Opening All External Links Found in the Body of Tiddler

[h0p3]

This is a shot in the dark, but does anyone have a one-click method for opening all external links contained in the body of a tiddler? Due to my poor willpower, it's common for me to have large clusters of links in a tiddler that I'd want to open all at once. While there are browser extensions that allow one to open sets of links copied to the clipboard (as well as drag-selecting to open all contained links), I was hoping to have the function embedded in the wiki instead. In my fantasies, I'd also have a button in my browser to export the URLs in a window or container straight into a tiddler (save that externalized cognition for a rainy day). RAM is expensive, and bookmarking/link-hoarding is an anxious drug-hobby.