AG, your "last word" is just another rehash of misunderstandings wrapped in feigned profundity. Let’s address it directly:
1. "The paradox exists if one assumes the car fits and doesn’t fit at the same time":
This is not the paradox at all—it’s a strawman. The frames disagree about whether the car fits due to their differing simultaneity, which is exactly what special relativity predicts. There’s no shared universal time or clock between frames, so no contradiction exists.
2. "Disagreement on simultaneity just shows fitting and not fitting cannot occur simultaneously":
Correct, and this is the resolution. The frames disagree on the timing of events, which fully explains why one sees the car fitting and the other doesn’t. This disagreement is the heart of relativity, not a flaw.
3. "It really doesn’t resolve the paradox":
Yes, it does. The so-called paradox is fully resolved when simultaneity is accounted for. If you’re still clinging to the idea that there’s some deeper contradiction, it’s because you’re stuck on pre-relativistic notions of absolute time and space.
4. "It depends on relativity showing the car can and cannot fit regardless of time":
No, it doesn’t. Relativity shows that the car fits in the garage’s frame and doesn’t fit in the car’s frame, with both perspectives being valid within their own simultaneity. This is not contradictory—it’s precisely how SR works.
What "surely seems inherently contradictory" is only so because you refuse to fully grasp how relativity dismantles classical intuitions. The paradox is resolved; the only thing that persists is your refusal to let it go.