The Rooster!

[Alan]

 

                            A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.

 

THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR  SHOULDER?"

THE  OLD FARMER SAID,

"THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER  CHUCK.

WHEREVER  I GO, CHUCK GOES."

"I'M SORRY SIR,"  SAID THE TICKET AGENT

"WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATRE."

THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER

AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.

THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH,

BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATRE.

HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO

TWO OLD WIDOWS

NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.

THE  MOVIE STARTED

AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM.  

THE OLD FARMER

UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO

CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT

AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

"I  THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME

IS A PERVERT."

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?"  ASKED MARGE?

"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND

HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID  MARGE..

"AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"

"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,

"BUT THIS ONE'S

EATIN'  MY POPCORN...!"