Buying a pair of second hand programmers

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Oct 9, 2013, 8:52:22 PM10/9/13

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I'm looking to buy a pair of second hand programmers on behalf of Dromysite to add to her wardrobe. Her foot size is growing. It is getting uncomfortably tight for her. She prefers used programmers as they usually fit snugly. Her feet size tends to be wider than most.

She works in the Backup industry. She goes around meeting clients a lot. Her biggest account is Ruby Inc. Though not strictly a Mega MNC, they have two departments called Rails and Padrino which needs regular visits to maintain the relationship. Another smaller client is Node.js LLC. She likes them as they tend to be responsive. But they talk in a peculiar accent called JSON. Though she usually speaks in common HTML, JSON is not too hard to understand. Recently, she closed an account with Scala Inc which is a subsidiary of JVM Corporation. She expects the Scala account to grow in volume in future. She once remarked Scala's employees are all titled as Actors. The highest rank there is a Supervisor. Weird that things don't get mis-aligned with no Vice Presidents or CSS around.

Her wardrobe is certainly not shabby. Most of her programmers are 'Made in Vim'. Those pairs need to be in The Insert Mode before her feet can wear them. There are two pairs that are made in the 'Sublime Text Union' which needed none of that. And one odd pair which exposes her left toe pinky that is made in Emacs. In fact all her pairs of programmers are certified to work well on Unix-like surfaces. They don't slip even when it rains water, banana skins or null errors.

There will be a fitting session. You can find our fitting room at Blk 71. She is willing to pay well for the right pair of programmers. If you know of any shop that sells second hand programmers, please contact me at my email.

Tze Yang Ng

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Oct 9, 2013, 8:58:23 PM10/9/13

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