Y.M.S.A.
kel...@ducvax.auburn.edu
YOUNG MAD SCIENTISTS OF AMERICA
PURPOSE:
The purpose of the YMSA is to support and promote the development
of the qualities that help mad scientists rise to the top of their
profession. Some of these quatlites are total disreguard for the
well-being of others, destructive tendancies, tenacity, and of
course insanity.
GOALS:
1. To spread evil
2. To dishearten humanity
3. To destroy the world
4. To kill James Bond
WHO CAN JOIN THE YMSA:
1. Physicists
2. Chemists
3. Geneticists
4. Biologists
5. Gynecologists
To join send $10.00 to:
Monte A. Owens
YMSA President
Dept. of Physics
Auburn University
Auburn, AL 36849
Richard M. Mathews
> YOUNG MAD SCIENTISTS OF AMERICA
>PURPOSE:
> The purpose of the YMSA is to support and promote the development
> of the qualities that help mad scientists rise to the top of their
> profession.
Fantastic! Ever since I was a little kid, I wanted to be a mad scientist.
>GOALS:
> 1. To spread evil
> 2. To dishearten humanity
> 3. To destroy the world
> 4. To kill James Bond
I am really sorry to see that the YMSA is continuing to propagate these
prejudicial myths about mad scientists. Just because we're mad doesn't
make us evil.
You are right on target when you say that mad scientists have a total
disregard for the well being of others. We don't want to spread evil;
we just see no point in bothering to spread good. Does it not make sense
that we don't give a damn whether humanity is disheartened? And we don't
go out and try to destroy the world. At least not intentionally. And
accidents happen. But hey, what do we care? And if that Bond fellow
keeps coming and indiscriminately shooting bullets into our experiments,
he's going to destroy the world himself.
Our real goal is to perfect that laugh that everyone thinks is so evil.
If you get that down, then everyone is sufficiently afraid that they
leave you to work on your experiments (which look diabolical, but are
really intended for creation of a caffeinated drink that will keep you
awake for months). Hmmmm, maybe the YMSA should be propagating these
myths, so we can get our work done.
>To join send $10.00 to:
What do you get for your $10?
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