pay $60 to get their hair cut and then tip the person who cut their hair.
who can think of any more????
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Umm...screw other guys in the ass?
that goes without saying......
I guess I should have said......
Things gay people do when not screwing other guys in the ass......
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ANTiSEEN web-site @ htpp://www.antiseen.com
Oh wait, that also goes without saying. The subject header should say
"Things gay people do when not screwing other guys in the ass while
listening to the pitiful sounds of the Pink Stink". :-)
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> drink coffee at Starbucks
>
> pay $60 to get their hair cut and then tip the person who cut their hair.
>
>
> who can think of any more????
What so hard? just simple say "THANK YOU SEE YOU LATER"
Some fiddle around with thier SHAWN CASSIDY LP's,
Some collect ABBA or FLOCK OF SEAGULLS
Hmmm.... many gays burn INSENCE.
Wear "androgynous" perfume oil such as PATCHOULI
The CLOSET GAY may weark CK-1
If a guy is skinny, longish hair, intellectual, wears GLASSES and preferrs the
company of other geeks who are into STAR WARS or Dungeons and Dragons, would it
be a safe bet to say he's gay?
Is there even ONE straight figure skater? Aside from some of the clown-faced
broads, who make Paul Stanley's makeup look understated, that alleged "sport"
is like watching ice hockey for queers.
Show an abnormal interest in interior decorating or fashion design.
--
Mothman
..."Bother!" said Pooh, as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
or worst he could be serial killer
Cronic3 <cro...@aol.comsanta333> wrote in message
you misspelled lisp......
Stop stereotyping people.
"The Mothman of Point Pleasant" <uvzf59x...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
message news:MPG.16762881a...@news.citlink.net...
Maybe you should also try buying something new for a change.
All those antiques are making your apartment look really old.
You never saw Katarina Witt in all your years of watching TV?
join a band in North Carolina
He has got you there, dude.
Cronic3 wrote in message <20011203142901...@mb-cj.aol.com>...
well, that quiz I took a while back said I was 32% gay.......
I guess I just couldn't keep it repressed any longer.
I hope this doesn't mean I have to start listening to Radiohead and going to
support group meetings. I don't have a thing to wear.
>You never saw Katarina Witt in all your years of watching TV?
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Yeah, I've seen her. Donald Trump said that she's a pimple-faced skank.
"Johnfwolfe" <johnf...@aol.comnet> wrote in message
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"Eric Carr" <eric...@swbell.net> wrote in message
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Playboy must have thought otherwise when they did a pictorial with her.
Pyro Messiah - The Vinnie Vincent Tribute
http://members.tripod.com/pyromessiah
Get real. Playboy can make Roseanne look halfway decent. Hell,
they could probably turn Jw4 into Playmate of the Year. Playboy
has a secret team of Nazi scientists that works day and night on the
photo models and on the photo negatives. Even the Elephant Man
and my own hairy dimpled ass would end up looking hot in that magazine.
Listen to Yanni (or John Tesh or any other new age jazz shit)
"If you walk by a cake and see the devil's food missing,
you know I've been there."
--Gene $immons
Let me get this straight: You are actually ADMITTING that you have had sex with
another man???!!!
I believe he has said this before....Greg *is* gay. I do believe his
sarcasm is lost on you.
Lori =^.^=
What the hell are queer lips????
--
Mothman
..."Bother!" said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
I think it's around the vagina on a transsexual.
>Let me get this straight: You are actually ADMITTING that you have had sex
>with another man???!!!
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Yes, and let me tell you something, Pal:
His mustache made my sparks ignite.
"Bone Machine" <bonem...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Cause we all know, being gay means you can't like ANYTHING a straight person
does... ha!!! What a crock of shit
"Johnfwolfe" <johnf...@aol.comnet> wrote in message
news:20011205111319...@mb-me.aol.com...
>Cause we all know, being gay means you can't like ANYTHING a straight person
>does... ha!!! What a crock of shit
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In that case, it's time to bring in the big guns: I like girls.
Checkmate.
LOL!!! A little defensive there are you? In case it flew over your head, this
whole thread is nothing but a joke. Do you even have a life beyond reading this
newsgroup?
"Johnfwolfe" <johnf...@aol.comnet> wrote in message
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and you wear condom?
"DRSMITH666" <drsmi...@aol.com> wrote in message
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"DRSMITH666" <drsmi...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>Some people may joke, yea, but does one have to stoop so low to degrade
>people?
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Yeah. The degradation is supposed to take place strictly
in the Kiss S&M newsgroup.
i don't think that's true...now, it may be a bad joke, or a joke in
extremely poor taste, or a highly inappropriate joke, but that doesn't mean
it's not a joke...
and who gets to say who the "right people" are?
i wish people would stop worrying about offending people...that's the basis
of most jokes--making fun of someone or something...
CaFfEiNe
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***Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?****
I didn't start the thread. I just responded like everyone else did.
Oh shut up ain't no one gonna be messing w/ him.
"Steve H" <steveh9...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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"Wesley" <wma...@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
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Most of the time I get a laugh out of it, but when the sterotyping comes in,
its bull shit. All the crap people mentioned about "gay things people do" is
done by ALL people.
"DRSMITH666" <drsmi...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Most of the time I get a laugh out of it, but when the sterotyping comes in,
> its bull shit. All the crap people mentioned about "gay things people do" is
> done by ALL people.
>
Not me. I don't know jack about fashion design or interior decorating.
--
Mothman
..."Bother," said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
> You and your jokes go too far you need to watch what you say to people!
> And a joke isn't a joke unless the right people laugh and I seriously doubt that
> this man or other homosexual men/women would appreciate them either
>
Did you hear about the woman who was attacked in Central Park by three
gay men? Two of them held her down while the other one did her hair.
Homosexuality is a race?
Pyro Messiah - The Vinnie Vincent Tribute
http://members.tripod.com/pyromessiah
Prejudice is practiced by every single person in the world.....Racism is not.
Is it racist to watch your back when you walk past a group of "gangstas" in a
mall parking lot???
Or is that just a prejudice you learn from
watching the news and reading the paper?
They're two completely different things....
Racism is a form or prejudice.
Prejudice, like it's name implies means to pre-judge someone. Racism is when
you discriminate or prejudice based on the color of their skin.
It's funny how you single ME out and ignore everything that everyone else has
said. (By the way, Steve...you're not very good at this...)
OK Greg, just between you, me and the lamp post, you have to admit that SOME
stereotypes are spot on!
OH BULL SHIT!!!!! - I've heard / told racist jokes all my life and don't mean a
THING by them, it's just that they are funny because they may ring w/ a bit of
truth!!
BY THE WAY, dumbass - BLACKS HAVE THIER JOKES THEY TELL TOO YOU KNOW. And I
don't take it personally. I know they don'te mean anything by it.
Grow up.
It certainly is. Let me tell you, when there is a new BETTE MIDLER release,
there is a huge RACE to all the stores on the release date...
Yeah Cronic these bleeding hearts don't know the difference though. These are
the same people who allowed the 9 - 11 attacks to occur, IMO.
Good question. How fast can a typical fag run?
haha.....
Hey gays......feel free to post jokes about
heterosexuals.....
Cronic Disorder web-site @ http://www.cronic3.com
ANTiSEEN web-site @ htpp://www.antiseen.com
"DRSMITH666" <drsmi...@aol.com> wrote in message
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"Cronic3" <cro...@aol.comsanta333> wrote in message
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One of your better ones Wolfe, I'll give you credit for that.
Isn't that a stereotype?
j/k
NO
I HAVE SEEN BLACK & WHITE COUPLE LOVER?!
Yeah some people can't take as joke 'cos they are dumbass!!! I have 2
brothers my baby brother can take joke and my older brother CAN'T take any
joke, in fact he is graduated he is very clever but very DUMBASS when he
take any joke!!!
So... do you have a cheesy mustache and wear a black and white checkered
shirt..?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Craptastic
http://hometown.aol.com/watertnboy
"DRSMITH666" <drsmi...@aol.com> wrote in message
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"Hidell" <slice...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Not altogether true. Personally, I only shove lube
up my ass when my hemorrhoids are killing me.
>So... do you have a cheesy mustache and wear a black and white checkered
>shirt..?
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Don't knock it. If you're out on a date, the shirt comes in
handy for a game of checkers after a relaxing blow job.
Amazing...you look like any other guy on the street. You know, you might
run a small streak of terror in a few guys here. You see, now they are
going to be staring over their shoulder at every guy and wondering if he's
straight or gay!! ;-)
Lori =^.^=
> Is RMAK turning into a gay bar? I think someone just pinched my ass.
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Sorry, but there was a power failure and I had no idea it was you.
I don't know about that. That first photo has a hand cruising and gliding a
little too close to the personal runway, if you get my drift. Then again, I'm
not his target audience, so maybe it's a good idea to have it readily available
for guys searching for takeoff and landing. What do you think, Jw4? I'm not
qualified to judge.
> You can put sterotypes and labels on just about everyone. The problem is,
> and this isn't just regarding gays, but everything, the "sterotype" is not
> the majority. If some people stopped to buy a clue, they would realize that.
>
>
Most people do know that, I believe. It's just fun to make crude jokes
at someone else's expense. In my case, I'm an equal opportunity
stereotyper (stereotypist???)... I'll slam gays, lesbians, blacks,
Hispanics, Polish and any other group.
--
Mothman
..."Bother!" said Pooh, as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.
> You and your jokes go too far you need to watch what you say to people!
> And a joke isn't a joke unless the right people laugh and I seriously doubt that
> this man or other homosexual men/women would appreciate them either
>
Okay let's tell poor white trash jokes instead:
Q: What do you call a West Virginia farmer with three sheep?
A: A pimp.
Q: Why do hick guys from Georgia have shit in their moustaches?
A: Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Q: What does a 12 year old Kentucky girl say when she loses her
virginity?
A: "Get off, Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes"
Q: What do you call 32 Alabama women standing in a football field?
A: A full set of teeth.
If some of these bleeding heart Political Correct types had it THIER way, then
the JAY LENO MONOLOGUE would be banned!!!!
OK you look like a pretty normal person, what in the world made you decide that
you HAD to be gay?? I mean couldn't you just be a straight guy who secretly
fantasises about guys once in a while? What causes a person to go full tilt to
one side and claim they are "GAY" and not bisexual? I'm not trying to be funny
this time, I'm serious.
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"The Mothman of Point Pleasant" <uvzf59x...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
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My question is, why does it matter to anyone who someone else may sleep
with? If you met me, not knowing who I was, you would never know I was gay
and i'd be just like anyone else. Because of that really, no one has a
problem with me, it seems only people on here do. I've never been publically
bashed, made fun of, etc. I'm the way I am and I have to be happy with that,
so I am.
Tell me, what is "normal" to you?
Is normal 2 25 year old guys running an underage and having sex with
underage FEMALE prositutes? Is it normal for men to rape women? Or is that
OK because they aren't doing it to another man? What is normal????
I wake up, go to work, drink beer, get drunk, love sports, love music, play
the drums, hang out at sports bars, play pool, go to the gym, play hockey,
love KISS and go home to someone I love...What is abnormal about all that?
To me, nothing.
"DRSMITH666" <drsmi...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20011207034142...@mb-ct.aol.com...
You've got on an Abercrombie and Fitch hat......
You might as well have "I like penises inserted in my poop chute." tattoed on
your forehead.
Cronic Disorder web-site @ http://www.cronic3.com
ANTiSEEN web-site @ htpp://www.antiseen.com
"Cronic3" <cro...@aol.comsanta333> wrote in message
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> drink coffee at Starbucks
>
> pay $60 to get their hair cut and then tip the person who cut their hair.
>
>
> who can think of any more????
>
>
>
>
"Greg Aga" <aga...@mediaone.net> wrote in message
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> After reading this list, I better stop listeneing to KISS just because I'm
> gay. What the hell have I been thinking. All this time I could be wasting
> $4.00 on a bad cup of coffee at starbucks, stop going to Great Cuts where
> hair cuts are $10 and start paying $60.00....damn! All these things I am
> missing out on...
>
> Stop stereotyping people.
>
> "The Mothman of Point Pleasant" <uvzf59x...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> message news:MPG.16762881a...@news.citlink.net...
> > Cronic3 wrote:
> >
> > > drink coffee at Starbucks
> > >
> > > pay $60 to get their hair cut and then tip the person who cut their
> hair.
> > >
> > >
> > > who can think of any more????
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Show an abnormal interest in interior decorating or fashion design.
> > --
> > Mothman
> > ..."Bother!" said Pooh, as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
>
>
"DRSMITH666" <drsmi...@aol.com> wrote in message
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...says Dr Goober, the collector of Gomer Pyle videos.
Q: What do you call a merchandise-whoring musician with three sheep?
A: Gene Simmons.
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