On Sat, 23 Feb 2013 12:58:52 +0000, Jeweller <dgho...@GEEmail.com>
wrote:
>One solution seems to be to employ a Saniflo device to transfer all the
>waste up and across the attic, then down into our existing bathroom to
>join the waste there.
You are going to pump effluent up the side of the house, across the
attic over you bedroom and down the other side?
>Are there any horror stories we need be aware of before committing
>ourselves to this project?
Noooo. I mean what can possibly go wrong with a French designed
lavatorial device pumping 10 litres or so of minced shit over your
bedroom ceiling? That is assuming yo use 40mm pipe, if you are daft
enough to use 22m you will soon become very friendly with sewage.
The French are of course renowned for the quality and reliability of
their engineering. Renault, Citroen and Peugot regularly top the
reliability lists (at least if you hold them upside down). In
particular they are known for the excellence of their innovative
lavatorial engineering - such as the pissoir.
Now when this device fails (which it will, you can absolutely
guarantee that) you will have 10-15 litters of fermented minced shit
with nowhere to go but downwards. When you undo the coupling - where
do you think it is going?
Plumbers charge less to service gone critical nuclear reactors than
they do for Saniflos. The only ones willing to do it are the
alcoholic ex axe murderers who can't find employment in sewage works
or as rat exterminators.
There are certain steps you can take to minimise the potential
problem. The ideal solution is to fill the room with the Saniflo with
concrete. Failing this fit a female detector to the door to exclude
all females. Secondly fit a fine wire mesh over the toilet bowl to
exclude anything which won't pass through a 1mm square sieve.
Make the floor of a completely sealed construction (as for a wet room)
and put a 12 inch threshold at the door to contain the effluent. With
the aforementioned precautions you should only ever have to be on your
hands and knees dealing with 10 litres or so of several days old
fermented pee when it breaks as opposed to well fermented , well,
let's not go there.
Fortunately you don't have to fit any warning lights. With the pipe
run proposed everyone in the house will know when it is used. Someone
I used to know (they now live on a small island off the Outer Hebrides
with a long drop toilet and any mention of plumbing causes a relapse)
installed one of these devices and connected their washing machine
(which they ran overnight) to it. For the first few nights they were
kept awake simply by the house shaking as the washing machine emptied
(quietly) and the Saniflo burst into (not very quiet) life.
Then one day then had a good nights sleep because, unbeknown to them,
cotton strands from the washing machine has jammed the Saniflo mincer.
(This mincer can be jammed by moonlight falling upon it at the wrong
angle. Anything more fibrous than a (small) spiders web will stop it
working. )
The next morning as they sat on the throne their feeling of euphoria
at having slept the night through was replaced by horror as nothing
happened (other than the bowl overflowing) when they tried to flush
the loo. They had of course fitted carpet in the bathroom so this
helped soak up some of the less lumpy bits.
23 frantic calls to plumbers later they found a poor gin sodden
wretch willing to clear the blockage for only �500 and a crate of
potato vodka. As he set to work and sewage swept down the hall they
bitterly regretted fitting only a threshold strip instead of the
Berlin Wall at the toilet door.
It would be more hygienic, and much easier for the occupants, to knock
a hole in the wall and simply put a bucket on the other side.
You should also plan to move.