YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY . . .

[ED CONRAD]

Folks, as all of you know, I've been dishing out
plenty of good news on these pages for decades.

THAT MAN INDEED IS AS OLD AS COAL

Unfortunately, 99.9999 percent of you have refused
to believe -- or accept - it.

But today, instead of good news, we're bringing you
one of the saddest stories ever told.

(MODERATOR: PLEASE have a Kleenex handy.)

However, before you start shedding tears, let me give
some background.

This is a mind-boggling photo of one of the many
specimens of PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS that were situated
between coal veins and which I've had the good fortune
to discover.

It's a human femur (the longest bone in our body).

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg

As you can see, it's almost halfway embedded in
a multi-ton slab of slate (a near-cousin of coal).

It had been brought to the surface from deep
underground -- from a depth of about the length of
a football field -- during surface mining in the
hard coal" (anthracite) region of NE Pennsylvania.

Well, by now you know WHAT it is: a human femur
(even though the numbskull evolutionists insist it's
nothing more than a rock or a concretion).

(Hell, it couldn't possibly be a concretion because
it contains Haversian canals -- the tell-tale sign
of bone -- and, additionally, dried blood.

To make matters EVEN worse for my totally corrupt
evolutionist friends, it compares extremely favorable
to our femur based on human comparative anatomy.

But anyway . . .

In the months after discovering the petrified human
femur, I painstakingly kept searching the same area
and came across a very unusual object, also embedded
in a slab of slate (but much smaller).

It was found only about 20 yards from where the
human femur had been discovered.

Hmmm! I thought! Very interesting.

It looked very much like a human hand (the right one).

So I did what came natural. I placed a cigarette aside
the "human hand" -- if indeed it was a petrified human
hand -- io indicate its size.

IF it were a human hand, it seemed to be a wee bit
larger than the hand of someone with very large hands
(which was very interesting because the femur (even with
the bulb ends partially broken off) was also quite a bit
larger than that of the femur in a larger person's body).

In any event, after discovering the object that bore
a remarkable semblance to a human hand, I took a photo,
then put the camera down and made an attempt to remove
the petrified object from the slab of slate in which it
also was embedded.

C:\Users\bluehaili517\Desktop\Petrified-Hand.JPG

I learned, when touching it, it was not embedded as solidly
as the femur in the larger piece of slate. Still, I figured,
I could remove it completely and attempted to do so BUT . . .

KABOOM! It fell apart in my hands.

All of the pieces were on the ground before me and in
different directions. But, stupid me, I didn't retrieve
them. I just let them sit where they fell.

(Had I done so, I'm sure I would've been able to put
the pieces together like a crossword puzzle.)

It was only after finding more and more petrified human
remains -- over the next year or two -- that I knew
-- for sure -- that it was a human hand.

It was further undeniable physical evidence that man
-- in almost our present form but apparently a bit larger --
existed on earth while coal was in its early stages of[
solidification some 280 years ago -- if the geologists
are anywhere near correct about the age of coal.

Unfortunately, the elements already had dispersed parts
of the hand when I returned to the site at a later date
and the unfavorable situation was further compounded by
the fact that the slab of slate containing the hand-like
fossil originally had been found on a embankment with
a pitch about a 65 degrees).

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PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS THAT DIDN'T GET AWAY


HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg

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TEST RESULTS OF GRANULES REMOVED FROM
SKULL-LIKE OBJECT EMBEDDED IN BOULDER

OFFICIAL REPORT
AMERICAN MEDICAL LABORATORIES

Chantilly, Va.

51945059/0 Received: 04/08/2000

75843/Chantilly For Null

CALCULUS ANALYSIS BY CRYSTALLOGRAPHY

The specimen consists of a few small pieces of dried
blood. None of the constituents normally found in
urinary calculi are present.

*** FINAL REPORT ***

CP 978171-CS 84751

Nathan Sherman, M.D.
Director of Laboratories

Submitted by Physicians Clinical Laboratory
Hazleton National Bank Building
101 W. Broad St.

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OTHER PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS
(They've successfully passed state-of-the art testing)

ANOTHER PETRIFIED SKULL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG

PETRIFIED FINGER AND TOE
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg

PETRIFIED FEMUR
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg

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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato

"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring. Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon

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PETRIFIED TIBIA
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg

FRONTAL MANDIBLE (Jawbone)

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg

What a frontal portion of a human mandible looks like:

http://health-pictures.com/bone/images/mandible.jpg

SIDE VIEW OF HUMAN MANDIBLE
http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg

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"The right to search for truth
implies also a duty; one MUST
NOT conceal any part of what
one has recognized to be true."
-- Thomas Edison


"They (the evolutionisits have a skeleton
in their closet, Ed, and they don't want
to open the door."
-- Clayton Lennon

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PETRIFIED GALL BLADDER
(Cat-SCAN revealed it contains a gallstone)

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg

What a human gallbladder looks like:

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/8790.jpg

PETRIFIED HUMAN BRAIN
One of Its Two Hemispheres)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg

What one hemisphere of a human brain looks like.

http://images.encyclopedia.com/utility/image.aspx?id=2793408&imagetype=Hero

Furthermore, the pseudo-birds claim this isn't . . .

A HANDCRAFTED WOODEN TOOL

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

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"I am also convinced that science pursues
a foolish and possibly fatal policy when it
tries to keep up its bluff of omniscience
in matters of which it is still woefully
ignorant. Sooner or later, the intelligent
public is going to call that bluff."
Dr. Earnest Hooton, Harvard University
author of "Apes, Men and Morons"

"Any profession that does not supply
its own criticism and iconoclasm
will discover that someone else
will do the job, and usually in
a way it does not like."
Norman Macbeth, author of
"Darwin Retried: An Appeal to Reason")

[scared.s...@gmail.com]

On Friday, April 24, 2015 at 10:29:40 AM UTC-4, ED CONRAD wrote:
>
> YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY . . .
<
Mr. Ed Conrad:

I am writing on behalf of my clients: Plato,
Tom Edison, Norman Macbeth, CLayton Lennon
and Prof. Ernie Hooton.

How much longer do they have to wait to get
paid for those excellent quotes they gave you?

Please reimburse soonest or you'll find your
ass in LARGE CLAIMS court.

Sol Goldstein, Esq.

Goldberg, Goldstein, Golddigger and McGillicuddy

P.S.:

We understand you're about to be sued for
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