[XOver][FanFic] Cops: Nerima Style
Deunan
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RANMA 1\2 IS OWNED\PROPERTY OF PEOPLE IN JAPAN AND CREATED BY
RUMIKO TAKAHASHI
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COPS: NERIMA STYLE!!!
a ranma 1\2 COPS Cross-over
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS
(Two officers wrestle a guy to the ground)
WATCHA GONNA DO
(A motorcycle officer peels out after a speeing vehicle)
WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU
(A drunken man reaches out to touch his nose)
(Finish the Theme Song Yourself, I can't remember the rest ^_^)
NOTES: I have no clue about Japanese law and procedures, so I'm substituting
American stuff into this. This is no may is meant to insult the law
enforcment officers around the globe who risk their lives daily for are peace
of mind. Also COPS: NERIMA STYLE!! is before it got completly edited for TV.
All the fuzzy faces haven't been eliminated.
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[Screen fades on from COPS logo. Camera comes into focus inside a squad car.
At the wheel is a late twenty-ish japanese man. At the left hand corner of
the screen is the his name: Yoshi. The time is 6:45 p.m. ]
Yoshi: We patrol alone. It lets an officer concentrate more on their work
and allows us to cover more ground. Look towards your right.
[Camera pans in brings the full moon into view.]
Yoshi: A bad omen, moonlight maddness. Looks like you guys choose a great
time to film.
[Camera moves up and down mimicing a nod.]
[Radio crackles. At left hand corner is the words: Domestic Disturbance]
Yoshi: *Beep* it. Looks like its started already. Hey! Put on the flak
jacket in the back seat. I don't want you getting hurt. Hey, this
may be the land of no guns, but I don't want you bleeding on my
patrol.
[Police siren & lights go on as scene fades out.]
[Fade in. The Nekohanten comes into view sounds of yelling and dishees
being broken can be heard. Outside are a few people hanging out their
windows seeing what's all the commotion is about. Officer Yoshi parks the
car before walking to the door nightstick in hand.]
Yoshi(knocking on the closed door): Open up, this is the police.
[shuffling about noises as the such. It gets real quiet. The door slids
open a crack.]
Voice (stammering): Ye..Yes..officer? Can I help you?
Yoshi (concerned): Hey buddy, how'd you hurt your eye?
Voice (looking away): I..um...fell down.
Yoshi (concerned): Must've fell down pretty hard. Can I come in?
[Door unlocks. The camera enters after the officer panning around. The cafe
has brocken dishes and furniture scattered about. It focuses on a long
haired chiense teenager. He is in boxers and a t-shirt and has a black
right eye. His glasses are bent slightly and one lense is cracked.]
Yoshi: Must've been a bad fall. You were what cleaning?
Moose: Um...yeah...I just tripped..bad glasses...my fault totally.
[Yoshi looks suspiously at the counter walks towards it.]
Moose(quickly): Nothings back there! Just pots and pans.
Yoshi (angered): Come on out. I know your behind there. Don't make me come
and get you.
[A lavender haired girl rises up with an annoyed expression on her face.]
Yoshi(towards girl): You, why were you hidding?
Shampoo(mumbling & looking away): Nothing
Yoshi(towards Moose): Has she been hitting you again? Come on answer me.
Moose (shaking his head looking down): I tripped and fell.
Yoshi(towards Shampoo accusingly): Is that what happened?
Shampoo(mumbling angrily): That happen...Moose trip and fall...very stupid.
Yoshi: You, look at me when I talk to you. I don't want this happening,
again. This is the third call in two weeks. (towards Moose) If you let
this keep happening your gonna get killed.
[Shampoo crosses her arms glaring at Moose]
Moose: Nothing...nothing happened okay...(whispered)
Yoshi (towards Shampoo): You better not be doing this. If I even find a
health code violation, your going downtown.
[Camera focuses on Yoshi's angered expression. Yoshi walks out shaking his
head slowly.]
Yoshi (towards camera): Its a shame really. Can't do anything about it if
he don't press charges. A *beep* shame. I know, I just know it. He's
going to end up in the emergency room.
[Fade out: Cops logo]
[Fade in: Cops logo: Yoshi is behind a wheel. Random radio traffic is heard
occasionally. 7:43 p.m.]
Yoshi: Okay, I going to assist and officer who's already got a suspect in
custody. Some girl was running around her school acting crazy and such.
She's probably doped up on something.
[Car arrives in front of St Hebereke school for girls. A girl with a long
ponytail in a school uniform is being questioned by officer Akira.]
Akira: Come here for a second, 'oshi. I need a hand here. (towards Kodachi)
So tell me again what your doing out here alone at night with this covered
dish.
Kodachi (smiling broadly): Why going to visit my darling Ranma-sama. (Tone
switches evily) THAT haddrian peasent cooks unholyily; she'll kill him.
[Camera focues on both officers rolling their eyes.]
Yoshi: Mind if we take a look at that dinner for you 'Ranma-sama'
Kodachi (nervously): Why yes officers do take a look at this. Did I mention
this wasn't my plate? I...um...borrowed it from my...friend.
Akira: Open it for us.
[Kodachi hurls the dish at Akira knocking him off balance and runs off
towards the school's grounds. Yoshi runs off after her. The camera bobs
and weaves as it tries to keep the two in view. Kodachi heads towards the
socceer field only to encounter a fence.
Yoshi(threatening): Freeze!! Don't do anything stupid!
Kodachi: (manical laughter)
[Kodachi jumps onto the chainlink fence attempting to climb over. Yoshi
jumps up grabbing her leg.]
Kodachi(yelling): LET ME GO!! (She tries to kick Yoshi off.)
Yoshi: That's it!! (Yoshi pulls Kodachi off the fence slamming her to the
ground.)
Kodachi: Brutality! Police brutality!! (Kodachi wrestles the Yoshi as
Officer Akira comes running covered with bits of rice.)
Yoshi(struggling): Help me here!! (Yoshi pulls her to her feet eventually
getting her into a full nelson.)
Kodachi(kicking and screaming): You can't do this to me!! I'm rich!!
Akira(furious): Shut up!! (Akira jabs her in the stomach with his nightstick
causing her to double over.)
[Fadeout: Cops Logo]
[Fadein: Cops Logo 7:52 p.m.]
[Kodachi is face down on the ground handcuffed. Camera pans off her to
focus on the spilt dish. Akira is seen donning rubber gloves.]
Yoshi(kneeling behind Kodachi frisking her): I'm not going to find anything
that I'm not gonna like, am I? Knifes, guns, needles? (finds an ID card)
Kodachi Kuno...sounds familar....
Kodachi(pissed off): You can't *beep* do this to me you *beep* *beep* *beep*
I'm am wealthy you *beep* cops.
Yoshi(bored tone reads Kodachi her rights): ...appointed for you by the
court of law. Do you understand these rights.
Kodachi(really pissed off): *beep* yes. You *beep*
Akira(off camera): Look what we have here
[Camera pans over to Akira who is pokeing through the rice reveling several
strange pellets, capsules and powders.]
Akira: Looks like we have five, six counts. One for each of these drugs.
So what is this, crank? dope? heroin?
Kodachi: Their not drugs!!
Yoshi: Then what are they for?
Kodachi(pause): Um...medicinal purposes
Yoshi: Don't you try anything. Pull your knees up...
[Yoshi pulls her to her feet grasping her forearms.]
[He walks her over to the Akira's squad car.]
Akira: Watch your head girl.
[Fade out: Cops Logo]
[Fade in: Cops Logo. 8:30 p.m.]
Yoshi(scratches can be visible on his face): Yep, a wild one that last girl.
Seems like one of the other units pulled Ms. Kuno two nights ago. Crazy
girl needs some help.
[Radio crackles: GANG VIOLENCE AT Furinkan High all units report to area.]
[Siren and lights flash on as Officer Yoshi guns the engine.
[Seconds later the squad car comes to a speeding halt. A small mob of a
half a dozen people are busily battling it out with one another. A spatula
flies towards the squad car slamming into the windshield cracking it. A
boken can be seen as well as mallets, bandannas, and a whole lot more.
Yoshi: *beep* Stay in the car. (Officer Yoshi rushes out with a nightstick
and riot shield in hand.
Voices: TOMBOY!!! HENTAI! BAKA!! PIG TAILED!!!
[Camera fades out: Cops Logo as the sounds of sirens, bull-horns, tear gas
grenades and hand-to-hand combat echo loudly.]
CREDITS ROLL as miscellaneous radio transmission go by.
NEXT WEEK COPS VISIT THE WILD SIDE OF CHICAGO
PREVIEW: (NO BEING WRITTEN EVER)
[Camera comes focuses on a fat cop with a donut behind the wheel.]
Officer Joe: Yeah its ussually quiet like
[A red corvette comes out of no where smashing into the squad car sending
the donut flying.]
RADIO: Bean Bandit aka ROADBUSTER sighted at 6th all units
Officer Joe: Oh *beep* this bastards dead.
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[Camera comes into focus on the blasted remains of a car. An officer is
talking to a twenty-ish women with brown hair and coppery skin who has a
semi-automatic in her hand. Next to her is a teenage girl with one hand
in her pocket and an anoyed expression on her face.]
Women: Damnit I'm a bounty hunter...my license was burnt up in the car.
Officer: Holstter than gun (holding her firearms license). Look lady, I've
got to follow procedure. Your gonna have to wait till the computer confirms
who you are.
Teenager(whispering): C-8 stable my ass.
Women: Roy's gonna have your ass in a ringer.
Officer: Detective Roy...look I don't want your lip so just sit down and
wait for the computer comfirmation.
Women: Unbelievable....
END