Hello!

[Jeremy Shields]

Hello All,

My name is Jeremy Shields, and thank you for accepting me into the group. I am excited to be a part of such an exciting venture!

I have a ton of interests, and hope I can provide useful info/skills. My background is... varied. I was a chef for 15 years, have a MS in Environmental Science, I taught science classes at the college level, am a registered sanitarian with the state of Texas, and perhaps my proudest achievement, when asked what his dad does my son said (after a moment of contemplation) he fixes things. I spent a year remodeling a house. I love woodworking, and would like to use the space to build more. I have tools to contribute if needed/desired. I also got A+ certified and build computers from time to time. 

 I am a science nerd, and love a good science joke/pun. 

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0 K now.

I look forward to meeting you all.

Cheers,

Jeremy 

[john vanhoozer]

No, I didn't hear about that guy...  But, I did have a friend that had his whole left side amputated....  He's all right now.

Glad to have you, Jeremy

[NativeTexan210]

AH HAHAHAHAHA. I love you both now. Those were great.

Not very sciency, but very dad joke...I was training a new driver recently. We were at a red light next to...I think it was San Fernando Cemetery. Castroville Rd at Gen McMullen. Anyway, I looked to our right and said, as I pointed at the cemetery "You know why they had to put that fence up?" "Nuh uh. Why?" "Cause people were dying to get in!" "Oh." *then it clicks* I felt like a success right then. Can't wait until I have a kid of my own to try them on. :-p

[john vanhoozer]

I think my favorite Dad Joke event was when I was in the car with my step-Daughter and her friend.  Friend had banged up her ankle that day, so I told her, "As soon as you get home, ice it.  And then tomorrow, put heat on it.  The first is to keep the swelling from getting to bad, then once it stops swelling, the heat will help dissolve any swelling."

She looks at me from the back seat (I see her in the rear view mirror) and says, "Oh, are you a doctor?"

And, of course, I answer, "No.  But I play one on TV."

So, she asks, "Oh, so you're an actor?"

My reply... "No, I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV."

the vapor lock that ensued was funny enough that I almost had to pull over.

[Jose V]

Cheesy and old but still great:

I was going to make a sodium joke but Na

On Tuesday, October 17, 2017 at 3:48:17 PM UTC-5, Jeremy Shields wrote:

[tookys3]

Oh god, the dad jokes, they burn!!!

The most annoying joke my dad uses is that any time you ask him to pass the ketchup he replies, "sorry we only have tomato kethcup"

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Date: 10/18/17 9:17 AM (GMT-06:00)

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Subject: [10BitWorks] Re: Hello!

I think my favorite Dad Joke event was when I was in the car with my step-Daughter and her friend.  Friend had banged up her ankle that day, so I told her, "As soon as you get home, ice it.  And then tomorrow, put heat on it.  The first is to keep the swelling from getting to bad, then once it stops swelling, the heat will help dissolve any swelling."

She looks at me from the back seat (I see her in the rear view mirror) and says, "Oh, are you a doctor?"

And, of course, I answer, "No.  But I play one on TV."

So, she asks, "Oh, so you're an actor?"

My reply... "No, I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV."

the vapor lock that ensued was funny enough that I almost had to pull over.

On Wednesday, October 18, 2017 at 1:50:12 AM UTC-5, NativeTexan210 wrote:

AH HAHAHAHAHA. I love you both now. Those were great.

Not very sciency, but very dad joke...I was training a new driver recently. We were at a red light next to...I think it was San Fernando Cemetery. Castroville Rd at Gen McMullen. Anyway, I looked to our right and said, as I pointed at the cemetery "You know why they had to put that fence up?" "Nuh uh. Why?" "Cause people were dying to get in!" "Oh." *then it clicks* I felt like a success right then. Can't wait until I have a kid of my own to try them on. :-p

On Tuesday, October 17, 2017 at 4:51:56 PM UTC-5, john vanhoozer wrote:

No, I didn't hear about that guy...  But, I did have a friend that had his whole left side amputated....  He's all right now.

Glad to have you, Jeremy

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