An Open Letter To The Grim Reaper

Loaf of Bread

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Jan 21, 2010, 10:41:29 AM1/21/10

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Dear Grim Reaper,

So far last year, you have taken away
my favourite dancer, Michael Jackson,
my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze,
my favourite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
my favourite comedian, Soupy Sales,
my favourite pitchman, Billy Mays and
my favourite sidekick, Ed McMahon.

Just so you know, my favourite politician is Ed Stelmach.

Thank you

PV

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Jan 21, 2010, 10:44:44 AM1/21/10

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LOL....good one!

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PV

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Sharx35

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Jan 21, 2010, 6:55:17 PM1/21/10

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"Loaf of Bread" <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7500008b-dc1e-4832...@e37g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...

Who is your favourite poster?

snowman

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Jan 21, 2010, 8:21:03 PM1/21/10

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I think it's about high time that he put Cher back in her sarcophagus as
well...

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John Fleming

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Jan 21, 2010, 11:05:25 PM1/21/10

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On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:55:17 GMT, while chained to a desk in
the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $"Loaf of Bread" <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> $news:7500008b-dc1e-4832...@e37g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
> $> Dear Grim Reaper,
> $>
> $> So far last year, you have taken away
> $> my favourite dancer, Michael Jackson,
> $> my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze,
> $> my favourite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
> $> my favourite comedian, Soupy Sales,
> $> my favourite pitchman, Billy Mays and
> $> my favourite sidekick, Ed McMahon.
> $>
> $> Just so you know, my favourite politician is Ed Stelmach.
> $>
> $> Thank you
> $
> $Who is your favourite poster?

I can think of three or four.

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John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada

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And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

John Fleming

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Jan 21, 2010, 11:08:07 PM1/21/10

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On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:21:03 -0700, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium snowman <x@x.x> wrote:

> $Loaf of Bread wrote:
> $> Dear Grim Reaper,
> $>
> $> So far last year, you have taken away
> $> my favourite dancer, Michael Jackson,
> $> my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze,
> $> my favourite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
> $> my favourite comedian, Soupy Sales,
> $> my favourite pitchman, Billy Mays and
> $> my favourite sidekick, Ed McMahon.
> $>
> $> Just so you know, my favourite politician is Ed Stelmach.
> $>
> $> Thank you
> $

> $I think it's about high time that he put Cher back in her sarcophagus as
> $well...

She is into her 60s, so the odds of the Grim Reaper picking
her off increases rapidly every year.

Mind you, I didn't mind her in "Moonstruck".

Mr.Smartypants

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Jan 22, 2010, 12:06:25 PM1/22/10

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On Jan 21, 4:55 pm, "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "Loaf of Bread" <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote in messagenews:7500008b-dc1e-4832...@e37g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...

>
>
>
>
>
> > Dear Grim Reaper,
>
> > So far last year, you have taken away
> > my favourite dancer, Michael Jackson,
> > my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze,
> > my favourite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
> > my favourite comedian, Soupy Sales,
> > my favourite pitchman, Billy Mays and
> > my favourite sidekick, Ed McMahon.
>
> > Just so you know, my favourite politician is Ed Stelmach.
>
> > Thank you
>

> Who is your favourite poster?-

Gotta be Yads.

Loaf of Bread

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Jan 22, 2010, 12:07:53 PM1/22/10

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On Jan 22, 10:06 am, "Mr.Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com>
wrote:

Agreed. Maybe the Grim Reaper will pay him a visit.

Canuck57

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Jan 22, 2010, 8:08:57 PM1/22/10

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On 21/01/2010 9:08 PM, John Fleming wrote:
> On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:21:03 -0700, while chained to a desk
> in the scriptorium snowman<x@x.x> wrote:
>> $Loaf of Bread wrote:
>> $> Dear Grim Reaper,
>> $>
>> $> So far last year, you have taken away
>> $> my favourite dancer, Michael Jackson,
>> $> my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze,
>> $> my favourite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
>> $> my favourite comedian, Soupy Sales,
>> $> my favourite pitchman, Billy Mays and
>> $> my favourite sidekick, Ed McMahon.
>> $>
>> $> Just so you know, my favourite politician is Ed Stelmach.
>> $>
>> $> Thank you
>> $
>> $I think it's about high time that he put Cher back in her sarcophagus as
>> $well...
>
> She is into her 60s, so the odds of the Grim Reaper picking
> her off increases rapidly every year.
>
> Mind you, I didn't mind her in "Moonstruck".

And I sure liked the video she did here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEszTzdUMcY

The Doctor

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Jan 22, 2010, 8:22:17 PM1/22/10

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In article <R_r6n.1928$aU4...@newsfe13.iad>,

Anyone for Goldfinger?
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John Fleming

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Jan 22, 2010, 9:35:08 PM1/22/10

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On Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:08:57 -0700, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium Canuck57 <Canu...@nospam.com> wrote:

> $On 21/01/2010 9:08 PM, John Fleming wrote:
> $> On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:21:03 -0700, while chained to a desk
> $> in the scriptorium snowman<x@x.x> wrote:
> $>> $Loaf of Bread wrote:
> $>> $> Dear Grim Reaper,

> $>> $>
> $>> $> So far last year, you have taken away

> $>> $> my favourite dancer, Michael Jackson,
> $>> $> my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze,
> $>> $> my favourite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
> $>> $> my favourite comedian, Soupy Sales,
> $>> $> my favourite pitchman, Billy Mays and
> $>> $> my favourite sidekick, Ed McMahon.

> $>> $>
> $>> $> Just so you know, my favourite politician is Ed Stelmach.
> $>> $>
> $>> $> Thank you
> $>> $
> $>> $I think it's about high time that he put Cher back in her sarcophagus as

> $>> $well...
> $>
> $> She is into her 60s, so the odds of the Grim Reaper picking
> $> her off increases rapidly every year.
> $>
> $> Mind you, I didn't mind her in "Moonstruck".
> $
> $And I sure liked the video she did here:
> $
> $http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEszTzdUMcY

That's fairly suggestive outfit she has on too. No wonder
all those sailors are so excited. ;)