Christmas-Time is Here! (the WNN-Ad-Indicator)

[Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)]

     No, it's not the presence of "Way-too-early Christmas decorations" stories, it's always the WNN ADS that tell you when the season has started.  At one time you could rely on the SOUL CHRISTMAS album to herald the season, but this year I'm seeing the "Creosote Sweeping Log".  I mean, there's a VERY OBVIOUS REASON why you'd want to clear the creosote out of the fireplace where you've hung your Christmas Stockings! ;-)

-Doug Elrod (dr...@cornell.edu)

  P.S.  Hmmm, I guess today is National Anchor Hair-Straightening Day? :-)