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STATE COLLEGE, Pa (Rueters)
-- An estimated 110,000 turned out
at Beaver Stadium today for the
inaugural display of Ed Conrad's
petrified penis.
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"Actually, it was even more than we
get for a sellout Penn State football
game," said a longtime beer vendor.
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http://www.wired.com/playbook/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pennstate.jpg
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Beaver Stadium can comfortably
seat 106,572 rear ends which makes
it the second largest stadium in the
Western Hemisphere and fourth
largest in the world.
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The penis, discovered between
coal veins, was the hit of the day
and many waiting in the long lines
paid $25 just to touch it.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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Evolutionists and corrupt physical
anthropologists admit that it -- and
many other petrified human remains
found in the same Carboniferous
strata -- prove that our ancestors
inhabited the earth eons before
Charles Darwin's absurd theory
put us here.
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Visitors came from many miles
away to see the exhibit, some from
as far away as Jersey Shore which
I'm told is about a half- hour
drive south of Atlantic City.
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The petrified penis will be on
display Friday and Saturday before
being packed and shipped in a
Brink's armored truck to Washington,
D.C., where it will be on display at
The Smithsonian.
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