CW: '23-24 upfront haiku *maple-leaf edition*

[Brad Beam]

I AM (Su 8)

"Ditch Sunday reruns,

Let's air documentaries,"

Nexstar decided

 

SON OF A CRITCH (Tu 8)

Gen-X Newf. & Lab.

22-minute memoir:

"My father, myself"

 

RUN THE 'BURBS (Tu 830)

The Ceeb grows rich on

C-Dub's inconvenience

(They have suburbs too?)

 

CHILDREN RUIN EVERYTHING (Tu 9)

You think they're bad now?

Just wait until you meet their

Degrassi classmates

 

EVERYONE ELSE BURNS (Tu 930)

Fundamentalists

Await their Saviour (They, Them)

While raising their kids

 

SULLIVAN'S CROSSING (W 8)

It's C(anada)-Dub

Maritime neurosurgeon

"Gilmore" Luke's your dad

 

SPENCER SISTERS (W 9)

Womanitoba

You're too young to be her mom

It's "Murder, They Wrote"

 

F-GIRL ISLAND (mid)

Want equality?

Feminists rejoice! … ? (Protest?)

Reality bites

 

 

TAH, for now.