OT: Wanking
Chocolate Chimney Sweep®
Anyone ambidextrous?
Philip
Chunky
"Chocolate Chimney Sweep®" <Phi...@MYARSEpmurphy.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
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> I use my left hand.
>
> Anyone ambidextrous?
>
> Philip
>
>
Some of us don't have a choice.
I *have* to use both hands, or it flaps about on the floor.
:-)
Chunks
Chunky
"Chunky" <ry...@sinister.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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... That is, as to say, when the wife won't do it for me :-)
Chunks
Colin Wilson
> ... That is, as to say, when the wife won't do it for me :-)
With her mouth
<< markww >>
but surely that defeats the point of wanking?
Colin Wilson
> >>>> do it for me :-)
> > With her mouth
> but surely that defeats the point of wanking?
Perhaps, but i`ll go for it everytime !
Damon
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> Some of us don't have a choice.
> I *have* to use both hands, or it flaps about on the floor.
>
>:-)
>
> Chunks
Is that because you can't get hard?
Oh flaps, I thought you said flops, anyway you should stop lying face down
on the floor when wanking then it wouldn't
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Celeborn
<Phi...@MYARSEpmurphy.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>I use my left hand.
>
>Anyone ambidextrous?
I can write with both hands ;)
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<{---Celeborn---}>
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Why put off 'til tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?
the mekon
> "Chunky" <ry...@sinister.freeserve.co.uk> spurted the following
> news:ai16qs $10513i$1...@ID-116425.news.dfncis.de:
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>> Some of us don't have a choice.
>> I *have* to use both hands, or it flaps about on the floor.
>>
>> :-)
>>
>> Chunks
>
> Is that because you can't get hard?
> Oh flaps, I thought you said flops, anyway you should stop lying face
> down on the floor when wanking then it wouldn't
you idiot, he was on about his sperms. I hope he washes his hand
afterwards.
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MC
<Phi...@MYARSEpmurphy.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
Aren't you supposed to change hands each month, or the little fellah
will get a pronounced curve....?
Colin Wilson
> I can write with both hands ;)
The yellow snow variety ?
Paul Irvine
<Phi...@MYARSEpmurphy.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>I use my left hand.
>
>Anyone ambidextrous?
>
Yep...
99 and change over without a loss of speed!
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Paul
I hate the smell of fear......
High
"Celeborn" <cele...@lpuk.co.uk> wrote in message
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High
"Chocolate Chimney Sweep®" <Phi...@MYARSEpmurphy.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
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Celeborn
Don't need hands for that.
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<{---Celeborn---}>
>Welcome to the English Police State, leave your freedom outside.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Chunky
No. Just fairly good balance :-)
Chunks
Damon
> I swap hands at half time.
How do you know it is half time, I only know when it very nearly full
time but it is not the whistle that blows.
Tony Tupman
>"Celeborn" <cele...@lpuk.co.uk> wrote in message
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>> On Sun, 28 Jul 2002 17:35:57 +0100, "Chocolate Chimney Sweep®"
>> <Phi...@MYARSEpmurphy.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> >I use my left hand.
>> >
>> >Anyone ambidextrous?
>>
>> I can write with both hands ;)
>
>I can type with boht hndas, well almost. :-)
I write left handed, am left footed when it comes to football, play tennis,
snooker etc. left handed, but play golf, cricket, baseball right handed and
also play the guitar right handed. Go figure!
--
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"The cheerleader waves her cyanide wand
There's a smell of peach blossom and bitter almond"
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Gunther Gloop (was Nivek Edrof)
>
You do it during a football match?
Chunky
"Gunther Gloop (was Nivek Edrof)" <ne...@SPAMNOkevinforde.com> wrote in
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He must be a referee.. hence the well known phrase...
:-)
Chunks
Paul Irvine
So he's the bastard that does that down my trousers in the Spurs stand
Chunky
"Paul Irvine" <mclane...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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Thats disgusting....
"SPURS STAND" YEUK!
:-)
Chunks
(Up the Hammers!)
the mekon
I find it useful to look at a picture of Mo Mowlam at the change hands
point, it helps to 'keep the wolf from the door' so to speak.
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Stu
>
> "SPURS STAND" YEUK!
>
> :-)
>
> Chunks
> (Up the Hammers!)
It's funny, mentioning Hammers, Wanking and Wankers in the same sentence.
Goes hand in hand.
Stu
(Come on you Spurs)
Chunky
"Stu" <newsgroup...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
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How come? West ham is miles from soho.
;-)
Chunks
Stu
>
> I find it useful to look at a picture of Mo Mowlam at the change hands
> point, it helps to 'keep the wolf from the door' so to speak.
I've always had this thought of Lisa Reilly as you hit the vinegar
stroke.....
Works every time.
Stu
Chunky
What would happen if u thought of Lisa Tarbuck instead?
Stu
aww mate, I'm trying to stop hitting the vinegar stroke. I'm not trying to
chuck up....
Stu
the mekon
> On Mon, 29 Jul 2002 01:38:38 +0100, "High" <d.n...@lineone.net>
> wrote:
>
>> "Celeborn" <cele...@lpuk.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:rao8kug4lrqnk9gij...@4ax.com...
>>> On Sun, 28 Jul 2002 17:35:57 +0100, "Chocolate Chimney Sweep®"
>>> <Phi...@MYARSEpmurphy.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I use my left hand.
>>>>
>>>> Anyone ambidextrous?
>>>
>>> I can write with both hands ;)
>>
>> I can type with boht hndas, well almost. :-)
>
> I write left handed, am left footed when it comes to football, play
> tennis, snooker etc. left handed, but play golf, cricket, baseball
> right handed and also play the guitar right handed. Go figure!
I suspect that the left side of your brain is possessed but the devil
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the mekon
Damon
$110mqu$2...@ID-115312.news.dfncis.de:
> I find it useful to look at a picture of Mo Mowlam at the change hands
> point, it helps to 'keep the wolf from the door' so to speak.
Or think about the pedestrianisation of Norfolk city centre.
Ah haa
Damon
> Aren't you supposed to change hands each month, or the little fellah
> will get a pronounced curve....?
That's pronounced "cuuuurve"
anyway it is a genetic condition and is not caused by one handed panel beating.
Bill Clinton has it apparently
D
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Gunther Gloop (was Nivek Edrof)
Someone Like You
"Damon" <dshawcross...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "the mekon" <the_m...@yahoo.co.uk> spurted the following news:ai45tt
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> > I find it useful to look at a picture of Mo Mowlam at the change hands
> > point, it helps to 'keep the wolf from the door' so to speak.
>
> Or think about the pedestrianisation of Norfolk city centre.
Norfolk is a county. Unless you're American...in which case leave this
newsgroup.
There, that put you off didn't it...
the mekon
Newsgroup Bitch©
Not before time. Ever staggered around Norwich pissed? It's an art not being
run over.
I would like to stagger around with no traffic.
Stu
the mekon
Yes, but people don't realise that traders need access to Dixons
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Newsgroup Bitch©
>> Not before time. Ever staggered around Norwich pissed? It's an art
>> not being run over.
>> I would like to stagger around with no traffic.
>>
>> Stu
>
> Yes, but people don't realise that traders need access to Dixons
The latest idea is these raising posts. They let through the right people
but stop regular people driving through the town.
Anyway, since when is a Saturday afternoon a good time for deliveries?
Stu
Damon
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> Norfolk is a county. Unless you're American...in which case leave this
> newsgroup.
>
> There, that put you off didn't it...
>
I meant to write Norwich
Sorry for any offence
Damon
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> Not before time. Ever staggered around Norwich pissed? It's an art not
> being run over.
> I would like to stagger around with no traffic.
>
> Stu
Once got lost with the ex missus for 2 hours at night in Nottingham, knew we
were close to our hotel when we found the sausage she dropped out of her
hotdog just after we left the place. Are there no dogs or rats?
Jerry Brown
wrote:
>"Newsgroup Bitch©" <newsgroupbi...@hotpop.com> spurted the
>following news:ai6n1g$112l3v$1...@ID-140193.news.dfncis.de:
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>> Not before time. Ever staggered around Norwich pissed? It's an art not
>> being run over.
>> I would like to stagger around with no traffic.
>>
>> Stu
>
>Once got lost with the ex missus for 2 hours at night in Nottingham, knew we
>were close to our hotel when we found the sausage she dropped out of her
>hotdog just after we left the place. Are there no dogs or rats?
No, the crocs ate them all.
Jerry Brown
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