Argon Ines Spata-kakatul si dansul la Evrei ;-)
gogu
wedding, meets with their rabbi for counselling. The rabbi asks if they have
any last questions before they leave. The man (Argon) asks, "Rabbi Spataru,
we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with
women at the reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says rabbi Spataru. "It's immodest. Men and women always
dance separately." "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own
wife?" "No," answered rabbi Spataru. "It's forbidden." Well, okay," says
Argon, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?" "Of course!," replies
rabbi Spataru. "Sex is a mitzvah (good thing) within marriage, to have
children!"
"What about different positions?" asks Argon? "No problem," says rabbi
Spataru.It's a mitzvah!"
"Woman on top?" Argon asks. "Sure," says rabbi Spataru. "Go for it! It's a
mitzvah!"
"Doggy style?" "Sure! Another mitzvah!"
"On the kitchen table?" "Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"
"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of
vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?" "You may
indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"
"Can we do it standing up?" "No." says rabbi Spataru."
"Why not?" asks Argon.
"Could lead to dancing!"
--
E' mai possibile, oh porco di un cane, che le avventure
in codesto reame debban risolversi tutte con grandi
puttane! F.d.A
Coins, travels and more: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/golanule/my_photos
http://gogu.enosi.org/index.html
http://www.romclub.4t.com/rabin.html
Ionescu
Rabin? Spataru nu e bun nici de saman la papuase de 80 ani sa le
trateze cu limbi la putureaza.
Argon Black Head
Cam Multe Rinduri .
Explica mai concentrat.
De Ce In Engleza ?
LS
listu
"Ionescu" <nyio...@aol.com> wrote in message
> Rabin? Spataru nu e bun nici de saman la papuase de 80 ani sa le
> trateze cu limbi la putureaza.
bine zis, sarma ghimpata le-ar scoate din menupauza pe babete...
gogu
news:1111458365.5...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Ce Te Preseaza Gogule ?
De ce intrebi ?
Te crezi procuror sau securist la ancheta ?...
> Cam Multe Rinduri .
De ce intrebi ?
Te crezi procuror sau securist la ancheta ?...
> Explica mai concentrat.
Numai un bou n-ar intelege...
> De Ce In Engleza ?
Ca asa vrea muschiul meu !
--
E' mai possibile, oh porco di un cane, che le avventure
in codesto reame debban risolversi tutte con grandi
puttane! F.d.A
Coins, travels and more: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/golanule/my_photos
http://gogu.enosi.org/index.html
http://www.romclub.4t.com/rabin.html
> LS
Argon Red Head
news:d1q565$25je$1...@ulysses.noc.ntua.gr
> ? "Argon Black Head" <brow...@yahoo.com> ?????? ??? ??????
> news:1111458365.5...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > Ce Te Preseaza Gogule ?
>
> De ce intrebi ?
> Te crezi procuror sau securist la ancheta ?...
>
> > Cam Multe Rinduri .
>
> De ce intrebi ?
> Te crezi procuror sau securist la ancheta ?...
>
> > Explica mai concentrat.
>
> Numai un bou n-ar intelege...
>
> > De Ce In Engleza ?
Hihihi
> Ca asa vrea muschiul meu !
LS
--
Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG
Agentu X
ieshti nul si neavenit. agentziea te'a dat afara da tont ce ieshti si
acu ai pareri daspre oamenii sfintzi!
ai tu haber cine'i dom spataru, aaaaaa?!
muie dala agentzie !
Argon Red Head
news:1111532842....@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com
PS
Emulezi ?
> skufie, te pashte aceaieashi skleroza ca pa ionescu si listu. pai
> daca'n ingleza a cules'o? vreai traducere'n idishi?! sau in
> ..izraielieana? :0)
> ai grije ca azi n'ai produs d'ajuns si te taie la leafa.
Argon Red Head
Agitata ?
LS
Agentu X
skufie, te pashte aceaieashi skleroza ca pa ionescu si listu. pai
gogu
news:1111532842....@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>
> Argon Black Head wrote:
>> Ce Te Preseaza Gogule ?
>>
>> Cam Multe Rinduri .
>>
>> Explica mai concentrat.
>> De Ce In Engleza ?
>>
>>
>> LS
> skufie, te pashte aceaieashi skleroza ca pa ionescu si listu. pai
> daca'n ingleza a cules'o? vreai traducere'n idishi?! sau in
> ..izraielieana? :0)
Trebuie sa am febra !
Inco data sint de acord cu Pulache !
minune mare !
--
E' mai possibile, oh porco di un cane, che le avventure
in codesto reame debban risolversi tutte con grandi
puttane! F.d.A
Coins, travels and more: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/golanule/my_photos
http://gogu.enosi.org/index.html
http://www.romclub.4t.com/rabin.html
> ai grije ca azi n'ai produs d'ajuns si te taie la leafa.
Agentu X
zise premieantu, cu gura umeda.
listule, mai furi tu carnatzi cu dosu?!
unbla vorba ca'i fi mai bou dacat ionescu. aaaaaaa?
Argon
>
> Argon Black Head wrote:
> > Ce Te Preseaza Gogule ?
> >
> > Cam Multe Rinduri .
> >
> > Explica mai concentrat.
> > De Ce In Engleza ?
> >
> >
> > LS
> skufie, te pashte aceaieashi
skleroza
SP
LS
>
> ca pa ionescu si listu. pai
> daca'n ingleza a cules'o? vreai traducere'n idishi?! sau in
> ..izraielieana? :0)
> ai grije ca azi n'ai produs d'ajuns si te taie la leafa.
