[Ranma][Fanfic] Easy Prey
Christopher Jones
This story contains violence and adult situations. While I don't
consider it a 'darkfic' it won't be acceptable to some people. If you
think that this might story might upset or offend you, please don't
read it.
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Easy Prey
a fanfic by Chris Jones
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I have no legal right to use Ranma, or any other of Takahashi-sama's
characters. They all belong to her Nifty Impressiveness, KITTY, VIZ,
and a host of others. It's not really worth your time to sue me,
though. If I had any money, I would spend a lot more time watching
Ranma videos than writing stories.
Feel free to distribute this work, but please credit me.
Read on:
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Okay. This is how it happens.
I'm stakin' out this house, right? Big house with a rock
fence. There's a bunch a people living there. I figures it's some
kinda boardin' house or sumthin'. There's always a bunch o' chicks
around, so I figure, its like an easy score, ya know. Problem is,
there's about three or four chicks there all the time, and about
three or four guys there all the time, too. So's I wait.
I waits around a couple days, and the big guy with the
headband kinda wanders off. Funny, cuz the guy's only wearin' a towel,
like he gots lost on the way to the can. Pro'ly just another head
case. This stinkin' city's full of 'em.
I watches, and he don't come back. So's like the next day, two
o' the chicks take off for school, like they always do. The young guy
with the weird hair goes with em. One of the chick's still inside, but
the two old guy's are still there. So's I waits some more.
The two younger chicks come home from school, or whatever, but
the guy with the weird hair ain't with 'em. I figures he got in a
fight, or has job or sumthin'. Mebe gone to see his chick. They bring
this friend home, tho. Cute chick, red hair and a pony tail. Hair
looked real, too. Ya don't see that much here. I looks her over real
good, and decides, this is the one I want. If it don't play out here,
I follows her home, and does her there. Heh.
So's like it gets dark, and the two old guys go out boozin',
or sumthin'. They meets this little old guy a few blocks down, and are
saucin' 'im up pretty good with stuff they brought with 'em. Losers
gonna be gone all night. I waits a couple more hours, and then I jump
the gate. I'm thinkin' this is gonna be easy.
I looks in some windows, and all the lights are off. Looks
like the girls are gone to bed, so's I start lookin' for Red's window.
I figure she's in a room with one of the other chicks, so I get in,
and put the other one to sleep, and do Red, right? Then I'm out.
Nothing on the first floor, but a kitchen and livin' room, so
I climbs up to the second floor, and starts lookin'.
Hot Damn! First crack out of the bag, and I sees 'er sleepin'.
She's even alone. They puts her in the spare room. This is gonna be
easier than I thinks. All I gotta do now is get in.
I works on the window for a few minutes, real quiet-like. Then
I'm in. The chick's sawin' logs big time. Then I gets scared, 'cuz I
drop the screw driver I used on the window. It hits, but Red goes on
sleepin'. Ain't nothin but me gonna wake 'er up.
I looks at her whiles I pull my gun and my knife out. She's
wearin' a shirt, and boxers, and are just barely hangin' on. This
chick is like, stacked!
So's I puts my knife in my belt, and holds my gun. I gets down
next to 'er and takes another look. I'm thinkin', this is one of the
chicks that makes it worth it. I pulls the strap of 'er shirt down,
and get's an eye full. An' she's still sleeping! Heh.
I touches her nipple, and makes it stand up, and she's still
out, so I'm thinking this is gonna be great. I straddles her, and puts
my hand on her mouth, so she can't like yell, or sumthin'. Then I
cock's my gun. This gets 'er eyes open.
I hold the gun up to 'er face, and says for as long as she
does what I says, and don't yell, I ain't gonna hurt 'er.
Her eyes go wide, so's I goes to pull off 'er shirt. But when
I pull my hand back, she's smilin'. I thinks right then that somthin's
wrong.
"This is a joke, right? Did Kodachi send you?"
I shakes my head, and moves my gun up to her face to make her
get quiet.
She just looks at me, like I told a joke or somethin'.
I says, I don't have to tell her to get quiet again. She
laughs. Then she hits my arm. I don't even get a chance to pull the
trigger. The gun goes off when it hits the wall, and shoots the
window. I look to start runnin', but the chick just starts hittin' me,
harder an I ever been hit before. I fall back, and kicks open the
door. Then the chick puts her hands up, and shoots fire at me!
It just misses me, and I can feel my hair's burnt. I takes off
down the hall, and I think my ribs 'er broke from 'er hittin me. All
of em.
I sees another door, so's I kicks it in, hopin' there's a
window I can get out, but the chick's already there, holdin a
fireball. I sees one of the other chicks on the bed, and I still got
my knife, so's I grabs her, and puts the knife to her neck. I says for
her to keep back, or I do this girl.
Just then, the other two chicks show up. Musta heard the gun.
I says nobody moves, or it's all over.
The red head chick lets the fireball go and just looks at me.
"Boy, did you pick the wrong house."
I cut the chick's neck, not enough to hurt her, just enough to
make her bleed so's everyone backs off.
But then I feel her hand on my arm. She grabs my wrist, and
squeezes. I never seen a chick this strong, 'cept for maybe the
red-head. She pulls the hand with the knife away, and then her other
hand grabs my face. She tosses me over her shoulder , and into the
wall. I hurts, but I starts lookin' for my knife.
The older chick with the long hair has got it. She's holdin'
it straight for my gut. Now the chick is scared, like her face says
she don't know how to use it, but her hands are working like she's
been a knife fighter longer'n me. Then I hear it.
The chick, the one I cut, has this big wood hammer, and she's
swingin' like she's gonna take my face out. I try to get away, but she
hits my back, and knocks me down. My back is on fire, an I can't feel
my legs. The red head is just laffin'.
The girl with the hammer hits my back again, hard. It hurts
like nothin's ever hurt before. The world goes a little hazy then.
"Oh my! What was he doing?!?!"
"He broke into my room and was trying to get my clothes off.
What do you *think* he was doing?"
The red-head grabs me by the hair, and turns me over. She
kicks my legs, cause they won't move. Then she grabs me by then shirt,
an she hits me. I go out.
I wakes up, an I'm in a hospital. There are a couple suits
standin over me, but they got 'cop' written all over 'em. I still gots
spots in front of my eyes, so's I sits and listens to em talk.
The one asks the other what I did, and the other guy laughs.
He goes over what happened, and laughs again. My back starts hurtin'.
I says can I get a doctor, and one of the suits leaves to get
one. The Doc comes in. Says he's got some bad news. Says my spine is
cut in two places. Says maybe I can walk again someday, but I knows
what he really means.
They put me in a wheelchair and roll me off. One of the suits
says I have to talk to a judge. Then he says they're gonna take me to
another hospital. I know he means 'prison hospital'.
I'm goin' down the hall, an I see the girl I cut, with a
bandage on her neck. The redhead's there too, and the two old guys,
talkin to a doctor. None of em notice me, cept the red-head.
She just looks at me.
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Chris