We were sold an optional security package with our '98 GT called
"Loctronics", a device that disables the starter unless a
specially-coded cardkey was inserted into a device that was mounted
underneath the steering wheel trim.
We were told flat-out that this car with LocTronics would be completely
safe against theft, regardless of how professional the thief was. We
were told that even if a thief used jumper wires or such, fuses would
burn out further disabling the system.
We paid $499 for this "dealer installed" option. Loctronics is located
at 3212 Luyung Drive, Rancho Cordova, CA 95742 (1-800-759-LOCK). No
documentation was included with our papers, only the 2 cardkeys and a
small plastic box they came in.
I have seen dozens of people with this "system" installed on their cars,
and everyone I've spoken to seems to have paid about the same amount for
it, and they all got it as a "package" at the dealership with the car.
Just for the hell of it, I decided to take a much closer look at this
unit in my driveway. When I climbed underneath the dash and took a
look, I nearly shit myself. You will not believe what I found.
The "box" that controls this thing is made of black plastic, and accepts
a cardkey device that allows the starter to operate. All this damn
thing is (belive it or not) is a fancy shunt that closes a simple 1-wire
circuit! That circuit is the solonoid hot-wire to the starter, located
underneath the dash. (it comes off the ignition switch.)
I fashioned a quick 6" piece of wire and jumpered the connection. What
do you know. It starts with no problem, and no magical cardkey in
place. Imagine that! Me, a true non-professional thief, starting this
car with this fancy $500 anti-theft device, bypassing it with a $.02
cent piece of wire.
I went further. I undid the silly box from the underside of the dash,
and pulled all 3 wires out. (1 was a ground, the other 2 went to the
snipped ends of the starter solonoid wire.) I dismanteled the box, and
found nothing more than a couple of resisters, a small 12v relay, and a
small circuit board that did absolutely nothing except close the simple
1 wire circuit it interupts!
I'm going to be generous and say that the total cost of the materials
and the 10 minutes it took to install this piece of shit was maybe
$25.00. I'm not a car thief, and it took me all of 10 seconds to bypass
this thing and start the car. A simple toggle switch would have been
FAR more effective!!!!!
So, you grin and ask, "how could he be so fucking stupid as to allow a
Ford dealer screw him for a piece of shit like that?" Folks, it's
easy. And believe me, I'm so FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THIS SHIT right now,
that I'm tempted to retrieve both my Colt Anaconda chambered in .44
Remington Magnum, *AND* my S&W 4506 large-framed .45 Automatic and 2
extra magazines, pay my friendly Dealer a visit, and cheerfully end his
pathetic fucking life. (Folsom Lake Ford, Folsom, California FYI.)
Unfortunately, Mike Manley, the asshole salesman who pushed this B.S. on
us does not work there anymore, or he would be in my small, but
distinguished list as well.
I *DO* plan to take action, but for right now, I'm in the thinking and
planning stages. Someone's ass is going to get kicked for this shit,
trust me. No one fucks me like this and lives to brag about it.
For now, all of you: BE WARNED. If you buy a new Ford, DO NOT accept
any vehicle that has LocTronics security installed! Tell them to take
that shit off, or you will not buy the car. TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT
THIS SHIT. If you know someone who has this system installed, TELL THEM
TO REMOVE IT. The false sense of security that it gives will get your
car stolen. This system is the most worthless, non-effective piece of
shit I've ever seen. If you don't believe me, find someone who has this
installed, and take a look under the dash for one MAJOR eye-opening
experience.
JD & Mona Adams
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>What I'm about to tell you all might seem unbelievable. However, it's
>all true, and you are the first to find out. You see, I'm still
>considering my options and don't want any lawsuits on my hands...yet. I
>want everyone in this NG to know the TRUTH about LocTronics.
><snip><
Wow! Thanx for the info.
>What I'm about to tell you all might seem unbelievable. However, it's
>all true, and you are the first to find out.
Snip
>UCKING PISSED ABOUT THIS SHIT right now,
>that I'm tempted to retrieve both my Colt Anaconda chambered in .44
>Remington Magnum, *AND* my S&W 4506 large-framed .45 Automatic and 2
>extra magazines, pay my friendly Dealer a visit,
.44 mag Anacondas are fun. I've shot one once, and almost L'dMAO after I
pulled the trigger. Don't bother with the 4506, even if you miss with the
Anaconda, you'll scare the piss right out of them from the sound.
Good Luck with this situation!
Steve
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>
>For now, all of you: BE WARNED. If you buy a new Ford, DO NOT accept
>any vehicle that has LocTronics security installed! Tell them to take
>that shit off, or you will not buy the car. TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT
>THIS SHIT. If you know someone who has this system installed, TELL THEM
>TO REMOVE IT. The false sense of security that it gives will get your
>car stolen. This system is the most worthless, non-effective piece of
>shit I've ever seen. If you don't believe me, find someone who has this
>installed, and take a look under the dash for one MAJOR eye-opening
>experience.
>
>
>JD & Mona Adams
>
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So I guess you don't like the Locktronics box much, eh?
I don;t know why anyone would buy these stupid add-on systems that are obvious
to a car thief. If you want security, buy a real alarm, but supplement it with
a hidden kill switch. The kill switch is cheap to install, and can be hidden
anywhere. I've seen switches that are disabled by hitting the mirror switch,
defroster, putting on the seatbelt, anywhere.
W.
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Something I suspect: after disassembling the thing and thinking about
it, I've come to the conclusion that this simple box exists to keep you
from taking your car from the dealer's repair shop without paying.
There is an extra card that mounts flush and is not readily noticable.
Dealer could remove this after expensive repairs are done to keep a
customer from swiping it before paying. This is the only logical reason
for having such an obviously simplistic device attached to their cars.
I may never get a refund, but I plan to tell everyone I know about this
scam. Hell, I may even take a few weekends and stand outside the
dealership and hand out flyers warning potential customers. THAT would
satisfy me...a little. I still think the General Manager should die of
lead poisoning. If I didn't know just how bad prison food really is, it
would be a very attractive option.
I am planning to put up a website devoted to this in a few weeks,
regardless of the outcome. Knowledge is power.
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What does it do to tick you guys off? I have not seen such a pissed off
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JD & Mona Adams wrote in message
>I *DO* plan to take action, but for right now, I'm in the thinking and
>planning stages. Someone's ass is going to get kicked for this shit,
>trust me. No one fucks me like this and lives to brag about it.
Call the dealer, the newspapers, the networks, and a lawyer! At least get
your full $$ back plus something to "make up" for the trouble you went
through getting it back.
Good Luck !
Mike
Black 98 GT w/17" Wheels
God help the "salesman" I encounter when I buy another car in the
future!
I purchased a new Ranger in 1993 from Citrus Ford in Ontario, CA and it
already had this thing on it. Evidently they install it when the vehicle
comes in. I was able to purchase my vehicle on the 'A' plan so I go a
major discount on it, it only cost me $75 bucks, I never took the thing
apart because it look pretty worthless anyway. I left the 'key' in the
slot at all time. The only consolation was that my insurance company
gave me a discount for a theft deterent device.
Trust and salesman should not be used in the same sentence. I think some
of these guys used to work in boiler rooms selling land in Florida
>I've gotten in touch with an attorney friend of mine who lives in San
>Diego. He's seen this before, and recommends handling it himself for now
>by drafting a letter and sending it directly to the General Manager. We'll
>see what happens with that. He said most simply give you a "parts credit",
>which works for me.
What exactly did it go wrong, I didn't see the original article...
>God help the "salesman" I encounter when I buy another car in the future!
What? You are driving your Hummer there when you wanna buy another car? :)
> I purchased a new Ranger in 1993 from Citrus Ford in Ontario, CA and it
> already had this thing on it. Evidently they install it when the vehicle
> comes in. I was able to purchase my vehicle on the 'A' plan so I go a
> major discount on it, it only cost me $75 bucks, I never took the thing
> apart because it look pretty worthless anyway. I left the 'key' in the
> slot at all time. The only consolation was that my insurance company
> gave me a discount for a theft deterent device.
>
> Trust and salesman should not be used in the same sentence. I think some
> of these guys used to work in boiler rooms selling land in Florida
Just for fun, pull the box out and take it apart. What you find will
infuriate you as well.
This goes FAR beyond the salesman. Everyone in the joint is involved in
this one. I still can't believe that dealers fuck their customers so
badly nowadays. Going "postal" still sounds good to me.
Best regards,
JD & Mona
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