Okay, that's hilarious.
Users: Can we send email?
Google: Nah. Sending email is too hard. You have to use a 3rd party for that.
Users: Aren't you the same company that makes gmail, the most popular email service on the planet?
Google: Yeah. What's your point?
Users: Never mind. Can we search for text in our databases?
Google: Nah. Search is too hard. You have to use a 3rd party for that.
Users: Wait. Is this the same google that is literally the largest search provider on the planet?
Google: Yeah, that's us.
Users: But search is too hard to provide in your cloud services platform.
Google: Right. You can do a feature request for it.
Users: Do you implement features we request?
Google: Generally, no. But we do take away features like mail and search, and then you can request that we give them back.
Users: Which you will never do.
Google: Correct.
The mind boggles.