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ATHEISTS, EVOLUTIONISTS TO GET THE MIDDLE FINGER

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BREAKING NEWS
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WASHINGTON, DC (Rueters) -- The
Smithsonian Institution has happily
announced that Ed Conrad soon will
give it the middle finger.

Wayne Clough, Secretary, said
it's the petrified human finger that
Ed had discovered between anthracite
veins -- "meaning, obviously, that
man is as old as coal."

Since the finger is estimated to
be 280,000,000 years old -- See any
geology textbook for the age of
coal -- it emphatically proves
that the theory of man's evolution
is preposterous.

This is a neat photo of the
finger found between coal veins,
posing with its little brother.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg

This is an artist's rendition
of how snuggly the middle finger
fits on a person's hand.

https://mikesflyingpigs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/givingthefinger.jpg

Ed once accused the Smithsonian
of using every dirty trick in the
book -- deceit, deception, collusion
and conspiracy -- to ignore his
mind-boggling discoveries.

But just recently there has been
a thaw in their icy relationship.

Consequently, on March 17 (which,
coincidentally, is St. Paddy's Day),
the Smithsonian -- as well as all
atheists, evolutionists and
agnostics -- finally will admit
they were wrong.

HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg

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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg

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A FEW OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif

'EARS, JOHNNY!

http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg

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MAN AS OLD AS COAL

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genealogy/browse_thread/thread/1409ed3b4f7a7647
and
http://www.edconrad.com

PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH

http://www/edconrad.org

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MODERATORS' POSTSCRIPT

This was written long before Ed and the Smithsonian
became asshole buddies.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.politics.usa.congress/cjzezCKkXGA