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Aug 30, 2008, 4:25:03 AM8/30/08
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Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced

By Auslan Cramb, Scottish Correspondent
Last Updated: 2:35AM GMT 15 Nov 2007

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his
bicycle has been put on probation for three years.

Robert Stewart's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms around
the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on him in a
hostel room.


The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the
door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move
his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".

The police were called and at a hearing last month Mr Stewart was placed on
the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace.

The case has prompted criticism of "loony British laws", but he ended up in
court because the "shocked" cleaners said they had knocked repeatedly before
opening the door.

At Ayr sheriff court on the west coast of Scotland today, Mr Stewart was
sentenced for the rare offence and for a separate breach of the peace charge
for threatening a member of staff in a hostel in the town.

The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems, and he was
placed under the supervision of a social worker and warned that if he
re-offended he would be sent to prison.

Sheriff Colin Miller added: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I
had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on
me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. "

Mr Stewart, an unemployed bachelor, has described the incident as a
misunderstanding caused by too much drink, and said claims that he was
having sex with the bike were "a load of rubbish".

His solicitor Gerry Tierney described his client as a "sad little man" who
was trying to tackle his drink problem.

He added: "When the cleaners came in, he thought he was having fun with
them. He does not think it is funny any more, and he has had to move home
three times because he has been targeted because of the offence."

Mr Stewart's exploits have also earned him multiple dishonourable mentions
on the internet.

After the story appeared on Telegraph.co.uk, it spread to Canada, the USA,
South Africa and Australia.

On chat forums north and south of the equator participants continue to
ponder some of the issues raised by the case.

Has the bicycle in question been taken into protective custody, asked one?

Other contributors wanted to know if he had been banned from bike sheds in
his hometown of Ayr, whether the bicycle in question was over 16 years old,
and exactly what sex with a bicycle involves.

But answers came there none today as Mr Stewart left court with his head
bowed and sought to hurry out of the limelight.

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On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:25:03 -0700, "NewsToBeRead"
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>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html

The magistrate Millar should be sacked. It is clear that he has not
got a clue how to carry out his duties. If you open a closed door then
you have to expect what you find, even if you do knock first.
Sometimes people make that extra effort just so they can feel
offended.

max.it

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Aug 30, 2008, 4:27:03 PM8/30/08
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<max.it> wrote in message news:48b988b6...@news.btinternet.com...

I,ve heard of the 'village bike' but not a metal one.
--
Rog
http://www.rog.4rensics.org


mike cornmeal

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Aug 30, 2008, 5:26:15 PM8/30/08
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johnty

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Aug 31, 2008, 4:41:54 AM8/31/08
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On 30 Aug, 18:56, (max.it) wrote:
> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:25:03 -0700, "NewsToBeRead"
>
> <NewsToBeR...@USA.Com> wrote:
> >http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-b...

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> The magistrate Millar should be sacked.

Sheriff in Scotland, not magistrate.


Duncan Heenan

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Aug 31, 2008, 9:14:22 AM8/31/08
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"himself" <ber...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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This story reminds me of the sad case of the lorry drive who had sex with
his artic. How he's HGV positive.
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Duncan Heenan

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