UR Funny David!!!!!!!!!
FYI - a while ago on here there was a Thread about printing SMALL using FDM. And, one CAN go Small - but, printer MUST be Dialed in - AND - you would really need to use a 0.2mm or even a 0.1mm nozzle - and things also then get more complicated - and the chances of Jams go WAY Up Quickly! At least AFAIK.
Darrell on here - he had posted pics of printing small...
Of course, if you got to be friends with someone who HAS a Resin printer - then you can get prints without owning one...
-K