Crisis Managment Team Nermia Part 3 [FanFic]
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Crisis Managment Team Nermia Part 3
Sasuke : Gentlemen , can I have your attention please!!
[The crowd of a 100 battled armoured Samurai stop talking]
Sasuke : Thank you !! Now before we begin filming ,
I must warn you that you are responsible for your own
stunt's in this movie . And I remind you to not stop fighting
untill I say cut!!
Crowd : We got it!!
Sasuke : All right , remember you are a bunch of Samurai
under the control of a madman , so I want enthusasim !!
Crowd : Hai!!!
Man 1 : This is gonna be so cool , I haven't had work since
the last Jackie Chan movie!!!
Man 2 : Nothing like a great Samurai epic to get the juices
flowing!!!
Sasuke : All right action!! {off stage} Master Kuno , your
on!!!
Kuno(in traditonal Samuari garb) : My fellow great warrior's ,
today we will fight a most righteous battle . Today we
shall rescue fair innocent maiden's from the fowl clutches
of a most evil sorceror , Ranma Saotome . Today we shall
smite this pathetic and most cowardley man and sace my
true loves from his power !!!
Man 1 : Man , what an actor !! You can almost believe he's
crazy!!
Kuno : Now , onward to rescue the lovely Akane Tendo and
the Pig Tailed girl !!!
Man 1 : Shouldn't that be Pony Tailed girl...
Man 2 : No it's Ossga no Onna ....
Kuno : A rose by any other name is still a sweet smelling
and full of beauty!! Now onward to Glory!!
Crowd : All right!!!
Kuno : To the Tendo dojo , Now!!!
Crowd : Why not!!!
We fade to black on the crowd as we see them raising
banners written in Kanji . One happen's to say Youth ,
the other Glory , The other say's Ami-chan please marry
me !! We however focus in on one paticular banner that read's ...
Richard Beaubien Present's
Crisis Mangment Team Nermia
Part 3 - Triple trouble....
We now focus in on downtown Nermia , specifically on a
video store where Yuri is window shopping ...
Yuri : All right !! I have a day off !!!
{spot's a video} Hmm , How to learn English by
watching Sailor Moon . Learn all about English
including slang like "I'm audi" and "Nutzoid" by
watching Sailor Moon . Hmm ... alway's wanted to
learn English ....
Woman 1 : Hey , there's another fight starting downtown...
Yuri : So , there is alway's fight's in Nermia ...
Woman 2 : Yeah , but these are 2 new fighter's !!!
Woman 1 : Uh-uh !! And they looked evenly matched !!!
Woman 2 : And it's gonna be a knock down drag out fight...
Yuri : Proably gonna be lot's of damage....Oh well , I'm
off duty !!! Nothing like a good old fight to get your
adrenlin going!!!
Woman 1 : Yeah , that's one thing about living in Nermia ,
your alway's entertained !!!
Woman 2 : Yuri , don't you have to clean these mess up ?
Yuri : Yeah usually , but I'm not working today !!! Will
let Norioko clean up the aftermath of this fight !!!
Norioko : Achoo!!!
We now focus in on the Tendo Dojo . We see Norioko doing
drywall on a recently destroyed wall .
Norioko : Aww man !! How come I have to do this work . How
did Yuri get a day off ...
We see Atsuko-sama throwing dart's at a picture's of
Yuri , Norioko and Ray . The dart hit's Yuri's picture ...
Norioko : No , she wouldn't do that would she....
Akane : Ranma no Baka!!!
Ranma : Bleah!!!!
Norioko : Oh great here they come again!!!
We now see a law of physic's in action . More specificaly
Murphy's law as Ranma and Akane destroy Norioko's rebuilt
wall . Norioko has a very huge bead of sweat appear on her
forehead....
Norioko : Why you....
Ranma : Sorry ....
Akane : Look at what you did , you Baka!!!
Ranma : Me , it was you that started this you Tomboy....
Norioko : Shut up!!! The both of you !!! Now I have to
rebuild this wall !!! {we begin to here chant's in the background} ...
I thought I told you to SHUT UP!!!!
Ranma : Wasn't us....
Norioko : Then who was it...
Akane : Oh my .....
Ranma : It can't be ....
Norioko : I need an asprin....
Kuno : Saotome , the day of vengence has come!!
Prepare to meet your doom!!!
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Ray : Hello , anyone home !?!
We focus in on an house on the outskirt's of Nermia.....
Ray : Hello , repair man !!!
Voice : Come on in....
Ray : About time...Well what do you need fixed ...
Voice : Nothing , we just need a guinea pig ....
Ray : Huh ...{Ray react's to late as the strange man strike's him down}
Voice : Excellent.....
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We fade in on downtown Nermia . We focus in on 2 people
in the middle of the street ready to fight .
A-ko : B-ko , only you can turn a field trip into a
fight .
B-ko : Shut up !!! Your keeping C-ko all to your self on this trip
and I can't allow it !!!
A-ko : Come on , we just went to get an Ice cream !!!
Woman 1 : Can you shut up and start fighting all ready
!!!
A-ko : What...
Woman 2 : Jezz , you should of been desroying building's
minutes ago ....
Yuri : Pathetic , absloutley pathetic . I bet you can't
even destroy building's!!!
B-ko : Hey , we don't fight for show !!!!
A-ko : Yeah , we fight because B-ko's Insane...
B-ko : Yeah .... Hey wait a minute !!! I'm more sane than some
other anime character's!!!!
A-ko : No your not .... Your as batty as they come!!!
B-ko : Are comapring me to people like Kodachi!!!
A-ko : Ha!!! Kodachi is a saint compared to you!!!
B-ko : Why you ... you .... Die....
Woman 1 : Wow look at them go at it ....
Woman 2 : There goes a building !! Yuri , do you think
downtown's gonna survive this ?
Yuri : Nope !! Oh well , Nermia needed a face lift anyway!!
Let's just enjoy this fight!!!Wow , there goes a mini mall!!
We now pan through the smoke to the Nermia Head quarter's
of Mishima heavy industries . We focus in on the leader
of the Nermia Office-lady warrior's .
OL 1 : So desrtuction once again hit's Nermia .
Well will stop it this time !!! Scramble all Mecha , prepare to
attack downtown Nermia !!!
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Shift back to the Tendo dojo...
Norioko : Okay , so this guy's gonna attack us if we
don't hand over you and this "pig tailed girl" ?
Ranma : Yep ....
Norioko : Man , this guy must be really hard up for dates
if he has to storm this place .....
Akane : Kuno stop this Insanity!!!
Kuno : I'm afraid I can't listen to you fairest Akane !!!
For you and the pig tailed girl are under the power of
the foul and mailcious human trash Ranma Saotome ....
Man 1 : That's Pony tailed girl...
Man 2 : Ossga no Onna!!!
Norioko : Man this is Insane ... Man I'm gonna kill my dad
for making me take this job!!!
Ranma : Why did he make you take this job ?
Norioko : Well he said{we now flashback , having Norioko
alk in a Man's voice} "You must take a construction job
for 6 months to bring honor to our family , we have had a least
one memeber of our family do constuction and since your are
sole descendent you must take this job for our family's honor" Idiot !!!
Akane : Gee , is your dad in construction ?
Norioko : Nope , he's a weakling accoutant . He was a
gopher for six month's at his uncle's firm .
Ranma : And you call us Insane ?
Kuno : Will you stop talking already !!! Now will you
produce the pig tailed girl and Akane or do I have to humilate you!!
Man 1 : That's pony tailed girl...
Man 2 : Ossga no Onna...
Man 3 : La petite fille avec le cochon cheveaux
Ranma : .......
Norioko : Well let's just produce this pig-tailed girl and
get this over with ...
Man 1 : That's pony taield girl....
Norioko : Oh just shut up!!!
Ranma : We can't produce her ...
Norioko : Why ?
Ranma : Because I'm her ....
Norioko : ...... And you say I'm insane ....
Ranma : Listen to me , I'm her !!!
Norioko : Geez your as mad as him {point's to Kuno}
Then again , it explain's why Kuno's so mad ....
Ranma : All right I'm going to have to show you {Splash's
cold water on himself} There are you happy !!!!
Norioko : Hehehehe .... I'm going to leave now....
Kuno : You over there!!!
Norioko : Me ?
Kuno : Yes , you !!! Are you in league with this wretched
soul ?
Norioko : Well I was doing drywall for them ....
Kuno : Conspiretor !!! You must be punshied also !!
In the name of the Moon I will punish you ....
Norioko : Okay , This is not my day !!!
Kuno : For love and justice , you will fall !!!
Crowd : All right action scene's!!!
Ranma & Akane : This is not good ....
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Ray : {Tied to a table} All right what do you want ?
Voice : We want your energy....
Ray : My energy , why don't you get a battery ?
Voice : Very funny my good friend !! But you see
we don't need a battery !! We need the special kind of
energy emitted by the people in Nermia...
Ray : Why....
Voice : To power this {A spotlight shine's on
a row's upon on row's of mecha}
Ray : Huh ?
Voice : What you are looking at is the pinncale of anime
science . The combination of the peak of Mecha technology
and the best of pure martial art's energy . With this mecha
we shall rule the world!!!
Ray : But why me ?
Voice : All Nermia people have this energy , and it's the
right amount of energy we need to power are quantum battery's .
Ray : Oh geez your insane...
Voice : We may be , but soon we will rule the world!!!
Ray : Help....
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We now focus in on downtown Nermia ,
or what is left of it .
Yuri : All right let's take town the next block !!!
Woman 1 : Destruction , Destruction!!!
Voice : One should not be encouraging this carnage !!!
A-ko : Huh...
Voice : I'am the Sailor Suited fighter for love and Justice
, I'm Sailor Moon and in place of the moon I will punish
you !!!
Yuri : All right a three way brawl!!!
Woman 1 : Go Sailor Moon Go !!!
Woman 2 : Usagi !!! Usgai !!!
Sailor Moon : Thank you , Thank you !!!
A-ko : What a show off ....
B-ko : Hey SEREANE butt out of our fight....
Sailor Moon : DON'T CALL ME SEREANE!!!!
A-ko : And are you gonna stop us ?
Sailor Moon : Why yes I'am !! Moon princess ....
Voice : Stop ....
Everyone : Huh...
Voice : We have endured your senseless desruction long
enough !! We shall stop you !!!
Yuri : And how are you going to that ?
Voice : Easily !!! ALLRIGHT IT'S SHOWTIME
{We see thousand's upon thousand's of mecha assembling
around downtown Nermia}
Yuri : Okay , that will stop us ....
Sailor Moon : Yikes ... I knew I should've taken a Nap..
B-ko : Ha!!! You call that Mecha !!! I'll show you !!!
Asa , Uma , Mari , ASSEMBLE!!!
{We see a mecha part's coming out of the ocean , and
assembling over Nermia's sky , it look's like Nuku-Nuku}
B-ko : HAHHAHAHAHAHA !!! YOUR PUNY MECHA CANNOT
TOP THE MIGHTY GIANT NK-1124 , YOUR FATE IS SEALED !!!
Voice : Yike's , it's the school girl android!!!
Yuri : This is getting out of hand !!!
Woman 1 : Do you think we should do something ?
Yuri : Yep , leave ....
Woman 2 : Can't leave , mecha everwhere ....
Yuri : Oh well , can't stay idle . Let's fight !!!
Woman 1 : Yeah !!!
Woman 2 : It's time to show these people how Nermia
people fight !!!
Yuri : Are you Ready !!! Than form NERMIA FIGHTING
TRIUMVIRATE!!!
Woman 2 : Transform !!!
Woman 1 : WATCH IDOL PROJECT !!!!
We now focus in on Ucchans' ....
Ukyou : Okay this is getting sensless ....
Oh no there getting near Ucchan's .....
Oh well , I'll show them !!! It's time for spatuala
power TRANSFORM !!!
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Man 1 : Man look at the effect's , there amazing !!!
Man 2 : Yeah that Ranma's a great actor !!!
Norioko : Man , dosen't this guy ever give up !!!
Ranma {Now back in male form} : Nope , he's pretty
persitaint .
Norioko : Oh man they took out my wall !!!
Akane : This is sensless !!!!
Kuno : Fear not my pretty's , I shall save you !!!
Norioko : All right this guy is sick !!!
Akane : Man do I wish I was downtown ....
Meanwhile downtown .....
Ukyou : Aiyaa.... {Slices mecha in half with spatuala}
A-ko : Nice job !!! {Puches mecha into ground}
Ukyou : Thanks!!!
Sailor Moon : Moon Princess Haltaion {whipes out 10 mecha}
Yuri : Way to Sailor Moon {Kick's mecha into gorund}
Sailor Moon : Not bad your self {see mecha coming at her}
Ahhh!!!
Yuri : Sailor Moon !!!
The mecha approaches Sailor Moon , but it's destroyed
before it hit's her . Begin Mamoru music ....
Tuxedo Kamen : Sailor Moom !!!
Sailor Moon : Tukedo Kamen-sama!!!
Yuri : Tuxedo Kamen-sama!!!
Voice : Damn you Darien !!!
Tuxedo Kamen : Don't call me Darien!!!!
B-ko : HAHAHAHA , your mecha's pathetic !!!
Vocie : Ohh it is , well than !!! OL-WARRIORS
UNITE INTO TEMP TERROR!!!!!
B-ko : Uh-oh!!!
Ukyou : What (Slicing mecha in half}
B-ko : Look at that , it's beautifull!!!
Voice : Tremble in fear at the site of the mecha
of the future ....
A-ko : It's over 30 stories high !!!
Yuri : How are we goona beat it ?
B-ko : Well , there's one chance . If we set the
NK-1124 to self destruct and use Sailor Moon's
cutie moon rod and have an object of imense power and
have a 100 or so insane samurai hit the mecha instaneously
it could be destroyed ....
Ukyou : And how did you you come up with that ?
B-ko : Easy , it sound so stupid that it'l probably work .
Ukyou : Can't argue with that ...
Yuri : Hey it's Nermia , stranger thing's have happened...
Sailor Moon : But where are we goona get a power source
and a hundered insane samurai on short notice ...
B-ko : That I haven't figured out yet ....
everyone : Groan....
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Voice : Ready to start energy drain ...
Voice 2: Right B..Mr Perkins...
Ray : Oh boy ....
Voice : Soon the world will be mine ...
Voice 2 : Uhh B..Mr Perkins I hit the wrong lever ...
Voice : You what...
Voice 2 : What could go wrong ?
Voice : Oh nothing much , we'll proably just hurtle away
at untold speed's producing an imense source of power .
Voice 2 : Oh that sound's like fun N...
Ray : Ahh , what about me ?
Voice : You are lucky , you will remain here ...
Voice 2 : 3 2 1 ... Lift off...
Voice : This is a pain that is going to last ....
Ray : Ahh , can someone untie me ....
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Kuno : Ah ha !! At last I win Saotome ....
Now the furit's of victory are mine !!!
Ranma : Sure gang up on me !!!
Akane : Kuno , I'm not going with you....
Kuno : Ahh , Akane-kun you'll change your mind once Saotome
is thrashed ....
Norioko : Look at my wall....
Kuno : Do not worry , for you wil be saved too!!
Norioko : Weren't you going to punish me ?
Kuno : I know recognize Saotome has ensnared you
in his web of deception , now I will save you ...
Norioko : Ensnared , save me !?! You ruined my
day's work !!! I'll kill you !! { Mallet appears out of nowhere}
Die!!!
Kuno : Uh-oh.....
Norioko : Fore!!! { She hit's Kuno into low orbit}
Man 1 : I suppose we should follow him ...
Man 2 : Yep it's in our contract ....
Man 1 : Than to the air !!!!
Norioko : ......
Ranma : They're fool's .....
Akane : Nice use of the mallet , you've got to show
me that .....
Norioko : Sure no problem ....
Ranma : Man , I wish I went downtown today .....
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A-ko : Hey I think I see a huge power source coming this way!!!
Yuri : Geez , what are the chances of that happening ....
Ukyou : Hey , there's a hundred insane samurai coming our way!!!
Sailor Moon : Now that's wierd....
B-ko : All Right , do it now !!!!
Sailor Moon : MOON PRINCESS HALATION!!!
Man 1 : Look !! There's mecha !!!
Man 2 : Man , there going all out for this film....
Voice 1 : This pain will endure ....
Voice 2 : Whee!!!
Voice : Oh Shit!!!!!{the mecha is desrtoyed}
Ukyou : All right ....
Sailor Moon : Dusted.....
Yuri : .......
Sailor Moon : Sorry .....
Ukyou : Well who's up for some food....
Everyone : I am !!!
Ukyou : Well come to Ucchan's !! It's the only place left standing!!!
Everyone : Groan...
Ukyou :HAHAHHAHA!!!
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Voice : Yes !! This pain will definitly last ...
Voice 2 : Narf !!! Wasn't that fun Brain....
{Pinky get's hit on the head} ... I mean Mr Perkin's...
Voice : Well this plan was a waste ....
Voice 2 : I don't know , I liked all the mech and stuff !!
It was all shiny and cute , and that girl oh my was she
funny , wasn't she Jaques .....
Voice : Uhhh ... I do not wish to remember that incident ...
Hmm , tracel to the cursed spring's of Jusenkyo ....
Are you pondering what I'm pondering Pinky....
Voice 2 : I think so Brain , but Ami-chan's voice is much more Kawaii t
han Amy's.....
Voice : ...... You know you amaze me Pinky ....
Voice 2 : Well I try .....Zort!!!
Voice : Well , we must plan for Tommorow night Pinky ...
Voice 2 : Why Brain , what are we going to do tommorow
night ....
Voice : The same thin we do every night , try to take over
the world !!!
The end...Of part 3...
Author's note's and commentary....
La petite fille avec le cochon cheveaux translates into
soemthing similiar to Pig tailed girl .
As you have noticed this Fan-fic is much more of a farce
than the first 2 . Well I wanted it this way . I've alway's
wanted to write a Ranma 1/2 farce , and this gave me the
vechile to do it . In fact this series allow's me to do many
thing's I want with a Fan-fic , I can go from slapstick
comedy to serious drama . The next story will deal with
a little more drama than this story , so if you liked the
drama in part 2 stay tuned , I will do more . If you liked
the comedy of this epsiode I will also do more in the
future , in fact I will do alot with this series (that is
why I like this series so much) . As per usual , comment's
and flames are alway's welcome .
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Richard Beaubien beaub...@mala.bc.ca