Dog on plane

[Alan]

> A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
> when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador
> retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
> The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog
> was allowed on the plane.
> The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement
> Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
> 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we
> get airborne,when I put him to work.'
> The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the Policeman said,
> 'Watch this.'
> He told Sniffer to 'search'.
> Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
> purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
> Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
> The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said,
> 'That woman is in possession of marijuana,
> I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will
> apprehend her when we land.
> 'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
>
> Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
> The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds,
> returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
> The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm
> making a note of his seat number for the police.'
> 'I like it !' said his seat mate.
> The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.
> Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for
> a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the
> middle seat and proceeded to ‘Poooooh’ all over the place.
> The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't
> figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he
> asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?'
> The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'