GergWo A##Hole
Jeff Heisey
I think he/she/it is a poor misguided excuse for a human being who stumbled
into the wrong freakin group here.
Jeff Heisey
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Steven Suttle wrote in article <5to3kq$frl$2...@gte1.gte.net>...
>Who is this asshole?
Steven Suttle
Who is this asshole?
TFrog93
In article <5to3kq$frl$2...@gte1.gte.net>, "Steven Suttle" <sut...@gte.net>
writes:
>Who is this asshole?
Gergie is but ONE of 8,000,000 members of AOL, and obviously one of the
brighter ones. He's actually figured out how to use the AOL Newsgroup
reader, and how to find newsgroups of his particular interests.
Other than that, I'd say he's about 13, maybe 14, his dad drives a beat-up
1972 station wagon full of trash and what-not, and he's got a poster of a
1968 Shelby Cobra KR500 on his bedroom wall, to which he masturbates
nightly. Since his mother is out every night at the neighborhood taproom
(looking to pick up some extra money), he doesn't get the attention that
every teenybopper so desparately craves from his parents. We, therefore,
become his surrogate parents, and his posts are undisguised pleas for
attention, any kind of attention.
Does that answer the question?
dwight :()
Steven Suttle
David A. Lyons
Steven Suttle wrote:
>
> Who is this asshole?
The rec.autos.makers.ford.mustang Village Idiot. Every newsgroup's got
at least one village idiot.
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Tom HIWATT
Folks, this is GerWo's Member Profile. Each AOL member can fill this out
and have it for review by any other member. Unless a member chooses to
fill it out and activate it, it will not exist. So, this guy WANTED this
to be public! Kinda makes you sick reading it, huh?
Member Name: Gerg or Greg Woods but Greg Woods is my slave name (I'm
white) so do not call me that or I will have to kill you so for you're
Location: best interest don not call me Greg Woods. I cant remember
where I'm from, but it's about the size of a virgin and its in the midwest
(Indianapolis) NAP TOWN EAST SIDE second house from the corner I like the
Southeast Side to so the Southeast rules I guess
Birthdate: I'm a senior sogo figure,aries17
Sex: Male
Marital Status: whatever you want it to be so im
Hobbies: acting like Beavis and Butthead, scaring the s@#& of
pepole, selling my freinds classic 66 Olds Dynamic88 with a 425S-Rocket
$1500obo, and any thing to do with cars, and WOMEN(having sex)I'm 6'3 170
lbs and a cyber virgin long brown hair brown eyes
Computers: ah the 1 I stole off of you or did I steal it from school
o well f@#% it I don't care more hobbies acting stupid to make pepole
Occupation: laugh, racing cars. my occupation, sitting on my but going
to Manual (BAD A#@) High School(the most violent school in the state)
Personal Quote: If you don't love it I'll eat it mean pepole suck don't
laugh mister you're daughter might be in here my bedroom is a place to lay
my hat and a few intimate freinds f#@% the world f$%@ it lets go to bed
and talk life is what you make of it f@#$ you me
HIPO28966
I think you are very close, except for the age. I belive he is 33 and
still lives at home . Useing the same shelves that he put his models on
when he was a kid.
Other than that, you have given the best description as a village idiot.
Shaggy hou
here is his ptofile exactly as it is on aol for all you non aoler's out
there so have fun and if you didn't have enough ammunition to begin with
there is plenty here.
Member Name: warning: Greg -------- Woods is my slave name so if you
want to live much longer DO NOT call me that call me Gerg or Gergwo if:)
Location: you call me Greg I will have no choice but to kill you.
I live on the East Side and I like the southeast side of a town thats the
size of a virgin, it's in the midwest and the name of the city is
Indianapolis or NAP TOWN N.A.P. EAST SIDE in the house :)
Birthdate: I'm a senior sogo figure areis17
Sex: Male
Marital Status: cyber virginor whatever you want
Hobbies: making of rap music (IT SUX), anything to do with cars,
and selling my 70 VW Bus needs restored $650obo, and my freinds 66
Oldsmobile Dynamic88 with a 425 S-Rocket $1500obo, women ( having sex),
scaring the @#$% out of pepole, acting like beavis and :)
Computers: butthed, acting stupid to make pepole laugh. computers ah
the 1 I stole off of you; or did I steal it from school? o well :) :(
Occupation: @#$& it, I forgot. My occupation is sitting on my @$$
going to Manual( BAD @$$) High School the most violent school in the state
Personal Quote: mean pepole suck, lets go to bed, If you don't love it
I'll eat it, my room is a place to lay my hat and a few intimate freinds,
don't laugh mister you're daughter might be in here, don't fall for Nikki
Emerson she's already taken, METALLICA RULES :):#
Darren Chriest
Tell me you made all that up. Nobody could be THAT moronic.
TFrog93
In article <5uaia3$5tg$7...@tofu.alt.net>, !NOSPAM!dar...@cnw.com!NOSPAM!
(Darren Chriest) writes:
> Tell me you made all that up. Nobody could be THAT moronic.
The AOL Profile given previously was a direct COPY of the profile posted
under the screen name GergWo. I will attest to that.
Actually, I kinda feel sorry for the guy...
dwight
Shaggy hou
>Tell me you made all that up. Nobody could be THAT moronic.
>
>
>
nope it was a direct cut and paste.
Stewart (Shag...@aol.com)
MaxWedge (Mr. Mopar)
GergWo wrote:
> <snip> .... and i don't masterbate
>
> one who accuces is one that does
Either you are a big liar, or you are EXTREMELY weird. Everyone
masturbates, even the prissy girls that swear they don't. Also, I
suggest you consult <K>eyWord "dictionary" next time you are unsure of
a spelling.
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GergWo
>here is his ptofile exactly as it is on aol for all you non aoler's out
>there so have fun and if you didn't have enough ammunition to begin with
>there is plenty here.
>
>
shaggy acually it's not I change it about once a week so look at my new 1
Jeff Claggett
On Thu, 04 Sep 97 16:07:38 -0700, Man...@Spammer.die.die.die.de
<Man...@Spammer.die.die.die.de> wrote:
>I assume your 1st language is English... English is my third language, and
>yet even my erroneous English is better than your "ALL CAP", "all lowercase"
>and "COMMA/PERIOD FREE" skill... I have to assume that you must either be a
>drop out, or just a little kiddy starting to learn how to write...
or someone that had decided to hell with punctuation and caps for the
sake of speed when dealing with posts. see this alot in and around usenet
and I saw it in fidonet as well.
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David A. Lyons
GergWo wrote:
>
> no actually I'm 17 my dad used to own nothing but Fords now he drives
> an 87Chevy Astro and I have a poster of a Corveete pace on my wall and
> i don't masterbate
Yes you do, and you will continue to do so until you can find a girl to
do it for you. And even then you will probably continue to do it.
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Douglas Ralph Chartier
Truer words never spoken!
On Fri, 5 Sep 1997, David A. Lyons wrote:
> Man...@Spammer.die.die.die.de wrote:
> >
> > In <19970904041...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, on 09/04/97
> > at 04:14 AM, ger...@aol.com (GergWo) said:
> >
> > > >I guess you dropped out of High School and went to Beauty School.
> >
> > >no I didn't go to beauty school and the only drop out here is you
> >
> > I assume your 1st language is English... English is my third language,
> > and yet even my erroneous English is better than your "ALL CAP", "all
> > lowercase" and "COMMA/PERIOD FREE" skill... I have to assume that you
> > must either be a drop out, or just a little kiddy starting to learn
> > how to write...
>
> Actually David, Greg is a student of the Clinton Administration era.
> Public schools during this time frame now longer teach kids the "three
> Rs". Now they're minds are told WHAT to think, not HOW to think. And
> if a kid says "two plus two equals five", he is not corrected because it
> might hurt his feelings and leave deep life-long emotional scars. Kids
> under today's system aren't TAUGHT anymore; they're INDOCTRINATED.
>
> So in a way, Greg is just kind of a "victim". He's just a pawn; an
> emotional bargaining tool for politicians to get their ways. The
> politicians & teachers' unions (NEA) are just concerned about their own
> power, and tell the public bullshit sob stories where our children are
> the focus, because "children" strike an emotional chord with society
> more than anything else. But in the end, the children are the ones who
> suffer. Just look at teens these days. Proof that the government
> CORRUPTS EVERYTHING it gets its hands into.
Nobert Pirzkal
GergWo wrote:
>
> no actually I'm 17 my dad used to own nothing but Fords now he drives an
> 87Chevy Astro and I have a poster of a Corveete pace on my wall and i don't
> masterbate
>
> one who accuces is one that does
And you cannot spell AT ALL!
I hope that they don't let you out of high school for a while!
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In <slrn60v6du....@enterprise.desperado.dyn.ml.org>, on 09/05/97
at 05:34 AM, jcla...@enterprise.desperado.dyn.ml.org (Jeff Claggett)
said:
>On Thu, 04 Sep 97 16:07:38 -0700, Man...@Spammer.die.die.die.de
><Man...@Spammer.die.die.die.de> wrote:
>>I assume your 1st language is English... English is my third language, and
>>yet even my erroneous English is better than your "ALL CAP", "all lowercase"
>>and "COMMA/PERIOD FREE" skill... I have to assume that you must either be a
>>drop out, or just a little kiddy starting to learn how to write...
> or someone that had decided to hell with punctuation and caps for the
>sake of speed when dealing with posts. see this alot in and around usenet
>and I saw it in fidonet as well.
However, when you are turning it into a impossible to read mess of words, it
is something else, I have not seen anyone doing that, except people like
GregWo... and yes, I read both Fidonet and Usenet. I saw people who don't
use caps, but hey they do USE punctuations... and THAT is readable...
comparing to what GregWo wrote...
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David A. Lyons wrote:
>
> Actually David, Greg is a student of the Clinton Administration era.
> Public schools during this time frame now longer teach kids the "three
> Rs". Now they're minds are told WHAT to think, not HOW to think. And
> if a kid says "two plus two equals five", he is not corrected because it
> might hurt his feelings and leave deep life-long emotional scars. Kids
> under today's system aren't TAUGHT anymore; they're INDOCTRINATED.
>
> So in a way, Greg is just kind of a "victim". He's just a pawn; an
> emotional bargaining tool for politicians to get their ways. The
> politicians & teachers' unions (NEA) are just concerned about their own
> power, and tell the public bullshit sob stories where our children are
> the focus, because "children" strike an emotional chord with society
> more than anything else. But in the end, the children are the ones who
> suffer. Just look at teens these days. Proof that the government
> CORRUPTS EVERYTHING it gets its hands into.
Really? I thought he was Rush Limbaugh's smart younger brother...
David A. Lyons
^^^^^^^
You see, that's your problem, son: you didn't *think*. You had a
knee-jerk sheep-mentality reaction. Hell, if we could teach all people
to *think* for themselves, liberalism would be wiped out.
GergWo
>Really? I thought he was Rush Limbaugh's smart younger brother...
I'm glad I'm not his brother I would have to kick his @$$ every day
don't laugh mister you're daughter might be in here
I was here
Gerg was here but now I'm gone
David A. Lyons
GergWo wrote:
>
> >Really? I thought he was Rush Limbaugh's smart younger brother...
>
> I'm glad I'm not his brother I would have to kick his @$$ every day
Who's ass? Limbaugh's? Yeah, maybe, but if you were up against G.
Gordon Liddy, he'd pin your ears back before you knew what happened.
Darren Chriest
In article <3412D336...@eso.org>, Nobert Pirzkal <npir...@eso.org> wrote:
=>GergWo wrote:
=>>
=>> no actually I'm 17 my dad used to own nothing but Fords now he drives an
=>> 87Chevy Astro and I have a poster of a Corveete pace on my wall and i don't
=>> masterbate
=>>
=>> one who accuces is one that does
Actually, in my experience, it is usually one who denies that usually does.
Sung E Hong
One question...
Do you attend English class regularly?
On 3 Sep 1997, GergWo wrote:
> no actually I'm 17 my dad used to own nothing but Fords now he drives an
> 87Chevy Astro and I have a poster of a Corveete pace on my wall and i don't
> masterbate