The Lone Wolf allowed himself to be lured into another ride (that he would be forced to plan) with the Platypus Rider. As we met up in the parking lot, I expressed my dismay over his choice of Rivendell.
“You brought the Hunq?!” I asked, incredulous. “This is not what we do. We ride the Sam and the Racing Platypus together, and when you ride the Hunq I ride the GREEN Platypus!”
The Lone Wolf rolled his eyes skyward and mumbled something about Godzillas. (See Bike Snob’s Velotaxonomy for explanation.)
“You have never said this, ever,” he argued.
“I shouldn’t have to tell you,” I countered.
“I was going to bring the Soma mixte,” he said.
Flabbergasted, I said, “Well then what would I be riding?! My Clem?”
“No,” he said, “Mixtes. We’d ride mixtes.”
After that minor disagreement, we set off. The plan was to connect to a local bike trail that would wend its way through some nature and spit us out in downtown Kalamazoo. There is a pilot project for 2-way bike lanes that we wanted to try. Also downtown is a new coffee shop, which we were just as eager to visit.
1. I was not expecting to find this in the middle of the woods on our trail. Has anyone seen Outlander? I waited to be transported back to the 1800s. These pillars are somebody’s art, but I don’t know the story.
2.&3. The Eye of Sauron! Especially apt since there’s a Rivendell in the scene.
4.&5. Our pair of Rivs parked outside the coffee shop. You can see the metal wavy structure which is the pilot project for a 2-way bike lane.
We cycled through the city and returned home by a different route. We passed the candy store, which always offers a riddle. “Why is it dangerous to play outside when it’s raining cats and dogs?” I’m still trying to figure it out, but I did get the last one, which I then recited to the Lone Wolf.
“Why don’t teddy bears eat dessert? Because they’re always stuffed!”
The Lone Wolf rolled his eyes skyward, making a silent vow to leave the Platypus Rider behind next time.
I, as always, had a wonderful time and cannot wait to badger @marcirwin5 into doing this again.