I swear I cannot make this up.
Tommy Callahan, in a move that tells you all you need to know about his decision making skills if you weren't already convinced by his original screw up, decided to talk to "Inside Edition" to "tell his side of the story".
On Twitter, someone asked Ken White (aka Popehat, a criminal defense attorney) "What would your reaction be upon hearing, from a client who did something like this, words like 'so, I did an interview with Inside Edition telling my side'?"
Ken's response: "Keep writing zeros, asshole."