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Nomen Nescio

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"Astrology has always been deeply imbedded into all
of our ancient influence Astrology is a science in
itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge.
It taught me many things, and I am greatly indebted
to it. It is like a life-giving elixir for mankind."

Albert Einstein was born in Ulm, Deutschland

LMT: 11:30:00 14-Mar-1879
UTC: 10:49:59 14-Mar-1879
TDT-UT: -5.2 sec
Julian Day: 2407422.95139
Sidereal Time: 22h 56m 44s
Metonic calendar: 19 Adar 5639
Mayan Long count: 12.13.4.5.0
(baktun.katun.tun.uinal.kin)
Haab: 13 Pax
Tzolkin: 11 Ahau

Saturn rules, conjunct Arabic Part of Fortune & Mercury
exalted, but the Sun is fallen, in the eleventh house of
the horoscope, all in Pisces. Venus, in Pisces, exalted
in the 12th house. Tail of the Dragon w/ ruling Neptune
in the 12th house, in Aries. Jupiter debilitate in the
tenth house of the horoscope, in Aquarius. Pluto in the
1st house, in Taurus. Mars & the Head of the Dragon in
Capricorn, in the ninth house. Uranus in Leo, in the
4th house, Moon is in the seventh house, in Scorpius:

Friday March 14th, 1879 AD 11:30 AM LMT GMT +0:40 10:00E 48:24N
Body S_Longitude Z_Placement Latitude r Hs RUL. Velocity
Aldebaran :000.0000000 15Tau00'00" - 5:28'35" 01 | alTau
Equinox :291.8968153 06Pis53'49" + 0:00'00" 11 | __________
Sun :285.4044332 00Pis24'16" - 0:00'01" - 11 [F] +0.9959569
Moon :186.4222384 21Sco25'20" - 3:49'44" d 07 [-] +13.918897
Mercury :295.0405435 10Pis02'26" - 0:23'24" F 11 [e] +1.9518873
Venus :308.8816890 23Pis52'54" - 0:41'33" e 12 [e] +1.2318285
Mars :228.8109144 03Cap48'39" - 0:51'36" e 09 [-] +0.7286511
Jupiter :259.3807653 04Aqu22'51" - 0:45'59" - 10 [d] +0.2273687
*Saturn :296.0865447 11Pis05'12" - 2:09'21" - 11 [R] +0.1235766
Uranus :083.1851042 08Leo11'06" + 0:47'55" F 04 [-] -0.0395580
Neptune :329.7688890 14Ari46'08" - 1:44'24" - 12 [R] +0.0287916
Pluto :346.6219404 01Tau37'19" -13:41'39" F 01 [-] +0.0121304
True Node :234.6278760 09Cap37'40" + 0:00'00" - 09 [-] -0.0193052
Lilith :319.8735322 04Ari52'25" + 5:08'09" - 12 [e] +0.1120901
Fortune :294.5561416 09Pis33'22" __________ R 11 [-] __________
Vertex :169.7995696 04Sco47'58" __________ - 07 [R] __________
East Point:007.3261680 22Tau19'34" __________ - 08 [-] __________
Ascendant :033.5383364 18Gem32'18" __________ 02 | __________
Antemidhea:094.7326647 19Leo43'58" __________ 05 | __________
Descendant:213.5383364 18Sag32'18" __________ 08 | __________
Midheaven :274.7326647 19Aqu43'58" __________ 11 | __________

Meridian Cusps
01: 23Ari32'48"
02: 22Tau19'34"
03: 19Gem56'50"
04: 18Can36'48"
05: 19Leo43'58"
06: 22Vir17'45"
07: 23Lib32'48"
08: 22Sco19'34"
09: 19Sag56'50"
10: 18Cap36'48"
11: 19Aqu43'58"
12: 22Pis17'45"

Major Aspects
*1: Mercury (Pis) Con (Pis) Saturn - orb: a1:02' - power: 18.10
2: Moon (Sco) Tri (Pis) Venus - orb: a2:27' - power: 8.06
*3: Mercury (Pis) Con (Pis) Fortune - orb: a0:29' - power: 7.54
4: Sun (Pis) Sex (Tau) Pluto - orb: a1:13' - power: 6.63
*5: Saturn (Pis) Con (Pis) Fortune - orb: a1:31' - power: 5.84
6: Mars (Cap) Tri (Tau) Pluto - orb: s2:11' - power: 5.68
7: Sun (Pis) Sex (Cap) Mars - orb: a3:24' - power: 5.43
8: Mars (Cap) Squ (Ari) Lilith - orb: a1:03' - power: 3.88
9: Jupiter (Aqu) Opp [Leo] Uranus - orb: a3:48' - power: 3.77
10: Mercury (Pis) Sex [Cap] Node - orb: s0:24' - power: 3.48
11: Jupiter (Aqu) Squ (Tau) Pluto - orb: s2:45' - power: 3.43
12: Jupiter (Aqu) Sex (Ari) Lilith - orb: a0:29' - power: 3.35
13: Saturn (Pis) Sex [Cap] Node - orb: s1:27' - power: 2.73
14: Node [Cap] Sex (Pis) Fortune - orb: a0:04' - power: 2.18

Planetary Influence in Meridian Houses
Planet: Position Aspects Parallel Total Rank Percent
Sun: 32.9 ( 1) + 6.0 ( 5) + 0.0 ( 3) = 38.9 ( 1) / 13.6%
Moon: 20.8 ( 5) + 4.0 ( 7) + 0.0 ( 4) = 24.9 ( 7) / 8.7%
Mercury: 16.1 ( 7) + 10.8 (*1) + 0.0 ( 5) = 26.9 ( 5) / 9.4%
Venus: 22.2 ( 4) + 4.0 ( 8) + 0.0 ( 6) = 26.2 ( 6) / 9.1%
Mars: 20.4 ( 6) + 7.5 ( 4) + 0.0 ( 7) = 27.9 ( 4) / 9.7%
Jupiter: 13.7 ( 9) + 5.3 ( 6) + 0.0 ( 1) = 19.0 ( 9) / 6.6%
Saturn: 27.9 ( 3) + 10.4 (*2) + 0.0 ( 8) = 38.4 (*2) / 13.4%
Uranus: 15.5 ( 8) + 1.9 (11) + 0.0 ( 2) = 17.4 (10) / 6.1%
Neptune: 28.0 ( 2) + 0.0 (12) + 0.0 ( 9) = 28.0 (*3) / 9.8%
Pluto: 11.8 (10) + 7.9 ( 3) + 0.0 (10) = 19.6 ( 8) / 6.8%
Node: 6.0 (12) + 3.1 (10) + 0.0 (11) = 9.1 (12) / 3.2%
Lilith: 7.0 (11) + 3.6 ( 9) + 0.0 (12) = 10.6 (11) / 3.7%
Total: 222.3 + 64.5 + 0.1 = 286.9 / 100.0%

Planetary Influence in Whole Houses
Planet: Position Aspects Parallel Total Rank Percent
Sun: 37.6 ( 1) + 6.4 ( 5) + 0.0 ( 3) = 44.0 ( 1) / 15.3%
Moon: 17.1 ( 7) + 3.6 ( 7) + 0.0 ( 4) = 20.8 ( 7) / 7.2%
Mercury: 17.5 ( 6) + 11.2 (*1) + 0.0 ( 5) = 28.6 ( 5) / 10.0%
Venus: 22.1 ( 5) + 3.6 ( 8) + 0.0 ( 6) = 25.8 ( 6) / 9.0%
Mars: 22.5 ( 4) + 7.8 ( 4) + 0.0 ( 7) = 30.3 ( 4) / 10.5%
Jupiter: 15.0 ( 8) + 4.9 ( 6) + 0.0 ( 1) = 19.9 ( 8) / 6.9%
Saturn: 27.5 ( 3) + 10.7 (*2) + 0.0 ( 8) = 38.2 (*2) / 13.3%
Uranus: 9.3 (10) + 1.5 (11) + 0.0 ( 2) = 10.9 (10) / 3.8%
Neptune: 32.0 (*2) + 0.0 (12) + 0.0 ( 9) = 32.0 (*3) / 11.1%
Pluto: 10.5 ( 9) + 7.9 ( 3) + 0.0 (10) = 18.4 ( 9) / 6.4%
Node: 6.0 (11) + 3.2 (10) + 0.0 (11) = 9.2 (12) / 3.2%
Lilith: 6.0 (12) + 3.5 ( 9) + 0.0 (12) = 9.5 (11) / 3.3%
Total: 223.2 + 64.3 + 0.1 = 287.5 / 100.0%

Planetary Influence in the Zodiac
Planet: Position Aspects Parallel Total Rank Percent
Sun: 33.6 ( 2) + 6.2 ( 3) + 0.0 ( 3) = 39.8 ( 1) / 15.4%
Moon: 15.0 ( 6) + 3.3 ( 8) + 0.0 ( 4) = 18.3 ( 6) / 7.1%
Mercury: 5.3 (12) + 5.5 ( 5) + 0.0 ( 5) = 10.8 (11) / 4.2%
Venus: 20.1 ( 4) + 3.3 ( 9) + 0.0 ( 6) = 23.4 ( 5) / 9.0%
Mars: 28.0 ( 3) + 9.1 (*1) + 0.0 ( 7) = 37.1 (*2) / 14.4%
Jupiter: 11.5 ( 8) + 4.5 ( 7) + 0.0 ( 1) = 16.1 ( 9) / 6.2%
Saturn: 18.0 ( 5) + 5.6 ( 4) + 0.0 ( 8) = 23.6 ( 4) / 9.1%
Uranus: 6.6 (11) + 1.1 (11) + 0.0 ( 2) = 7.7 (12) / 3.0%
Neptune: 35.5 (*1) + 0.0 (12) + 0.0 ( 9) = 35.5 (*3) / 13.7%
Pluto: 9.2 (10) + 7.3 (*2) + 0.0 (10) = 16.5 ( 8) / 6.4%
Node: 10.0 ( 9) + 2.7 (10) + 0.0 (11) = 12.7 (10) / 4.9%
Lilith: 12.0 ( 7) + 5.0 ( 6) + 0.0 (12) = 17.0 ( 7) / 6.6%
Total: 204.8 + 53.5 + 0.1 = 258.4 / 100.0%
-calculated by Daniel Joseph Min this 18th day of October 2000 AD

Starlord

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"Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Astrology has always been deeply imbedded into all
> of our ancient influence Astrology is a science in
> itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge.

Asstrology is about as much of a science as picking your nose is.


> It taught me many things, and I am greatly indebted
> to it. It is like a life-giving elixir for mankind."

Then you need to 'Get a Life' cause you sure don't have one now.


>
> Albert Einstein was born in Ulm, Deutschland
>

A lot more HOGWASH.

Peter Lemesurier

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On Wed, 18 Oct 2000 09:51:00 -0700, "Starlord" <starlord@qnet<*>com>
wrote:

>
>
>"Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
>news:42f91e57e763dd5f...@dizum.com...
>>

>> "Astrology has always been deeply imbedded into all
>> of our ancient influence Astrology is a science in
>> itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge.
>

> Asstrology is about as much of a science as picking your nose is.

Rhinology? ;)
--

Peter

Ed Augusts

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Nomen Nescio wrote:
>
> "Astrology has always been deeply imbedded into all
> of our ancient influence Astrology is a science in
> itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge.
> It taught me many things, and I am greatly indebted
> to it. It is like a life-giving elixir for mankind."
>
> Albert Einstein was born in Ulm, Deutschland
>
> LMT: 11:30:00 14-Mar-1879
> UTC: 10:49:59 14-Mar-1879
> TDT-UT: -5.2 sec
> Julian Day: 2407422.95139
> Sidereal Time: 22h 56m 44s
> Metonic calendar: 19 Adar 5639
> Mayan Long count: 12.13.4.5.0
> (baktun.katun.tun.uinal.kin)
> Haab: 13 Pax
> Tzolkin: 11 Ahau
>

OK YOU GENIUSES OUT THERE AMONG THE SKEPTICS AND THE SCOFFERS, HOW DO
YOU EXPLAIN THIS???

Einstein's most powerful planetary aspect was Mercury in a tight one
degree conjunction with Saturn. Looking in Sakoian & Acker's "The
Astrologer's Handbook" on page 292, "Mercury conjunction Saturn" it
reads (from the top!) "Although natives with Mecury conjnct Saturn are
not as fluent and expressive as those with the Mercury conjunct Jupiter
aspect, [that's right -- he wasn't a great talker!] they are kmoe exact,
painstaing, logical, and scientific in their thinking. This
conjuncrtion bestows strong mathematical and scientific ability. [Could
be, huh? Whatta ya think?] Foresightedness and careful planning are
among its good qualities.... Natives are hardworking and thorough in
learning and in study. When they write and speak, no steps are omitted.
The conjuucntion produces notable powers of visualization, since they
understand form and structure. [Visualizing the nature of reality, the
nature of the cosmos!] They are, therefore, excellent in geometry and
make good designers, draftsmen, architects, and engineers. They tend to
be mentally ambitious, but they can encounter priodic difficulties in
gainign recognition." [Yeah, he had to settle for that little "patent
office" job, and it took forever for him to be recognized].

> 2: Moon (Sco) Tri (Pis) Venus - orb: a2:27' - power: 8.06

Oh, alright! We'll do TWO of 'em this time... after all, it's Einstein!
His 2nd most powerful aspect is Moon trine (120 degree aspect) to
Venus. Sakoian & Acker say, "There is a great deal of sympathy for
others." [That's true. He tried to help Jewish refugees and improve the
Jewish situation in Germany before the war, and he worked extensively
for peace in the post-war world]. Also: "The trine can indicate
exceptional musical or artistic talent." [That's true, as well -- he
played the violin regularly!]


*3 Mercury (Pis) Con (Pis) Fortune - orb: a0:29' - power: 7.54

Oh, O.K., three I might as well! The Part of Fortune is one of the
Arabic Parts, it is a sensitive point of the chart that has to do with
the special possibility of great good fortune in one's like,
influencing planets which it conjuncts. In this particular case, we
note Mercury -- the mental ruler, the planet of thought, research,
fluency and expression -- of books and publishing -- is in a 29 minute
close conjunciton to the Part of Fortune. This indicates tremendous
success for Einstein. It is not his only aspect though -- #5 below --
Saturn conjunction Part of Fortune -- indicates the massive
responsibilities his discoveries will bring, it shows he must have often
felt the weight of the world upon his shoulders because of his discoveries.


> 4: Sun (Pis) Sex (Tau) Pluto - orb: a1:13' - power: 6.63

Oh, okay! Why not?? If I've done this many I can do one more!!!

Albert Einstein's Sun was in a one degree sextile (60 degree is exact)
orb to Pluto. Sextiles confer creativity. Pluto is a rather small outer
planet. Is it possible that it could have any effect in one's
birthchart? According to Robert Pelletier in his "Planets In Aspect",
people with Sun sextile Pluto at birth must remember: "Because your
talents are so precious, you owe it to the world, as well as to
yourself, to make them available for everyone." [That's true. He shared
his theories with the world where they could do some good!] "You
constantly pursue solutions to social conditions that seem to be unjust,
disordered or chaotic... [Of course, the lack of the theories he
postulated was itself a disordered, chaotic situation -- he cured it!]
Your dramatic qualities ideally suit you to be the spokesman for change
or adjustment.. [Work for refugees, the Jewish question, fighting
Hitler, Pacifism, etc.] You are drawn to complex subjects such as
mysticism, yoga, and the occult which you understand easily." [Include
with "occult" the Big Bang Theory and the 3rd Law of Thermodynamics and
othersuch!!] "Your strong psychic abilities serve you even when you
aren't aware of it. This is probably the key to your ability to sense
immediately what is right or wrong about a situation." [And fathom
complexities in searching for solutions!] "You don't have to make a
logical appraisal or a deductive analysis to arrive at solutions to
problems. Some people might even regard you as a mystic, since you
always seem to have the right answer when posed with a problem." Yes,
the right answers about what makes the Universe tick!

Oh, why not one more? We did #5 so now let's skip down to:


> *5: Saturn (Pis) Con (Pis) Fortune - orb: a1:31' - power: 5.84
> 6: Mars (Cap) Tri (Tau) Pluto - orb: s2:11' - power: 5.68


MARS in Capricorn in a trine (120 degree when exact) aspect to PLUTO in
Taurus. What does the energetic, feisty, red planet of Mars, the "War
God" of ancient times, do in such a man as Einstein when it was in a
harmonious trine aspect to the outer planet, Pluto? According to
Sakoian and Acker again, pg. 403-404, "Penetrating insight and realism
are combined with the will and the power to act. In some cases there is
an interest in advanced forms of science, such as the use of atomic
energy. When the natives are highly developed, they can wield occult
forces for the benefit of humanity.... They know no fear and cannot be
intimidated by threats or danger.. Some have a dynamic attitude toward
life. They are more than normally aware of life as a flux of energy
rathern than as a set of static conditions. ... They have the ability to
recharge their strength by drawing energies from higher spiritual sources."

You tekkies who have been bad-mouthing Astrology are really idiots, do
you know that? If you read what I am posting -- what Master Astronomer
Min has been posting -- you cannot help being intrigued! Soon you will
start reading up on and reseaching this subject a bit more and then you
will apply yourself to the Mother of the Sciences, Astrology, where your
mind power can fulfill itself by combining Astronomy with a Mysticism
that is valid and productive because you can evaluate everyone and
anyone by knowing how to use it. --E.A.

Wally Anglesea™

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On Mon, 30 Oct 2000 02:08:46 GMT, Ed Augusts <mysti...@icnetco.com>
wrote:

Well Maxwell was the same. So were Planck and Bohr.

Newton also.

Kip Thorne

Oppenheimer

Feynmann

Hawking

Marie Curie.................


> Foresightedness and careful planning are
>among its good qualities.... Natives are hardworking and thorough in
>learning and in study. When they write and speak, no steps are omitted.
>The conjuucntion produces notable powers of visualization, since they
>understand form and structure. [Visualizing the nature of reality, the
>nature of the cosmos!] They are, therefore, excellent in geometry and
>make good designers, draftsmen, architects, and engineers. They tend to
>be mentally ambitious, but they can encounter priodic difficulties in
>gainign recognition." [Yeah, he had to settle for that little "patent
>office" job, and it took forever for him to be recognized].


So what happened to all of the other people born in the world at the
same time?

The above is what we refer to as "fitting the facts to the
hypothesis".


>
>> 2: Moon (Sco) Tri (Pis) Venus - orb: a2:27' - power: 8.06
>
>Oh, alright! We'll do TWO of 'em this time... after all, it's Einstein!
> His 2nd most powerful aspect is Moon trine (120 degree aspect) to
>Venus. Sakoian & Acker say, "There is a great deal of sympathy for
>others." [That's true. He tried to help Jewish refugees and improve the
>Jewish situation in Germany before the war, and he worked extensively
>for peace in the post-war world].

So did a lot of people. One of the fascinating elements of the
mental gymnastics of astrologers is their ability to generalise in
order to get it to look like there is something in what they say.


> Also: "The trine can indicate
>exceptional musical or artistic talent." [That's true, as well -- he
>played the violin regularly!]

I understand a lot of physicists do play musical instruments.

>
>
> *3 Mercury (Pis) Con (Pis) Fortune - orb: a0:29' - power: 7.54
>
>Oh, O.K., three I might as well! The Part of Fortune is one of the
>Arabic Parts, it is a sensitive point of the chart that has to do with
>the special possibility of great good fortune in one's like,
>influencing planets which it conjuncts. In this particular case, we
>note Mercury -- the mental ruler, the planet of thought, research,
>fluency and expression -- of books and publishing -- is in a 29 minute
>close conjunciton to the Part of Fortune. This indicates tremendous
>success for Einstein. It is not his only aspect though -- #5 below --
>Saturn conjunction Part of Fortune -- indicates the massive
>responsibilities his discoveries will bring, it shows he must have often
>felt the weight of the world upon his shoulders because of his discoveries.


As with the previously mentioned names.


>
>
>> 4: Sun (Pis) Sex (Tau) Pluto - orb: a1:13' - power: 6.63
>
>Oh, okay! Why not?? If I've done this many I can do one more!!!
>
>Albert Einstein's Sun was in a one degree sextile (60 degree is exact)
>orb to Pluto. Sextiles confer creativity. Pluto is a rather small outer
>planet. Is it possible that it could have any effect in one's
>birthchart? According to Robert Pelletier in his "Planets In Aspect",
>people with Sun sextile Pluto at birth must remember: "Because your
>talents are so precious, you owe it to the world, as well as to
>yourself, to make them available for everyone." [That's true. He shared
>his theories with the world where they could do some good!]


And like I said, a generalisation. Most rubes would fall for the odd
bit of flattery.


>"You
>constantly pursue solutions to social conditions that seem to be unjust,
>disordered or chaotic... [Of course, the lack of the theories he
>postulated was itself a disordered, chaotic situation -- he cured it!]


He cured chaotic social conditions? I don't think so.

>
>Your dramatic qualities ideally suit you to be the spokesman for change
>or adjustment.. [Work for refugees, the Jewish question, fighting
>Hitler, Pacifism, etc.]

After the letter to Roosevelt, Einstein had little more to do with the
Manhattan project.

Most physicists at the time were pacifists. Oppenheimer springs to
mind.


> You are drawn to complex subjects such as
>mysticism, yoga, and the occult which you understand easily." [Include
>with "occult" the Big Bang Theory and the 3rd Law of Thermodynamics and
>othersuch!!]

The big bang is not an occult theory. Einstein did not have much to
do with it at all.


>"Your strong psychic abilities serve you even when you
>aren't aware of it. This is probably the key to your ability to sense
>immediately what is right or wrong about a situation." [And fathom
>complexities in searching for solutions!]


Notice you added your own bit there huh?

>"You don't have to make a
>logical appraisal or a deductive analysis to arrive at solutions to
>problems. Some people might even regard you as a mystic, since you
>always seem to have the right answer when posed with a problem." Yes,
>the right answers about what makes the Universe tick!
>

Einstein did not always have the right answer to the problem. It was
years worth of painstaking trial and error that got him through. Then
after he published both theories, he had a smaller amount to
contribute (still,, a genius).

> Oh, why not one more? We did #5 so now let's skip down to:
>
>
>> *5: Saturn (Pis) Con (Pis) Fortune - orb: a1:31' - power: 5.84
>> 6: Mars (Cap) Tri (Tau) Pluto - orb: s2:11' - power: 5.68
>
>
>MARS in Capricorn in a trine (120 degree when exact) aspect to PLUTO in
>Taurus. What does the energetic, feisty, red planet of Mars, the "War
>God" of ancient times, do in such a man as Einstein when it was in a
>harmonious trine aspect to the outer planet, Pluto? According to
>Sakoian and Acker again, pg. 403-404, "Penetrating insight and realism
>are combined with the will and the power to act. In some cases there is
>an interest in advanced forms of science, such as the use of atomic
>energy. When the natives are highly developed, they can wield occult
>forces for the benefit of humanity.... They know no fear and cannot be
>intimidated by threats or danger.. Some have a dynamic attitude toward
>life. They are more than normally aware of life as a flux of energy
>rathern than as a set of static conditions. ... They have the ability to
>recharge their strength by drawing energies from higher spiritual sources."

Amazing that this was all written *after* einstein isn't it? It's
called "lets make it look like we know what we are talking about"

>
>You tekkies who have been bad-mouthing Astrology are really idiots, do
>you know that? If you read what I am posting -- what Master Astronomer
>Min has been posting -- you cannot help being intrigued! Soon you will
>start reading up on and reseaching this subject a bit more and then you
>will apply yourself to the Mother of the Sciences, Astrology, where your
>mind power can fulfill itself by combining Astronomy with a Mysticism
>that is valid and productive because you can evaluate everyone and
>anyone by knowing how to use it. --E.A.


Rev, you wouldn't happen to actually *be* Danny Min would you? I mean
I've ben trying to bring to his attention the fact that half of the
worlds population has not disappeared as he claimed it would.

Now,

would you care to have me give you the birth data of someone you would
not know, have no idea about, and have you come up with a profile?

I'll give you 3 people. How's that.

Alternatively, take it to the JREF, I can help you fill out the forms
if you like, because you would not need to run a dollar a minute phone
line if you won a million buckaroonies.

--

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Ed Augusts wrote:

> Nomen Nescio wrote:
> >
> > "Astrology has always been deeply imbedded into all
> > of our ancient influence Astrology is a science in
> > itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge.
> > It taught me many things, and I am greatly indebted
> > to it. It is like a life-giving elixir for mankind."
> >
> > Albert Einstein was born in Ulm, Deutschland
> >
> > LMT: 11:30:00 14-Mar-1879
> > UTC: 10:49:59 14-Mar-1879
> > TDT-UT: -5.2 sec
> > Julian Day: 2407422.95139
> > Sidereal Time: 22h 56m 44s
> > Metonic calendar: 19 Adar 5639
> > Mayan Long count: 12.13.4.5.0
> > (baktun.katun.tun.uinal.kin)
> > Haab: 13 Pax
> > Tzolkin: 11 Ahau
> >
>
> OK YOU GENIUSES OUT THERE AMONG THE SKEPTICS AND THE SCOFFERS, HOW DO
> YOU EXPLAIN THIS???
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co·in·ci·dence (k-ns-dns, -dns)
n.

The state or fact of occupying the same relative position or area in space.
A sequence of events that although accidental seems to have been planned or
arranged.


Raymond Karczewski

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Oct 29, 2000, 9:17:56 PM10/29/00
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There's also:

Main Entry: gull·ible
Variant(s): also gull·able /'g&-l&-b&l/
Function: adjective
Date: 1818
: easily duped (or cheated)

Spamster

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Oct 29, 2000, 10:54:26 PM10/29/00
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Raymond Karczewski wrote:

That would be Ed's "customers".


God - Moderator of alt.hackers.malicious

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Oct 29, 2000, 11:09:08 PM10/29/00
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Just to help things, I took the liberty of plotting Albert Einstein's
Biorhythm chart for the next month. According to this, we should
expect him top start rolling in his grave Thu Nov 16, 2000.


Your birthday: Mar 14, 1879
Today's date: Oct 29, 2000

You were born 44424 days (121.629 years) ago.

P = Physical cycle.
E = Emotional cycle.
M = Mental cycle.
| = axis - critical area.


Date (-) (0) (+)

Tue Oct 24, 2000 | M E P
Wed Oct 25, 2000 | ME P
Thu Oct 26, 2000 | E M P
Fri Oct 27, 2000 E PM
Sat Oct 28, 2000 E | P M
Today E | P M
Mon Oct 30, 2000 E P | M
Tue Oct 31, 2000 E P | M
Wed Nov 1, 2000 E P | M
Thu Nov 2, 2000 E P | M
Fri Nov 3, 2000 E P | M
Sat Nov 4, 2000 E | M
Sun Nov 5, 2000 PE | M
Mon Nov 6, 2000 P E | M
Tue Nov 7, 2000 P E | M
Wed Nov 8, 2000 P E |M
Thu Nov 9, 2000 PE M|
Fri Nov 10, 2000 M E
Sat Nov 11, 2000 M | EP
Sun Nov 12, 2000 M | E P
Mon Nov 13, 2000 M | E P
Tue Nov 14, 2000 M | E P
Wed Nov 15, 2000 M | EP
Thu Nov 16, 2000 M | E
Fri Nov 17, 2000 M | P E
Sat Nov 18, 2000 M | P E
Sun Nov 19, 2000 M | P E
Mon Nov 20, 2000 M | P E
Tue Nov 21, 2000 M | P E
Wed Nov 22, 2000 M P | E
Thu Nov 23, 2000 M | E
Fri Nov 24, 2000 P M E
Sat Nov 25, 2000 P E M
Sun Nov 26, 2000 P E | M
Mon Nov 27, 2000 P E | M
Tue Nov 28, 2000 P E | M
Wed Nov 29, 2000 EP | M
Thu Nov 30, 2000 E P | M
Fri Dec 1, 2000 E P | M
Sat Dec 2, 2000 E P | M

--

**********************************************
Kristopher K. Barrett, God-Moderator of A.H.M.
mhm26x22 Meow!

"Silly boy, Mexico is part of Africa."
- Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne

Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est
**********************************************

Rattl...@infoave.net

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Oct 30, 2000, 12:02:18 AM10/30/00
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LOL! Hey, let me help! I can give you Einstein's EKG and Brainwave scan for the
next 6 months (or longer, but no guarantees!). It looks something like this:

Heartrate: ___________________________________________

Brainwave pattern: _____________________________________

Happy to help out! Hey, this ass-troll-ogy stuff IS fun!

Enjoy the elections!
Brandon Luffman

"God - Moderator of alt.hackers.malicious" wrote:

> <snip-ola!>

Tex

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Oct 31, 2000, 4:33:34 PM10/31/00
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<Rattl...@InfoAve.Net> wrote in message
news:39FD00DA...@InfoAve.Net...

As an impressionable young man with a liking for gadgets and what
not I started coding a Biorhythm program into an early hand held
computer. Friends, relatives and colleagues asked me for fresh
printouts each week. Several folks were convinced that her at least
was something real. Several women in their early 30's even gave me
their true birthdays exposing their 40+ age to me, at that time a
young early 20's ;^))

6 Weeks passed. I was the star of the office. I decided to tweak
the program to display a different way. Upon close examination of
the code I suddenly realised I had made a '-1' into a '+1'. I was
stunned. How come the thing ran at all?

I corrected the program and ran up the data from several peoples
dates. In my innocence I told them about the mistake! I was hated
with vehemence by several folks <g>. They thought I had played a
trick on them. You see the difference it made was the th esine curve
was completely inverse on one line. There would rarely be
correlation between the two waves. Yet those colleagues had started
to believe in it. So had I!

So much for the 'science' of the Biorhythm.


Optional Identity

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Nov 1, 2000, 6:13:53 PM11/1/00
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On the old <pre-MEOW> calander: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 22:08:39 -0500, The
obvious Troll: Spamster <u...@ftc.guv> Expectorated this attention
seeking statement of mindless opinion into the Aethyr of
alt.usenet.kooks:

What is the co-incidence? What am I missing here?

OI
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space-pen (a biro that does not rely on gravity: it uses compressed
gas). The russians used pencils."
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