VATICAN RESPONSE: PRICELESS 1834 PHOTOI SOLD ON EBAY FOR $9.99

[POPE FRANCIS]

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< GOOGLE NOTE: Our staff has painstakingly translated
this reply into English (below) because, as everybody
knows, almost nobody speaks Latin anymore.
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< "HOLY SHIT!"
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< RARE PHOTOGRAPH OF CHARLES DARWIN
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This is a color-enhanced black-and-white photograph
of Charles Darwin while he was taking a break from
his research in the Galapagos Islands in 1834. It
was discovered inside an antique porn magazine that
was purchased on eBay by one Ed Conrad of Hazleton,
Pa., for $9.99 plus $2.25 S/H. Sotheby's says it's
genuine and worth millions.
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< CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested

DISCOVERED BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence
existed to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
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But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory
of man's evolution -- and other creatures, for that matter.
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The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones,
teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins
has proven that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species,"
isn't worth the papyrus it was written on.
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It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while
coal was being formed -- perhaps even before -- and the most
golden rule of geology is that anthracite dates back at least 280
million years.
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Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable evidence
that the majority of evolutionists, atheists and physical
anthropologists continue to play a con game with their fellow man.
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They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental conspiracy
against mankind.
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< MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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< WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE

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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories
revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
a distinct resemblance to human bones via human comparative
anatomy, contain dried blood and, in some cases, other
relative components.
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This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad
is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons wearing
the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.
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The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and
even soft organs got broken and petrified.
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It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that existed
on earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering catastrophe.
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Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts that I have
discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains of man
and animals is a fraud and a phony.
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The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
Pennsylvania and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology,
paleontology and geology -- to mention just a few -- in
America's universities.
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I can ask "Why?" But I don't have to since I KNOW why this
hoax has long been perpetrated against mankind.
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It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The Scoundrels
of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely
affect their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their
cushy positions.
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God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
has gone on and on and on.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER

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A FEW OTHER DISCOVERIES

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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg

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A variety of state-of-the-art testing has confirmed that these
mind-boggling discoveries are neither rocks nor concretions
but fossils of creatures that once lived.
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They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the
tell-tale sign of bone), CAT-scans and SEM (scanning electronic
microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one of
the world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," personally had
examined several specimens and determined that one is a
a calvarium (a human skull with the eye sockets broken off),
another a tibia and a third a portion of a giant prehistoric
scorpion.
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Scrapings from the cranium-like specimen embedded in the
650-pound boulder were tested by American Medical Laboratories
in Chantilly, Va. -- considered the most prestigious medical
laboratory in the world -- which documented, in writing, that they
contain DRIED BLOOD.
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AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen key specimens
via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography and the presence of blood
was confirmed in an official "Final Report" authorized by Dr. Nathan
Sherman, director of laboratories.
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Blood not only was found in the skull-like object embedded in the
boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified as a calvarium.
(a human skull with the eye sockets broken off); the fossil that he
identified as a tibia; two specimens that appear to be human
jawbones, and in others.
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It's also important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne,
who had served as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research
Center for many years, had tested one of the discoveries between
coal veins and identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
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KROGMAN IDENTIFIED THIS FOSSIL AS A TIBIA
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Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
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Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric
scorpion identified as such by Krogman.
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