[Ranma][FanFic][Lemon] Take Me Out To The Bathhouse (revised)
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copyright infringement is intended.Never mind the fact that there are
consensual sex scenes.Some of them,particularly in the first part,are
same-sex.If you are offended by "slash" lemons,please hit the "back"
button on your web browser(you have been warned).Otherwise,especially
if you think that Tsubasa Kurenai and Konatsu Kenzan deserve each
other,please feel free to continue reading.No,I'm NOT gay,I'm just
severely pro-Ukyou biased.Yes,this yaoi lemon is post-volume 38;and
since this takes place a couple of years after the end of the manga
storyline,all parties depicted in the lemon scenes are at least 18.
Sorry,pedophiles.This revised version supersedes the original version
posted to the RAAC on October 4,1999.
"Take Me Out To The Bathhouse"(A Ranma 1/2 Lemon Fanfic),by Mike Rhea
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Tsubasa and Konatsu walked through the streets of Nerima,heading for
the public bathhouse.
"Konatsu-kun,aren't we glad that we're both men?,"inquired Tsubasa.
"Definitely,Tsubasa-kun.When we go to the public bath,we won't ever
have to worry about being separated,"replied the transvestite kunoichi.
Less than a minute later,the 2 transvestites arrived at the bathhouse.
The kunoichi and the most-of-the-time living inanimate object(who was
only dressed as a girl)then proceeded to the men's side,and first
entered the dressing/undressing room.
"May I,Konatsu-kun?,"inquired Tsubasa.
"If you let me do the same,help yourself,Tsubasa-kun,"replied the
transvestite ninja as he and his partner took turns undressing each
other until they were both entirely nude;at that point in which they
accompanied each other to the bathing area.
There,in front of other bathhouse patrons,they doused each other with
warm water,then lathered themselves with soap.They then began rubbing
their nude bodies against one another,arousing both of their sexes.
Then,as other men stared in shock(including a certain ancient pervert
who then snuck to the women's side),the two transvestites applied
shampoo to each other's heads.As they took turns shampooing each other,
Konatsu thanked Tsubasa for convincing him that he was truly a guy and
not a woman.Then,as they started rising themselves off,Konatsu asked
Tsubasa "Shall we begin?"
"Why not?,"inquired Tsubasa as he and his lover continued rinsing
themselves off.When they finished,Konatsu laid down on the floor of
the bathing area,back-side down;then Tsubasa lowered his mouth onto
Konatsu's erect member and his own erect member into Konatsu's mouth
so that they were laying on top of each other in the 69 position.They
then began sucking on each other's throbbing members to see who would
orgasm first.As they did so,they felt the pleasure build up slowly,but
surely.The pleasure continued to build up;and eventually the 2 felt
the shockwave of an orgasm wrench their bodies,and they continued to
suck on each other's erect members as to muffle each other's moans of
ecstasy as they climaxed in each others mouths.They quickly lapped up
each other's cum.By doing so,however,they began pleasuring each other
again;and they continuously brought each other orgasm over and over
until the both suddenly lost count,at about the same time the sweet
aroma of their love juices began permeating the men's side of the
bathhouse.Then,as angry women catapulted Happousai back into the men's
side,Tsubasa and Konatsu felt each other's softening members leave
each other's mouths.Almost immediately afterward,the 2 got up off the
floor,and began kissing passionately as they resumed rubbing their
naked bodies against one another.They continued kissing as they felt
Konatsu's hardening member slide into that of Tsubasa.At that point,
the kissing began muffling each other's moans of pleasure.They would
not last long,however:Within minutes,the 2 climaxed and shouted each
other's names as they felt each other's love juices touch their
softening members.
"I love you,Konatsu-kun,"said Tsubasa.
"I love you too,Tsubasa-kun,"replied Konatsu as he and Tsubasa
continued to kiss very passionately to the shock of other bathhouse
patrons,including Happousai who promptly passed out horrified by the
yaoi public display of affection.
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Meanwhile,in western Kyoto,a typical day of business was winding down
for Ranma and Ukyou Saotome at their okonomiyaki restaurant which has
operated at its current location for just over 2 years,which is almost
not only as long as they've been married,but it's also been as long
since the lifelong friends became business partners as well.Their last
customer for the day,Shuutarou Mendou,had just entered the
okonomiyaki-ya after landing one of his heavy bombers just half a
block away and was starving.
"Good day,Saotome-san,"greeted Mendou.
"Good day,Mendou-kun,"replied Ukyou."How would you like your
okonomiyaki tonight?"
"One seafood combo,please,"replied Mendou."How have things been,
Saotome-kun?,"he then asked Ranma.
"Very well,Mendou-kun.It's a lot more peaceful here than in Nerima.
However,I did receive a letter from Ryouga Hibiki today:He and his 2
concubines,Akane and Akari,are doing well.In fact,Akane recently gave
birth to her second(and Ryouga's third)child,Shinnosuke,in which they
named after the guy from Ryugenzawa who saved her life many years ago.
In addition,Akari is very pregnant with her second(and Ryouga's fourth)
child and is expecting any day.Meanwhile,Dr.Toufuu finally fessed up
to Kasumi;but not before Nabiki locked the 2 together in the same room.
Last,but not least,Tsubasa and Konatsu,as usual,are busy with each
other,"replied Ranma as he was preparing 3 seafood okonomiyaki,two of
which were to be consumed by by both himself and his wife(In fact,on
the okonomiyaki that he was cooking for his wife,he naturally wrote
"I love you,Ucchan" in sauce.)."And you,Mendou-kun?."
"Unfortunately,(Ataru) Moroboshi was recently involved in a wild orgy
that is known to have involved Lum,Benten,and Ryuunosuke.I got a major
nosebleed when Lum told me the rather lurid details of how she and
Ryuunosuke had fun together as Moroboshi watched in pleasure.
Thankfully,my sister Ryouko was fortunate not to have been involved.
Ditto for my fiancee,Asuka Mizunokouji.In fact,she and Ryouko have been
faring well.BTW,Saotome-kun,has your dad ever apologized to you,your
wife,or her dad for pulling that dirty trick that culminated in your
old man stealing the Kuonjis' yatai?"
"He finally did when my mom threatened to make him commit seppuku in
front of me and Ucchan,both of us who have been wronged by his dirty
trick.He had been unconvinced even when Akane came clean and admitted
that she truly loved Ryouga and Akari and that she was fully aware of
Ryouga's curse.In fact,Ryouga sent us pictures of his kids,some with
them as piglets.The pictures didn't convince my old man,but the
seppuku threat did.BTW,Mendou-kun,your okonomiyaki is ready now,"said
Ranma as he walked to the counter and placed a dish of okonomiyaki in
front of the scion of the richest family on the planet.
"Arigatou,Saotome-kun,"replied Mendou as he began devouring his
okonomiyaki.
"You're welcome,Mendou-kun,"added Ukyou as she placed the other 2
okonomiyaki,to be consumed by herself and her husband Ranma,onto
dishes.
A few minutes later,Mendou had finished devouring his okonomiyaki;and
he then handed Ukyou some money and thanked her and Ranma for the meal
as he left the okonomiyaki-ya,returned to his heavy bomber,and flew
back home.It was closing time,and Ranma went outside to take down the
shop curtain for the day;and after taking the both the shop curtain
and the fold up sign inside(and locking the door),Ranma was welcomed
by the sweet aroma of fresh seafood okonomiyaki that he cooked himself.
He sat next to his wife(who wrote in sauce "Love,Ucchan" on the one
that he was going to eat),and as they were both starving,they
naturally began eating.Within minutes,they had cleared their plates.
As they washed a few last dishes,Ranma asked his wife "Ucchan,aren't
we the best okonomiyaki cooks in the world?"
"Certainly,Ran-chan,"replied Ukyou."Anyway,Ryouga-kun and his two
concubines are expecting their fourth child already.Ran-chan,is it
about time that we thought about starting a family of our own?"
"Why not?,"replied Ranma as he accompanied his wife to their bedroom
where they began kissing very passionately.Once in the bedroom,they
wasted little time getting down to business:Ranma began kissing and
sucking on Ukyou's neck as the 2 untied the sashes of each other's
identical garments.As they took off each other's blue okonomiyaki
seller's shirts,Ranma felt Ukyou's breasts through her chestwrap and
was aroused by it.Feeling her husband's manliness rub up against her,
Ukyou felt her love petals stir in arousal as Ranma helped her slip
out of her tights.In return,she helped her husband slip out of his
tights.They then started kissing again as Ranma ripped off Ukyou's
breast bindings.Ukyou the felt her aroused nipples harden as she took
off Ranma's undershirt.
"Ran-chan,I'm discarding my chestwrap permanently,"said Ukyou."It
would be a lot easier for us if I wore a bra instead of going through
the pain of taping my chest."
"You're more beautiful then ever,my beloved Ucchan,"replied Ranma as
he traced his hands down to Ukyou's waist and carefully took off her
panties.After stepping out of her panties and tossing them out of the
way,Ukyou found herself entirely nude except for the bow in her hair.
They resumed kissing very passionately as they rubbed their bodies
against each other.Ukyou felt Ranma's hard groin through his boxers
and was further excited.They continued kissing rather lustfully to
muffle each other's moans of pleasure until,suddenly,Ukyou got a bit
impatient."Enough teasing,Ran-chan,"she said as she traced her hands
down to Ranma's waist and carefully began to take off his boxers.
"Let's wash up.I'll scrub your back if you'll scrub mine."
**Music:"You Dropped The Bomb on Me,"by the Gap Band**
"Anything for you,my beloved kawaii iroke otemba,"replied Ranma as he
stepped out of his boxers and tossed them out of the way as he and his
lovely wife were both naked at last.
Ukyou blushed profusely,but unlike the times before Ranma finally
chose her,she didn't whack him with a spatula.Though Ranma was hers
exclusively,Ukyou still felt tomboyish at heart.In fact,Ranma had
always told her she was cute regardless of her wardrobe,unlike a
certain kawaiikunai otemba who wouldn't admit that Ryouga and P-chan
were one and the same.Instead of hitting him with a spatula,she
accompanied him to the bathroom.
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As they arrived in the bathroom,Ranma and Ukyou wasted little time
getting down to business:After Ukyou placed some towels adjacent to
the bathing area,Ranma undid the bow in her hair as they stepped into
the shower together.After turning on the hot water to get wet,Ranma
and Ukyou each took a washcloth and began scrubbing soap all over each
other.As they began applying shampoo to each other's heads,Ukyou
asked Ranma "Ran-chan,aren't you glad we don't go to the public baths?"
"Certainly,my darling Ucchan,"replied Ranma."Why get separated from
each other in public when we can bathe together in the privacy of our
own home?"
As they shampooed each other,Ranma and Ukyou began moaning in pleasure
as they rubbed each other's naked bodies against one another.Then,as
they were rinsing themselves off,Ukyou lifted a leg up and told Ranma
"Enough teasing,Ran-chan.Get in."
Ranma quickly complied with Ukyou's wishes as he inserted his rock
hard member into her love tunnel.As the began caressing each other's
necks,they began kissing rather lustfully to muffle each other's moans
of pleasure.For Ukyou,it was just like her first time with Ranma,but
without the pain of his hardness tearing through her virgin barriers.
While Ukyou was fantasizing about that first time,Ranma began kissing
and sucking on his wife's neck,and then began fondling her well-
developed breasts causing her to moan even louder.As they both moved
their hips in sync,Ranma lifted Ukyou off the ground as she wrapped
her legs around him.With her love button rubbing up against her
husband's manliness;Ukyou climaxed,shouting out "RAN-CHAAAAAAANNNNN!"
as her love juices dribbled out of her sex onto Ranma's balls.This,in
turn,caused Ranma to orgasm as well:"UCHAAAAAANNNN!,"he shouted out as
he held on to Ukyou tightly and ejaculated all the way inside of her.
A few moments later,after their pleasure had faded,Ranma lovingly
carried Ukyou out of the bath with him(as Ukyou's legs were a bit
weakened from that intense orgasm);and without washing off each
other's fluids,they used the bath towels to dry each other off,kissing
each other passionately as they did so.When they finished drying
themselves(and each other),Ranma and Ukyou accompanied each other to
the bedroom,as they still weren't done with each other.
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Once in the bedroom,Ranma gently put Ukyou down on their bed;and he
then lowered his once-again erect member into Ukyou's mouth and his
mouth onto Ukyou's crotch so that they were laying on top of each
other in the 69 position.While Ukyou was sucking on Ranma's throbbing
manliness,he in turn began licking on the outer petals of her delicate
flower.As Ukyou's tongue was dancing all over Ranma's manhood,he
returned the favor as his tongue danced all over her womanhood.As
their mutual pleasure built up;Ukyou deep-throated Ranma's sex pole
while Ranma in return gently parted the petals of Ukyou's flower with
his thumbs while his tongue washed over her love button.
Not too surprisingly,not only did they climax in each others faces;but
also when muffling each other's screams,they ended up lapping up a
combination of each other's love juices that were left over from their
quickie in the shower.As Ranma briefly dismounted Ukyou,she told him
"Enough teasing,Ran-chan.Get in."
"Anything for you,my beloved Ucchan,"replied Ranma as he remounted
Ukyou so that they were face-to-face(just as they like it).He then
inserted his once again erect sex pole into her delicate flower.The
two wasted little time making each other moan in pleasure,and they
soon began kissing rather lustfully to muffle each other's moans.Not
only have the 2 lovers been intimate only with each other,Ukyou has
always felt both manly and womanly whenever she and Ranma have made
passionate love to each other.In fact,as he continued thrusting,Ranma
began kissing Ukyou's neck and eventually began fondling her breasts
with both his fingers and his tongue.Soon after,their breathing became
more and more ragged as the 2 young lovers approached orgasm.With
one final thrust;Ranma and Ukyou both came at the same time.
"AAAAAAAHHH,RAN-CHAAAAANNN!,"shouted Ukyou as her love juices dribbled
out of her love tunnel and onto Ranma's balls.
"UCCHAAAAAANNNN!,"shouted Ranma as he ejaculated all the way inside of
Ukyou.However,as they were both determined to give each other the
maximum amount of pleasure,Ranma and Ukyou weren't quite done with
each other yet:They continued pumping and it wasn't until they gave
each other 13 more orgasms a piece when they finally wore each other
out,in which about the same time the sweet aroma of their love juices
began permeating their bedroom.
**Music:"Best of my Love,"by The Emotions**
"I love you,Ucchan,"said Ranma as he pulled over the sheets so that he
and Ukyou were covered by them.
"I love you too,Ran-chan,"replied Ukyou as she turned out the lights.
Not yet aware that they finally conceived,the 2 lovers fell fast
asleep.
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Meanwhile,in the next bedroom...
"Admit it,Genma,"said Nodoka."Ranma and Ukyou are a perfect couple.If
you only told your son in the first place that Ukyou was a girl,he
wouldn't have gone through the trouble of being engaged to a
kawaiikunai otemba that didn't love him.I was a fool for believing in
Akane.Never have seen a lady so unskilled in domestic skills.At least
Ukyou was trying to defend her fiance when she crashed the Akane
wedding and is more domestically skilled,regardless of wardrobe."
"Alright,darling,"replied Genma."You're right.I shouldn't have forced
the whole fiancee fiasco down his throat in the first place.I just
hope he doesn't raise his children the way I raised him."
"Don't worry,why would he want to?Anyway,good night,Genma."
"Good night,Nodoka."
Meanwhile,in the third bedroom;Mr.Kuonji said to himself "Genma
Saotome,just over 2 years after your son woke up and reversed the
injustice you inflicted on both him and my daughter,you have finally
begun to see things my way."
THE END
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AUTHOR'S NOTES:Alright,you may think I misuse Konatsu in my fanfics,
but the truth is:not only is pairing him up with Tsubasa the Rite Way
to use either character in a Ranma fic,neither of Ukyou's 2 drag-queen
stalkers deserve her.Even Ryouga is far better than either of them.BTW,
would you rather see me pair Konatsu up with Happousai and/or kill him
off entirely?If you were offended by that yaoi lemon scene,don't say
I didn't warn you in the disclaimer.Also,if that Ataru orgy reference
scared any "Ataru+Lum" purists,it was only intended as a joke to
preserve the fanfic's flavor in between the Tsubasa/Konatsu bathhouse
scene and the Ranma/Ukyou lemon scenes.Besides,Ataru/Lum ranks among
the top anime couples overall.I have received a couple of rants about
how I often put Ryouga in a threesome with both Akane and Akari.The
thing is,not only does he care for them both,he deserves them both.
Even when he saved Akari's picture instead of Akane's,he didn't stop
romantically loving Akane completely.And yes,certain Jusenkyou curses
can be passed on to offspring:in Nettouhen episode 45(in the U.S.,this
episode is titled "Ranma Returns to Jusenkyou,At Last" and it's the
second episode of the Ranma 1/2 Hard Battle:"Mirror,Mirror" video),not
only are Ryouga and Akane married with children,but in addition,their
three kids all fell into the fish pond and turned into P-chan's.Since
I've watched "An Akane to Remember" only once(and it was a long time
ago),I haven't used Shinnosuke in any of my fics.However,he does
appear in a future manga volume yet to be translated by Viz,and I may
consider writing an Akane/Shinnosuke fic one of these days.As you
may know,whenever I write a Ranma/Ukyou fanfic in which they are
married,I have a propensity for having them move out of Nerima and
operating out of a new home in western Kyoto.The reason is:not only
does the westernmost district of the city of Kyoto actually bear the
name Ukyou,but that's also how Ranma's kawaii iinazuke(cute fiancee)
got her given name.BTW,"kawaii iroke otemba" means "cute sexy tomboy"
and "kawaiikunai otemba" means "uncute tomboy"(BTW,thank you,Philip
Mak,for that tidbit about animanga and Japanese).In case you thought
this lemon got lurid in the second half,I just can't imagine Ukyou
with anyone other than Ranma.Just because my ideas/viewpoints are
different from the majority,it doesn't mean that I'm a psychopath.Sure,
Ukyou is a boy's name in Japan.However,Ranma can be used by either
gender;and the fact that both Ranma and Ukyou use given first names
that can be used by and/or are intended for the opposite gender makes
them more perfect for each other.BTW,IMHO,since no one marries at the
end of the final manga volume(and since nothing is guaranteed),pairing
Ranma with a lady/fiancee other than Akane SHOULD NOT be considered
interfering with Rumiko Takahashi's ideas.
Excluding flames,C&C are welcome.
You can find more Ranma and Ukyou fanfics(lemon and non-lemon,by myself
and other authors)on my page(the cabernet sauvignon of Ranma romance
sites)devoted to the true eternal couple of Ranma 1/2.
Mike Rhea
Webmaster of The Ranma and Ukyou Pages!
http://rei.animenetwork.com/ranchan/
Ranma:"I'm so sorry you lost your business because of me..."
Ukyou:"Shucks,honey...we promised not to bring that up again,remember?"
-excerpt from Viz Ranma graphic novel #13,part 12:"The Virtues
ofTraining"
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