national kissing day...
TWhit16785
Heard yesterday was national kissing day....
so hope y'all kissed someone you love....
Will they have a national shagging day I wonder...grin..
or a national not today Ive got a headache day...sulk...
what do you think...
regards,
Wiz
jules
news:19990707142426...@ng-fp1.aol.com...
> Hi y'all...
>
> Heard yesterday was national kissing day....>
> so hope y'all kissed someone you love....
Does it *have* to be someone you love? I mean, are there actual rules to
kissing day?And I snogged quite a bit - is that considered kissing?
> Will they have a national shagging day I wonder...grin..
In our house, there is a Thrice Weekly Shagging Day. Sometimes more if the
below holiday isn't being observed!
>
> or a national not today Ive got a headache day...sulk...
Not just a holiday, but a religious event. <g>
--
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treatment and should not be trapped or shot or bred
for food or fur."
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Sharon
jules wrote in message <3783c...@news.netdirect.net.uk>...
>TWhit16785 <twhit...@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:19990707142426...@ng-fp1.aol.com...
>> Hi y'all...
>>
>> Heard yesterday was national kissing day....>
>> so hope y'all kissed someone you love....
>
>Does it *have* to be someone you love? I mean, are there actual rules to
>kissing day?And I snogged quite a bit - is that considered kissing?
>
>
>> Will they have a national shagging day I wonder...grin..
>
>In our house, there is a Thrice Weekly Shagging Day. Sometimes more if the
>below holiday isn't being observed!
>
>>
>> or a national not today Ive got a headache day...sulk...
>
>Not just a holiday, but a religious event. <g>
>
>
a kiss and a snog?
Sharon
Sharon
TWhit16785 wrote in message
>Hi y'all...
>
>Heard yesterday was national kissing day....
>
>so hope y'all kissed someone you love....
>
>
>
>
>
>regards,
>
>Wiz
Firstly you have gone all yankie (ooh er mrs) on us Wiz..
Well Tuesday for me was National Kissing Day, National Shagging Day and any
other National Whatsit Day that you can think of all rolled into one day and
jolly pleasant (!) it was too. *grin*
Stock up on paracetamol!
Sharon
JP
>
> Jules has raised an interesting point there. What is the difference between
> a kiss and a snog?
>
> Sharon
Tongues?
--
JP
I'm a soldier, not some love starved twit!!
-Celes Chere, FFVI
The Fourth Warrior
Sharon <love...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> jules wrote in message <3783c...@news.netdirect.net.uk>...
> >TWhit16785 <twhit...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >news:19990707142426...@ng-fp1.aol.com...
> >>
> >> Heard yesterday was national kissing day....>
> >> so hope y'all kissed someone you love....
> >
> >kissing day?And I snogged quite a bit - is that considered kissing?
> >
> >
> >
the
> >below holiday isn't being observed!
> >
> >>
> >
> >
> >
between
> a kiss and a snog?
>
> Sharon
>
>
Well, I know someone who could show you but.............................on
second thoughts maybe not..................
Mistress Jude
JP wrote in message <378490...@star.bris.ac.uk>...
>Sharon wrote:
>>
>
>> Jules has raised an interesting point there. What is the difference
between
>> a kiss and a snog?
>>
>> Sharon
>
>
>--
>JP
absolutely......
.....plus a bit of saliva, release of pheromones and for the orally inept,
the clashing of teeth. For the pubescent the locking of braces, for the
geriatric, swapping dentures. For Kiwi's, the taste of wool...for Metro
driver's, the taste of arse cheeks......
Jude
mark horsman
<love...@hotmail.com> writes
>>
>Jules has raised an interesting point there. What is the difference between
>a kiss and a snog?
>
--
mark horsman
The Fourth Warrior
Mistress Jude <mistre...@virgin.net> wrote in message
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> between
> >> a kiss and a snog?
> >>
> >
> >Tongues?
> >
> >--
> >JP
> absolutely......
>
> .....plus a bit of saliva, release of pheromones and for the orally inept,
> the clashing of teeth. For the pubescent the locking of braces, for the
> geriatric, swapping dentures. For Kiwi's, the taste of wool...for Metro
> driver's, the taste of arse cheeks......
>
> Jude
>
>
The Illustrated Man
>Sharon wrote:
>>
>
>> Jules has raised an interesting point there. What is the difference between
>> a kiss and a snog?
>>
>> Sharon
>
>Tongues?
Oh yeah!!, and I've got a tongue that's 10 inches long, and I've
learned to breath through me ears.
(Is snogging allowed on that bit ???)
The Illustrated Man
Dee
yup!!!!! ;)
D :)
Tim Miller
>
> In article <7m1gom$hno$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net>, Sharon
> <love...@hotmail.com> writes
> >>
> >a kiss and a snog?
> >
I won't have a snog for two weeks now.
Tim (tm)
--
Tim Miller
tm6...@bristol.ac.uk t...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk
http://www.bris.ac.uk/~tm6248 http://www.poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk
Sharon
Tim Miller wrote in message
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>mark horsman wrote:
>>
>> In article <7m1gom$hno$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net>, Sharon
>> <love...@hotmail.com> writes
>> >>
>> >Jules has raised an interesting point there. What is the difference
between
>> >a kiss and a snog?
>> >
>> A snog puts your tonsils in jeopardy.
>
>I won't have a snog for two weeks now.
>
Sharon
mark horsman
<love...@hotmail.com> writes
>>
>Oh Tim is your dog going to a kennel for a fortnight?
>
--
mark horsman
Sharon
mark horsman wrote in message ...
button .. :o)
I consider my hand smacked!
Sharon
Mistress Jude
mark horsman wrote in message ...
>In article <7m6ndr$h52$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>, Sharon
><love...@hotmail.com> writes
>>
>>Tim Miller wrote in message
>><378655E5...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
>>>I won't have a snog for two weeks now.
>>>
>>Oh Tim is your dog going to a kennel for a fortnight?
>>
>That is really not a very nice thing to say :)
>--
No but it's very funny...
Jude
mark horsman
<mistre...@virgin.net> writes
>No but it's very funny...
Not having met the dog in question, I couldn't possibly comment.
--
mark horsman
Tim Miller
>
> Tim Miller wrote in message
>
> >
> Oh Tim is your dog going to a kennel for a fortnight?
>
I don't even like dogs.
Steve Yerbury
<t...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk> writes
>Sharon wrote:
>>
>> Tim Miller wrote in message
>>
>> >I won't have a snog for two weeks now.
>> >
>> Oh Tim is your dog going to a kennel for a fortnight?
>>
>You are in *big* trouble now.
>
>I don't even like dogs.
>
>Tim (tm)
Not even French Poodles?
OO-la-la
--
Steve Yerbury
Listen to your lover carefully. Intimate pillow talk often carries a subtle
undercurrent of veiled hostility - Binky's guide to love.
Tim Miller
>
> >That is really not a very nice thing to say :)
> >--
> >mark horsman
>
Right, Jude, go and stand next to Sharon - I'll stone you both at the
same time ...
Tim Miller
>
> In article <7m9eag$n24$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net>, Mistress Jude
> <mistre...@virgin.net> writes
>
OK, people, back me up - Clare's not canine, is she?
Tim (tm)
--
Tim Miller
tm6248 at bristol.ac.uk tim at poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk
http://www.bris.ac.uk/~tm6248 http://www.poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk
Sue H
<t...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>mark horsman wrote:
>> In article <7m9eag$n24$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net>, Mistress Jude
>> <mistre...@virgin.net> writes
>> >No but it's very funny...
>>
>> Not having met the dog in question, I couldn't possibly comment.
>
>OK, people, back me up - Clare's not canine, is she?
Clare's lovely, and no she's not canine. And are you letting her loose
in here soon?
--
Sue H
Mistress Jude
Tim Miller wrote in message
>Mistress Jude wrote:
>>
>> >That is really not a very nice thing to say :)
>> >--
>> >mark horsman
>>
>
>same time ...
You're going to have to use a big, big rock for that....
Life of Brian springs to mind.
OK Sharon, safety in numbers and all...let's rush him
Jude
Mistress Jude
Ushas
<t...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk> babbled:
>OK, people, back me up - Clare's not canine, is she?
>
>Tim (tm)
Nope! Uhuh! Definitely not! No way!
*fiercely shaking head*
--
ushas
When I was little I learned not to trust the dog to look after my food when I went on the toilet.
to reply by mail remove "SPAMTRAP"
Sharon
Tim Miller wrote in message
<378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
>Mistress Jude wrote:
>>
>> >That is really not a very nice thing to say :)
>> >--
>> >mark horsman
>>
>> No but it's very funny...
>
>Right, Jude, go and stand next to Sharon - I'll stone you both at the
>same time ...
>
Yeah well Tim I think that leads nicely back to a thread of mine entitled Im
so stoned......
Sharon
(lighting up...)
Sharon
Mistress Jude wrote in message
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>
>Tim Miller wrote in message
><378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
>>Mistress Jude wrote:
>>>
>>> >That is really not a very nice thing to say :)
>>> >--
>>> >mark horsman
>>>
>>> No but it's very funny...
>>
>>Right, Jude, go and stand next to Sharon - I'll stone you both at the
>>same time ...
>
>
>Life of Brian springs to mind.
>OK Sharon, safety in numbers and all...let's rush him
>
>Jude
>
Sharon
(reminiscing......)
mark horsman
<S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
>Clare's lovely, and no she's not canine. And are you letting her loose
>in here soon?
Let her off the leash sort of thing?
--
mark horsman
The New Romantic
Tim Miller <t...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> mark horsman wrote:
> >
> > In article <7m9eag$n24$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net>, Mistress Jude
> > <mistre...@virgin.net> writes
> >
>
>
--
TNR
People will always be tempted to wipe their feet
On anything with welcome written over it.
The New Romantic
>
> Tim Miller wrote in message
> <378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
> >Mistress Jude wrote:
> >>
> >> >That is really not a very nice thing to say :)
> >> >--
> >> >mark horsman
> >>
> >
> >same time ...
>
>
> You're going to have to use a big, big rock for that....
> Life of Brian springs to mind.
> OK Sharon, safety in numbers and all...let's rush him
>
/J Cleese voice on
Right. Who threw that.
There aren't any women here are there?
/ J Cleese voice off
Matt Wicken
>
> Right, Jude, go and stand next to Sharon - I'll stone you both at the
> same time ...
>
Hmm..sounds like fun; getting stoned with Sharon!
--
Matt
IF CAP-FIT = "Y" THEN
PERFORM WEAR-IT
ELSE RETURN
END-IF.
Sue H
<ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
Oi! Have you got the wooden spoon there, perchance?
--
Sue H
Mistress Jude
Sharon wrote in message <7mg4nv$sqb$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>><378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
>>>Mistress Jude wrote:
>>You're going to have to use a big, big rock for that....
>>Life of Brian springs to mind.
>>OK Sharon, safety in numbers and all...let's rush him
>>
>>Jude
>>
>Jude you grab him and I'll kiss him... mmmm sounds like kiss chase!
>
>Sharon
>(reminiscing......)
OK... then we can either pull his pants down or give him a wedgy!!!
and then you can kiss him again....<boy's germs, boy's germs>
Jude
Mistress Jude
The New Romantic wrote in message ...
>
>Mistress Jude <mistre...@virgin.net> wrote in message
>news:7mfmdu$pkh$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net...
>>
>> <378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
>> >Mistress Jude wrote:
>> >>
>> You're going to have to use a big, big rock for that....
>> Life of Brian springs to mind.
>> OK Sharon, safety in numbers and all...let's rush him
>>
>
LMTO
>/J Cleese voice on
>Right. Who threw that.
/Cue ridiculously bearded Mob
"She did, she did <hysterical soprano to muffled baritone> he did, he did"
>There aren't any women here are there?
>/ J Cleese voice off
/Cue Mob
"No, no, no <squeals to grunts> no, no
Jude
Jehovah, Jehovah
Mistress Jude
Sharon wrote in message <7mg4nv$sqb$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>
>Mistress Jude wrote in message
><7mfmdu$pkh$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>
>><378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
>>>Mistress Jude wrote:
-----snip
>>You're going to have to use a big, big rock for that....
>>Life of Brian springs to mind.
>>OK Sharon, safety in numbers and all...let's rush him
>>
Ushas
(Guy Fawkes) babbled:
>an unfortunate sig ushas, considering the subject <vbg>
Umm... ok time for a change then?
--
ushas
When I was little I learned that I couldn't hide a piece of carrot in my glass of milk.
mark horsman
<S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <InzC0bA6...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk>,mark horsman
><ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>
>Oi! Have you got the wooden spoon there, perchance?
<G> It's all in the mind!
Got/had a nice bottle of Jameson's :)
The wife has passed out for some reason!
--
mark horsman
Tim Miller
>
> You're going to have to use a big, big rock for that....
> Life of Brian springs to mind.
> OK Sharon, safety in numbers and all...let's rush him
>
firing 50 pellets a second ...
Tim Miller
> Clare's lovely, and no she's not canine. And are you letting her loose
> in here soon?
There's a problem in that, in that she's now off to France for a year to
study in the University of Grenoble. Sob.
Maybe on her return, but until then, no.
Tim Miller
>
> OK... then we can either pull his pants down or give him a wedgy!!!
> and then you can kiss him again....<boy's germs, boy's germs>
>
And anyway, I've got a belt on.
Sue H
<ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>
><G> It's all in the mind!
Oi nose dat <g>
>Got/had a nice bottle of Jameson's :)
You remembered! :))
>The wife has passed out for some reason!
*snigger*
Oops.
--
Sue H
Sharon
Matt Wicken wrote in message <7mis9v$vkf$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>Tim Miller <t...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk...
>>
>> Right, Jude, go and stand next to Sharon - I'll stone you both at the
>> same time ...
>>
>> Tim (tm)
>
>Hmm..sounds like fun; getting stoned with Sharon!
>
>--
>Matt
>
Well Im game!
Sharon
Sharon
Mistress Jude wrote in message
>
>Sharon wrote in message <7mg4nv$sqb$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>
>>Mistress Jude wrote in message
>><7mfmdu$pkh$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>
>>>Tim Miller wrote in message
>>><378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
>>>>Mistress Jude wrote:
>-----snip
>
>>>Life of Brian springs to mind.
>>>OK Sharon, safety in numbers and all...let's rush him
>>>
>>>
>>Jude you grab him and I'll kiss him... mmmm sounds like kiss chase!
>>
>>Sharon
>>(reminiscing......)
>
>
>and then you can kiss him again....<boy's germs, boy's germs>
>
>
Yeah well I've never seen a boy's doodah.. his thingy... so lets pull his
pants down... grin
Sharon
Mistress Jude
Sharon wrote in message <7mk11s$mdm$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>
>Mistress Jude wrote in message
><7mheos$cn7$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>
>>Sharon wrote in message <7mg4nv$sqb$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>
>>>Mistress Jude wrote in message
>>><7mfmdu$pkh$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>>
>>>>Tim Miller wrote in message
>>>><378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
>>>>>Mistress Jude wrote:
>>-----snip
>>
>>OK... then we can either pull his pants down or give him a wedgy!!!
>>and then you can kiss him again....<boy's germs, boy's germs>
>>
>>Jude
>>
>Yeah well I've never seen a boy's doodah.. his thingy... so lets pull his
>pants down... grin
>
>Sharon
OK...but don't touch it or you'll get pregnant....
Use this big bit of wood to give it a poke ;-))
Jude
mark horsman
<S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <$xCvhLA4...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk>,mark horsman
><ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>
>You remembered! :))
>
>>The wife has passed out for some reason!
>
>*snigger*
>
>Oops.
:)
--
mark horsman
Sharon
Mistress Jude wrote in message
Sharon
Sue H
<t...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>Sue H wrote:
>
>> Clare's lovely, and no she's not canine. And are you letting her loose
>> in here soon?
>
>There's a problem in that, in that she's now off to France for a year to
>study in the University of Grenoble. Sob.
Awww :((
>Maybe on her return, but until then, no.
'K.
Erm... I seem to have just got a load of your posts from Wednesday. And
it's Friday now. I think.
--
Sue H
Mistress Jude
Sharon wrote in message <7mmjo2$sl7$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>
>Mistress Jude wrote in message
><7ml5hg$ao$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>
>>Sharon wrote in message <7mk11s$mdm$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>
>>>Mistress Jude wrote in message
>>><7mheos$cn7$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>>
>>>>Sharon wrote in message <7mg4nv$sqb$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>>>
>>>>>Mistress Jude wrote in message
>>>>><7mfmdu$pkh$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Tim Miller wrote in message
>>>>>><378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
>>>>>>>Mistress Jude wrote:
>>>>-----snip
>>Use this big bit of wood to give it a poke ;-))
>>
>>Jude
>>
>Ewwwwwwww I dont like slugs...
>
>Sharon
Quick...pour some salt on it...Oh no it's foaming already
Jude
Mistress Jude
Tim Miller wrote in message
>Mistress Jude wrote:
>>
>> OK... then we can either pull his pants down or give him a wedgy!!!
>> and then you can kiss him again....<boy's germs, boy's germs>
>>
>
>And anyway, I've got a belt on.
>
>Tim (tm)
Righto, we'll get that off in a jiffy and give you a thorough belting......
My those cheeks are red ;-))
Jude
Tim Miller
>
> Ewwwwwwww I dont like slugs...
>
mark horsman
<S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
>Erm... I seem to have just got a load of your posts from Wednesday. And
>it's Friday now. I think.
Hint: You are living in the past, Sue. It's either old age, or perhaps
you should take more water with it.
--
mark horsman
Sue H
<ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>
>Hint: You are living in the past, Sue.
Oh, quite probably. I can't seem to get the hang of the present, that's
fer sure <g>
>It's either old age,
*cough*
Get back to yer rocking chair, you. Need some help with the zimmer?
> or perhaps
>you should take more water with it.
<gasp> Whatever do you mean? You can't possibly be implying that I
like the odd drink or two, surely not <g>
--
Sue H
mark horsman
<S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <NKmTvSA3...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk>,mark horsman
><ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>
>*cough*
>
>Get back to yer rocking chair, you. Need some help with the zimmer?
>
Nope, borrowed the powered one.
>> or perhaps
>>you should take more water with it.
>
><gasp> Whatever do you mean? You can't possibly be implying that I
>like the odd drink or two, surely not <g>
Never!
--
mark horsman
Steve Yerbury
<ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> writes
>In article <TjfFSKAO...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk>, Sue H
><S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
>>Erm... I seem to have just got a load of your posts from Wednesday. And
>>it's Friday now. I think.
>
>you should take more water with it.
But she's only drinking water! ;-)
--
Steve Yerbury
Ratatouille: Everything I hate in one bowl- Due South
TWhit16785
>From: "Sharon" <love...@hotmail.com>
>Date: Fri, 16 July 1999 02:37 AM EDT
>Message-id: <7mmjo2$sl7$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>
>
>
>Mistress Jude wrote in message
><7ml5hg$ao$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>
>>Sharon wrote in message <7mk11s$mdm$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>
>>>Mistress Jude wrote in message
>>><7mheos$cn7$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>>
>>>>Sharon wrote in message <7mg4nv$sqb$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>>>
>>>>>Mistress Jude wrote in message
>>>>><7mfmdu$pkh$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>>>>>
>>>>and then you can kiss him again....<boy's germs, boy's germs>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Yeah well I've never seen a boy's doodah.. his thingy... so lets pull his
>>>pants down... grin
>>>
>>>Sharon
>>
>>
>>Use this big bit of wood to give it a poke ;-))
>>
>>Jude
>>
>
>
>Thats not very complimentary....
who says willies look like slugs anyhow...
looking at mine...cant see the resemblance....
reminds me more of acorns....
well the top does anyway....
grin
wiz...
by the way whats a wedgy...?????
>
>
>
>
>
>
TWhit16785
>Date: Fri, 16 July 1999 06:53 PM EDT
>Message-id: <7modbn$h8v$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>
>
>
>Tim Miller wrote in message
>>> and then you can kiss him again....<boy's germs, boy's germs>
>>>
>>
>>And anyway, I've got a belt on.
>>
>>Tim (tm)
>
>
>Righto, we'll get that off in a jiffy and give you a thorough belting......
>My those cheeks are red ;-))
>
>Jude
>
yes please....
pretty please with sugar on...
Wiz
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Mistress Jude
TWhit16785 wrote in message
<19990717154415...@ng-bd1.aol.com>...
You keep on begging and bend on over...
Here, bite down on this piece of leather.
Don't worry, my dungeon is soundproofed <thwack>
Jude
Mistress Jude
TWhit16785 wrote in message
<19990717154228...@ng-bd1.aol.com>...
>>Subject: Re: national kissing day...
>>>>>>>Tim Miller wrote in message
>>>>>>><378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
>>>>>>>>Mistress Jude wrote:
>>>>>-----snip
>>>>>
>>>
snip
>>Ewwwwwwww I dont like slugs...
>>
>>Sharon
>>
>>Thats not very complimentary....
>
>who says willies look like slugs anyhow...
>
>looking at mine...cant see the resemblance....
>
>reminds me more of acorns....
>
>well the top does anyway....
>
Enough boasting <snarf>
>grin
>
>wiz...
>
>by the way whats a wedgy...?????
Surely ye jest good Sir??!!
Oh alright, come over here and I'll show you,
now turn around....
Jude
Tim Miller
>
> Erm... I seem to have just got a load of your posts from Wednesday. And
> it's Friday now. I think.
That's because I do the 'download old posts, then reply' thing, and
forget to do the 'reconnect to send replies'. Which means I'm
permenantly behind the times.
*So, so* much easier with the University permenent connection.
mark horsman
<ste...@stevey.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <NKmTvSA3...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk>, mark horsman
><ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> writes
>>you should take more water with it.
>
>But she's only drinking water! ;-)
That'll be the day!
--
mark horsman
Sharon
TWhit16785 <twhit...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:19990717154228...@ng-bd1.aol.com...
> >Subject: Re: national kissing day...
> >Date: Fri, 16 July 1999 02:37 AM EDT
> >Message-id: <7mmjo2$sl7$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>
> >
> >>>>
> >>
> >>>>OK... then we can either pull his pants down or give him a wedgy!!!
> >>>>and then you can kiss him again....<boy's germs, boy's germs>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>Yeah well I've never seen a boy's doodah.. his thingy... so lets pull
his
> >>>pants down... grin
> >>>
> >>>Sharon
> >>
> >>
> >>OK...but don't touch it or you'll get pregnant....
> >>Use this big bit of wood to give it a poke ;-))
> >>
> >>Jude
> >>
> >
> >Sharon
> >
> >Thats not very complimentary....
>
> who says willies look like slugs anyhow...
>
> looking at mine...cant see the resemblance....
>
> reminds me more of acorns....
>
> well the top does anyway....
>
>
> wiz...
>
> by the way whats a wedgy...?????
Acorns? Watch out Tiggers like acorns!!
Sharon
>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
Sharon
> Sharon wrote:
> >
> > Ewwwwwwww I dont like slugs...
> >
>
Horrible slimy things that get bigger then shrink..
Sharon
Sharon
Mistress Jude <mistre...@virgin.net> wrote in message
news:7mr0r0$fki$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net...
>
> >>>>>>><378A4BDF...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
> >>>>>>>>Mistress Jude wrote:
> >>>>>-----snip
> >>>>>
> >>>
> snip
> >>
> >>
> >>Thats not very complimentary....
> >
> >who says willies look like slugs anyhow...
> >
> >looking at mine...cant see the resemblance....
> >
> >reminds me more of acorns....
> >
> >well the top does anyway....
> >
>
>
> >grin
> >
> >wiz...
> >
> >by the way whats a wedgy...?????
>
>
>
> Oh alright, come over here and I'll show you,
> now turn around....
>
> Jude
>
Sharon
Sharon
> >Subject: Re: national kissing day...
> >Date: Fri, 16 July 1999 06:53 PM EDT
> >Message-id: <7modbn$h8v$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>
> >
> >
> >>> and then you can kiss him again....<boy's germs, boy's germs>
> >>>
> >>
> >>And anyway, I've got a belt on.
> >>
> >>Tim (tm)
> >
> >
> >Righto, we'll get that off in a jiffy and give you a thorough
belting......
> >My those cheeks are red ;-))
> >
> >Jude
> >
> >ooooooh can I be next.......
>
> yes please....
>
> pretty please with sugar on...
>
> Wiz
> >
Sharon
Sharon
Sharon
> >>From: "Mistress Jude" <mistre...@virgin.net>
> >>Date: Fri, 16 July 1999 06:53 PM EDT
> >>Message-id: <7modbn$h8v$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>
> >>
> >>
> >>Tim Miller wrote in message
> >><378CAA3F...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk>...
> >>>Mistress Jude wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> OK... then we can either pull his pants down or give him a wedgy!!!
> >>>> and then you can kiss him again....<boy's germs, boy's germs>
> >>>>
> >>>Stop getting ideas.
> >>>
> >>>And anyway, I've got a belt on.
> >>>
> >>>Tim (tm)
> >>
> >>
> >>Righto, we'll get that off in a jiffy and give you a thorough
> belting......
> >>My those cheeks are red ;-))
> >>
> >>Jude
> >>
> >>ooooooh can I be next.......
> >
> >yes please....
> >
> >pretty please with sugar on...
> >
> >Wiz
>
>
> Here, bite down on this piece of leather.
> Don't worry, my dungeon is soundproofed <thwack>
>
> Jude
>
Sharon
Mistress Jude
Sharon wrote in message <7mrsvg$86f$2...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>
>Mistress Jude <mistre...@virgin.net> wrote in message
>news:7mr0jf$fgo$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net...
>>
>> You keep on begging and bend on over...
>> Here, bite down on this piece of leather.
>> Don't worry, my dungeon is soundproofed <thwack>
>>
>> Jude
>>
>I have a tool that may come in handy here Jude... strapping on now.... grin
>
>Sharon
*Mistress* Sharon eh??
Be careful you don't inadvertantly strap on the Black&Decker <vbeg>
Tandem paddling time....
Jude
Sue H
<t...@poyningsclose.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>Sue H wrote:
>>
>> Erm... I seem to have just got a load of your posts from Wednesday. And
>> it's Friday now. I think.
>
>That's because I do the 'download old posts, then reply' thing, and
>forget to do the 'reconnect to send replies'. Which means I'm
>permenantly behind the times.
Aha!
>*So, so* much easier with the University permenent connection.
<g> Cheaper, too.
--
Sue H
Sue H
<ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>In article <fObWZjAD...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk>, Sue H
><S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
>>In article <NKmTvSA3...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk>,mark horsman
>><ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>>Get back to yer rocking chair, you. Need some help with the zimmer?
>>
>Nope, borrowed the powered one.
<g> You'd better put it back before he misses it, then.
>>> or perhaps
>>>you should take more water with it.
>>
>><gasp> Whatever do you mean? You can't possibly be implying that I
>>like the odd drink or two, surely not <g>
>
>Never!
Hmmm.
--
Sue H
Sue H
<ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>That'll be the day!
Uh oh... lyric alert! <g>
--
Sue H
Sue H
<ste...@stevey.demon.co.uk> wrote...
>In article <NKmTvSA3...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk>, mark horsman
><ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> writes
>>Hint: You are living in the past, Sue. It's either old age, or perhaps
>>you should take more water with it.
>
>But she's only drinking water! ;-)
Troooo. But it's the kinda water which has had things done to it to
make it into the falling-over-water variety if you drink too much of it.
Not that I do. Oh no. Well, not very often ;)
--
Sue H
Steve Yerbury
<S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
Know what you mean.
My whiskey is 43% alcohol- so it's 57% water.
Therefore I drink water.
mark horsman
<S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
><g> You'd better put it back before he misses it, then.
>
>Hmmm.
Careful, that's what old alky's do - hum!
--
mark horsman
The New Romantic
mark horsman <ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:OFTj8XAi...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk...
Naw, Sue doesn't hum, she likes lyric threads too much. Mind you an old
alky.....
No, she can't be, 'cause if she was she'd have a bad memory.
--
TNR
People will always be tempted to wipe their feet
On anything with welcome written over it.
Sharon
After you... *spank*...
Sharon
Mistress Jude
Sharon wrote in message <7mt8s4$8nq$1...@nclient1-gui.server.virgin.net>...>news:7ms586$4d1$1...@nclient3-gui.server.virgin.net...
>>
snip
>> Tandem paddling time....
>>
>> Jude
>>
>
>After you... *spank*...
>
>Sharon
You're too kind <thwack>
Lovely weather we're having at the moment...
be a sweetie and pass me that butt plug would you?
Jude
mark horsman
<newr...@NOTfreeuk.com> writes
>
>mark horsman <ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:OFTj8XAi...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk...
>
>Naw, Sue doesn't hum, she likes lyric threads too much. Mind you an old
>alky.....
>
>No, she can't be, 'cause if she was she'd have a bad memory.
I think you are sailing even closer to the wind than I am :)
However, I'm sure she'll be generous with any 'thwacks' :))
(Lots of trailing blank lines in your output?)
--
mark horsman
Sharon
Sharon
cles
Sharon wrote:
Oh this is very nice.
It also seems to be the only active group from the UK southwest.
I posted something earlier on uk.southwest.adverts but that seems to be bogus
.... as we say in the US.
My posting there was "American needs ... " blah blah blah. If someone might
actually have a legit response that would be cool. If not, that's what I
expected. Not to worry, it was a long shot (a very very very long shot) but I
had to try.
Chris
Sue H
<newr...@NOTfreeuk.com> wrote...
>mark horsman <ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:OFTj8XAi...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk...
>> <S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
>>
>
>Naw, Sue doesn't hum, she likes lyric threads too much.
Trooooo.
>Mind you an old
>alky.....
>
>No, she can't be, 'cause if she was she'd have a bad memory.
Pah! I've *always* had one of those, with or without the booze.
--
Sue H
Sue H
<ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>>
>He's too far gone in Rioja to notice it's missing :)
Careful, else I'll start talking about Jamesons <g>
>>Hmmm.
>
>Careful, that's what old alky's do - hum!
Cheeky bugger. Anyway, I just had a shower, so I don't hum :P
--
Sue H
Tim Miller
> > reminds me more of acorns....
> >
> > well the top does anyway....
> Acorns? Watch out Tiggers like acorns!!
>
And they're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
Tim Miller
> >*So, so* much easier with the University permenent connection.
>
> <g> Cheaper, too.
Not when you're not paying the phone bill ...
Well, more to do with the fact that I download it while my brother or my
mum's using the internet for research for things.
da...@detankard.u-net.com
Sue H wrote in message ...
>In article <QXok3.3657$ts3.1...@nnrp4.clara.net>,The New Romantic
>>No, she can't be, 'cause if she was she'd have a bad memory.
>
>Pah! I've *always* had one of those, with or without the booze.
>--
>Sue H
Remember me?
Sue H
s...@error404.surfbaud.co.uk> wrote...
>>
>nope, who you....???
'S easy - he him, you you and I me.
--
Sue H
The Ancient Geek
>
>Sue H wrote in message ...
>>In article <QXok3.3657$ts3.1...@nnrp4.clara.net>,The New Romantic
>
>>>No, she can't be, 'cause if she was she'd have a bad memory.
>>
>>Pah! I've *always* had one of those, with or without the booze.
>>--
>>Sue H
>
>
>Remember me?
>
I see your computer is possibly working for another 5 minutes TFW.
Glad to see you couldn't leave it alone <G>
--
http://www.uklsw.org/ The uk.local.southwest website
To reply by mail, kill the 'roaches
Ushas
>Remember me?
>
*hug* *hug* *kiss* *kiss* *smooooooooooch*
Hiya sexy!
Missed you! Glad you're back!
--
ushas
When I was little I learned that I couldn't hide a piece of carrot in my glass of milk.
to reply by mail remove "SPAMTRAP"
The Fourth Warrior
Ushas wrote in message <379466ad...@news.u-net.com>...
>On Mon, 19 Jul 1999 12:50:34 +0100, "da...@datankerd.u-met.cam"
><da...@detankard.u-net.com> babbled:
>
>
>>Remember me?
>>
>*hug* *hug* *kiss* *kiss* *smooooooooooch*
>
>Hiya sexy!
>
>Missed you! Glad you're back!
>--
>ushas
Gasp! Splutter! Blink! Blimey! Cor lummy! Luve a duck!
What was that for? I've only been gone a few days. It was nice though,
thanks for the greeting, Ushas.
The Fourth Warrior
Fully supporting "The 'uk.local.southwest' Website." at
http://www.uklsw.org/
The New Romantic
> I think you are sailing even closer to the wind than I am :)
LOL. Me, sailing close to the wind? The only way to sail through life I
guess.
> However, I'm sure she'll be generous with any 'thwacks' :))
Yes, and no doubt with that wooden spoon.
> (Lots of trailing blank lines in your output?)
Trying for a special mention in the next stats<g>
--
TNR
People will always be tempted to wipe their feet
On anything with welcome written over it.
http://www.uklsw.org/ The uk.local.southwest website
Matt Wicken
news:SyEk3.257$V13....@newsr2.u-net.net...
>
> Sue H wrote in message ...
> >In article <QXok3.3657$ts3.1...@nnrp4.clara.net>,The New Romantic
>
> >>No, she can't be, 'cause if she was she'd have a bad memory.
> >
> >Pah! I've *always* had one of those, with or without the booze.
> >--
> >Sue H
>
>
> Remember me?
>
>
is it? I was going to mail you but I can't work out your spam trap!
--
Matt
IF CAP-FIT = "Y" THEN
PERFORM WEAR-IT
ELSE RETURN
END-IF.
Sue H
<ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>In article <QXok3.3657$ts3.1...@nnrp4.clara.net>, The New Romantic
><newr...@NOTfreeuk.com> writes
>>
>>> Careful, that's what old alky's do - hum!
>>
>>alky.....
>>
>>No, she can't be, 'cause if she was she'd have a bad memory.
>
>
Hah! The double chins won't let you off the hook, ya know.
Anyway, it's *slap* in here, or possibly even *punch* if the feeling is
strong enough. So wotchit ;)
--
Sue H
Sue H
<newr...@NOTfreeuk.com> wrote...>news:naBZbDAo...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk...
>
>> However, I'm sure she'll be generous with any 'thwacks' :))
>
Hmmmmmm. I reckon that wooden spoon is going to end up getting you in
some serious trouble, young man! ;)
--
Sue H
Ushas
<da...@datankerd.u-met.cam> babbled:
>What was that for? I've only been gone a few days. It was nice though,
>thanks for the greeting, Ushas.
>
>The Fourth Warrior
Just cause I missed you! :o)
The Fourth Warrior
The New Romantic wrote in message ...
>
>mark horsman <ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:naBZbDAo...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk...
>
>
>
>guess.
You can sail as close to the wind as you like in a submarine!
--
The New Romantic
The Fourth Warrior <da...@datankerd.u-met.cam> wrote in message
news:7N_k3.390$V13....@newsr2.u-net.net...
>
> You can sail as close to the wind as you like in a submarine!
Only if beans are on the menu.
The Fourth Warrior
Sue H wrote in message ...
><ma...@horsmanm.freeserve.co.uk> wrote...
>>In article <QXok3.3657$ts3.1...@nnrp4.clara.net>, The New Romantic
>><newr...@NOTfreeuk.com> writes
>>>
>>>> Careful, that's what old alky's do - hum!
>>>
>>>Naw, Sue doesn't hum, she likes lyric threads too much. Mind you an old
>>>alky.....
>>>
>>>No, she can't be, 'cause if she was she'd have a bad memory.
>>
>>
>
>
>Anyway, it's *slap* in here, or possibly even *punch* if the feeling is
>strong enough. So wotchit ;)
>--
>Sue H
An' after that she'll reach up and bite yer kneecaps! <Big Grin>
The Fourth Warrior
Sue H wrote in message ...
>>
>>> However, I'm sure she'll be generous with any 'thwacks' :))
>>
>
>Hmmmmmm. I reckon that wooden spoon is going to end up getting you in
>some serious trouble, young man! ;)
>--
>Sue H
Only if he sits on the wrong end! <g>
TFW
The Fourth Warrior
Ushas wrote in message <37942dd...@news.u-net.com>...
>On Mon, 19 Jul 1999 23:04:10 +0100, "The Fourth Warrior"
><da...@datankerd.u-met.cam> babbled:
>
>
>>What was that for? I've only been gone a few days. It was nice though,
>>thanks for the greeting, Ushas.
>>
>>The Fourth Warrior
>
>Just cause I missed you! :o)
>--
>ushas
Thank you, flower! <grin>
Now, you be kind to AG, wont you?
mark horsman
<S...@hossackhouse.demon.co.uk> writes
>Hah! The double chins won't let you off the hook, ya know.
>
>Anyway, it's *slap* in here, or possibly even *punch* if the feeling is
>strong enough. So wotchit ;)
I run corrected.
--
mark horsman
mark horsman
<da...@datankerd.u-met.cam> writes
>>Anyway, it's *slap* in here, or possibly even *punch* if the feeling is
>>strong enough. So wotchit ;)
>An' after that she'll reach up and bite yer kneecaps! <Big Gri
As long as that's as far as she can reach from the floor :)
--
mark horsman