On Wed, 26 Dec 2018 11:08:05 -0500, nospam wrote:
> at which point you told him that he had only a 5th grade education and
> was playing childhood games, that he was lying and you were the only
> one with the facts, and then went to socialize with the adults in the
> room.
Actually, since it was a party where there was a lot going on, we were
conversing at the table where everyone was sampling the expensive wines
near a Faberge egg display, where the following conversation, cross my
heart, took place...
We had conversed for only a few moments, where all these Silicon Valley
execs are my neighbors so we know each other well in the non-professional
environment (I take them on hikes, for example), when I saw exec 1 (let's
call him "AC") pull out his iPhone for some reason - which is when I had
asked him why on earth such a smart guy uses such a dumb phone.
AC was the guy whose teams develop on both Android & iOS where he was the
one to later told me that there are public APIs (yes, plural even) on iOS
that are not on Android, such as the one to handled encrypted DNS (which is
the only API I could get out of him at the rather busy party).
Just about that time, exec 2, let's call him MB, who happens to have both
but who was using Android at that moment, chimed in that "I have absolutely
no people skills", to which I asked what he meant. He said "you're so smart
and yet you don't know how to get a message across", to which his friend
"AC" concurred.
MB openly volunteered to take me under his wing to "teach me people
skills", where I was so confused as to whether he was joking or being
serious that I looked over to AC and asked, "is he serious?".
AC pointed back to MB saying, "See! He can't read you even enough to tell
if you're being serious or if you're joking". MB insisted he was serious
(we are friends, after all), but he insisted at the same time that at a
party, it's not proper to insult the intelligence of people simply for
choosing to use the iPhone.
I _still_ don't know if he was serious or joking, but both "said" they were
serious. We moved on to other conversations shortly thereafter, so I didn't
get a chance (yet) to pump AC for details on the specific APIs that Apple
has which Android does not - but clearly AC took affront when I told him
how worthless iOS is compared to Android (although AC nodded in agreement
when I said there was plenty functionality on Android that isn't on iOS).
AC mainly took affront that I claimed there was 0 on iOS not already on
Android, while MB thought that I could use my obvious intelligence a bit
less brutally honestly up front. He said he'd love to coach me.
True story.