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PETRIFIED PENIS WOWS 'EM AT PENN STATE

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Nov 24, 2011, 8:30:29 PM11/24/11
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STATE COLLEGE, Pa (Rueters)
-- An estimated 110,000 turned out
at Beaver Stadium today for the
inaugural display of Ed Conrad's
petrified penis.
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"Actually, it was even more than we
get for a sellout Penn State football
game," said a longtime beer vendor.
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http://www.wired.com/playbook/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pennstate.jpg
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Beaver Stadium can comfortably
seat 106,572 rear ends which makes
it the second largest stadium in the
Western Hemisphere and fourth
largest in the world.
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The penis, discovered between
coal veins, was the hit of the day
and many waiting in the long lines
paid $25 just to touch it.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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Evolutionists and corrupt physical
anthropologists admit that it -- and
many other petrified human remains
found in the same Carboniferous
strata -- prove that our ancestors
inhabited the earth eons before
Charles Darwin's absurd theory
put us here.
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Visitors came from many miles
away to see the exhibit, some from
as far away as Jersey Shore which
I'm told is about a half- hour
drive south of Atlantic City.
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The petrified penis will be on
display Friday and Saturday before
being packed and shipped in a
Brink's armored truck to Washington,
D.C., where it will be on display at
The Smithsonian.
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Kirby Grant

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Nov 29, 2011, 12:38:05 PM11/29/11
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How is it that only you and this Ed Conrad guy know about this? Unless you
are one and the same and then only you know about it. If that is the case
why are you being so much of an asshole about something that is a total lie?

busgal

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Nov 29, 2011, 2:22:11 PM11/29/11
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trust me nothing was in Beaver Stadium on Turkey Day,


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