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Fresh from Derry Girls...
It's Uncle Colm, so it is!
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KEVIN MCALEER: Guru
FRI 4 OCT
Tyrone's biggest living lama Kevin McAleer has just been voted 'Ireland's Most Humble Guru' by Mindfulness Magazine for the eighteenth year running. To celebrate this modest achievement, he has announced a majestic interplanetary tour for 2019, taking in the Sun, Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, Venus and Pluto, before returning to his home planet Earth for a series of spectacular live apparitions.
It's almost fifty years since Guru McAleer first coined the word 'mindfulness', and he is still coining it today. He achieved global fame and fortune with the hugely populist 'Be Your Own Brexit', and has appeared dozens of times on 'Celebrity Zen Master Chef' and as an outspoken judge on 'Tibet's Got Talent.'
McAleer's Advanced Awareness Seminars promise total self-discovery on the night, or your money back. Participants are gently guided to a state of deep relaxation, emptying the mind of all thought, and replacing it with meaningless laughter. An evening of divine light entertainment not to be missed.
Immaculate mastery of language
THE SCOTSMAN
Will leave your head spinning and your cheeks hurting
BRITISH COMEDY GUIDE
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But before that...
It's the star of Soft Border Patrol!
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SHANE TODD: The Toddfather
FRI 30 AUG
Shane Todd - "The Toddfather" 2019 Tour Following a hugely successful 2018 tour, Shane Todd is set to embank on an expanded tour of Ireland later this year. When you lose a bet with a mate and have to get 'The Toddfather' tattooed on your leg you can either have it removed with a laser, or become.... The Toddfather. With millions of online video views, a 2018 UK & Ireland stand up tour, television appearances and 'The Shane Toddcast' podcast, it's a live show where he's most at home. Join him for his biggest tour yet!
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And then... yet another bloke off the telly!
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NEIL DELAMERE: End of Watch
SAT 30 NOV
Fresh from a sell-out tour, star of BBC’s the Blame Game, Fighting Talk and the Newsquiz Neil Delamere returns with a brand new show. Time waits for no man, especially one trying to buy a watch. Things always get complicated.
You’ll be hard pressed to find a more gifted comic at the Fringe.*****
THE SCOTSMAN
One lean, mean, comedy, killing machine. *****
THE HERALD
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And finally, a pair of eejits you've never heard of...
(But singing all the stuff you know!)
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THE BEST COMEDY SONGS IN THE WORLD EVER (MAYBE)
FRI 25 OCT
This show does exactly what it says on the tin, possibly – a host of comedy songs covering a number of years by a host of great names… and a few surprises. Songs from the like of Stan Freeberg, Tom Lehrer, The Pythons, Pete and Dud, Lonnie Donegan, Bernard Cribbins, Richard Digance, Tom Paxton, The Goons, Kenneth Williams, Benny Hill, Noel Coward, George Formby, Flanders and Swan, Chris de Burgh, etc etc.
If you are looking for a serious dramatic evening then this is not for you. If you want to see grown men having fun at their own expense, and maybe yours, then step right up.
Masterful…. An evening of consistent laughter
TIME OUT
An exceptional gift for comedy that had us rolling in the aisles
THE SCOTSMAN
This show is one of the 5 great things to do today
BELFAST TELEGRAPH
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Our mailing address is:
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Meetinghouse Street
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http://www.porticoards.com
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