At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you." "Great," he said. "I won £12 yesterday. Here's £6. Stay in touch."
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you."
"Great," he said. "I won £12 yesterday. Here's £6. Stay in touch."