Symptoms that you are playing too much AC

[Chi-Long]

1) You ask everyone in the room if they have a Portal to the mall..

2) You get dressed in the morning and freak out when you cant find your
Strength ring..

3) You search your herb rack for Comfrey so you can recall to your friends
house..

4) You ask your girlfriend if she'll trade her white bath robe for
everything in your closet..

5) The days seem allot longer for some reason..

6) You see a cat in the street and reach for your fire weapon..

7) You run like hell from crickets and bugs of the sort, cuz you don't have
any piercing protection on..

8) someone asks for directions, and you will tell em if they become your
vassal..

9) You have an uneasy feeling when you are at the beach...

10) You find yourself searching your part of town for hours for the
Lifestone..

11) You can't leave your house cuz you can't find the exit portal..

12) Why am I getting wet in the rain?

13) You talk big trash to the 6'5" 300# guy with no worries cuz your not
PK....

14) You have a crappy day and can't log out..

15) You're in line at the bank and tell the guy behind you "at tell Joe, the
guy in front of me stinks like ass"...

16) You...Talk...Really...Slow....

17) You're curious as to why you get tired after running a distance..

18) You try to pay for lunch with a piece of paper with a big X on it...

[Jasper]

LOL!!!
Good one!
Chi-Long wrote in message ...

[Mortal]

Very funny and very close to home.

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Mortal of MorningThaw
"I tried moderation once but I couldn't get enough of it"
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Chi-Long <va...@home.com> wrote in message
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[Glenn Lightmedow]

I have another one for ya:

You're on a long car ride wondering which direction you're going and you
look to the upper right corner of the windshield for your compass.

This actually happened to me about a week ago....

--
Glenn Lightmedow - Warrior of Nature - Harvestgain

[K]

Ha! I've already been thinking of how to put a compass in to the car in
that very same position! Can't think of how to get one in the right place
though without breaking my neck to look at it...

:)

K

"Glenn Lightmedow" <gl...@sunflower.com> wrote in message
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[Tornath The Kind]

Beat this...

the other day I was driving in my car. Upon reaching the Stop light while
leaving a parking lot. I saw a paper cup setting on the ground, I promptly
opened my door to start to pick it up....from the distance it looked like
pyreal...8-)
"K" <n...@this.address.com> wrote in message
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[Karim Amin]

I got stopped for speeding the other day and the cop told me that
speeding kills people. I told him that it's ok and that i'll just
portal back to recover my corpse.

[Vacas Relic]

Aye, true story:
I was rolling this huge joint in my car and all of the sudden I hear this
tapping noise on the passenger door, It was a drudge ravener, So I let him
come on in and we clambaked for 3 hours, man it was great... then I had to
imperil VI and kill him of course.. but he didnt care much cause he was
pretty stoned.
"Karim Amin" <ka...@flashcom.net> wrote in message
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[Azeem]

Speeding??? I didn't know you could get pulled over for speeding - how high
is your run?

<grin>

[Nightflight]

Driving along in the wind, gust hits the car, I look to see who cast the
lvlIII Frost Bolt at me.

"Azeem" <m...@here.net> wrote in message news:e2AA$zP4$GA.243@cppssbbsa04...

[Leon Litefoot]

roflmao... I got tears in my eyes Im laughing so damned hard!!!

Thi is one of the things that makes this game so damned good.
You don't even have to be playing to enjoy it!

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