He who is Rod Speed said on Sat, 28 Oct 2017 15:24:20 +1100:
> Pity that phones are about more than just the body.
I only speak valid verifiable facts where all facts below are referenced
and all quotes are verbatim from those references.
A dumb blond with a gorgeous body is how Apple advertises the iPhone X.
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https://www.apple.com/iphone-x/>
What's interesting is that I looked for advertised *functionality* at that
page just now, specifically for the data speeds, because I knew that Apple
Marketing Tactic is to "throttle speeds of the Qualcomm modem so that it
has a parity with the slower Intel modem".
That's a direct quote from:
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https://www.techwalls.com/iphone-x-a1865-qualcomm-a1901-intel-modem/>
However, the result of Apple throttling functionality is this direct quote:
"*This puts the iPhone noticeably behind Android flagships*
like the Samsung Galaxy S8 and LG V30 in terms of LTE speeds
and efficiency."
I wanted to see what Apple said about that functionality at this page:
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https://www.apple.com/iphone-x/>
* The *first* thing they talk about in the dumb blonde, is *looks*
"It's all screen."
* Then they say the display "fills the hand and dazzles the eyes"
(just like any dumb but stupendously gorgeous blonde would)
* Then they proclaim beauty "all the way to the elegantly rounded corners"
(OK. We get it. It's a ridiculously gorgeous dumb-as-nails blonde!)
* Then the go on to "the first OLED screen that rises to iPhone standards"
(Huh? Their first iPhone screen that actually meets their own standards?)
* Then they talk about the "tiny space" for the camera (which isn't
functionality since all intelligent people already know iPhones are
traditionally on the bottom of the top-ten in mobile phone camera
functionality, and only recently temporarily in the bottom of the top five)
* And then back to the looks, this time the glass back (which we all know
is ridiculously expensive once it breaks - and it *will* break)
* Then they talk about "familiar gesture's" of the primitive iOS interface,
which, the only claim they can make is that it's "familiar" because it was
designed at the dawn of smartphones, so it's decidedly primitive compared
to a modern launcher.
* Then they talk about face id, which if you wanted it, might be the first
functionality that they speak about in this, the most marketed page in
Appkle's web site.
* But then they fall back into the mundane of "taking selfies" (whoopie
doo), and Animoji(TM) to (and I quote) "reveal your inner pig".
* Then they talk about camera hardware, never once saying that they are
generally in the bottom of the top ten in camera *functionality* and only
recently in the bottom of the top five.
* Then they start discussing *potential* functionality by "introducing the
A11 Bionic" and "efficiency cores" and "performance cores", none of which
do they translate into performance via the competition.
* And then it's back to "face id".
* And then, get this, a "custom battery design" (as if every smartphone
doesn't already have a custom-battery design.
* Then the GPU but all they said is that it's faster than what sucks.
* And then back to the A11 "Bionic powers" (why do they repeat so much)
* And then back to the "wireless charging", none of which is a big deal.
* And lastly, they conclude with pod crap, siri crap, and that horridly
ancient primitive iOS interface that every user is "familiar" with (duh).
Notice there's not one thing about *functionality* of the modem whose
performance was throttled by Apple "so that it has a parity with the slower
Intel modem".
I only speak valid verifiable facts where all facts above are referenced
and all quotes are verbatim from those references.
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iOS is all Marketing like a dumb but absolutely stunningly gorgeous blonde!