 AM3/31/11
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On Mar 30, 11:20 pm, Yap <hhyaps...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 31, 1:37 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
>
> Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
> > the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo
> > sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and
> > Christians, assuming Christians are a different species.
>
> Yes, the Christians are one group that evolved differently from the
> normal people.
> Their neurons and brain cells are half damaged and they are weak,
> susceptible to believe in nonsense.
>
> Perhaps we should refer to them as homo sadpiens, not sapiens.

Their brains belong with early hominids, perhaps some 2 million years
ago.

Their main attribute is being bipedal.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 31, 2011, 1:15:31 AM3/31/11
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On Mar 30, 11:28 pm, Joebruno <Joebru...@mail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 30, 6:43 pm, John Locke <johnlocke...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 11:37:00 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the

> > TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
> > <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
> > >the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo
> > >sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and
> > >Christians, assuming Christians are a different species...
>
> > ...it wouldn't surprise me that there's some kind of genetic defect
> > that effects susceptibility to religious propaganda but I doubt
> > they're a new species with smaller brains. However, a case study would
> > be quite interesting.
>
> Most people adopt the religion of their parents. When they are young
> children, they are easily influenced by the parents who they depend on
> for survival.
> I'd say religion is more influenced by nurture than genetics.

They are also nurtured by the elites who feed from them. In no case I
see an effort to enlighten them.

Father Haskell

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On Mar 30, 2:37 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
> the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo
> sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and
> Christians, assuming Christians are a different species.
>
> But you may want to check it out yourself...
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBTQGMvEQGw

Cortical area is also important. The less convoluted
the cortex, the dumber the animal.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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On Mar 30, 11:23 pm, Anonymous Infidel - the anti-political talking
head <messiah2...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Mar 30, 4:24 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach CruiserPhilosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
> > the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo
> > sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and
> > Christians, assuming Christians are a different species.
>
> Why don't you just dump the stupid bs and just come out and say "I'm
> smart and only morons disagree with me!"...
>

It's just because I ride a Beach Cruiser and they drive an automatic
Toyota.

Actually, though, the American Christian is a unique species in the
civilized world --Christus Americanus.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 31, 2011, 8:51:22 AM3/31/11
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Good to know. Either that or the Bible is convoluted. ;)

On Mar 31, 4:14 am, Martin Edwards <big_mart...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> I am an ex-Christian agnostic. If my brain had expanded, my head would
> have exploded.

Well, it takes two or three generations to kick in. :)

Actually it's a muscle that you train. There's very little to create
when you believe that things are created by God and cannot be changed.

These are the facts:

On Mar 31, 5:30 am, "Rod Speed"
> Fuck all.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2111174/Intelligent-people-les...

"A separate poll in the 90s found only seven per cent of members of
the American National Academy of Sciences believed in God."

Thank you for the data. It backs my suspicions that they can't ride a
bike. ;)

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 31, 2011, 9:23:48 AM3/31/11
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The problems with Christians is not they are not smart in the form of
creativity. In this regard they have a "primitive mind": Their memory
is amazingly good --like chimps. They cite Bible's passages out of the
top of their head while failing to analyze new data and challenges.
Case in point is CLIMATE CHANGE in which there's little doubt among
the scientists, and yet the Christians are daring enough to deny it,
thus falling back to their comfort zone, ie. waiting for Jesus.

"Two questions were key: Have mean global temperatures risen compared
to pre-1800s levels, and has human activity been a significant factor
in changing mean global temperatures?

About 90 percent of the scientists agreed with the first question and
82 percent the second.

The strongest consensus on the causes of global warming came from
climatologists who are active in climate research, with 97 percent
agreeing humans play a role."

http://articles.cnn.com/2009-01-19/world/eco.globalwarmingsurvey_1_global-warming-climate-science-human-activity?_s=PM:WORLD

Obviously the fact that they are bipedal is not good enough. The
challenges are too big for them to handle.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 31, 2011, 10:04:41 AM3/31/11
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On Mar 31, 9:24 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> The problems with Christians is not they are not smart in the form of
> creativity.

Let me rephrase that:

"The problem with Christians is not that they are not smart enough,
just that they are not smart in creativity."


Death

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On Mar 30, 3:02 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

I wouldn't say about atheists or christians brain size, but i know
those that aprtake in robitussin PCP
may develop holes in the brain, thusly decreasing their brain mass ....

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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I know many may not like this comparison, but it sounds amazingly
real: THOSE WHO ENGAGE IN CHRISTIANITY LIVE IN A DAZE SIMILAR TO
MARIJUANA USERS.

And I apologize to the Rastas, who are still conscious of JUSTICE.

Death

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On Apr 1, 9:49 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

No, robotards.

Aunt Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Other of the Borg

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In article <877f5306-1667-4707...@a12g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,

"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
<comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> > > > > capitalized on creativity? HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE FOUND AMONG THE
> > > > > CHRISTIANS?

I don't know. So, how many?

--
Aren't you special. Tell me your problems.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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On Apr 1, 9:52 am, Aunt Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Other of the
Borg <six-n...@borgcollective.gov> wrote:
> In article <877f5306-1667-4707-a597-3dc830904...@a12g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,

>  "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
>  <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > capitalized on creativity? HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE FOUND AMONG THE
> > > > > > CHRISTIANS?
>
> I don't know. So, how many?

They must be Republican scientists and get funding from the
Republicans. ;)

1 in 100 maybe?

Joebruno

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On Apr 1, 6:52 am, Aunt Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Other of the
Borg <six-n...@borgcollective.gov> wrote:
> In article <877f5306-1667-4707-a597-3dc830904...@a12g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,

>  "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
>  <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > capitalized on creativity? HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE FOUND AMONG THE
> > > > > > CHRISTIANS?
>
> I don't know. So, how many?
>
> --
Quite a few:


http://www.adherents.com/people/100_scientists.html

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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On Apr 1, 10:17 am, Joebruno <Joebru...@mail.com> wrote:

> On Apr 1, 6:52 am, Aunt Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Other of theBorg <six-n...@borgcollective.gov> wrote:
> > In article <877f5306-1667-4707-a597-3dc830904...@a12g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,
> > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
> > <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > capitalized on creativity? HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE FOUND AMONG THE
> > > > > > > CHRISTIANS?
>
> > I don't know. So, how many?
>
> > --
>
> Quite a few:
>
> http://www.adherents.com/people/100_scientists.html

In the old times "everybody" was Christian, at least on paper.

But if you analyze that we have been punished by God for eating from
the "Tree of Knowledge," you'll realize it was better to appear to be
Christian in order to be accepted.

Notice few scientists are vocal in denying God, which could dry up
their funding. I understand though Stephen Hawking "came out of the
closet" recently. But he gave hints before...

“I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and
that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

“The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that
events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a
certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.”

http://thinkexist.com/quotes/stephen_hawking/

Father Haskell

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On Mar 31, 8:51 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

Speaking of which, isn't 7 time Tour winner Lance
Armstrong an atheist? Was 5 time winner Greg
Lemond also an atheist? Eddy Mercxx?

Father Haskell

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On Mar 31, 1:10 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

Are they truly bipedal if their knuckles drag on
the ground?

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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On Apr 1, 7:04 pm, "Grid Leak" <g...@leak.g1> wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:f5d64b50-861c-4cb9...@x1g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...> On Mar 31, 9:24 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

> > Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> The problems with Christians is not they are not smart in the form of
> >> creativity.
>
> > Let me rephrase that:
>
> > "The problem with Christians is not that they are not smart enough,
> > just that they are not smart in creativity."
>
> ... in other words, plain fucking stupid.

Yeah, they are as smart as a monkey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTgeLEWr614

Well, not quite as smart as the chimp. ;)

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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I think we can grant them the status of bipedal but not homo sapiens.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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On Apr 1, 11:16 pm, RicodJour <ricodj...@worldemail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 30, 11:05 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach
> Cruiser Philosopher"
>
>
>
> {drivel-snipped}

>
> > As I said, smaller brains.
>
> You're a piece of work. At first I thought you were just some
> slightly off the wall guy with a sense of humor that had made it his
> mission to advance cycling. I'm for all and any of those. But it's
> become clearer that you're just another flavor of prejudiced putz.
> Stereotyping is the hallmark of a smaller brain, Sparky, and
> stereotyping is all you ever seem to do. You spend vast amounts of
> time lumping people into groups in some arrested-development attempt
> at making sense of the big bad world. I do hope that you are finding
> some of the solace you seek.

C'mon, someone is to blame for all that stupidity either the
politicians, business or the voters, and these are the Christians and
the Elderly. Yeah, the elderly vote for their own interests and they
don't care about a future they won't live. The Christians, on the
other hand, don't question things here as their Kingdom is not of this
Earth.

We live in a gerontocracy compounded by a theocracy. And they don't
care about liberalizing or changing the system. Notice the Christians
deny evolution for the most part, so why change. These two blocks are
easy prey to politicians and corporations.

Father Haskell

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On Apr 1, 7:27 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

That chimp should be in Vegas working the blackjack
tables, not playing video games in some lab.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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He would learn all the tricks the Christians have set up over the
years. We better make him the bouncer.

Anyway, here's some serious stuff:

On Apr 2, 1:21 am, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>

> news:b9539af0-a57c-4271...@r3g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...


> On Apr 1, 11:09 pm, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
>
>
>
> > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

> > Philosopher"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:e33b6bd0-2e84-4c8e...@p13g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> > On Apr 1, 7:03 pm, "Grid Leak" <g...@leak.g1> wrote:
>
> > > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" scribbed
> > > upon the screen.....


>
> > > > climatologists who are active in climate research, with 97 percent
> > > > agreeing humans play a role."
>

> > > .. and the reason being they fart too much.
>
> > Farting is a noble act compared to what they are doing. ;)
>
> > Farting is perhaps the Noblest of Arts.
>
> > "Fart loudly and the World Farts with you,
> > Sneak one out and you Fart Alone".
>
> > I believe Mosses dropped one atop that mountain he climbed to go and
> > smoke-it-up.
> > He must have smoked some good shit there man, look at what he saw!!
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/FARTFORPEACE
>
> Yeah, Moses was an old fart too, so he knew marijuana from banana
> peels. In fact all prophets must have been high on something.
>
> Indeed, instead of conjouring up all that crap about mystical beings in the
> sky, they should rather have written about how they cultivated the "Tree of
> Knowledge" and the best ways to smoke its leaves, or left us recipes of how
> best to bake Happy Tarts - the old Farts!

I still wonder why the dumb Christians make so much fuss about
marijuana and poppy seeds. I hear coca leaf is better than energy
drinks.

This is one area where the Christians show lowest IQ.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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On Apr 2, 1:17 am, Foo Fighter <george...@toast.net> wrote:

> > If education is respected and strong, if teachers are autonomous,
> > authoritative, and respected, ignorance cannot survive.
>
> > If ignorance cannot survive, groups that thrive on it will not do
> > well.
>
> > Do the math.
>
> > ______________________________________________
>
> > Harry
>
> are you saying Ignorance is Not Bliss?
> ;)

Yes, that's why animals are happier. They enjoy the day and that's it.
Look at birds how happy they are.

But when it comes to survival, roaches will outlive us carrying forth
God's command to conquer the Earth. Christians have broken the Wisdom
of the Jungle, kept by the Indians for eons, and in 200 years they are
nearly the end of resources.

That's how crazy this Universe is.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 2, 2011, 11:40:41 AM4/2/11
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This is how dumb the Christians are...

KABUL, Afghanistan – Anger over the burning of the Muslim holy book at
a Florida church fueled a second day of deadly violence half a world
away in Afghanistan, where demonstrators set cars and shops ablaze
Saturday in a riot that killed nine protesters, officials said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110402/ap_on_re_as/as_afghanistan

But they are not that dumb to go and do the fighting themselves. ;)

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 2, 2011, 12:22:07 PM4/2/11
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On Apr 2, 11:55 am, Derek C <del.copel...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
> On Mar 31, 12:14 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach

>
>
>
> Cruiser Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
> > the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo
> > sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and
> > Christians, assuming Christians are a different species.
>
> > But you may want to check it out yourself...
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBTQGMvEQGw
>
> > I mean there's a good chance that there's a physical difference
> > between believers and nonbelievers. What made the Christians stop the
> > evolutionary clock, while the rest of us thrived on change and
> > capitalized on creativity? HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE FOUND AMONG THE
> > CHRISTIANS?
>
> > Bless the wheel that went to work on the Beach Cruiser. This is based
> > on Einstein's theories:
>
> > "Since the ratio of car mass to passenger mass for a single passenger
> > vehicle is roughly 15 : 1, the overall efficiency of a car system (its
> > ability to move your carcass down the road) is 0.10 x 1/15, or
> > somewhat less than one percent. Say 2/3 of 1 percent. Multiply this by
> > the number of passengers.
>
> > So, good rule of thumb, a car is 1% efficient. Incredible, isn't it?"
>
> >http://practicalcyclist.blogspot.com/2008/06/einstein-and-bicycles.html
>
> > ***
>
> > This ain't like driving a Toyota and choosing "D" in the automatic
> > transmission. Sorry. ;)
>
> > -------------------------------------------------
>
> It is fairly obvious that Tibetan Monkeys have smaller brains!

TibetanMonkey's brains have been fully tested on beach cruisers and
heavy traffic. And I tell you, "life can be a beach or or a bitch."

No Christian on automatic pilot can stop me. Actually I just tested my
automatic bike (Giant Suede) and it's vastly superior to anything with
a motor. Of course, YOU MUST STILL PEDAL AND KEEP YOUR BALANCE. ;)

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 3, 2011, 10:16:30 AM4/3/11
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On Apr 2, 9:44 pm, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:41988d54-f107-4a9b...@f30g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> ..its all about religion, you know.

They believe that only one version of religion is right, which is, of
course, theirs. The possibility that neither is right hasn't occurred
to them. The Old Fart (Moses) was a Jew --and so were most of the
characters in the Bible, and we know how much Jews tend to exaggerate
things. ;)

I even trust better the Mayans.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 3, 2011, 1:07:18 PM4/3/11
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On Apr 2, 9:43 pm, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:004d299d-2957-4cda...@k22g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> ... so what youre saying is that the only life left on Earth one day will be
> Christian cockroaches? - makes sense :)
> Then again, is planet Earth the only place governed by this mystical 'God'
> fellow? Maybe Christian cockroaches will rule the Universe!
> Again one must ponder the Brane (memBrane) theory and what will take place
> at the next Big Bang?
> Will the surviving molecules/energy particles all only be Christian
> particles?
> Will these particles once again be cockroaches with Christian principles?
> Can we therefore look forward to eons of Christian Cockroach rule?
> If this is the case, then hopefully a future Moses/Jesus etc. will teach
> their followers how to grow, cultivate and smoke the good shit instead of
> talking it!

The analogy between roaches and Christians is an interesting one. They
both multiply quickly and are predatory. But the Christians don't have
the survival capacity of the insect. Notice also that roaches know no
sin.

So the species to fulfill God's command will more likely be the
roach.

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