[Ranma][FanFic] The Taming of the Horse (part 6/6)

[Vincent Seifert]

[This part 6 of 6 contains Chapter 10 and Epilogue]

The Taming of the Horse

a Ranma 1/2 fanfiction by Vince Seifert (seif...@csus.edu)

TotH webpage: http://www.csus.edu/indiv/s/seifertv/toth/index.htm

Ranma 1/2 characters and situations are copyright 1987, 1998
by Takahashi Rumiko. Publishing rights (Japan) by Shogakukan
Inc. Publishing rights (North America) by Viz Inc. This work
is not intended to infringe those rights.

~~~~~ Chapter 10: Honeymoon ~~~~~

Two young women trudged up a snowy road through a mountain
village. Both carried large packs on their shoulders. "Look, I
wanna find some hot water before we get there!" one told the
other loudly.

Akane sighed and hitched at her pack-straps for the
seventeenth time. "Stop it, Ranma. It's not my fault that water
fountain was broken."

"I'm not goin' inta the hotel like this!"

"Yes, you are. I'm cold, I'm tired, and I'm hungry, and I
want to get checked in just as soon as we can."

"Well, it's not MY fault the train was late and the damn bus
blew a tire!"

Akane ignored her and looked at the piece of paper in her
hand, then up at the rambling building of dark wood on the
outskirts of the village. "Yamashiro Onsen. We're here.
Finally." She headed for the entrance, noticed Ranma wasn't
following her, turned around, stomped back to Ranma, grabbed her
arm, and towed her up the steps.

"Welcome!" the woman in the office said cheerily as Akane
and Ranma came up.

"Hello. Ten--, um, Saotome Akane and Saotome Ranma. We
should have paid reservations." Akane blushed a little over her
slip.

The clerk riffled through a file and pulled out a paper.
"Oh, yes, here you are... the honeymoon cottage?! Oh dear, there
must have been a mistake!"

Ranma nudged Akane. "See, I toldja we shouldn'ta come in
here both girls-- oof!"

Akane removed her elbow from Ranma's ribs, gathered the
remaining shreds of her patience, and tried to smile at the
clerk. "No, no mistake," she said. "This is, um, Tendo Ranko,
my cousin. Saotome Ranma, my husband, will be along soon."
*Just as soon as I get some hot water and some privacy....*

The clerk looked distraught. "No, no, you don't
understand," she said, wringing her hands. "Just wait here a
moment; I'll get the manager, he'll explain."

Ranma and Akane traded looks as the clerk left the office.
"I don't like the sound of this," Ranma said, swinging her pack
down to the floor and rotating her shoulders. "Here...." She
helped Akane put her pack down too.

"If there's a problem with the reservation, they'll regret
it, and when we get back to Nerima, Nabiki'll regret it," Akane
vowed. "Mmmm...." Ranma was rubbing her neck.

A middle-aged man came out of the inner office with the
clerk close behind. Ranma dropped her hand from Akane's neck
hastily and pretended she hadn't been doing anything. "Ah!
Welcome to Yamashiro Onsen!" the manager said happily.
"Saotome... you're the experts Tendo-san sent, then?"

"You betcha," Ranma said proudly before Akane could respond.
"We're the heirs to the Musabetsu Kakuto, from the Tendo Dojo."

The manager looked a little confused, then looked down at
the paper in his hand and shrugged. "Splendid, splendid. I
apologize for the confusion. Your, er, room is ready for you.
Right this way...."

Akane prevented Ranma from decking the porter when the man
tried to pick up their packs and led her off down the hallway,
following the manager. The porter brought up the rear,
staggering. *How the hell did those little girls carry these
damn things?!*

They went out a side door and down a graveled path to a
small building set off by itself in a grove of pine trees. The
manager pulled a key out of his pocket, took an ofuda off the
doorknob, opened the door, and handed Akane the key. "Here it
is," he said, waving. "We had it cleaned up especially for your
arrival. I hope everything works out all right... if there's
anything you need, just use the intercom." He hurried away. The
porter gave them a glance fraught with some unidentifiable
emotion, dropped the packs in the entryway, and fled without
waiting for a tip.

Akane watched them go and shook her head. "You have to stop
terrorizing perfect strangers, Ranma," she said, walking into
their room. She stopped. "Wow." The room was old-fashioned and
fairly large, with tatami mats on the floor, a firepit in one
corner, and two shoji walls. Some of the shoji were damaged and
the ceiling looked a bit shabby, but it was still luxurious by
their standards.

Ranma was looking around. "Jeez, for once Nabiki came
through," she said wonderingly. "I was expectin' a closet. This
had ta cost an arm an' a leg...." She walked over to a shoji and
slid it open. "Hey, Akane, looka this!" The shoji opened onto a
narrow veranda, and shutters opened from that onto a stone-
flagged yard screened by bamboo fences. At the far end, wisps of
steam rose off a small pool surrounded by boulders. "Looks like
we got our own private onsen...." Ranma trailed off, looked at
Akane, and blushed.

"So it does," Akane agreed. She turned aside to cover her
nervousness and slid open another shoji. It didn't help. "Um...
futon storage...." She slid open the one beside it, stared, and
leaned her head against the post. "Bedroom...."

"I wonder why there was an ofuda on the door," Ranma said
from right behind her.

Akane jumped. She hadn't heard her come up. "Sort of
like a do-not-disturb sign, maybe?" That didn't help either.

Ranma and Akane stared at each other. Each knew the other
was thinking the same thing. *Tonight....*

Ranma turned away. "I, uh, I'll get that hot water now, I
guess."

Akane reached out, not far enough to touch her. "Wait,
Ranma...."

Ranma turned back. In her eyes was mingled relief and
disappointment. "What?"

"Um, let's have supper first?"

Ranma's stomach growled loudly. They both laughed, the
tension broken, or at least deferred. "Sounds like a good idea,"
Ranma agreed. She looked out. "It'll be dark soon."

Akane found the intercom and pushed the button. "Hello?"

"Yes?" the intercom crackled.

"Um, what do we do for supper here?"

The voice laughed gently. "Well, if you'll tell us what
you'd like, we'll bring it to you."

"Let's see... soup? With noodles? And, um, whatever your
specialty is. We're pretty hungry, we had to walk a long way.
Oh, and tea."

"Of course," the intercom said. "Now, what room are you
in?"

Akane glanced at Ranma. "The manager called it the
'honeymoon cottage'."

There was a short silence. "Ah. You'll be the experts from
Tokyo, then. We'll send someone out, er, as soon as we can find
someone to send out. Er. Good luck."

Akane took her finger off the button and looked at Ranma
questioningly. Ranma shrugged. "Hey, as long as they bring the
grub, they can be as weird as they like," she said. She went out
and came back in carrying their packs, then went out again and
came in carrying an armload of firewood. "Big stack out there,"
she said, dropping it neatly in the firepit. "Good thing, too;
it's gonna get cold tonight."

*Not in here, it's not,* Akane thought, blushing.

~~~~~

Half an hour later, their rooms were much more comfortable,
with a fire going in the firepit, the toilet located and used,
lamps switched on, and packs unpacked. There was a knock on the
door. Akane opened it and found herself face to face with a
waiter holding out a large delivery box. The crockery inside
clattered faintly. "I beg your pardon," the waiter said, looking
nervously over Akane's shoulder. He departed rapidly as soon as
Akane had a grip on the box.

"Honestly," Akane muttered. She kicked the door shut and
turned. "I don't know much about room service, but I thought it
was better than this," she complained, carrying the box over to
the table by the firepit.

"Beats camping," Ranma said, unpacking the box. "Mmm...
udon soup with tofu, looks like, pickles, rice... hey, a grilled
mackerel! Thought I smelled something fishy!" Akane laughed.
They dug in.

"Ahh..." Ranma sighed later. "Much better." She put the
well-gleaned skeleton of the ex-mackerel atop the pile of used
dishes in the box and belched contentedly.

Akane sipped the last of her tea and stood. She went to the
futon closet and came back with two dotera: quilted knee-length
robes with "Yamashiro Onsen" on the backs in large characters.
"Bath time, then," she said quietly.

Ranma looked up at her and gulped. "Yeah...." She got up,
picked up their bath things, and followed Akane outside. It was
cold, but the fences blocked the wind and the overhanging pine
boughs seemed to trap some of the heat from the onsen; the ground
inside the fences was bare of snow. Ranma found a bucket, walked
over to the taps, and started to take her clothes off.

"I'll be back in a minute," Ranma heard Akane say. She
nodded without looking and started washing herself off. The
minute seemed much longer, but eventually Ranma heard Akane's
footsteps coming back.

"Ranma...."

Ranma turned to look at Akane. She was wearing one of the
dotera and looked very serious. "Um, yeah?"

"Ranma, I know Kasumi talked to you about me, a long time
ago," Akane said slowly. "She told you... she told you not to...
to make any moves on me unless I...." She broke off at Ranma's
nervous nod. "You haven't, really, and for a long time, I guess
I sort of appreciated that, even though I didn't know about it,
but now... Ranma, we're married now, and what Kasumi said doesn't
matter any more. You understand?"

Ranma found her voice. "Uh, yeah, I guess so...." Akane
opened the front of her dotera, shrugged out of the shoulders,
and let it drop. She wasn't wearing anything under it. Months
of training had left just enough padding to smooth the lines of
the sleek muscles on her compact frame, and the gymnastics had
replaced her former clumsiness with grace. To Ranma, she was a
vision of youth and beauty, somehow fresh and exciting even
though she'd seen her every day in the locker room at St.
Hebereke's. "Akane...."

Akane stepped forward, blushing and goose-pimpling at the
same time, and knelt next to Ranma. "I'll wash your back," she
said. "And then you can wash mine. And then...." *Hot water,*
they both thought.

Ranma sat on the bath-stool while Akane's small, strong
hands soaped and scrubbed her back, tried to cope with a sudden
flood of new and powerful feelings, and failed. "Uh..." she
began, cursing her tongue for being so inept.

"I know you're nervous," Akane's voice said behind her.
"I... I'm nervous too. I've never done this before, and there'll
never be another first time, and I want it to be perfect. But
more than that, I want you to be happy, and I know this isn't
easy for you, because you've never done it before either...
right?"

"Right. Yes. Absolutely," Ranma agreed hastily.

"Well, that's good." Ranma could hear the smile in Akane's
voice. "Because if you'd said anything else, you'd be in a lot
of pain right now." Her voice turned serious again. "Just take
it easy, and remember that I love you, and remember that you love
me, and everything will be fine. Okay? I'm done." Akane poured
a bucketful of cold water over Ranma to rinse her off.

Ranma turned, and admired the back that was presented to her
as she began to wash it. "Thanks, Akane. I... thanks." She
shut up. *If I try and say anything, I'll just mess it up.*
"Done," she said eventually.

Akane stood up, walked to the edge of the pool, and stepped
in cautiously. "Ahh," she said. "Perfect." She turned to
Ranma, who was still crouched by the taps, and smiled. "Come
here, baka." Ranma tried to tear her eyes away from Akane,
couldn't, and then realized that she didn't have to. She
wandered unsteadily over to the pool and stepped in, lowering
herself carefully into the hot water until--

"Oh, my," Akane said, looking down. She looked up into
Ranma's anxious eyes and smiled, a little uncertainly, and
reached up for him as he reached down for her. They both jumped
a little as their bodies met. They kissed with growing passion,
standing up to their waists in steaming water....

"oooOOOooooh...."

Ranma and Akane broke the kiss. "Was that you?" they said
simultaneously.

"Hitoshiiiii...."

Ranma and Akane turned their heads slowly toward the other
side of the pool. The mist that rose from the water had drifted
together to form the translucent but quite detailed image of a
young woman wearing a yukata. The hem of the garment drifted a
few inches above the water. No feet were visible.

"KYAAA!"

Ranma exploded out of the water carrying his screaming wife
in his arms, landed neatly on the flagstones, put Akane down, and
faced the ghost. "DAMMIT! IS EVERY ONSEN IN JAPAN HAUNTED?!" he
roared. Akane stopped screaming suddenly and blinked.

The apparition ignored Ranma's shout. "Hitoshiiii...." It
drifted slowly forward. As it approached, Ranma could clearly
see the yearning expression on its face. It kept getting closer.

Akane watched in amazement as the ghost drifted up to her
brand-new, never-used, stark-naked husband, put its misty hands
on his shoulders, and kissed him as Ranma stood motionless. Then
she noticed that one of its hands was drifting lower....

"RANMA!!!" Crash! A wooden bucket of cold water splintered
over Ranma's head. "We haven't even been married a DAY! We're
on our HONEYMOON! And you have some steamy bimbo draped ALL OVER
you already!"

"Er..." the ghost began.

"Dammit, Akane, it's NOT MY FAULT!" Ranma screeched, face to
face with her wife and ignoring the ghost. "If I'd'a known this
was gonna happen, I'd'a... I'd'a... well, I'd'a done something
else, I can tell ya!"

"Excuse me...."

Akane also ignored the ghost. "This is just like you!
Every time something NICE is about to happen, one of your OTHER
girls comes along! Well, I'm SORRY I'm not as pretty as they
are! I'm SORRY I'm not as nice as they are! I'm SORRY I'm not
as dead as...." She ground to a halt, looking confused.
"Um...."

"I say...."

Ranma and Akane both turned on the ghost. "YOU SHUT UP!!!"

"Er... where did Hitoshi go?"

Akane and Ranma blinked, looked at each other, then looked
at the ghost. "Right," Ranma said decisively. "That's IT!" She
turned toward the ghost and thrust out her palms. "MOKO
TAKABISHA!!" Fwoosh! The ball of ki-charged air blasted through
the ghost's midsection, barely cleared the fence on the other
side of the spring, and hit a pine tree. Flump! Snow fell from
the tree's branches.

The ghost's even-more-disembodied-than-before head looked
down. "Ow," it said plaintively, and faded out, becoming just
another wisp of mist.

"Hitoshi?" Ranma asked, looking at Akane.

"Nabiki," Akane answered, looking at Ranma.

"Manager!" they said together, nodding firmly. They looked
down at each other, blushed, and looked up. "Clothes," Akane
muttered. She picked up her discarded dotera and put it on.
Ranma found hers and put it on. They left rapidly, bouncing over
the cottage and away.

~~~~~

Ranma and Akane ran up to the front counter. "Where is
he?!" Ranma shouted at the astonished clerk.

"We demand to speak to the manager!" Akane clarified.

The office door opened. "So, how did it go?" the manager
asked hopefully. "We heard the, er, noise...."

Ranma grabbed the manager by the throat and hauled him down
to her level. "Why, you--! You KNEW about this?!" she hissed.

"Gurk!" the manager said.

Akane bopped Ranma on the head. "Let go, he can't answer
questions like that," she told Ranma.

"Well... all right." Ranma let go.

"Argh. I thought YOU knew about this," the manager said
hoarsely, rubbing his throat. "You're the experts, after all.
Tendo-san told me that you--"

"Hold it," Akane cut in. "Which 'Tendo-san', and exactly
what were you told?"

"Tendo Nabiki." The manager watched Ranma and Akane look at
each other. Akane shook her head and covered her face with her
hand. Ranma rolled her eyes. "She told me that you could solve
our, er, problem. I paid her two hundred thousand yen to have
you come up here and--"

"Hey!" This time it was Ranma who interrupted. "YOU paid
HER?! She was supposed ta pay YOU! We're up here on our honey--
ow!" Ranma rubbed her head and glared at Akane.

"What my cousin means," Akane took over, "is that my husband
will be here soon. We're on our honeymoon, and we'd thought
Nabiki had found a nice place for it."

"You mean you can't take care of the problem?" the manager
asked disappointedly.

Ranma and Akane glanced at each other, and images of the
contrast between a private onsen with room service and camping
out in the snow for three days danced across their minds. "Oh,
sure we can handle it," Ranma said confidently. "Absolutely. No
doubt about it."

Akane nodded several times quickly. "But Nabiki neglected
to give us all the details before, um, sending us out," she said.
"It would help us a lot in our, um, efforts if you could tell us
what the situation is...."

The manager looked around. They'd already attracted a
curious audience. "Certainly, but not here," he told Akane and
Ranma. "Come into my office." The audience muttered
disappointedly and dispersed as the manager closed the door.

"Now then," the manager began once the young women were
seated, "I must tell you a very tragic story of a young bride who
drowned in that spring-- what's the matter with her?"

"Oh, nothing," Akane said over Ranma's coughing. "Go on."

The manager eyed Ranma curiously. "As I was saying, a young
bride drowned in that spring 20 years ago. I believe her husband
said that her wedding ring slipped off and fell into a crack
among the boulders, and she reached for it, but her hand got
stuck and... well... she died. It's a very tragic story."

Akane nodded, sniffling a little. Even Ranma looked less
incensed.

"Well, that spring is quite small, and the water flow isn't
enough to enlarge it, so when this hotel was built, they set it
aside as a spot for newlyweds. It was quite profitable for many
years, until the, er, incident. When I came here, I inquired why
it was unused, and the staff told me about the, er, haunting. I
didn't believe them, of course, so I spent a night there... well,
part of a night there." The manager shuddered. "Obviously, we
can't admit guests to it in its present condition. Women are
quite safe, but if a man is present after dark, the ghost, er,
accosts him."

"See?" Ranma muttered to Akane, and got an elbow in the
ribs.

"What I don't understand," the manager said, "is why the
ghost appeared to you. It never appears unless there's a man
there."

"Hey, we're good," Ranma said nonchalantly.

"Is that everything you know?" Akane asked. The manager
nodded. "Well, in that case, we won't keep you any longer. Come
on, Ran-- um, Ranko."

~~~~~

"'Such a deal'," Akane quoted on the way back to the
cottage.

Ranma glanced at her. "Nabiki's gone too far this time,"
she said in a dangerously calm voice.

Akane half-smiled. "Only if we don't get our cuts."

Ranma boggled a bit. "Two hundred thousand...."

"Plus the money she was supposed to spend on our honeymoon,"
Akane pointed out. She considered. "Let's get our money from
the room," she said finally. "I saw a phone in the hotel."

~~~~~

The phone rang in the Tendos' home. "I'll get it!" Kasumi
called. "Moshi moshi? Oh, Akane! But-- you're supposed to be--
nothing's gone wrong, has it?" She held the phone away from her
ear a little and winced. "Oh, my. What? Yes, she's here...
yes, he's here too... yes, I'm listening." Kasumi listened for
almost a minute, her eyes widening slowly. "She what?! Two
hun... oh, my goodness. Wait just a minute."

Kasumi covered the mouthpiece of the phone with her hand.
"Father! Nabiki! Come here quickly! It's important!" She
waited.

Soun and Nabiki arrived shortly, Soun looking panicked,
Nabiki looking bored. "What?!" Soun expostulated.

"Just a moment, Father," Kasumi said. She uncovered the
phone. "They're here... all right, I'll tell them." She fixed
Nabiki with her gaze. "Akane wishes me to inform you," she told
her sister, "that unless you promise-- your word of honor, to
her, to me, to Father, and to Ranma-- to turn over the two
hundred thousand yen to her and Ranma, she's not going to, um,
exorcise the haunted onsen."

Soun's eyes bugged out. "Two hundred...?" They bugged out
some more. "Haunted onsen?"

Nabiki ignored him. She examined her fingernails. "And if
I don't?"

"In that case," Kasumi said with great restraint, "Akane and
Ranma won't do your little job, you'll have to give the money
back anyway, and you'll have to answer to them for ruining their
honeymoon." She took a deep breath. "You'll have to answer to
me, too."

Nabiki had stopped looking bored. "But...." She wilted
under Kasumi's look. "Darn. It was such a great deal, too."
She raised her voice and spoke to the phone in Kasumi's hand.
"All right, all right, I promise. You'll get all the money."
She stomped back up the stairs, muttering.

Kasumi held the phone to her ear again. "How was that?
Yes, I know.... Have a nice time.... 'Bye!" She put the
handset down and shook her head. "Poor Ranma...."

"Haunted onsen?" Soun reminded her.

"Never mind, Father," Kasumi said soothingly. "They're just
having another adventure. I'm sure they'll tell us all about it
when they get back."

~~~~~

Ranma and Akane stood in front of the door of the "Honeymoon
Cottage", looking nervous. "So now what?" Ranma ventured.

Akane stared at him. "I thought you had an idea!"

"Dammit, Akane, I'm a martial artist, not a spiritualist!"
Ranma said hotly. She cooled. "Jeez... when he said 'tragic
story' I thought I was gonna swallow my tongue."

"I know what you mean." Akane's voice was strained. "I was
almost a 'tragic story' myself, remember. They didn't have to
pull me out of the spring after they put me in it, and I darn
sure wasn't going to swim out." She breathed heavily. "Ranma,
we have to help her. We have to let her go... wherever she's
supposed to go. We just have to."

Ranma eyed her sidelong. "Yeah... I guess we do." She
smiled suddenly. "Good thing ya didn't tell Nabiki that, hey?"

Akane tried to smile, but didn't quite manage it. "We'll
deal with Nabiki when we get back. Right now we have a problem."

"Two problems," Ranma said carefully. "This is our wedding
night...."

Akane put an arm around her. "I haven't forgotten, Ranma.
Well, let's see what happens." She opened the door, and they
went in together.

The fire was still burning, the lights were still on, and
the supper-box still smelled of grilled mackerel. Ranma and
Akane moved cautiously through the main room and out to the
spring. Wisps of steam drifted above the water, but they did not
resemble a restless spirit. Ranma looked at the water. "Well,"
she said, "if we want her to show up, there's always hot
water...."

"I suppose we can try talking to her," Akane said. She
frowned. "Try to keep her from getting a liplock on you this
time, all right?"

Ranma snorted. "Gimme a break, Akane. I got no more
interest in dead gals than I do in live ones." She paused.
"Uh... I mean... oh, hell with it."

Akane shook her head and filled a bucket with hot water from
the spring. She filled another with cold water from the tap and
set it by. "Ready?"

"Just a minute." Ranma took her dotera off and tossed it out
of splash range. "Don't wanna get it wet," she explained,
shivering. "Now I'm ready."

Akane splashed Ranma with hot water from the bucket, watched
as her husband appeared, and suddenly had to overcome a severe
case of weak knees. Ranma looked down. "Oops." He hastily
retrieved and donned the dotera. "Better?"

"No. Um, I mean yes. I mean...."

"Hitoshiiii...." Ranma and Akane watched as the ghost
drifted towards them over the pond. "You came back to meeee...."
She drifted up to Ranma and reached out for him with translucent
arms.

Ranma started suddenly and retreated out of range. "I ain't
your Hitoshi, lady," he began.

"Hitoshi.... Now we can finally be together.... Come make
love to me at last...."

Ranma looked at Akane and raised an eyebrow. "I think I
know where she's comin' from," he said, continuing to evade the
ghost.

"Um. Yes. Me too." Akane shook her head hard. "Try
moving around behind me so she can't get to you."

Ranma eyed her doubtfully. "You sure about that?"

Akane laughed shortly. "No. But try it anyway." She moved
to intercept the ghost.

The ghost stopped as Akane blocked her path. Her beautiful
face warped and twisted into a vision of horror. "You! How dare
you come between us, you hussy!" Akane felt a sudden chill that
had nothing to do with the wintry air. She concentrated and her
aura manifested, warding off the chill. She heard a splash.

"Hey! Get away from her!" It was Ranma's female voice.

The ghost drifted back and up, and her face returned to its
former beauty. She looked around in puzzlement. "Hitoshi?
Where are you? Oh, Hitoshiiii...."

Akane licked her lips. "Um, we're here to help you find
your Hitoshi," she said cautiously.

The ghost looked at her. "But... you're not...."

Akane thought quickly. "Tell us what holds you here," she
suggested.

The ghost floated back to the onsen. "My ring.... My ring
is here...."

"Hey!" Ranma burst out. "That's it! She's haunting the
onsen 'cause her ring is still in it! If we find the ring...."
She stopped.

"I don't know what we do then either," Akane said slowly,
"but I think you're right."

"So I'll just dive in and--"

"No," Akane interrupted. "She gets all crazy when you're a
guy. I'll have to do it." Akane looked down into the spring.
The ghost was pointing down into the water, and when she moved
her head a little, she could just see an occasional flash of
something reflecting as the ripples on the surface crossed and
rebounded: an improbable glint down in the shadows between the
boulders. *Where the water was deep enough to drown a poor woman
who got her arm caught between them,* Akane thought, and
shuddered.

"Be careful, hammer girl," Ranma said, but her tone was
concerned, not insulting. Akane looked at her and smiled a brave
little smile. She took off her dotera and handed it to Ranma,
then fixed the location of the crack in her mind, took a deep
breath, held it, and stepped in.

The bottom of the spring was not deep. Akane reached it
immediately. She thrust her hand into the gap between the
boulders and felt around, acutely conscious of her lungs starving
for breath. She fought the panic that water over her head always
caused. Her fingers touched something round and hard, and she
seized it in sudden triumph and kicked off the bottom. Her arm
jerked her to a stop. *Oh, god, I'm caught, I'm caught, I'm
going to drown in five feet of water and there'll be two
ghosts....* Bubbles gouted from her mouth. Hot water filled her
throat. She gasped for air and got only water.

A terrible noise filled Akane's ears, and she was buffeted
by powerful forces which seemed somehow familiar, but someone was
there holding her and shielding her. Suddenly water cascaded
from her mouth and she could breathe. She was aware of a
receding roar and a voice talking to itself: "Dammit! Baka!
Baka! I shoulda done this right away!"

"Ra... Ranma?" She looked up, coughing, and saw Ranma's
worried face. "What happened?" She looked around. Her arm was
still stuck in the rocks. There was only a little water left in
the bottom of the spring, but more was welling in as she watched.
"Where'd all the water go?"

Ranma reached down and gently maneuvered her arm out of the
crack between the boulders. "Up, mostly," he said. "I used its
heat for a Hiryu Shoten Ha." He snorted. "I shoulda done that
first thing."

Akane opened her fist. A gold ring shone there, a little
like her own. "No," she said, and coughed again. "If you had,
the ring might have been blown out with the water, or pushed
deeper in the rocks, and we'd never get it out. This was the
only way."

"If you say so," Ranma said doubtfully. He peered at Akane.
"You all right now?"

Akane smiled. "Sure. Thanks to you. Like always." She
stood up, wobbled a little, and climbed out of the empty spring.
Ranma followed, careful to keep her from falling. He picked up a
slightly-damp dotera and wrapped Akane in it. They stood on the
flagstones and looked at the ring in Akane's hand.

The air was foggy until the mists swept together and the
ghost appeared. She stared yearningly at Akane. "Wear the
ring," she moaned. "Wear the ring. Make love with Hitoshi.
Then I can be truly wed...."

"Oh, no," Ranma said forcefully. "No! Over my dead body!
She's MY wife, dammit! She ain't gonna 'truly wed' no one but
me!" The ghost floated silently.

Akane was struck by a thought. "Um... Ranma...."

Ranma glared at her. "No! You talk good, but there's no
way you're gonna talk me into this!"

Akane put her finger to his lips. "She thought you were
Hitoshi, remember?"

Ranma's face froze. Akane took her finger away. Several
expressions crossed Ranma's face in rapid succession. "Ick," he
said finally. "I think I'd rather be watched by Happ--"

Akane's hand was over Ranma's mouth in an instant. "Don't,"
she hissed. "Don't say that name!" She took her hand away.

"Oops," Ranma said. He sagged a little and looked at Akane
sidelong. "You really think...?"

Akane shrugged. "I'm not a spiritualist either," she said.
"It feels right, though. Did you notice? She's not chasing you
any more. She's... waiting."

"Virgin ghosts," Ranma muttered, eyeing the silent spirit.
"Oh, all right." He sighed and looked down into the spring. "No
hot bath for a while," he said sadly.

"We can do that tomorrow." Akane looked at the ring, then
slid it onto her finger, next to her wedding ring. The ghost
suddenly became an oddly-formed patch of mist, which began to
break up. Akane jerked.

"Akane!" Ranma seized her shoulders and peered down into
her eyes. "Are you still in there?"

Akane blinked. "Yes. Yes, it's me."

"Uh... is she in there?"

"I think maybe she is..." Akane said distantly. Her eyes
refocused. "Yes. It's all right, though. She's just, um,
watching. She'll go away after we...."

Ranma chewed his lip. "I gotta make sure. Uh, what did I
tell you in Jusendo?"

Akane's expression altered, taking on an old sadness. "I
thought I heard you tell me you loved me. But later you said you
didn't say that."

Ranma winced. "I was a damn fool. I'm sorry. I loved you
then, and I, I love you now...."

"I love you too, Ranma. It's time." Akane took Ranma's
hand and led him inside. The shoji slid shut. The light in the
main room went out. The light in the bedroom dimmed. A shadow
crossed the shoji and vanished.

"Oh, Ranma. Finally. Finally you're all mine."

"Just don't say nothin' else can go wrong, hey? I think
that's sorta like writin' a challenge letter to the gods."

Laugh. Pause.

"Akane... gaah. I wish I could tell you how beautiful you
are, but I can't. Sorry."

"I... I think you just did. Oh, Ranma...."

"Aw, don't cry...."

"Baka. Shut up and kiss me."

The night was silent for a time, save for the water gurgling
softly as the pool refilled.

"KYAAAAAAAAAA!"

"What?! WHAT?! Are you all right?! OW!"

"DON'T STOP NOW, YOU BAKA! AAaaAAaaAA!"

"Ow! Getcher nails outa my back, dammit! Aiee!"

~~~~~

Ranma awoke to a light tapping at the door in the other
room. He grimaced, then saw that Akane was still asleep, and his
face grew a rare fond smile. He watched her for a moment.

The tapping repeated. Ranma cursed under his breath. He
slid out from under the quilt, careful not to disturb Akane, and
padded across the floor, picking up his dotera on the way. He
put it on while he walked to the door. The door handle rattled
before he got there.

The door opened and the manager peered in cautiously.
Behind him were two porters who looked like they really wished
they had pitchforks and torches. "Er, hello?" He saw Ranma.
"Oh! You must be, er...."

"Saotome Ranma," Ranma said quietly. He stepped through the
door, forcing them to give way before him, and closed it behind
him. "Akane's still asleep. What the hell are you doing, coming
in at this hour?"

The manager looked apologetic. "I'm terribly sorry. We
thought... well, if we'd come any earlier, it would still have
been dark, and... well, after the, er, phenomena last night, and
then the screaming... well... I was half expecting to find, er,
blood all over the walls and, er, bits...." He gestured vaguely.
The porters looked like they were about to faint.

Ranma frowned. "Screaming?" He blushed suddenly and
reached up to fondle the gold ring braided into the base of his
pigtail. "Oh. That. Uh... that was part of the, uh,
procedure."

The manager regarded him with respect. "So, were you, er,
successful, then?"

Ranma opened his mouth and closed it. "Maybe," he said
cautiously. "We... we won't know for sure until a couple of
nights have passed without stuff happenin'. We'll let you know."
He paused. "Say, could you have them send us some breakfast?
Something strengthening. I, uh, we had a kinda rough night." He
blushed again.

"I can imagine," the manager said in an awed voice. "Yes,
certainly. Since everything's all right, I'll bid you good
morning, then." He bowed, matched by the porters, and left.
Ranma shook his head and went back inside.

"Who was that?" Akane asked sleepily as Ranma came back into
the bedroom.

Ranma knelt on the floor next to her. "The villagers are
terrified," he said with a wry smile.

Akane blinked. "What?"

"Well, I guess the Hiryu Shoten Ha scared the hell out of
the hotel guys, and then there was the screaming, and they
thought we was bein' massacred in here." Ranma's eyes twinkled.

"Screaming? Oh. Oh dear. Oops." Akane blushed and hid
under the quilt. "Sorry. I, um, couldn't help it."

"Was it, uh, good, then?" Ranma's voice was anxious.

Akane lowered the quilt to her neck and looked up at him.
"Ranma... it was so far past good I can't even tell you." She
laughed a little. "I've read the books and the romances and the
shojo-manga, but I had no idea.... You baka, after the second
time I woke you up you should have figured out how much I liked
it. Loved it. Love you." She paused. "Um, how was it for
you?" she asked shyly.

Ranma blushed. "Uh, it was some workout." He got a distant
look in his eyes just in time to stop Akane from bopping him.
"Mmm... what's the word... transcendent. Like Jusenkyo. Like
Jusendo. Like that night I found out you loved me. Like nothin'
will ever be the same again."

Akane slid a hand out from under the quilt and touched
Ranma's knee. "That was pretty good, Ranma. I know what you
mean. It won't be the same. It'll be better. You'll see."

"Yeah, I think so. Speakin' of which... uh...." Ranma's
voice was anxious again. "Now that you're the one who gets ta
decide if I'm manly or not...."

Akane tried to frown and discovered that her face just
wouldn't do that at the moment. She settled for an impatient
look. "How many ways do I have to say it, Ranma? You passed.
You don't have to worry about that any more. If anyone gives you
grief about it, refer them to me." Her eyes narrowed. "And if
you even think about getting a second opinion, you'll regret it.
You know how jealous I get, and now that you're really mine, I'm
even less willing to share you with all those other women."

"Cut it out, Akane," Ranma began petulantly. "I made some
promises yesterday, and I meant 'em, and I'm gonna keep 'em, and
I wish you'd just trust me." He looked down. "Besides... I'm
pretty sure I couldn't give anyone else what you got...."

Akane smiled brilliantly. "You do understand. That's
exactly how I feel." Her voice changed. "What are you still
doing out there when you could be in here?"

"Uh... they said they'd send breakfast... it oughta be here
pretty soon...."

"Are you sure?" She lowered the quilt to her navel.

"Uh... later?"

Akane tried a pout, and discarded it in favor of what she
hoped was a sexy smile. "Well, of course later. I'm talking
about now."

"Uh... well...."

Akane bit her lip. *I almost challenged him to be 'manly'.
Bad, bad idea.* "I was just teasing, Ranma. Later it is." She
got up, accepted her dotera from Ranma, and put it on, enjoying
his eyes on her.

Ranma's gaze changed from admiring to concerned. "Is she
still with you?"

Akane looked inward. "No. No, she's gone." She grinned
suddenly. "We gave her a great sendoff, Ranma. She was happy
when she left. I could feel it." She looked at the second ring
on her finger and slowly slid it off. "I wonder what to do with
this."

Ranma examined the ring intently. "Keep it safe 'til we can
find her grave. It shoulda been buried with her. I got a
feeling." His expression lightened. "I told the manager we'd
need to stay another couple of nights to make sure we'd done our
job right...."

Akane raised an eyebrow at him. "That was unusually clever
of you."

"Gaah."

Ranma slid the shoji open, walked out to the spring, and
looked up at the morning mist drifting through the trees. "I was
lookin' around when we hiked up here," he said as Akane came up
behind him and put her arms around him. "We can do some trainin'
if you like. There's stuff you can do with trees and rocks that
I haven't showed you yet."

"I'd really like that," Akane said. "And in between there's
room service, and the onsen, and hot water twenty-four hours a
day...."

"Yeah. This is great." Ranma loosened her grip on his
waist enough to turn around in the circle of her arms, and hugged
her gently.

"It's not exactly what I imagined for our honeymoon," Akane
said softly. "But now that I think about it, I should have
expected something like a haunted onsen exorcism. It was so
perfectly... us."

Ranma laughed, a carefree, happy laugh, and then laughed
again just because it felt so good. "I guess it was. I guess we
better get used to stuff like that happenin'." He smiled down at
Akane's upturned face. "I guess I can handle it... as long as
you're with me. Partner."

Akane tightened her grip. "That's what I've been telling
you. Partner." They heard a knocking at the door. "Oh, darn."

"Foooood," Ranma said reverently. He didn't move, but the
growling of his stomach was plainly audible.

Akane shook her head fondly, and reluctantly let go of her
husband.

~~~~~

"Oh, I almost forgot," Akane said suddenly after breakfast.
She rummaged in her pack. "That wedding present that said 'don't
open yet'."

"Hey, yeah!" Ranma said excitedly. "It was from
Cologne...."

Akane held up a cylinder wrapped in heavy paper, with "Do
not open until after consummation" calligraphed on it. "Here it
is." She handed it to Ranma. "Shall I call the bomb squad, just
in case?"

Ranma stared at her. "Nah," he said eventually. "She
wouldn't do anythin' nasty... hell, she gave it to Kasumi to give
to us. It's gotta be safe." He laid it down on the floor anyway
and teased at the knots with his chopsticks. Once they were
undone, he picked at the seam until it gave, and lifted it. An
ancient-looking scroll rolled out. "Wow," Ranma breathed. He
frowned. "Crap. It's in Chinese. I think I know these,
though... uh, 'manual advanced' something 'techniques'?
Joketsuzoku lore, it's gotta be!" His chopsticks made quick work
of the knot in the silk cord holding the scroll closed. He
shaded his eyes with his hand, took a deep breath, and unrolled
the scroll across the floor with a quick jerk.

Nothing happened. Ranma and Akane bent forward and looked
at the pictures. They looked at each other. They blushed. They
looked back at the pictures. Akane found her voice first. "Yes,
that's, um, 'advanced techniques', all right," she said. "Um...
that one's got to hurt... doesn't it?"

"Whatcha askin' ME for?" Ranma said indignantly. "I think
we only did the second one there... and maybe the fifth, sorta."
He nudged the scroll farther open.

"Oh. Oh, my goodness. Ranma, we have to try this one."

"Mmm..." Ranma said, sounding distracted. He unrolled the
scroll all the way and stared at it. "Damn that old bat!"

"What?" Akane picked up the end of the scroll. "Oh. Two
girls...." She found a character she recognized. "'Forbidden'?"
She put the scroll down and looked up. Ranma was sitting with
his back turned. "Ranma... what's wrong?"

"I don't know!"

"I know that voice," Akane said to Ranma's back. "You're
struggling with yourself again." She moved around in front of
him. "Um... if you want to, um, let your female form in on the
honeymoon, I... we...."

Ranma looked up suddenly. "Do you want to? Is that it?"

Akane recalled Kasumi's words: *'If you are honest with him
and yourself, it should all be all right.'* "I don't know," she
said carefully. "I... I wouldn't mind finding out."

Ranma regarded her. She couldn't read his expression. "All
those times you called me a pervert," he said without emphasis.

Akane winced. "Well, what about all the times you called me
unsexy?!" she countered weakly.

Ranma half-smiled, but the other half was troubled. "Heh.
I sure can't say that any more...."

Akane bit her lip. *Control. Honesty.* "All right. You
aren't a pervert, and you never were, and I still feel bad about
that," she admitted. "But...." She picked up his hand. "Come
with me. Please." She got up, and he followed her outside, to
the water taps.

Akane turned aside and filled a bucket with cold water.
"This isn't about perversion, Ranma. This is about love. This
is about me wanting to love you even when you don't look like a
man, and maybe about you needing to be loved by me even when you
look like a woman. I hope that doesn't make me a pervert,
because it's only you I feel that way about." She took a breath.
"This is your choice. I don't know if you want to. But if you
trust me, you'll think about doing it, because I think you need
it." She stood, holding the bucket, watching him, and hoping.

She saw the fear in his eyes, and watched something else
overcome it. Ranma reached out for the bucket, stared down into
it, and poured it over himself. She looked at Akane with the
same stricken look she'd had in the park by the canal, months
ago. "Now what?" she asked in a small, very un-Ranma voice.

"I don't know either," Akane said. "I'm scared too.
Let's... let's go inside." They went into the bedroom. The
shoji slid shut.

"Tell me what you're feeling, Ranma."

"I can't! You know I can't!"

"Kasumi said--"

"You told HER about this?!"

"I told her about ME! I was scared! She's my sister! I
had to talk to SOMEONE about it, and I couldn't talk to YOU,
could I?!"

"...Oh. I... guess not. Uh... sorry."

"I... I'm sorry too, Ranma. Anyway, Kasumi said that if I
was honest with you, and honest with myself, it would all be all
right. So I'm just going to tell you everything, and hope like
hell it will be, because this HURTS, and I was so happy ten
minutes ago, and now I'm scared to death that you won't love me
anymore when I tell you, and-- if you don't stop laughing, I'm--"

"I, uh, I was laughin' 'cause it hurt. You sound so much
like me that I'd swear you had a curse too."

"I do, baka! Yours!"

"Uh...."

"Anyway.... What are you doing?"

"Takin' off this cold soggy thing and gettin' into bed where
it's warm, what's it look like?"

"Um... can I...?"

"Well, sure. It's your bed too."

"I... this is a special place for me, you know. Anyway...
the truth is... darn. I can't say this and look at you."

"Look away, then. If you say it to the wall, I'll still
hear it."

"Ranma... that's almost poetry. Anyway... you know the
feeling I get when I see you naked now? I sort of get that even
when you're wearing clothes, when you move just right or look at
me and smile, you know. It's a... a wanting. When we started
going to St. Hebereke's, and had to be in the locker room and
such, I would get those feelings when I saw your girl form
naked... oh, god...."

"A... Akane...."

"I'm not SUPPOSED to get feelings like that! I TRIED to
ignore it, to pretend you were just another girl, but it was so
HARD! It's still YOU in there all the time, and I KNOW it, and
sometimes I just want to HUG you or KISS you or TOUCH you, and I
CAN'T, because you'll freak out, or I'll freak out, or it's just
WRONG, and you'll make fun of me, and they'll ALL make fun of me,
and I'll just have to fall down and DIE...."

"Aw, Akane, don't cry, you know I can't stand it when you
cry... jeez, now I'm cryin'."

"It's easy for YOU, I'm still the same!"

"It ain't easy! Like ya said, I'm afraid ya won't love me
if I...."

"Baka." Sniffle. "Of course I'll still love you."

"Yeah? Well, I feel the same way you do, just backwards,
how about that, huh?!"

Pause.

"But.... Let me get this straight. I want to touch you,
but I'm afraid you won't want me to touch you, but you don't
mind. You want to touch me, but you're afraid I won't want you
to touch me, but I don't mind."

"Uh... I had trouble followin' that, but it sounded about
right. What the hell you laughin' about?"

"I've been an idiot again. So have you. Oh, Ranma."

"I don't get it."

"You will. Here. Take your hand, and put it... mmmmmm."

"Hey. It did that last night, too."

"Well, if you want to know what it feels like, you have
these here...."

"Uh... oh... oh, jeez."

"See?"

"...yeah. Uh, ya mind if I kiss you?"

"Um... I don't know. I guess there's only one way to find
out."

Pause.

"Uh, that was, uh, different...."

"It sure was."

"Not bad, though."

"No."

"Pretty good, really."

"Yes."

Pause.

"Well, are you going to kiss me again, or do I have to--"

"Damn. We're doin' it again."

"Well, I thought we were--"

"No! Just like I keep tellin' ya! We're thinkin' about it
when we oughta just do it, and it's messin' us up! Use the Art!"

"...What?"

"Auras, dammit. Use your aura like we practiced for partner
fightin'. Here."

"Yow! Not cold!"

"Oops. Sorry. How's that?"

"Mmmm...."

"Now yours... there. Now we don't need ta talk anymore."

They didn't.

~~~~~

"Well?"

"Uh... I dunno if I wanna say. You first."

"Um... I liked it. I like it better when you're a man,
though. God in Heaven, we have to try that aura thing that
way...."

"Good thing you said that, 'cause there's one more thing I
gotta know right now. Hang on, I'll be right back."

The shoji slid open and Ranma came out of the bedroom. She
walked determinedly across the flagstones, wobbling a little, and
plunged into the pool. He climbed out and walked back to the
bedroom, stripping the water off his body with his hands as he
went. The shoji slid shut.

"Oh. Oh, yes. Stop drying yourself and come here."

The wind whispered in the trees, muffled somewhat by the
snow-laden branches. The spring gurgled quietly.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

~~~~~

"Well, that really proves it once and for all. I can be a
woman and still be a man. Now I can tell ya... uh... I liked it
too. But I like it better as a guy."

"...good...."

"Jeez, Akane, why ya cryin' now?"

"Baka! I'm crying because I'm happy! I'm crying because I
was stupid! I was so worried about me, and about you, and about
us, and it was all nothing!"

"Uh... I was too. But... it wasn't nothin' until just now.
I can think of a dozen ways it coulda all gone wrong, and just
one way for it to go right."

Sniff. "Well, that's the story of our lives, isn't it?
Somehow it always goes the right way, even if we can't tell it's
the right way at the time."

Pause.

"Akane. Say that again."

"'It always goes the right way, even if we can't tell it's
the right way at the time'?"

"Dammit. That easy. It is. It always was. Everything we
went through to get here. It was the right way, out of the
hundreds of wrong ways that went somewhere else. Somewhere
worse."

"Ra... Ranma! I see it!"

"Yeah. You know somethin' else?"

"It... it was worth it, wasn't it."

"Bingo. Even... whoa. Even Jusenkyo. Without the
Nyannichuan... whoa."

"Ranma... if it was worth it, then maybe... maybe your curse
might be... a blessing too?"

"...I love you, Akane."

"Oh, Ranma!"

~~~~~

"Wow! What a view!" Akane said excitedly. They'd left the
cottage after breakfast the next day and spent the morning
leaping from rock to rock, working their way up the side of the
valley as Ranma pushed Akane to stretch her limits. Now they
stood at the top of a crag, well above the forested slope.

"Sure is," Ranma agreed. Akane glanced at him, saw that he
wasn't looking at the cloud-wreathed ridges and peaks, and
blushed prettily. Ranma turned away, smiling faintly, and faced
into the wind, letting it blow his hair back.

"So, ready to turn back?" Akane asked.

Ranma nodded. "Yeah, it's just about time for lunch. Still
got something to show ya, though."

"Fine. So, which way now?"

Ranma glanced back at her. His faint smile widened. He
pointed straight down the cliff.

Akane stared. "You're kidding." She looked down the cliff.
It was about fifty meters high, not vertical, but close enough to
make little difference; the slope was perhaps seventy degrees,
and there were few features on the rock face that looked like
hand- or footholds to her. "Are you trying to get me killed?!"

Ranma didn't answer. He was remembering running down a
similar slope on another mountain, pursuing a plummeting, clip-
winged figure that suddenly rose, wreathed in flames....

"Ranma?"

Ranma shook himself. "Huh? Oh. Nah. It's not as bad as
it looks."

"Well, I'm glad to hear that, because it LOOKS pretty bad!"

Ranma eyed Akane. "Do you trust me?"

Akane straightened, suddenly aware that the conversation had
jumped to another level. "Hai, Sensei."

"Good. This is just like runnin' down a rock the size of a
house, and we've been doin' that all mornin'. The only thing is,
if you get scared, you might forget how. So don't get scared."

"Easy for you to say," Akane muttered, peering down the
cliff.

Ranma shrugged. "I can do it. You can do it. The thing to
remember is not to get too far from the rock. If you stick close
to it, you can control your fall as ya run. If you get out away
from it, all you can grab is air, and you're not real good at
that. Yet." He smiled confidently at her. "I'll be right with
ya in case you lose it."

Akane tried to draw self-confidence from Ranma's smile. She
looked over the edge, summoned her courage, took three quickening
steps, and was running down the cliff. "Yaaa!" She felt the
flow of the power in herself and in the mountain slowing her with
each stride, remembered Ranma's advice to stay close to the rock,
felt his presence close beside her, and suddenly realized that
the bottom of the cliff was approaching very very quickly and she
had no idea how to--

WHUMP!

Akane climbed up out of a perfect Akane-shaped hole in the
snowbank at the bottom of the cliff, spat out snow, and glared at
Ranma. Ranma, standing on a rock close by, put one hand behind
his head and grinned sheepishly. "I guess I forgot ta tell ya
how ta stop. Sorry...."

"rrraaaNNNMMMAAA!!!"

"Woop!" Ranma danced nimbly out of the way of Akane's
floundering charge through the snow, and the next one, and the
next one, and then there was a large pine-tree in the way. He
watched Akane pick up a rock twice the size of her head and heft
it, grinning evilly. "No, wait--" She threw, and Ranma saw
immediately that it was going high and to the left. "Hah!
Missed!"

Whack! The rock hit the tree trunk.

Akane saw Ranma's gleeful expression change as tons of snow
began to fall from the branches above him. His aura flared, and
he began an almost-familiar spiral movement--

"HISETSU SHOTEN HA!!"

Akane swapped her grin of anticipation for a frown.
*'Flying Snow Ascending Strike'? HOT aura?!* "RANMA, YOU
CHEATER!!" she screamed over the sudden roaring wind.

Ranma was left standing in a circle scoured clear of snow,
smirking, when the compact snowstorm rose up off the ground.
Akane growled and was about to charge again when she realized
that the howl of the whirlwind above them had trailed off and
stopped. Ranma looked up and grinned. Akane looked up, too
late.

FLOOOMP!!

Ranma nodded in satisfaction. "What goes up, must come
down," he told the pile of snow where Akane had been, and waited
for her to come bursting out of it to resume the chase.

The pile of snow didn't move.

Ranma lost the grin. "Oh, shit!" He darted into the pile,
searching frantically for a trace of Akane's body or aura. He'd
barely begun to toss snow aside when he felt a hand clamp around
his ankle. "Jeez, Akane, don't scare--" He suddenly recognized
the hold she was using. "NooaaaAAA!" Akane stood up out of the
pile of snow, whirled Ranma once around her head by his ankle,
and brought him down hard.

WHUMP!

Ranma picked herself up out of the perfect Ranma-shaped hole
in the snow pile, spat out snow, and glared at Akane, who was
dusting snow off of herself and laughing. "Yeah, real funny.
Look what you made me do." She looked down at herself.

Akane stopped dusting. "I thought snow didn't do that to
you."

"Me too... oh. I still had the hot aura, and it melted the
snow to cold water. Damn." She thumped herself on the head.

"It serves you right. You told me you were going to train
me to do stuff with rocks and trees...."

Ranma glanced at Akane's triumphant smile and couldn't help
but smile herself. "Yeah, I guess so. You got snowed twice,
though, so I win."

Akane's smile turned evil again. "Who says the game's
over?" She advanced on Ranma.

"Uh, no, wait, uh, truce?" Ranma said quickly while backing
up and waving her hands.

Akane stopped and straightened. "Truce it is." She turned
and looked up at the cliff they'd just run down. "Wow."

"I told ya you could do it," Ranma said, walking into the
scoured circle and sitting on a log to rest. Akane finished
brushing the snow off and joined her.

"What?" Akane said shyly when she noticed Ranma studying
her.

Ranma looked away. "Nothin'."

Akane elbowed her. "You know I'm not going to let you get
away with that. What?"

"It's just... nice ta see ya happy for a change," Ranma
said, still not looking at her. "For the longest time, you got
angry so often. Even when ya weren't mad at me, you were so
serious."

Akane thought back. "Well, they tell me I was a serious
child. And then when Mother died... well, it was like the sun
was gone. If it hadn't been for Kasumi, I don't know what would
have happened. We all owe her a lot."

"Yeah, I figured that."

"I didn't have many friends when I was growing up, either.
A few girls from school, that's all, but we were never very
close. They all thought I was a strange kind of tomboy for
spending so much time with the Art."

"What, you mean you weren't?" Ranma's voice was teasing.

Akane elbowed her again. "Baka. I'm being serious here."

"I like you better when you're laughing."

"I'm getting there. Be patient." Akane collected her
thoughts. "And then when Kuno-sempai made that STUPID
proclamation and all those STUPID boys started attacking me...
well, half the girls in school blamed ME for it, can you imagine?
Anyway, when you showed up, I thought 'here's a girl my age, she
knows the Art, maybe I can have a real friend at last.' And then
you turned out to be a boy." She felt Ranma flinch. "Yes. I
resented you partly for that, partly for the embarrassment,
partly for the engagement... and partly because... oh, god."

"It's all right, Akane. It don't matter no more."

Akane smiled ruefully at Ranma. "No, I guess not. But I
want to tell you anyway. I resented you because you were...
better than I was."

"Akane...."

"You were so skilled in the Art. You were cute. You had a
great figure. You had an excuse to be a tomboy! You had a
future, when they were trying to make me be just a wife! You had
a MOTHER! You were everything I wanted to be and wasn't!" Akane
subsided. "I've never said that before, even to myself," she
said reflectively.

Ranma stared at her. "You're out of your mind. You had a
home. You had a family. You had friends, maybe not many, but
more'n I did. You went to the same school for more'n a few
months. You had enough ta eat."

Akane laughed suddenly. "Oh, Ranma. We've done it again.
See, now you have a home, and a family, and friends, and a
school, and... um... well, I'm trying to cook better, but you're
sure not going hungry...."

"...and my momma's yours now too, and we're partners, and
you're gettin' better at the Art all the time," Ranma continued,
catching on. She blushed suddenly. "Uh... I think you're cute,
an' I like your figure just fine. I don't mind that you're a
tomboy...."

"I guess that's part of why I love you," Akane said fondly.
"We gave each other what we thought we were missing."

She took a deep breath and looked up at the cliff again.
"But that was later. I don't know when I started to love you, or
why, it was just... there. And I was so afraid that you didn't
love me back. I think that's why I got mad at you so much,
because every time you did something that gave me hope that maybe
you liked me, you'd do something else that took it away. And
there were the other girls, and I was afraid you'd go with one of
them, and I'd be alone again. And then, at Jusendo, I found out
you loved me, and everything changed."

Ranma laughed shortly. "Yeah, I can imagine. When you told
me you loved me, it surprised the hell out of me. I knew how I
felt about you, but I had no idea you felt that way about me."

"Yes, that's it. I guess we're both a little dumb that
way." Ranma eyed Akane sharply, but Akane was smiling. "Anyway,
after that, things just got better and better. Going to St.
Hebereke's was wonderful, what with getting away from those
lunatics at Furinkan and making new friends, but... Ranma, don't
get upset, but I think the best girlfriend I made there... was
you."

Ranma cocked an eyebrow at her. "I woulda gotten upset not
too long ago, I guess, but not now. But if you're happy, I'm
glad."

"I'm happy," Akane said softly. She leaned forward and
kissed Ranma on the corner of her mouth, then pulled back.

Ranma read the desire in her eyes. "What, again?"

Akane nodded slowly without changing her expression or
taking her eyes away from Ranma's.

"Sounds good to me." Ranma stood up and stretched. "Race
ya to the onsen!" she said suddenly, and dashed away over the
snow.

"RANMA!" Akane bounced to her feet and sprinted after her.
Their silvery laughter faded into the forest.

~~~~~

Akane propped herself up on one elbow and watched her
husband for a while in the dim light of the lamp in the bedroom.
His face and the upper part of his chest were visible above the
quilt. Ranma cracked one eye open and looked at her. "Hmm?"

"Ranma, can I ask you something?"

Ranma smirked. "Woman, you are insatiable."

"I am, too, er, satiable," Akane replied primly. "You just
haven't managed it yet."

That got her both eyes. "Hey--!"

Akane slapped him lightly on the chest. "What did you
expect me to say, that I'm tired of you already? Get real."

"Hmph." Ranma's smile came back, though. "So, what didja
wanna ask?"

Akane chewed on her lower lip for a moment. "I wanted to
ask about Saffron. And Shampoo."

Ranma's face didn't move at all, but it was as though
curtains had been drawn across the windows of his eyes. "What
about 'em?"

"Ranma... I know you would kill for me. What I want to know
is... what was it like?"

Ranma sighed. "It was like a nightmare," he said in a flat
voice. "It was something I don't think I should think about
much."

"I can't help wondering. I don't remember much from
Jusendo, and even though I was there when Shampoo attacked us, I
think I missed a lot of it. But... how do I know when to, you
know, go all-out? It bothers me... Sensei."

"You don't know. I don't know. Not 'til it happens."

"I don't understand," Akane said. *Make me understand,* she
didn't say.

Ranma considered for a moment, then nodded unhappily. "You
know what happened in Jusendo. You were dying, and that bastard
Saffron wouldn't let me take the water that would save you. He
tried to burn all of us. If it hadn't been for Ryoga, and Mousse,
and even Shampoo-- and you, even though you didn't know what you
were doing-- or if I'd been just a little slower, or a hair less
lucky, we'd all be ashes. I gave him chances to give up, but he
just kept coming back, and time was running out. So I froze him
solid and blasted him into bits way up in the air. I didn't want
to, but it was him or you. I thought you'd died once, when the
Kinjakan dried you up. I couldn't let it happen again."

Akane couldn't tear her eyes away from his. "And Shampoo?"

"Same thing. She.... I don't know. She snapped or went
crazy or something. I could read her easy, and I could see she
meant to kill you, and I knew that if I didn't take her all the
way out, she'd be back, because she just doesn't give up. I had
this sudden flash of Jusendo, and Saffron coming back, and coming
back, while you were dying--"

Ranma stopped suddenly, and Akane saw the reflection of the
lamplight sparkling off a single tear sliding down from the
corner of his open eye. She reached out and wiped it away.
"It's all right, Ranma."

"No. It's not all right. If I'd killed Shampoo, Cologne
would have had to do something, and that could have been... real
bad. You stopped me, and that was the right thing to do. I was
going to kill her because I was afraid. I'm still afraid. In
dreams, I'm back in Jusendo, but I'm heavy and slow, and the fire
comes, and I wake up, and for a moment I think I'm the only one
who made it out alive...."

Akane stared, appalled. "Ranma, you should have talked to
me about this before. I have dreams like that too."

Ranma's eyebrow arched. "So why didn't YOU tell ME before,
hey?"

Akane's mouth opened and closed. "I.... Oh, you baka!"
She pushed his arm out of the way, laid her head on his chest,
and snuggled up to his side, ignoring the usual trouble with the
fourth arm. Ranma put his arm around her and laughed a little,
bouncing her head pleasantly.

"This is a pretty good cure for bad dreams," Ranma said,
stroking her bare shoulder. "You're so... alive."

"I'm planning to stay that way, too," Akane said quietly.
"Remember, everything turned out all right. Everything will go
on turning out all right. I have to believe that, and I want you
to. We can't live our lives being afraid."

"Yeah. We'll keep training, though. I want you to be good
enough that I don't need to worry about protecting you." *I'll
probably go on worrying anyway....*

"Sounds good to me," Akane said drowsily.

"Uh... don't be too sure. I was thinkin' ya really oughta
be able ta swim-- ow!"

"I get to teach you to ice-skate first." Akane rolled away
to turn the light off, then rolled back and snuggled again.
"Good night, Ranma. Sweet dreams. I love you."

"Good night... dear."

"Mmm. Say that again. It makes me feel so... warm and
fuzzy."

"Heh. Good night, dear."

"Mmmmmm."

~~~~~

The next morning, Akane and Ranma walked up to the hotel
office. The clerk smiled at them. "Ready to go?" she said,
noticing their packs.

"Yes, all ready," Akane said wistfully. Ranma squeezed her
hand.

The clerk went into the inner office. A moment later, the
manager came out. "Well!" he said. "I can't thank you enough
for the service you've done us. Er... if you would...."

Akane took the proffered sheet of paper and looked at it.
"A bill?"

"Well, yes, it is customary in this business," the manager
pointed out.

"But--" Ranma began hotly. He subsided at Akane's warning
look, but continued to glower at the manager.

"No, it's fair, Ranma," Akane said. "They just charged us
for meals, see? We ate, we pay. We have enough money for that."
She regarded the manager thoughtfully. "Unless you want to
consider a trade...."

"And that would be?" the manager prompted cautiously.

"Why don't we go into your office and talk about it?"

A minute later, Akane leaned forward in her chair. "Our
original deal was to remove the ghost from the premises. We've
done that. However, you don't know the end of your 'tragic
story', do you? We do. And we can tell it to you. And you can
tell it to your guests. And now that the ghost is gone--"

"Yes, yes!" the manager interrupted. "The haunted honeymoon
cottage... now that there's no real danger, they'll be lining up
to spend a night there." He looked at Akane. "So, you propose
to trade the tale for your bill?" Akane nodded, smiling
slightly. "That's an expensive tale."

"Compared to the fee you can charge now for one night there,
it's nothing," Akane pointed out. "But if you like, we'll tell
you the story, and you can decide then whether it's worth it."

The manager eyed Akane's trusting smile, Ranma's stern look,
and their obvious and exceptional fitness, and remembered the
phenomena, the screams in the night, and his own encounter with
the ghost, and suddenly realized that these were not naive
teenagers. "I accept your proposal," he said formally.

Akane started telling the story.

~~~~~

The manager wiped his eyes and blew his nose. "Oh, my," he
said brokenly. "That's... that's.... I don't know what to say."

Akane's deep blush began to recede. "Every word is true,"
she said. "If anyone doubts it, have them check with the Tendo
Dojo in Nerima. We teach Musabetsu Kakuto there." She pulled
one of Nabiki's flyers out of her pack and handed it to the
manager. "Well, was it worth it?"

"Oh, yes," the manager said. "I, er, might not want to
explain the real reason for the screaming, though...." He picked
up the bill and tore it in half. "If you decide to come back
someday, I'll see that you go to the top of the waiting list.
It's the least I can do."

Akane restored her smile as best she could. *It sure is.*
She stood up. "It was a pleasure." She bowed slightly, glanced
at Ranma, and followed him out.

They stood on the snowy road, wearing their packs, and
looked back at the hotel. "I don't want to leave," Akane said
quietly.

"Yeah. I know whatcha mean." Ranma turned to the road.
"I'm not sure I wanna go back."

Akane studied him. "We don't have to, you know," she said.
"We have our packs... we have some money... we, um, have each
other...."

Ranma reached for her hand. "Yeah," he said. "We
could...." He read her eyes. "I guess it's enough that we
could," he said finally. "Sometimes, if ya can, ya don't hafta."

Akane felt the happy tears coming to her eyes again.
"Ranma...." She sniffled. "Let's go home."

Ranma smiled a little and started down the road, but he kept
her hand.

~~~~~

"We're ho-o-ome!" Akane and Ranma blinked at the storm of
activity their announcement created. A few minutes later, they
had been relieved of their packs, Ranma and Genma had been
splashed with hot water, and the joined families were gathered in
the Tendo main room.

"So, how was it, dear?" Nodoka asked. Ranma and Akane
looked at each other, smiled a little, and blushed a lot.

"That good, huh?" Nabiki said with a hint of envy.

"It was wonderful," Akane said dreamily. She gave her
sister a meaningful look. "It almost wasn't. We'll talk about
that later."

"You bet we will," Nabiki agreed. "I have some questions
for you."

"So do I," Kasumi said demurely. Akane blushed again and
looked down at her hands.

Genma laughed loudly and clapped Ranma on the back. "So,
admit it!" he said jovially. "Arranged marriages aren't so bad,
hey, boy?"

Ranma flushed. "Look, Pops--"

"He is a man." Everyone stopped and looked at Akane. Her
head was lowered, but when her eyes came up, Genma was speared on
a look that made Nodoka proud. "He's a woman sometimes, but he
is a man. Not a boy. Not a girl. He's proven that all the ways
he has to." She glanced at Nodoka. Nodoka bit her lip and
lowered her eyes.

Released from the glare, Genma sagged a bit. "I just...."
He stopped. "Sorry, Ranma." Ranma nodded without looking away
from Akane.

Soun coughed. "Haunted onsen?"

"Oh, right," Ranma said, grateful for the change of subject.
"Well, the train was late...."

~~~~~

Akane walked into her room and stopped. "What the heck?"

"We made a few changes while you were gone," Nabiki said
from the hallway. "We kicked the panda out of the guest room and
had a door put in, so the guest room is your bedroom now and your
old room is, well, whatever you want it to be. We weren't sure
about the furniture, though, so we just left it."

Akane and Ranma looked at each other. Comprehension dawned.
Ranma slapped himself on the forehead. "Jeez. If ya hadn't said
somethin', I prob'ly woulda gone back to Momma's house."

"I would have said something," Akane said. She raised her
voice. "Where do you think you're going, DEAR? Get back here!"

Ranma and Nabiki laughed. "Yeah, about like that," Ranma
said.

Akane stopped smiling and looked at Nabiki. "Now, about our
honeymoon that you almost ruined with your 'great deal'...."

"Hey, I was just trying to...." Nabiki stopped at the looks
Akane and Ranma gave her. She glanced over her shoulder, but
Kasumi was there with an amazingly similar look. She slowly
pulled out a large bundle of cash, then a smaller one, and looked
at them sadly. "Here. Two... hundred... forty... thousand...
yen." She gulped. "Less the train and bus fare."

Akane reached out and took the money. Nabiki's fingers
seemed reluctant to release it, but Akane managed to extract it
from her grasp without damaging either the money or Nabiki. She
counted the bundles quickly, glanced at Ranma, then held out the
smaller bundle to her sister. "Here."

Nabiki took the cash much faster than she'd let go of it.
"Um... not that I'm complaining or anything, but... why?"

Akane glanced at Ranma again. "We decided that since things
turned out all right... well, better than all right. The place
was much nicer than we paid for, and we did a good deed, and it
was all wonderful. So you deserve a reward." Akane held up the
other sheaf of money, the exorcism fee from the hotel. "Now, if
you'd told us ahead of time what you were setting us up for, and
let us in on the deal, we'd be splitting this three ways, after
expenses. Remember that the next time you come across another
'great deal'." Akane smiled a smile Nabiki had last seen in the
mirror. "If you don't... well, Ranma and I will just have to
take you out to our dojo and, um, train you a little."

Nabiki stood there with a bad case of dropjaw. "Hey, have
you been feeding her meat, Ranma?" she asked finally.

Ranma smiled. "You betcha." Nabiki suddenly turned bright
red, but he ignored it. "She's my partner. She handles the
money, I handle the swimmin'." He pretended to dodge Akane's
affectionate elbow.

"Kasumi's doing kempo, Akane's making deals... I hope no one
expects me to start cooking," Nabiki muttered. She studied
Ranma. "There's something different about you, too, Ranma-kun,"
she said.

"You seem much happier, and less tense," Kasumi agreed.

"I guess I finally found my center," Ranma said. He glanced
at Akane. "It wasn't where I thought it'd be. But everything's
more-or-less balanced now, and I think I can keep it like that."

"Same here," Akane said. "For some of the same reasons."

"Well, I'm happy for both of you," Nabiki said, "but if
you'll excuse us, Ranma-kun, we have some serious girl-talk ahead
of us." She turned an expectant stare on Ranma and waited.

Ranma glanced at Akane. Akane smiled and raised an eyebrow.
"Sure, 'nee-chan," Ranma told Nabiki easily, and left. The
sisters heard Ranma run down the stairs.

"'Nee-chan'?" Nabiki said. She shook her head. "He HAS
changed."

Kasumi closed the door and sat on the bed. "Now, Akane,
about what you said about all the ways Ranma proved he was a
man..." she began.

Akane held up a hand. "Just a moment," she said with a
secretive smile. "Someone's missing."

Nabiki and Kasumi looked at each other. "Who, Nodoka-sama?"
Kasumi asked. Akane shook her head, trying not to giggle.

The door opened. Ranma came in. She closed the door behind
her. "Now, about that girl-talk...."

~~~~~ end Honeymoon ~~~~~

The Taming of the Horse

a Ranma 1/2 fanfiction by Vince Seifert (seif...@csus.edu)

TotH webpage: http://www.csus.edu/indiv/s/seifertv/toth/index.htm

Ranma 1/2 characters and situations are copyright 1987, 1998
by Takahashi Rumiko. Publishing rights (Japan) by Shogakukan
Inc. Publishing rights (North America) by Viz Inc. This work
is not intended to infringe those rights.

I would like to thank Bridget Wilde for the suggestion (I hope
this is what she had in mind) and Darniil Entroth for prereading.

~~~~~ Epilogue ~~~~~

Akane surveyed the newly-scrubbed dojo floor with
satisfaction and dropped her rag in her bucket. "Done. What's
next?"

"You tell me," Ranma's voice replied from the storage
closet. "You're the one with the list."

Akane looked around frantically. "The list! Where's the
list?! I must have left it--"

Ranma's hand emerged from the closet, waving a familiar-
looking sheet of paper. "Ya left it in here." The rest of Ranma
came out of the closet, smirking, and padded across the floor to
Akane. "Whatcha all in a flutter for, anyway?"

Akane took the list. "I'm excited about tomorrow. I'm even
more nervous than I was before the wedding. Either one."

"If I was the sensitive type, I think I'd be hurt," Ranma
said, examining the ceiling. "I kinda feel the same way, though.
Has Kasumi--"

"Seven calls, so far."

Ranma grimaced. "We can't make a decent living offa seven
students. Maybe if we'd put up more posters...."

Akane shook her head. "We put up lots. The half-off
introductory offer in Nabiki's plan should have got us more than
seven, though. She figured summer break was the best time to
start, with all the students out of school and all the parents
trying to get them out of their hair, especially since we'll
probably have to stop when WE go back to school...."

Ranma spoke her secret fear: "Maybe nobody wants to learn
the Art from us."

Akane gulped. "I can't believe that. I won't believe that.
We'll just have to wait until tomorrow, and see how many show up,
and do our best." She dropped her eyes from Ranma's grim look
and consulted the list. "Oh! Would you go get my old gis and
belts? We might need them. They're in the big chest in the
bedroom, at the bottom...."

"Gotcha." Ranma left rapidly.

Akane smiled at his display of nervous energy and looked at
the list again. Suddenly she remembered what else was in the
chest. "No! Ranma! Wait!" she cried, dashing out of the dojo.

Akane skidded to a stop in their bedroom. Her heart sank.
Ranma was just straightening up with the book and the riding crop
in his hands and a puzzled look on his face. "What were these
doin' in there?" he said without looking at her. He waggled the
crop experimentally and glanced curiously at Akane. His eyebrow
rose when he saw her blush. "You're kidding. Don't tell me ya
got a kinky streak I don't know about," he said, grinning.

Akane's blush deepened. "No! You have it all wrong!" She
made a desperate lunge for the embarrassing items.

"I wish I had a hundred yen for every time I said that to
you," Ranma chuckled, evading her.

"Give me those! They're-- they're private!"

Ranma clucked his tongue and shook his head. "Not so fast."
He held up the book. "This was one of our wedding presents, so
it's mine, too. This--" he waggled the crop again-- "Nabiki gave
ya, and there wasn't nothin' private about it then. Try again."

Akane gaped at him for a moment, then tried the lunge again.
Ranma went over her head in an incredible half-twist layout flip
that barely cleared the ceiling. She rebounded off the wall and
turned. "How-- How did you do that indoors?!"

Ranma smirked. "You can do that too. You just don't know
you can." He held the book and the crop behind his back. "So,
what's the story?"

Akane exerted control and calmed. She straightened and
smiled seductively at her husband. "What's it worth to you?" she
asked softly, walking up to him and putting her arms around him.
She closed her eyes as he kissed her, but her fingers were
sliding down his arms to his hands--

Ranma's hands were empty. She felt him smile through the
kiss, and her eyes flew open. "You--!" She looked up and saw
the book and the crop balanced atop his head, too late. Ranma
stepped back, still smiling, and tossed his head before she could
snatch them. The book and the crop fell neatly into his hands
again.

"We can do this some more if you like...."

Akane sagged. "All right. You win. Here, give me the
book, and I'll show you." She glared at him when he gave her a
skeptical look instead. "I promise, dammit! Give me the book!"

"All right, all right, don't get excited!" He handed her
the book and waited.

Akane opened "The Taming of the Horse: An Equestrian's
Guide" and flipped through it. She stopped, ran her finger down
the page, nodded, and handed it to Ranma. "Read there." *And
don't hate me afterwards....*

"Hmm. 'Some horses are so wild and skittish that they are
nearly impossible to tame, but such animals often make the very
finest steeds. In these cases, the trainer is well-advised to
adopt a policy of inscrutability; if the horse does not realize
it is being tamed, it may become tame before it knows to
resist.'" Ranma kept reading for a while without speaking, then
looked up. "I don't get it."

Akane's face was hidden by her hair, but her ears were very
red. "Ran... ma. 'Wild Horse'."

Ranma's brow furrowed for a moment, and then he gave her an
incredulous look. "Taming.... You think you tamed me, do you?"
He closed the book and gently put it down on the dresser, but
kept the crop. "You think I'm tame? Come see how tame I am."

The edge in Ranma's voice made Akane look up. His
expression was neutral, even a little amused, but he was standing
in the relaxed, casual stance he used to lull opponents into
underestimating him. The crop dangled at his side, twitching a
little. *Uh oh. He's really mad. Don't mess this up--* "No,"
she said firmly. "You're not tame. You're wild, and I like you
that way."

"Then what?" Ranma's voice was unrelenting.

"You were so damn skittish!" Akane burst out. "I... I
wanted you to be mine! I wanted to be yours! But at that fiasco
of a wedding, you ran away! You wouldn't tell me you loved me!
You wouldn't give me a chance to tell you I loved you! So
afterwards--" Akane stopped and controlled herself.
"Afterwards, I just had to do something. I talked to Kasumi, but
she didn't know what I should do either. Then I found the book,
and it gave me this idea, that if I could just... could just... I
don't know! I couldn't chase after you, because the other girls
were doing that, and it wasn't working for them. So I hoped that
if I just quit pushing you away, you'd... you'd.... And you
did."

Ranma's eyes widened. The corners of his mouth twitched.
"Huh. So you're saying the book was part of the Path that got us
here, and I sure can't complain about that. All right. But you
missed something. You're in there too."

"I am? Where?"

Ranma picked the book up again and handed it to her. "Find
the part you showed me." Akane looked at him blankly. "Humor
me." Akane shrugged, paged through the book, and stopped. Ranma
pointed lower on the page. "Read there."

"'On the other hand, some horses are so amenable to
domestication that they very nearly tame themselves....'" Akane
looked up into Ranma's teasing smile. "I-- you-- oooh!"

Ranma dodged the book. "Hey! That's a compliment! I
thought you wanted to be domestic!"

Akane stopped chasing him around the room after three futile
laps. "Tell you what: I'll admit to being tamed if you will."

"Well... maybe just a little, tiny bit."

"Fine. I'm 'just a little, tiny bit' tamed too. And don't
you dare EVER tell ANYONE about this!"

"Hey, you're the one who's yelling with the window open."

Akane grimaced. "Oops."

Ranma held up the crop. "So how about this?"

Akane blushed again. "Nabiki got me that. She still
doesn't know about the book, but she must have seen it and then
got me the crop as a joke."

Ranma swished the crop through the air. "So how come you
never hit me with it? You've hit me with everything else...."

Akane blushed some more. "Like you said. That's kinky."
She eyed him. "Do you want me to? Is that it?"

It was Ranma's turn to blush. "Uh... not exactly."

"'Not exactly'? What is that supposed to mean? What is it
with you and hitting, anyway?"

"Uh...."

"Out with it. You made me confess my darkest secrets, now
it's your turn."

"It ain't a secret!" Ranma exploded. "I just dunno how to
say it!"

"Ah. Well, we know how to deal with that." She knelt and
patted the floor beside her, then waited until Ranma was seated.
"Try."

"Well.... The Art's about hitting, and I'm about the Art,
right? I dunno much else, but I sure know hitting. But... I
didn't know until I met you that hitting could be about... about
love."

The silence stretched.

"Ranma... why do you love me? I mean, I know you do, you
tell me so maybe once a month, twice if I'm lucky, but I've never
known why, and I've always wondered, because Kodachi's pretty and
tall and rich and Ukyo's pretty and nice and a good cook and
Shampoo's so perfect I could just scream sometimes but-- all
right, I'll shut up now."

Ranma lowered the hand he'd raised to interrupt her and
smiled a little. "I dunno. I don't wanna think about it too
much, because some things ya just shouldn't think about, not if
you like them. But maybe... maybe part of it's 'cause you hit
me."

The silence stretched again.

"Eeew."

Ranma waved his hands hastily. "Don't get me wrong. I like
kissin' better-- and, uh, all the other stuff, too-- but for that
whole first year, you didn't kiss me, and you did hit me, and,
uh, I liked it better when you hit me than when they kissed me...
'cause it meant you cared enough to get mad at me."

Akane stared at Ranma. "That long?"

"Uh, kinda."

"And in all that time, you never even told me you LIKED me,
so I could kiss you without feeling like an idiot, you just
insulted me, so I'd hit you?"

"Hey, we came close a couple of times--"

"I'm really, really mad right now." Akane got up, went over
to the door, closed it, and turned to look down at Ranma. "I'm
mad enough to hit you really, really hard." She came back,
unbuttoning. "But I'm not going to hit you, because you say you
like 'the other stuff' better." *And so do I.*

"Uh, wait, lemme get the futon unrolled first-- oh, my."

"You can put that crop down now... unless you're planning to
use it."

Clatter!

~~~~~

"How many?" Ranma muttered to Akane.

"Twenty-three, so far. Isn't it wonderful?"

Ranma looked around at the scene of barely controlled chaos.
A crowd of gi-clad people milled around in the dojo. Nodoka
waved and smiled from where she sat between Soun and Genma in the
corner. Ranma nodded back, remembering their conversation the
previous night:

"Momma, you're gonna be at the dojo tomorrow, right?"

Nodoka smiled. "Of course, Ranma. I wouldn't miss it

"Well, I was wonderin' if you'd do me a big favor...."

"Certainly, dear. What is it?"

"Well, Pops and Tendo-san are gonna be there too, and I
just know they'll do somethin' ta mess us up. They've
messed us up about everythin' else, why would they stop now?
Anyways, you're the only one I can trust to keep them under
control."

Nodoka touched her wrapped katana. "I would be glad
to. I am honored by your confidence, Ranma."

*Well, that's one less thing to worry about,* Ranma thought.
He looked outside, to where a few parents sat on the veranda and
chatted.

"It's time," Akane said in a low voice.

Ranma nodded. "Let's do it." He walked out in front of the
crowd. "Students! Welcome to the school of Musabetsu Kakuto at
the Tendo Dojo!" The students hastily sorted themselves out to
stand in well-spaced rows. They bowed. Ranma and Akane bowed
back. Ranma examined them carefully: a dozen children, seven
youths of high-school age, a couple a little older than Ranma and
Akane, and an older man with weary eyes.

"I am Saotome Ranma," Ranma began. "This is Saotome Akane.
Together we represent the combined Saotome-ryu and Tendo-ryu of
the Musabetsu Kakuto." He ignored the sobs of joy coming from
the corner.

"Sensei," the students chorused.

Akane took over. "Many people think the Art is about
hurting people, and even killing them. That's true, sometimes,
but it's a lot more than that. The Art is about taking control
of your life. It confers health and fitness, strength,
coordination, self-discipline, confidence, and even grace. I
hope you're all here for one of those reasons, because if you're
here to learn to hurt people, we will know, and we will
regretfully refuse to teach you."

"Some of you know us," Ranma said. He glanced at a boy he'd
seen at Furinkan. "Our abilities come from our mastery of the
Art. You've seen us in the streets--"

"--and on the roofs," the older man muttered.

Ranma laughed, putting his hand behind his head. "On the
roofs," he admitted. "Anyway, that's what we offer. I'm not
gonna give you much philosophy until you're ready, but remember
this: don't think too much. We'll try to train your body to do a
lot of the thinkin' for you." He paused, and grinned. "If you
have trouble thinkin' too much, see Akane. She used to have that
problem, too." Akane blushed a little, but smiled.

"Don't you ever have that problem, Sensei?" a bold student
called.

Ranma raised an eyebrow. "Me? Hell, ask anyone. I've
never had any trouble not thinkin'." Everyone laughed at that.
"All right. Split up by skill, and we'll start warmup katas. If
any of you--" his eyes flicked over the six girls and women among
the students-- "would rather be taught by a woman, tell us." He
grinned suddenly. "And before I forget, if you see a woman about
yea high, with her hair in a pigtail like mine, she's an
instructor here, too. She's just as good as I am, in fact." He
clapped his hands, and the chaos resumed, but with a purpose this
time.

Crash!

The activity stopped. Everyone stared at the dusty figure
that had appeared in the sudden hole in the wall. "Excuse me,
does anyone know where the Unryu farm is?" it asked. It noticed
Ranma. "You!"

Ranma flung his arms wide. "RYOGA!!" he bellowed joyfully.

~~~~~

"What do you suppose that's for?" one of the young students
whispered to another, nudging him and pointing at a shelf on one
wall of the dojo.

His buddy shrugged. "Dunno. Maybe it's for if ya do
something really dumb. I don't wanna find out. Come on, it's
our turn with Akane-sensei!"

On the shelf, on a stand of the type usually used to hold a
katana horizontally, the riding crop rested proudly, beginning a
new tradition at the Tendo Dojo.

~~~~~ end of Epilogue ~~~~~

[end of part 6 of 6]