Harshman's been wanting me to return to s.b.p. and reply to
his unanswered follow-ups to me, but on this thread it's more fun to reply
to you and comment on his deathless prose in the process.
On Friday, April 14, 2017 at 8:42:50 PM UTC-4, Oxyaena wrote:
> On 4/12/2017 5:11 PM, Peter Nyikos wrote:
> > I lost track of this thread for a while, as did you earlier, I see:
> >
> > On Monday, March 13, 2017 at 2:00:30 PM UTC-4, Oxyaena wrote:
> >> On 1/31/2017 9:33 PM, Peter Nyikos wrote:
> >>> I have long delayed my return to talk.origins and s.b.p. because I have
> >>> become intensely involved on Amazon.com in the blog that goes with
> >>> Aaron Baldwin's review of Stephen Meyer's _Darwin's Doubt_.
> >>>
> >>> Christine Janis is, in some ways, the counterpart of John Harshman there.
> >>> She is almost as sold on "phylogenetic systematics" as Harshman.
> >>> The following post, done in reply to her, explains the scare quotes.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Christine M. Janis wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> So, yes, dogs will stay dogs. How could it possibly be otherwise?
> >>>> No organism can abandon its phylogenetic and evolutionary history."
> >>
> >> Does that mean that I`m still a choanoflagellate?
> >
> > I'm not sure about that since the various cells of sponges might have
> > different ancestors, some of which may not be choanflagellates.
Harshman claims all cells of a modern sponge, including the ameboid and
the collared, have the same genome, but he was too lazy to give a
reference.
And even if he is right, it still needs to be established that we belong
to the sponge crown group rather than the sponge total group.
> > But you
> > are almost certainly an acoel, originally a primitive form of bilaterian
> > once subsumed under Platyhelminthes.
Harshman disagreed and again failed to give a reference.
> > That is, according to Janis and Harshman.
> >
> >>> Yeah, you and I are still fish and will stay fish in the *de rigeur*
> >>> terminology of cladistic systematics. Too bad The Incredible Mr. Limpet
> >>> didn't know that when he wished "more than anything else" to be a fish in
> >>> that old children's movie. But he did get what he really wished for:
> >>> to be a non-tetrapod fish.
> >>
> >> Wrong, fish are a paraphyletic group,
> >
> > As are dinosaurs *sensu* Romer, as in "non-avian dinosaur".
> >
> > But Harshman has rejected those old classifications. When I brought up the
> > case of Mr. Limpet to him years ago, right here in s.b.p. he claimed to be
> > looking forward to the day when all children would know that Mr. Limpet
> > was already a fish, only not a non-tetrapod fish.
This time around, Harshman either revealed that he never saw the movie,
or he cracked a childish joke that Mr. Limpet should have really
wanted to become a mollusk. As though Beetle Bailey should have wanted
to become an insect.
> > That got me to wondering whether he had Asperger's syndrome, and he
> > surprised me immensely by admitting that his wife often accused him of having Asperger's.
> >
> > But don't let that go to your head. Posting mountains of spam to
> > overwhelm sci.bio.paleontology is indicative of something more serious
> > than Asperger's.
>
> I`m flattered, jackass.
Looks like you are pining for the "good old" days when you almost
destroyed sci.bio.paleontology.
>
> >
> > And don't be claiming that this is all in your past. You claimed that
> > once before when you were sober, then went back to your destructive
> > ways. Fortunately the present bout of sobriety is much longer than the
> > first, but can you guarantee it is permanent
No reply from you to this, so all bets are off.
> >
> >> with non-Tetrapod Gnathostomes
> >> more closely related to Tetrapods than to Agnathans,
> >
> > Thanks for the refresher course, but only non-Nyikos readers need it.
> >
>
> Again with the over-inflated ego and fanatic narcissism, Petey.
Next thing you know, you'll be claiming I have an
over-inflated ego and fanatic narcissism for saying I don't
need a refresher course on the fact that Attila was a Hun.
> >> themselves a
> >> paraphyletic group, technically, lungfish are more closely related to
> >> tetrapos than to other "fish", yet they're still classified as "fish".
> >
> > Yes, as are tetrapods, in the World According to Harshman and Janis.
Harshman has consigned biologists like Richard Zander to history
by claiming all modern systematists use "is" terminology instead
of "descended from" terminology.
So in his world, we are either sponges or else sponges are not
even our ancestors.
> >>> By the way, it's nice to see you distinguish between "phylogenetic"
> >>> and "evolutionary". This weekend, I got my first look at the epilogue
> >>> in the second edition of _Darwin's Doubt_ and was amused to see that
> >>> Keynyn Brysse did not realize how thoroughly the word "phylogenetic"
> >>> has been expropriated by the cladistic systematists. She is quoted on
> >>> p. 436 as saying,
> >>
> >>
> >> More irrelevant drivel coming from the mouth of Peter the Magnificent
> >> himself.
> >
> > That's no way to reassure us that your mountains of spam are
> > permanently behind you.
>
> Yeah, thanks for the reminder, jackass. Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Sure. Unlike "God" in "Steambath" and Harshman, I have no phobia
against having a mirror held up to me.
However, yours is a glass darkly, since you give no specifics,
not even alleged ones. It is when I give damning evidence that
Harshman REALLY can't look at himself in the mirror. As long
as he thinks he can get the upper hand, Harshman scoffs at mirrors.
> >> Christine Janis isn't even in this newsgroup.
> >
> > She did post on talk.origins in several threads over the last three
> > years, one of which she began herself. And she is a research
> > paleontologist, a status even Harshman cannot claim -- nor aspire to,
> > at his age, by all available evidence.
>
> Interesting, but as far as I`m aware talk.origins and sbp are two
> different newsgroups, with only a few tenuous links, I`m afraid.
And you have me to thank for a lot of that. Can you ever bear to
sign on to our agreement to leave our talk.origins grievances behind us
when posting here, and to behave like good ambassadors? You'd have
to leave off your "jackass" talk if you did that, so that might
be too much for you to bear.
> >> This doesn't flow
> >> with the structure of this paragraph, but I'll put it here anyways. Your
> >> title "phylogenetic vs evolutionary" is an oxymoron, because there is
> >> nothing inherently contradictory between the two,
> >
> > No, but Harshman and Janis want to banish the latter from systematics,
> > and they claim to be so much mainstream that they tell me to get over
> > the fact that their side has won.
>
> Bullshit, there is no "side", there's the scientific consensus,
There is a consensus among the movers and shakers of systematics,
but it has nothing to do with science, as Richard Zander and
a number of others know.
> and then
> there's you, a burnt out old man yearning for the good old days before
> cladistics.
I'm sure Harshman approves of this last comment, as does Erik Simpson
and Richard Norman.
But Cal King is the person who fits your description, not me. He was opposed
to cladistic techniques and not just to the ideology of cladophilia, which
is all I've ever voiced opposition to.
Cal King was Harshman's nemesis in the 1990's and it would really
restore a lot of scientific argument to sci.bio.paleontology
if he returned here. But unlike you, he never exchanged e-mail
with me, and I don't know how to get in touch with him, because
"Cal King" is a pseudonym based on the California King Snake.
> > So pragmatically the two are incompatible.
>
> Right, I'll make sure to consult with the almighty google on that, just
> in case there's the slightest possibility that you're talking out of the
> side of your neck again.
Almost a month has elapsed. Have you consulted "the almighty google" yet?
>
>
> >
> >
> >> with phylogenetics
> >> providing even more evidence for evolution.
> >
> > But precious little for actual instances of ancestry. Hyracotherium
> > is off on a side branch from the rest of Equidae in every phylogenetic
> > tree, just as the platypus is off on a side branch from the echidnas.
> > But an evolutionary tree only treats the platypus that way.
>
> You're misrepresenting phylogenetics, platypuses aren't "lesser" in any
> sort of the word,
You misinterpreted me. The four echidnas are also off on a side
branch from platypuses. In fact all sister groups in the
*phylogenetic* tree of life are off on side branches from each other.
I'm a topologist, remember?
> and as far as I`m aware it was the echidnas who are
> more derived than platypuses are. Anyways, that's not the point. You're
> assuming that in cladistics one taxon is inferior to another by account
> of the interval between the separation of the two taxa in geological
> time from one another, when that is not the case, both are as "evolved"
> as the other.
Sorry, you're just plain clueless about what I'm about.
> I've even heard for people supporting terms like "basal" to be kicked
> out, and for good reason. Being a "basal" taxon is inherently
> meaningless,
Unless one is ancestral to the whole clade. But that is anathema
to you and all "modern systematists" *sensu* Harshman.
> because they are both products of evolution, are monkeys
> inferior to gibbons because gibbons are apes, and apes are supposedly
> more "evolved" than monkeys, due to our own anthropocentrism? Are
> ostriches less "evolved" than albatrosses?
<sigh> Did you get the hint when I wrote, "I'm a topologist, remember?"?
You are really barking up the wrong tree.
> >
> > And the only reason the phylogenetic trees provide more evidence of
> > evolution is that the construction of evolutionary trees has stagnated
> > for several decades, thanks to the aggressive ideology of their critics.
>
>
> Fascinating, more mindless drivel coming from the mouth of Peter the
> Magnificent. Is there any post of yours that isn't hissing with contempt?
Learn the difference between a Jeremiad and a post hissing with
contempt, you contempt-oozing asshole.
And learn the difference between insulting someone like you just
did me, and refuting him.
Harshman at least insulted what I wrote rather than insulting me.
Not that he was any better at refuting it than you are.
>
>
> >
> >> I get your point from your
> >> twisted POV, but I still would've gone for a better title.
> >>
> >>
> >>>
> >>> "the cladogram is not an expression of ancestor-descendant
> >>> relationships; it is not a phylogenetic tree."
> >>
> >>>
> >>> She makes the same mistake of thinking "phylogenetic" means
> >>> what it used to mean in the midst of a longer quote on the same page:
> >>
> >> I wasn't aware that the term "phylogenetic" had changed definitions.
> >> Please enlighten, oh wise one.
> >
> > In the olden days, "evolutionary" and "phylogenetic" both encompassed
> > what the two together now encompass. Nevermore, as the raven quoth
> > in Poe's poem, shall they be synonymous or even compatible.
>
> That's a subjective opinion, not a statement of fact.
You're wrong about the present, but would be delighted if I was
wrong about what the future will bring.
> I`m consulting a
> dictionary right now, and the definition hasn't changed. But if your
> word trumps the scientific definition of "phylogenetic" as it has
> trumped many other instances in the past, so be it.
>
>
> >
> >>> "...any given cladogram is usually consistent with multiple
> >>> phylogenetic trees. ..."
> >>>
> >>> Of course, she means "evolutionary trees", and, at the end of
> >>> the quoted text, she gets a related term right:
<snip of off-topic digression>
> >>> "In other words, the very goal of evolutionary systematics -- the
> >>> determination of ancestor-descendant relationships -- is on the
> >>> cladistic method not just unattained but unattainable."
> >
> > And all three of you -- Harshman, Janis, and yourself -- are perfectly
> > happy with that. I'm not.
>
> Thanks for all the "compliments", it means a lot.
Here, I was being very factual. You may take what I wrote as a compliment
if you wish.
Peter Nyikos
Professor, Dept. of Mathematics -- standard disclaimer--
University of So. Carolina
http://people.math.sc.edu/nyikos/