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Cronic3

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Dec 3, 2001, 2:29:01 PM12/3/01
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drink coffee at Starbucks

pay $60 to get their hair cut and then tip the person who cut their hair.


who can think of any more????


Johnfwolfe

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Dec 3, 2001, 5:58:27 PM12/3/01
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>Subject: Things gay people do.....
>From: cro...@aol.comsanta333 (Cronic3) wrote:

---------------------------------------------------

Umm...screw other guys in the ass?


Cronic3

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Dec 3, 2001, 6:06:45 PM12/3/01
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Umm...screw other guys in the ass?>>>>>

that goes without saying......
I guess I should have said......
Things gay people do when not screwing other guys in the ass......


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Steamer

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Dec 3, 2001, 7:07:44 PM12/3/01
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Cronic3 wrote:
>
> Umm...screw other guys in the ass?>>>>>
>
> that goes without saying......
> I guess I should have said......
> Things gay people do when not screwing other guys in the ass......
>
How about worship Vinnie Vincent as if he was some kind of God?

Oh wait, that also goes without saying. The subject header should say
"Things gay people do when not screwing other guys in the ass while
listening to the pitiful sounds of the Pink Stink". :-)


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Wesley

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Dec 3, 2001, 8:50:15 PM12/3/01
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> drink coffee at Starbucks
>
> pay $60 to get their hair cut and then tip the person who cut their hair.
>
>
> who can think of any more????

What so hard? just simple say "THANK YOU SEE YOU LATER"


Rich Uncle Skeleton

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Dec 3, 2001, 11:20:37 PM12/3/01
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>who can think of any more????
-----------------------------------------------
Uh... Watch figure skating?
________________
sing, monkey, sing

DRSMITH666

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Dec 3, 2001, 11:43:34 PM12/3/01
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Well there are many types of GAYS:

Some fiddle around with thier SHAWN CASSIDY LP's,

Some collect ABBA or FLOCK OF SEAGULLS

Hmmm.... many gays burn INSENCE.

Wear "androgynous" perfume oil such as PATCHOULI

The CLOSET GAY may weark CK-1

If a guy is skinny, longish hair, intellectual, wears GLASSES and preferrs the
company of other geeks who are into STAR WARS or Dungeons and Dragons, would it
be a safe bet to say he's gay?

Johnfwolfe

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Dec 4, 2001, 12:24:38 AM12/4/01
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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: tark...@aol.com (Rich Uncle Skeleton) wrote:
>
>Uh... Watch figure skating?
--------------------------------------------------------

Is there even ONE straight figure skater? Aside from some of the clown-faced
broads, who make Paul Stanley's makeup look understated, that alleged "sport"
is like watching ice hockey for queers.

The Mothman of Point Pleasant

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Dec 4, 2001, 12:26:05 AM12/4/01
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Cronic3 wrote:

Show an abnormal interest in interior decorating or fashion design.
--
Mothman
..."Bother!" said Pooh, as he built a glove with knives for fingers.

Wesley

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Dec 4, 2001, 1:57:35 AM12/4/01
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or worst he could be serial killer


Arrogant

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Dec 4, 2001, 3:07:58 AM12/4/01
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How about make really stupid lists.......

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Cronic3

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Dec 4, 2001, 7:09:48 AM12/4/01
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How about make really stupid lists.......>>>>>>

you misspelled lisp......

Greg Aga

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Dec 4, 2001, 7:00:37 AM12/4/01
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After reading this list, I better stop listeneing to KISS just because I'm
gay. What the hell have I been thinking. All this time I could be wasting
$4.00 on a bad cup of coffee at starbucks, stop going to Great Cuts where
hair cuts are $10 and start paying $60.00....damn! All these things I am
missing out on...

Stop stereotyping people.

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Johnfwolfe

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Dec 4, 2001, 12:03:10 PM12/4/01
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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: "Greg Aga" aga...@mediaone.net wrote:
>
>After reading this list, I better stop listeneing to KISS just because I'm
>gay. What the hell have I been thinking. All this time I could be wasting
>$4.00 on a bad cup of coffee at starbucks, stop going to Great Cuts where
>hair cuts are $10 and start paying $60.00....damn! All these things I am
>missing out on...
------------------------------------------------------------------

Maybe you should also try buying something new for a change.
All those antiques are making your apartment look really old.

JVV4sm

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Dec 4, 2001, 3:33:32 PM12/4/01
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You never saw Katarina Witt in all your years of watching TV?

JVV4sm

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Dec 4, 2001, 3:34:46 PM12/4/01
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>On 03 Dec 2001 19:29:01 GMT, cro...@aol.comsanta333 (Cronic3) wrote:
>
>>drink coffee at Starbucks
>>
>>pay $60 to get their hair cut and then tip the person who cut their hair.
>>
>>
>>who can think of any more????
>>
>>
>>
>
>Paint a star over one of their eyes and singing songs like "Lick It
>Up"


join a band in North Carolina

wdoda

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He has got you there, dude.


Cougar Ric

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Dec 4, 2001, 5:29:24 PM12/4/01
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They post messages about gay related topics like you just did.

Cronic3 wrote in message <20011203142901...@mb-cj.aol.com>...

Eric Carr

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Dec 4, 2001, 6:03:12 PM12/4/01
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Drink wine.

Cronic3

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Dec 4, 2001, 6:14:38 PM12/4/01
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They post messages about gay related topics like you just did.>>>>>>

well, that quiz I took a while back said I was 32% gay.......
I guess I just couldn't keep it repressed any longer.
I hope this doesn't mean I have to start listening to Radiohead and going to
support group meetings. I don't have a thing to wear.

Johnfwolfe

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Dec 4, 2001, 6:19:36 PM12/4/01
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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: jvv...@aol.comNOSPAM (JVV4sm) wrote:

>You never saw Katarina Witt in all your years of watching TV?

-------------------------------------------------------

Yeah, I've seen her. Donald Trump said that she's a pimple-faced skank.

Greg Aga

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Dec 4, 2001, 8:23:59 PM12/4/01
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Antiques? BLAH. Never!

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Greg Aga

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So straight people don't drink wine? Don't tell that to any italian family!

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Pyro Messiah

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Dec 4, 2001, 8:40:01 PM12/4/01
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>Yeah, I've seen her. Donald Trump said that she's a pimple-faced skank.

Playboy must have thought otherwise when they did a pictorial with her.


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Johnfwolfe

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Dec 4, 2001, 9:23:23 PM12/4/01
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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: vvwa...@aol.comm (Pyro Messiah) wrote:
>
>Playboy must have thought otherwise when they did a pictorial with her.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Get real. Playboy can make Roseanne look halfway decent. Hell,
they could probably turn Jw4 into Playmate of the Year. Playboy
has a secret team of Nazi scientists that works day and night on the
photo models and on the photo negatives. Even the Elephant Man
and my own hairy dimpled ass would end up looking hot in that magazine.

Bone Machine

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Dec 5, 2001, 1:20:30 AM12/5/01
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>drink coffee at Starbucks
>
>pay $60 to get their hair cut and then tip the person who cut their hair.
>
>
>who can think of any more????
>
>

Listen to Yanni (or John Tesh or any other new age jazz shit)
"If you walk by a cake and see the devil's food missing,
you know I've been there."
--Gene $immons

DRSMITH666

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Dec 5, 2001, 3:33:33 AM12/5/01
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>After reading this list, I better stop listeneing to KISS just because I'm
>gay. What the hell have I been thinking. All this time I could be wasting
>$4.00 on a bad cup of coffee at starbucks, stop going to Great Cuts where
>hair cuts are $10 and start paying $60.00....damn! All these things I am
>missing out on...

Let me get this straight: You are actually ADMITTING that you have had sex with
another man???!!!

Killer Rabbit

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I believe he has said this before....Greg *is* gay. I do believe his
sarcasm is lost on you.

Lori =^.^=


malcolm

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Dec 5, 2001, 9:01:38 AM12/5/01
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DRSMITH..... if your trying to stereotype people your not doing very
good job. You are the biggest queer in this discussion group. Not once
have you posted a "real" thing to discuss except how you think everyone
is gay. I think this is your way to get a date with a man. So you should
go to GAY mans club. Or start your own discussion group and call it DR.
QUEER LIPS

The Mothman of Point Pleasant

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Dec 5, 2001, 10:39:12 AM12/5/01
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malcolm wrote:

What the hell are queer lips????
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Mothman
..."Bother!" said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.

Johnfwolfe

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>From: The Mothman of Point Pleasant uvzf59x...@sneakemail.com wrote:
>
>What the hell are queer lips????
-----------------------------------------------

I think it's around the vagina on a transsexual.

Johnfwolfe

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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: drsmi...@aol.com (DRSMITH666) wrote:

>Let me get this straight: You are actually ADMITTING that you have had sex
>with another man???!!!

--------------------------------------------------------

Yes, and let me tell you something, Pal:
His mustache made my sparks ignite.

Greg Aga

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Dec 5, 2001, 4:59:05 PM12/5/01
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Yanni?? I'll puke now...

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Greg Aga

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This newsgroup makes me laugh so much, I think it's why I keep reading it.

Cause we all know, being gay means you can't like ANYTHING a straight person
does... ha!!! What a crock of shit


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Johnfwolfe

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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: "Greg Aga" aga...@mediaone.net wrote:

>Cause we all know, being gay means you can't like ANYTHING a straight person
>does... ha!!! What a crock of shit

-------------------------------------------------

In that case, it's time to bring in the big guns: I like girls.
Checkmate.

DRSMITH666

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LOL!!! A little defensive there are you? In case it flew over your head, this
whole thread is nothing but a joke. Do you even have a life beyond reading this
newsgroup?

Greg Aga

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your point. I like them too. oh yea, and I have had plenty of sex with them
too. So, again, your point?

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Wesley

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"Greg Aga" <aga...@mediaone.net> wrote in message
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> your point. I like them too. oh yea, and I have had plenty of sex with
them
> too. So, again, your point?

and you wear condom?

Greg Aga

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I said I am gay, so by association of that, yes I am. Big deal. Get over it
and while you're at it, get over yourself.

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Greg Aga

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Some people may joke, yea, but does one have to stoop so low to degrade
people?

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Johnfwolfe

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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: "Greg Aga" aga...@mediaone.net wrote:

>Some people may joke, yea, but does one have to stoop so low to degrade
>people?

------------------------------------------------

Yeah. The degradation is supposed to take place strictly
in the Kiss S&M newsgroup.


Steve H

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Dec 5, 2001, 10:51:43 PM12/5/01
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You would have been better off not telling people here, now you will only be
flamed and bashed!
I feel bad for you and unfortunately thats how some idiots in this ng are

Steve H

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Dec 5, 2001, 10:54:05 PM12/5/01
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You and your jokes go too far you need to watch what you say to people!
And a joke isn't a joke unless the right people laugh and I seriously doubt that
this man or other homosexual men/women would appreciate them either

Caffeine

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Dec 6, 2001, 2:50:01 AM12/6/01
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> And a joke isn't a joke unless the right people laugh

i don't think that's true...now, it may be a bad joke, or a joke in
extremely poor taste, or a highly inappropriate joke, but that doesn't mean
it's not a joke...

and who gets to say who the "right people" are?

i wish people would stop worrying about offending people...that's the basis
of most jokes--making fun of someone or something...

CaFfEiNe

--
***Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?****

DRSMITH666

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>You and your jokes go too far you need to watch what you say to people!
>And a joke isn't a joke unless the right people laugh and I seriously doubt
>that
>this man or other homosexual men/women would appreciate them either

I didn't start the thread. I just responded like everyone else did.

DRSMITH666

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Dec 6, 2001, 3:05:41 AM12/6/01
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>You would have been better off not telling people here, now you will only be
>flamed and bashed!
>I feel bad for you and unfortunately thats how some idiots in this ng are
>

Oh shut up ain't no one gonna be messing w/ him.

Steve H

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People don't make racist jokes and not mean anything by them!

Steve H

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Dec 6, 2001, 8:27:50 AM12/6/01
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I don't care WHO started the thread, you STILL need to watch what you say to
people!
Someone else starting a thread doesn't entitle you to step in and make so called
"racial jokes" (which aren't jokes at all and aren't funny even more!)

Greg Aga

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Dec 6, 2001, 6:35:31 AM12/6/01
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Steve... I don't need anyone feeling bad for me, because I don't have a
problem. But thanks anyway..

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Greg Aga

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stupid not to, for anyone, gay or straight

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Greg Aga

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The funny thing is... there are more gay posts in the KISS newsgroup than in
the gay ones I read.

Most of the time I get a laugh out of it, but when the sterotyping comes in,
its bull shit. All the crap people mentioned about "gay things people do" is
done by ALL people.

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The Mothman of Point Pleasant

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Greg Aga wrote:

> Most of the time I get a laugh out of it, but when the sterotyping comes in,
> its bull shit. All the crap people mentioned about "gay things people do" is
> done by ALL people.
>

Not me. I don't know jack about fashion design or interior decorating.
--
Mothman
..."Bother," said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.

The Mothman of Point Pleasant

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Steve H wrote:

> You and your jokes go too far you need to watch what you say to people!
> And a joke isn't a joke unless the right people laugh and I seriously doubt that
> this man or other homosexual men/women would appreciate them either
>

Did you hear about the woman who was attacked in Central Park by three
gay men? Two of them held her down while the other one did her hair.

Pyro Messiah

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>People don't make racist jokes and not mean anything by them!

Homosexuality is a race?


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Steve H

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Dec 6, 2001, 3:26:11 PM12/6/01
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Prejudice and racism go hand in hand so you can actually say either that
ties in with one another

Cronic3

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Dec 6, 2001, 4:03:37 PM12/6/01
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Prejudice and racism go hand in hand so you can actually say either that
ties in with one another>>>>>

Prejudice is practiced by every single person in the world.....Racism is not.

Is it racist to watch your back when you walk past a group of "gangstas" in a
mall parking lot???
Or is that just a prejudice you learn from
watching the news and reading the paper?

They're two completely different things....


Pyro Messiah

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>They're two completely different things....

Racism is a form or prejudice.

Prejudice, like it's name implies means to pre-judge someone. Racism is when
you discriminate or prejudice based on the color of their skin.

DRSMITH666

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Dec 6, 2001, 4:26:47 PM12/6/01
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>I don't care WHO started the thread, you STILL need to watch what you say to
>people!
>Someone else starting a thread doesn't entitle you to step in and make so
>called
>"racial jokes" (which aren't jokes at all and aren't funny even more!)
>

It's funny how you single ME out and ignore everything that everyone else has
said. (By the way, Steve...you're not very good at this...)

DRSMITH666

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Dec 6, 2001, 4:27:43 PM12/6/01
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>
>Most of the time I get a laugh out of it, but when the sterotyping comes in,
>its bull shit. All the crap people mentioned about "gay things people do" is
>done by ALL people.

OK Greg, just between you, me and the lamp post, you have to admit that SOME
stereotypes are spot on!

DRSMITH666

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Dec 6, 2001, 4:29:41 PM12/6/01
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>
>People don't make racist jokes and not mean anything by them!
>

OH BULL SHIT!!!!! - I've heard / told racist jokes all my life and don't mean a
THING by them, it's just that they are funny because they may ring w/ a bit of
truth!!

BY THE WAY, dumbass - BLACKS HAVE THIER JOKES THEY TELL TOO YOU KNOW. And I
don't take it personally. I know they don'te mean anything by it.

Grow up.

DRSMITH666

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Dec 6, 2001, 4:30:59 PM12/6/01
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>>People don't make racist jokes and not mean anything by them!
>
>Homosexuality is a race?

It certainly is. Let me tell you, when there is a new BETTE MIDLER release,
there is a huge RACE to all the stores on the release date...

DRSMITH666

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Dec 6, 2001, 4:32:26 PM12/6/01
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>Is it racist to watch your back when you walk past a group of "gangstas" in a
>mall parking lot???
>Or is that just a prejudice you learn from
>watching the news and reading the paper?
>
>They're two completely different things....
>

Yeah Cronic these bleeding hearts don't know the difference though. These are
the same people who allowed the 9 - 11 attacks to occur, IMO.

Johnfwolfe

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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: vvwa...@aol.comm (Pyro Messiah) wrote:
>
>Homosexuality is a race?
------------------------------------------------------

Good question. How fast can a typical fag run?


Cronic3

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Dec 6, 2001, 5:26:16 PM12/6/01
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Did you hear about the woman who was attacked in Central Park by three
gay men? Two of them held her down while the other one did her hair.>>>>>

haha.....

Hey gays......feel free to post jokes about
heterosexuals.....


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Greg Aga

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You can put sterotypes and labels on just about everyone. The problem is,
and this isn't just regarding gays, but everything, the "sterotype" is not
the majority. If some people stopped to buy a clue, they would realize that.

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Greg Aga

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there is the difference, we don't do that.

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Pyro Messiah

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>Good question. How fast can a typical fag run?
>

One of your better ones Wolfe, I'll give you credit for that.

Pyro Messiah

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>there is the difference, we don't do that.

Isn't that a stereotype?

j/k

Wesley

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"Pyro Messiah" <vvwa...@aol.comm> wrote in message
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> >People don't make racist jokes and not mean anything by them!
>
> Homosexuality is a race?

NO


I HAVE SEEN BLACK & WHITE COUPLE LOVER?!


Wesley

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Yeah some people can't take as joke 'cos they are dumbass!!! I have 2
brothers my baby brother can take joke and my older brother CAN'T take any
joke, in fact he is graduated he is very clever but very DUMBASS when he
take any joke!!!


DRSMITH666

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>You can put sterotypes and labels on just about everyone. The problem is,
>and this isn't just regarding gays, but everything, the "sterotype" is not
>the majority. If some people stopped to buy a clue, they would realize that.

So... do you have a cheesy mustache and wear a black and white checkered
shirt..?

Hidell

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Dec 6, 2001, 7:47:05 PM12/6/01
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>All the crap people mentioned about "gay things people do" is done by ALL
people.
>>
>Not me. I don't know jack about fashion design or interior decorating.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is true for me as well. I have no what the lyrics to "Shake Your Bon
Bon" are.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Craptastic

Greg Aga

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see for yourself, if you're man enough!

http://hometown.aol.com/watertnboy


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Greg Aga

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Nor do I, but you do know the name of the song.... interesting!


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Johnfwolfe

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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: "Greg Aga" aga...@mediaone.net wrote:
>
>Most of the time I get a laugh out of it, but when the sterotyping comes in,
>its bull shit. All the crap people mentioned about "gay things people do" is
>done by ALL people.
---------------------------------------------------

Not altogether true. Personally, I only shove lube
up my ass when my hemorrhoids are killing me.

Johnfwolfe

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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: drsmi...@aol.com (DRSMITH666) wrote:

>So... do you have a cheesy mustache and wear a black and white checkered
>shirt..?

--------------------------------------------------

Don't knock it. If you're out on a date, the shirt comes in
handy for a game of checkers after a relaxing blow job.

Hidell

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>Nor do I, but you do know the name of the song.... interesting!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You flirt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Craptastic

Hidell

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Dec 6, 2001, 10:38:31 PM12/6/01
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>see for yourself, if you're man enough!
>
>http://hometown.aol.com/watertnboy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is RMAK turning into a gay bar? I think someone just pinched my ass.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Craptastic

Kissin' Time

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Dec 6, 2001, 11:04:30 PM12/6/01
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I'm glad you know what Shake Yoru Bon Bon is cause I have no idea.

Killer Rabbit

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"Greg Aga" <aga...@mediaone.net> wrote in message
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> see for yourself, if you're man enough!
>
> http://hometown.aol.com/watertnboy
>
>

Amazing...you look like any other guy on the street. You know, you might
run a small streak of terror in a few guys here. You see, now they are
going to be staring over their shoulder at every guy and wondering if he's
straight or gay!! ;-)

Lori =^.^=


Johnfwolfe

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Dec 7, 2001, 12:52:35 AM12/7/01
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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: slice...@aol.com (Hidell) wrote:

> Is RMAK turning into a gay bar? I think someone just pinched my ass.

--------------------------------------------------------

Sorry, but there was a power failure and I had no idea it was you.

Johnfwolfe

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Dec 7, 2001, 1:01:31 AM12/7/01
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>Subject: Re: Things gay people do.....
>From: "Killer Rabbit" killer...@verizon.net wrote:
>
>Amazing...you look like any other guy on the street. You know, you might
>run a small streak of terror in a few guys here. You see, now they are
>going to be staring over their shoulder at every guy and wondering if he's
>straight or gay!! ;-)
--------------------------------------------------------

I don't know about that. That first photo has a hand cruising and gliding a
little too close to the personal runway, if you get my drift. Then again, I'm
not his target audience, so maybe it's a good idea to have it readily available
for guys searching for takeoff and landing. What do you think, Jw4? I'm not
qualified to judge.

The Mothman of Point Pleasant

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Dec 7, 2001, 1:19:04 AM12/7/01
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Greg Aga wrote:

> You can put sterotypes and labels on just about everyone. The problem is,
> and this isn't just regarding gays, but everything, the "sterotype" is not
> the majority. If some people stopped to buy a clue, they would realize that.
>
>

Most people do know that, I believe. It's just fun to make crude jokes
at someone else's expense. In my case, I'm an equal opportunity
stereotyper (stereotypist???)... I'll slam gays, lesbians, blacks,
Hispanics, Polish and any other group.
--
Mothman
..."Bother!" said Pooh, as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.

The Mothman of Point Pleasant

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Dec 7, 2001, 1:33:25 AM12/7/01
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Steve H wrote:

> You and your jokes go too far you need to watch what you say to people!
> And a joke isn't a joke unless the right people laugh and I seriously doubt that
> this man or other homosexual men/women would appreciate them either
>

Okay let's tell poor white trash jokes instead:

Q: What do you call a West Virginia farmer with three sheep?
A: A pimp.

Q: Why do hick guys from Georgia have shit in their moustaches?
A: Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Q: What does a 12 year old Kentucky girl say when she loses her
virginity?
A: "Get off, Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes"

Q: What do you call 32 Alabama women standing in a football field?
A: A full set of teeth.

Hidell

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>I'm glad you know what Shake Yoru Bon Bon is cause I have no idea.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Congratulations. You're *more* straight than me. You got that out just
in time too, because jw4 was about to ambush you with a roll of Saran wrap and
a few dozen jalapeno peppers. Muy caliente indeed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Craptastic

DRSMITH666

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Dec 7, 2001, 3:39:17 AM12/7/01
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>Most people do know that, I believe. It's just fun to make crude jokes
>at someone else's expense. In my case, I'm an equal opportunity
>stereotyper (stereotypist???)... I'll slam gays, lesbians, blacks,
>Hispanics, Polish and any other group.

If some of these bleeding heart Political Correct types had it THIER way, then
the JAY LENO MONOLOGUE would be banned!!!!

DRSMITH666

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Dec 7, 2001, 3:41:42 AM12/7/01
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>see for yourself, if you're man enough!
>
>http://hometown.aol.com/watertnboy
>

OK you look like a pretty normal person, what in the world made you decide that
you HAD to be gay?? I mean couldn't you just be a straight guy who secretly
fantasises about guys once in a while? What causes a person to go full tilt to
one side and claim they are "GAY" and not bisexual? I'm not trying to be funny
this time, I'm serious.

Greg Aga

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Dec 7, 2001, 6:56:00 AM12/7/01
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how the hell is that flirting?

"Hidell" <slice...@aol.com> wrote in message

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Greg Aga

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Dec 7, 2001, 6:58:02 AM12/7/01
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Lori, when you're a hockey player, you need that mean streak in you! :)

"Killer Rabbit" <killer...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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Greg Aga

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Dec 7, 2001, 6:59:10 AM12/7/01
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My hand is on my leg, not touching anything. you know, when taking a pic
with a self timer, you don't have that much time to "pose"

"Johnfwolfe" <johnf...@aol.comnet> wrote in message
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Greg Aga

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Dec 7, 2001, 6:59:32 AM12/7/01
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and that makes it ok?

"The Mothman of Point Pleasant" <uvzf59x...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
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Greg Aga

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Dec 7, 2001, 7:09:22 AM12/7/01
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It's not something you just up and decide. I had a girlfriend for 5+ years
and was never completely happy. I have been with someone now for 9 years,
and I am completely happy. It's all about who you feel compfortable with.
But get the thought out of your mind that it's a choice. It's not a choice.

My question is, why does it matter to anyone who someone else may sleep
with? If you met me, not knowing who I was, you would never know I was gay
and i'd be just like anyone else. Because of that really, no one has a
problem with me, it seems only people on here do. I've never been publically
bashed, made fun of, etc. I'm the way I am and I have to be happy with that,
so I am.

Tell me, what is "normal" to you?

Is normal 2 25 year old guys running an underage and having sex with
underage FEMALE prositutes? Is it normal for men to rape women? Or is that
OK because they aren't doing it to another man? What is normal????

I wake up, go to work, drink beer, get drunk, love sports, love music, play
the drums, hang out at sports bars, play pool, go to the gym, play hockey,
love KISS and go home to someone I love...What is abnormal about all that?
To me, nothing.


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Cronic3

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Dec 7, 2001, 7:26:18 AM12/7/01
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>see for yourself, if you're man enough!
>
>http://hometown.aol.com/watertnboy>>>>>

You've got on an Abercrombie and Fitch hat......
You might as well have "I like penises inserted in my poop chute." tattoed on
your forehead.

Cronic Disorder web-site @ http://www.cronic3.com
ANTiSEEN web-site @ htpp://www.antiseen.com


Someone

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Dec 8, 2001, 12:59:03 AM12/8/01
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. . . make inane lists at rmak.


"Cronic3" <cro...@aol.comsanta333> wrote in message
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> drink coffee at Starbucks
>
> pay $60 to get their hair cut and then tip the person who cut their hair.
>
>
> who can think of any more????
>
>
>
>


Someone

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Dec 8, 2001, 1:01:47 AM12/8/01
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Yeah, or you could pay $60.00 for a box of CDs of music you already own.


"Greg Aga" <aga...@mediaone.net> wrote in message

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> After reading this list, I better stop listeneing to KISS just because I'm
> gay. What the hell have I been thinking. All this time I could be wasting
> $4.00 on a bad cup of coffee at starbucks, stop going to Great Cuts where
> hair cuts are $10 and start paying $60.00....damn! All these things I am
> missing out on...
>
> Stop stereotyping people.


>
> "The Mothman of Point Pleasant" <uvzf59x...@sneakemail.com> wrote in

> message news:MPG.16762881a...@news.citlink.net...


> > Cronic3 wrote:
> >
> > > drink coffee at Starbucks
> > >
> > > pay $60 to get their hair cut and then tip the person who cut their
> hair.
> > >
> > >
> > > who can think of any more????
> > >
> > >
> >

> > Show an abnormal interest in interior decorating or fashion design.
> > --
> > Mothman
> > ..."Bother!" said Pooh, as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
>
>


Someone

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Dec 8, 2001, 1:07:02 AM12/8/01
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You mean to say you're seriously trolling.

"DRSMITH666" <drsmi...@aol.com> wrote in message

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Someone

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"DRSMITH666" <drsmi...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >DRSMITH..... if your trying to stereotype people your not doing very
> >good job. You are the biggest queer in this discussion group. Not once
> >have you posted a "real" thing to discuss except how you think everyone
> >is gay. I think this is your way to get a date with a man. So you should
> >go to GAY mans club. Or start your own discussion group and call it DR.
> >QUEER LIPS
> >
>
> LOL!!! A little defensive there are you? In case it flew over your head,
this
> whole thread is nothing but a joke. Do you even have a life beyond reading
this
> newsgroup?

...says Dr Goober, the collector of Gomer Pyle videos.


Steamer

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Dec 7, 2001, 8:11:28 AM12/7/01
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The Mothman of Point Pleasant wrote:
>
> Q: What do you call a West Virginia farmer with three sheep?
> A: A pimp.

Q: What do you call a merchandise-whoring musician with three sheep?

A: Gene Simmons.


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Steve H

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Dec 7, 2001, 8:42:57 AM12/7/01
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I believe that most heterosexual people have this built in "taboo" thing where
they know with deep certainty that having sex with the partners of the same sex
is appauling, deeply offensive, very un-natural!
Because this is possibly a built in emotion I seriously doubt most can overcome
they're prejudices about it.
Because it is a deep and destructive emotion it can be considered a form of
hatred as there is a hatred for blacks and jews, hispanics, japs... I think this
emotion or whatever you call it is relatively weak in many and strong in that
many more but nonetheless I think were all guilty of this, we just have an
easier time keeping it to ourselves than others do!

Steve H

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Dec 7, 2001, 8:43:52 AM12/7/01
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And some guys never grow up!

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