More BaDad Jokes

[David Leippe]

“I stopped at a little roadside shack that said ‘Lobster tales $5.’ I gave the guy five bucks and he said ‘once upon a time in a far-off land, there was a lobster…'”

“A woman in labor yells, ‘Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Don’t! Can’t!” The doctor tells her husband, ‘Don’t worry, those are just contractions.'”

“I told my wife I was building a model of Mount Everest. She asked, ‘Is it to scale?’ I replied, ‘No, it’s to look at.'”

[rayr...@aol.com]

Dave-Very nice...

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