YESS
as a joke to waste time pretending to talk to the system, and it replied
NO START ADDRESS
I'm sure there ones funnier than that, and if you have any UNIX/OS jokes
of that sort, send 'em in.
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One day Bill Gates, Bill Clinton and Gorbachov were called by St Peter
up to the pearly gates. He told them that God was upset and was going
to destroy the world on Friday. The three were to go back to the earth
and prepare their people for the end.
Gorbachov went back to Russia and told his people: "I have bad news and
worse news. The bad news is that I have seen God with my own eyes.
The worse news is that the world will end on Friday."
Bill Clinton went back to the USA and got on TV and announced: "I have
good news and bad news. The good news is that I have seen God with my
own eyes. The bad news is that the world will end on Friday."
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and got on the MSnetwork and
announced: "I have good news and great news. The good news is that I
have seen God with my own eyes. The great news is that on Friday, IBM
will stop shipping OS/2."
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(i) % make -f love
make: Fatal error: Can't find `love': No such file or directory
(ii) % ar m God
ar: God does not exist
That's SunOS for you...
Dan.
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Even better, under ULTRIX:
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
mike.
>Dorfman Dan (dor...@lune.math.tau.ac.il) wrote:
>: Along the lines of UNIX humor, here are two oldies:
%Hey UNIX, got a match?
No match.
#cat food_in_cans
cat: cannot find food_in_cans
or maybe
%[ whereis waldo
Missing ].
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