Kemi Badenoch: I don't identify as Nigerian any more

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Cornelius Hamelberg

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Aug 6, 2025, 8:21:32 AMAug 6
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I intuit that K.B. has thereby annoyed a great many

of her former countrymen and countrywomen.


Oxfam? I may be wrong: 

back then, as Linton put it, Inglan is a bitch 

and added “the conservative party is not so hearty


I understand that it’s a very sensitive issue : she's

the leader of the Conservative Party, she herself, 

not a British bulldog exactly - like Churchill  - speak less

of a “toothless bulldog “. She no longer identifies as Nigerian

she wants to be the next prime minister of Great Britain, i.e.

of Merry England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales 

inherit the mantle of of her idol Margaret Thatcher -

projecting herself as some kind of iron lady, Lady Shakara ,

like Black iron in Zion, coming off as anti-immigration


Ah - some of these children of the Diaspora

“ she misses home and her boots are sore 

she has not got no roots no more “ 


The only problem of course is that Great Britain 

is not yet ready for their first black & beautiful 

female to declare 10 Downing Street as her official 

residence and that’s one of the many reasons why

 the Conservative Party is currently doing so badly

 at the opinion polls…

 

Hopefully, her story 

is  not supposed to 

parallel the parable of 

Romulus and Remus


I’m assuming that whether or not she 

“no longer identifies as Nigerian any more” 

in her heart of hearts, she is still Yoruba 


Reminds me of a Jewish joke which culminates in the mother asking her son,

Benjamin, tell me, are you still circumcised?”


Does the truth have to be defended?

I should think not. Old Bill himself disguised 

as Polonius (not Cornelius Adebayo) did say 


This above all - to thine own self be true, 

And it must follow, as the night the day,

Thou canst not then be false to any man.”


Writing a memoir could be a difficult task even 

for Michael  Heseltine (cover to cover the only Tory

memoir I’ve read so far) but I daresay that the kind 

of memoir currently percolating in her head -

” and the truth shall set you free”  - bearing in mind that back then

there were no slaves / kidnapped Africans in Merry England, in

response to her submission “ I don't identify as Nigerian any more!”

- and mind you, egusi soup by any other name would taste as sweet,

this is part of what Kemi - British to the bootstraps, the brassieres 

& underwear could be likely to chirp :


“I was expecting an avalanche of critical responses

to land on my head, in tune with what Malcolm X once

said about our folks over there in the United States 

who erroneously believe that they or their ancestors 

had been on board The Mayflower with The Pilgrim Fathers 

when the ship docked at Plymouth Rock. 


Malcolm:


 "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, 

my brothers and sisters - Plymouth Rock

 was landed on us ! ”


In her own defence and self exoneration 👍

whilst others chant Nigeria We Hail Thee 

she too is entitled to sing And Still I Rise




On Wednesday, 6 August 2025 at 14:21:32 UTC+2 Cornelius Hamelberg wrote:
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