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"PITBULL WAS MY BITCH" a true story

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TICKYUL

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Apr 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/23/99
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There has been a brown pitbull running around my
neighborhood.He is a big(100 lbs)strong,mike tyson looking dog.Well I got sick
of this dog acting like he was the greatest braying dunkey in the hood.This dog
will mark the whole neighborhood sniffing and barking at me.
The other day I was working outside on my car when the
dummy doggie came into my driveway and started marking on my grass.I went
upstairs and got some hamburger and lured pitbull shitbull into my garage.As
soon as the pit got into my garage I shut the door and a look of anger came
over pitbulls face.
I threw the hamburger into the garbage and picked up a hard
heavy rubber sap(that is filled wth cement).I was very confident that I could
defeat this animal because,hey! I am human and he is dog.I walked toward the
pit with my hard heavy(almost 8 lbs)sap in my hand.Pitbull is starting to bear
his teeth and show that he intends to stay his ground.I am walking towards
pitbull and yelling at him "HEY FUCKER YOU AINT SHIT", "COME ON FUCKHEAD","I'LL
FUCKING KILL YOU YA PIECE OF SHIT".I am shouting all of this stuff at pitbull
and walking towards him to try to make him break down and show the universal
sign of dog submission(on back presenting genitals).He will not submit so I
keep walking towards him.
I got about 4 feet from pitbull when he shocked the hell out
of me and lunged for me with bared fangs.Pitbull managed to grab on to my left
calf,and it hurt like hell.I managed to keep my composure and did not drop my
sap.I swung the sap as hard as I could and hit pitbull on the thigh really
hard.He did not let go and kept tearing into my calf(although the hit made him
loosen up his grip).I felt like I was going to loose consiousness if this dog
kept his grip(starting to get dizzy).I swung the sap one more time with all I
had left and hit the shitty pit with all of my strength.The blow was in the
exact same spot and I must have really hurt him because he immediately let go
of my leg(I no longer belive that crap about pits being immune to pain like
everyone believes) and started screaming like a puppy that is getting its face
burned off.I could see that the pits thigh immediately swelled to twice its
normal size.

I was now in a position to impose my will on shitty pitty.In
the garage wtih just me and pit I felt like a god.Pitbull was bawling like a
puppy in the corner(real loud YIKE YIKE YIKE YIKE YIKE,I am lucky I live on a
dead end road or someone would have called police)I started walking towards
pitbull and snarled a really vicous snarl at him,ROAR,ARR ROAR,ARF,ARF,ROAR.I
can see the fear in pitbulls eyes and I feel great.As I walk across the room
snarling pitbull starts shaking.When I get 4 feet from pitbull he turns over on
his back and presents his genitals to me.I get down on my hands and knees and
start snarling again at pitbull right into his face.Pitbull whimpers and shuts
his eyes as hard as he can.I stop snarling and do what I have seen a lot of
other dogs do to the ones they are dominating.I start sniffing the dog all
over(he still has his eyes scrunched shut)and I sniff his groin area to show
supreme domination.
Now comes the time when I have to teach shitty pitty a lesson.He is
on the ground in the corner and I grab his backside and make him stand on his
feet.When he is on his feet I mount his butt,although I do not actually
penetrate him because I have my clothes on.When I mount him He has a look like
you would think a college coed would have if she was getting raped.
So I did this fake pumping for about 10 minutes just to terrorize the mutt and
teach him never to fuck with a human again.The whole time he aint brave pitbull
anymore he is MY BITCH PUPPY.
I was getting kinda turned on by all of this pumping on pitbull and
I actually had some pretty good wood going.I am not going to lie,I put on a
rubber and busted that dogs ass open.I pumped on him and he was screaming the
whole time and his asshole was a bloddy mess.It felt good dominating such a
powerfull beast,his butt was nice and tight.
I beat pitbull to death after I raped him and threw him into the
woods in my back yard.It took six hard blows with my sap to fully put him
away,that is one tough bitch puppy.


ps:it took 12 stitches to close the wound on my leg but it was worth it.

tic...@aol.com


JFRCHRDSN

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Apr 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/23/99
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Pathetic LITTLE liar.

JohnR

Becky

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Apr 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/23/99
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You should be reported to AOL for making such a post.True or not you are a
sick idiot.
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Christy

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Apr 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/23/99
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TICKYUL <tic...@aol.com> wrote in message
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(Snip deluded trollpuke)


When he is on his feet I mount his butt,although I do not actually
> penetrate him because I have my clothes on.

> tic...@aol.com
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The clothing was the only thing stopping you, eh?
Now you know, next time, take your clothes off first.

Christy
Who hopes if tickyul the troll ever actually TRIES this crap, he is nekked,
and his thigh is not the dog's target.

M. Alderlieste

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Apr 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/23/99
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Live must be hell for you. You where one of the neards at school right ?
Never had a loving father and mother right ? Your mommy walked the streets,

right ? You had to take a lot of abuse from daddy right ?
Your about 3 feet tall right ? You have a job scratching shit of the
pavement, right ?
You are sexually not quite sure of yourself right ?
People tend not to take any notice of you right ?
I think you live in two worlds at the same time. Your the submissive little
shit
that lets himself be bossed around in the real world and you are God in
your
own little imaginary world.
Ha,Ha, step aside asshole i am coming true.

O, yeah before i forget, have yourself a nice little imaginary day.

Marco


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Marco de Groot

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Apr 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/23/99
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if your're such a tough guy...why do you need this bull shit for... ... man
you make me angry !!
i'll gonna send you a little message...
Marco
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Nic

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Apr 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/23/99
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TICKYUL <tic...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> ps:it took 12 stitches to close the wound on my leg but it was worth
it.

http://www.teleport.com/~pitbull/Troll.jpg

zeme...@mstg.net

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Apr 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/24/99
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This guy is a pretty disgusting story teller. He posts to some sick
discussion groups too. Don't even bother giving him/her/it the time of day.

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The Ravens

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Apr 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/24/99
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All I can say, is

SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.

D.

lonewolf

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Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
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You obviously are the lowest form of life in existance on the planet.Only
the lowest form of life could even hink such a thing.

TICKYUL

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Apr 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/25/99
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>You obviously are the lowest form of life in existance on the planet.Only
>the lowest form of life could even hink such a thing.
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It happened fuckmutton,we will have a physical competition between me and your
favorite dog and see who wins.


Sprague173

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Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
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>It happened fuckmutton,we will have a physical competition between me and
>your
>favorite dog and see who wins.
>

You better pray you never run into me because the competition will be between
you and me and I WILL win.
It is pretty sad and I guess people should feel sorry for you because you
cannot find a human companion you have to go around raping dogs. It is just
hard to pity such a low life form

TICKYUL

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Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
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I have been in many fights with both animals and humans(aver 500 street
fights).I am a professional nhb fighter.I am 7foot6 and weigh 590 lbs.I am also
7% bodyfat.I have a human companion thank you very much and I am a very
attractive man.My boyfriend really thinks that I am very attractive.


Sprague173

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Apr 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/26/99
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After this I am convinced you are probably around 16 very short very fat and
very unattractive. You would probably run at the first sign of a fight. Your
story was fabricated to start shit. Hope you succeeded in getting the attention
you so crave.

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