If Comic Book Covers Were Honest

[Cary Preston]

Every week, literally a bajillion comics are published, and that’s a lot.  Often the cover is all you have to base your decision on when it comes to buying a comic, especially if it’s one you don’t normally collect.  Unless, you know, you open it and look inside.  But what are you, a scientist or something?  You got time to read?  Of course not.  All you have time to do is glance and, unfortunately, the comic mongers of the world aren’t doing you any favors with their flashy turbo-foil special edition covers and stunning “death of a major character” issues.  You can’t really tell what you’re getting into.  Lucky for you we decided to invest some time into making some covers honest in a way comics publishers just wouldn’t consider (it’s because it’s kind of insulting).

http://www.holytaco.com/if-comic-book-covers-were-honest/

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[Luke Jaconetti]

Those are all pretty awful.  Both the "photoshop" efforts (I put it in quotes because these appear to have been done in MS Paint) as well as the jokes themselves.