Found somewhere in the dictionary between snallygaster and snash is:
*** SNARGE ***
Please send me your fabulous, fanciful, fictitious, fairy-tale, fabricated, false, fantastical, forged, fabled, far fetched, fraudulent, flimflam, feigned, fanatical, and figmental fake definitions for SNARGE by email to widdis (at) dixonary (dot) net.
I’ll set a deadline in 36 hours, at 9:30pm PST on Sunday January 25, after returning home from a sportsball game in which my team will have possibly won the game sending them to the Super Bowl (in which case I may be celebrating and the defs will be delayed). Or, if they lost I'll try to post the definitions through dejected tears.
For those of you rooting for other sportsball teams and/or in other time zones, that deadline works out to Monday January 26 at 12:30 am EST at the US Naval Observatory in Washington DC, 5:30 am UTC/GMT on the International Space Station and at the Greenwich Meridian and elsewhere in the UK, 6:30 am CET at la Méridienne de France and in most of Europe, and 6:30 pm NZDT at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station and in New Zealand.