[LIGHTER] Texas, America's Canada

[Joseph Nebus]

80,000 pounds of walnuts stolen:

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/80000-Pounds-of-Walnuts-Stolen-176436561.html

Authorities are investigating two thefts of more than 80,000 pounds of walnuts from Northern California valued at about $300,000.

The Tehama County Sheriff's Office received a call from a freight brokerage firm on Friday reporting that a 40,000-pound truckload of walnuts never arrived in Miami as they were supposed to.

Authorities believe the culprit is the same person who also picked up another load of walnuts (each load weighing 40,000 pounds) days earlier from Los Molinos. Those walnuts were intended for Texas, but also disappeared.

[Doug Elrod]

Aha!  Does DANNY THOMAS have an alibi???

(see <http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query="it+may+look+like+a+walnut">)

-Doug Elrod (dr...@cornell.edu)
  Suddenly HITCHHIKING becomes MUCH MORE DIFFICULT! :-)

[Jim Ellwanger]

On Oct 30, 2012, at 10:11 PM, Doug Elrod wrote:

> Aha! Does DANNY THOMAS have an alibi???
>
> (see <http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query="it+may+look+like+a+walnut">)

The world is a carousel of walnuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN2AtomRKgU#t=7m15s

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Jim Ellwanger <trai...@ellwanger.tv>
<http://www.ellwanger.tv>

[Steven Otte]

That's crazy. That's wacky. That's just... I don't have the words.

If the Canadians hadn't recovered that stolen load of maple syrup, I'd
suspect a pancake-based conspiracy.

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