If you are doing the Distinguished Gentlemen's Ride this year, good for you! If you aren't, you could ease the crushing guilt by supporting my team and the Colorado Springs event here:
https://www.gentlemansride.com/rider/Beaker This is an annual event wherein we don silly old clothes, wear silly old beards, ride old motorcycles and raise money for the Movember Foundation. I would greatly appreciate any donations to the cause!