Please send your fake definition of HAPTEN to emallach at verizon dot net by 9 am North America EDT on Friday, April 29 - a bit more than 46 hours from now. Don't Reply to this message without changing your reply's To field, or you'll send your fake to all of us.
If you know what HAPTEN means, please let me know ASAP the same way. If enough people know it, I'll find another word.